Troubles and Treats (Chocolate Lovers #3)
With two little kids and two busy lives, for the first time, Drew and Jenny aren't on the same page in the bedroom. Drew will stop at nothing to get his previously amorous wife back i...more
SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT, THIS BOOK WAS FUNNY!
In this latest addition to Tara Sivec's Chocolate Lovers series, Troubles and Treats, we fast forward seven years into the future with Drew and Jenny Parritt. All our fave couples have now been married for a few years and there are various children in the mix. Drew and Jenny have been going through a dry spell in their sex life since before the birth of their second child. Drew has had to say good-bye to t he kink since Jenny is exhausted and not int...more
I love you too, vagina. I miss you like a hooker misses her virginity. True story. Why have you done me wrong,Boo? Why is there such a distance between us? Remember when we used to hang out every day? Now I barely see you once a month. You’ve changed,vagina. I hate to say this,but you have. You’re a different person now,and it’s like I don’t even know you. I thought maybe you were hanging around with a different crowd of people and they influenced you against...more
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SON OF A BIRTHDAY CAKE! My fave line in this book! It take me a lot of time to finish this. I reserve it to get over my book hangover and ROFL on Drew and Jenny. I love book 1 & 2 more than this because I think there's more romance than just humor with Claire and Carter. Here I don't get the vibes of any romantic stuff just a super weird, crazy, kinky couple who's going on a dry spill after giving birth with their second child.
The hero of this books is not funny. He is not cute.
He is every woman’s nightmare.
He gets pissed off over you using his new sex swing (don’t ask, you really do not want to know) to calm down your screaming toddler.
He does not say anything nice to you. Like…ever.
His freaking penis can only get hard if you are slutty.
He calls you "Porno Jenny" in his mind.
He talks to your vagina. But not to you! Never to you! And never about important things!
He talks to his penis. All t...more
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JUST BOUGHT IT ON AMAZON FOR MY KINDLE YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes!!!!! Love Drew and Jenny and dear God can you take Jenny back to the sex shop? Funniest damn thing I've ever read!!!!
COMING OUT NOVEMBER 30TH!!!
I can't freaking stand it....
I read this book in a day. I LOVED it! I do have to admit that I still loved the first two a little more, but I just think I related more to Claire as a narrator as opposed to Jenny. Don't get me wrong, it was still hilarious! The scene in the tent was freakin awesome!! I also found that i had a soft spot for Drew. Man was he clueless,...more
I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.
Tara Sivec is a comic genius!!
In Troubles and Treats we are propelled six years into the future with Drew and Jenny Parritt. Since the birth of their second child Drew and Jenny’s kinky sex life has become nonexistent. Jenny is just flat out exhausted. She really has her hands full,taking care of an infant and a preschooler, housework, and of course her job at S & S.
Drew is still the same, funny t-shirt wearing, sex craving, cl...more
Oh my gosh! Finally, I have my copy!!! I'm so excited! Going to read you very soon. :)))
First of all, I feel like I need to apologize to the whole gang of Seduction and Snacks because it took me so long to finish this last installment. I've just been so busy lately because of Christmas br...more
Who'd ever thought that Drew would grow up, get married and have two kids, and still manager to be totally awesome. Getting inside Drew's hea...more
Tara Sivec, you are my freaking hero. I just finished the third book in the Chocolate Lovers series, Troubles and Treats. Let me just say how much I LOVE Tara's sense of humor! I have a similar mindset with potty humor and get many funny looks from my friends and family when making jokes.
**Warning** - While reading this book, or any in the series for that matter, make sure you are not eating, drinking, in a quiet waiting room, or any quiet place or else people may think y...more
Sometimes in life you just need a easy, light, hilarious book. That is exactly what you get with the Chocolate Lovers series.
I loved Seduction and Snacks, found that Futures and Frosting was ok but Troubles and Treats pretty much topped the lot.
I did miss Gavin and his hilarious outbursts a little but that doesn't mean we didn't have any, there were plenty and they were brilliant. But as well as that were treated to a whole book full of Drew and his filthy mouth an...more
Troubles and Treats is Jenny and Drew's story and takes place a few years after Futures and Frosting. A few years that have been both kind and unkind to the Parritt’s. When the story opens, we find Drew and Jenny in a bit of a… dry spell, trying to navigate life after a second baby. And, considering these two sexaholics sex life has taken a serious swan dive, I’d say they’re having some issues. The fact that Drew is plagued by nightmares of Jenny's vagina having teeth, a...more
I was really looking forward to reading this book. I have absolutely loved the first two, which were the funniest books I have read so far, that's probably why my expectations were high. Plus Drew and Jenny must be the most crazy and kinky couple around. The story however was a little different...
After being a couple for few years and having two kids, Drew and Jenny have lost their sparkle and are going through a rough patch. They are facing a lot of problems, from the constant lack of sleep, t...more
I feel like a REALLY big pervert for even understanding half the stuff written in this book and the double meaning lines!
MY WHOLE FUCKING BOOK IS HIGHLIGHTED, each and every quote, paragraph and line!!
Author, I love you, your brains and your weird n amazing humor!
Do not enter, closed for repairs, zombies will eat your face if you try to touch this vagina. LMFAO
The book was basically Drew trying to get Jenny back into havin...more
I am so sad this is the final installment of the Chocolate Lovers series! Each book has been so good, making me cry wi...more
WELL DONE, TARA SIVEC. WELL FUCKING DONE!
*I received an ARC in exchange for an honest review*
I have one word; HOW?! How in the holy hell does Tara Sivec continue to put out books that have me crying from laughter?! I can come up with only one logical explanation; I've said it before and you better believe I’ll say it again – Tara Sivec is an actual genius. She’s the kind of genius that talks about sexually curious ghosts, killer cats, and vibrator races. If just those three things alone don’t m...more
The characters were really one-dimensional. Jenny and Drew didn't really grow up, and it's sad because I'm all for character development even if the character is intended to just be a Three-Stooges extra. Still, I don't mind their being kinky, but the 1st book had more depth (the characters were much more intelligent although they still dry humped like bunnies - which isn't even a bad thing!)
Also, I'm not a very big fan of ditzy, unintell...more
SAMPLES! A peak on Drew and Jenny's thoughts:
Jenny and I have been married going on...uh, something like four years. Or is it three? Our daughter Veronica is three and Jenny definitely wasn't knocked up at our wedding. So, three, take away the one, carry the two...eh, three years and some change sounds about right.
"Because he'll just race over here and make a testicle out of himself," I mumble as I continue searching the lot.
"He's already a giant testicle, don't you...more
Everyone remember and love Drew and Jenny for their personalities. They are known as the sex addicted couple. Remember Jenny making a mold of her vagina to Drew?...... I love them.
You would think they would have the perfect marriage and perfect sex life – but as Jenny became pregnant with their son, their sex life have sunk into the toilet. It is exactly twelve months, thirteen days, nine hours, and thirty-seven minutes since they last had sex. Something Drew is q...more