Troubles and Treats (Chocolate Lovers #3)
With two little kids and two busy lives, for the first time, Drew and Jenny aren't on the same page in the bedroom. Drew will stop at nothing to get his previously amorous wife back i ...more
The hero of this books is not funny. He is not cute.
He is every woman’s nightmare.
He gets pissed off over you using his new sex swing (don’t ask, you really do not want to know) to calm down your screaming toddler.
He does not say anything nice to you. Like…ever.
His freaking penis can only get hard if you are slutty.
He calls you "Porno Jenny" in his mind.
He talks to your vagina. But not to you! Never to you! And never about important things!
He talks to his penis. Al ...more
SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT, THIS BOOK WAS FUNNY!
In this latest addition to Tara Sivec's Chocolate Lovers series, Troubles and Treats, we fast forward seven years into the future with Drew and Jenny Parritt. All our fave couples have now been married for a few years and there are various children in the mix. Drew and Jenny have been going through a dry spell in their sex life since before the birth of their second child. Drew has had to say good-bye to t he kink since Jenny is exhausted and not int ...more
I love you too, vagina. I miss you like a hooker misses her virginity. True story. Why have you done me wrong,Boo? Why is there such a distance between us? Remember when we used to hang out every day? Now I barely see you once a month. You’ve changed,vagina. I hate to say this,but you have. You’re a different person now,and it’s like I don’t even know you. I thought maybe you were hanging around with a different crowd of people and they influenced you against ...more
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**ARC provided by author for an honest review.
I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.
Tara Sivec is a comic genius!!
In Troubles and Treats we are propelled six years into the future with Drew and Jenny Parritt. Since the birth of their second child Drew and Jenny’s kinky sex life has become nonexistent. Jenny is just flat out exhausted. She really has her hands full,taking care of an infant and a preschooler, housework, and of course her job at S & S.
Drew is still the same, funny t-shirt wearing, sex craving, cl ...more
This book is about Drew and Jenny, they have two children, and you don't believe me, they have problems in bed! It's all what this will be, what to do to once again light a fire in their relationship and bed. And you can be sure that it will be very funny.
“...in just a few minutes, a dick will be able to find your vagina with ...more
“When was the last time you guys had sex?” Claire asks.
“Um, what day is it today?”
“It’s Saturday,” Claire answers.
This is the unconventional there’s-trouble-in-paradise story of Jenny and Drew, the wackiest members of our beloved lot, who finally get their own book to star in. We find them married, ...more
I loved it. Drew and Jenny's story is way better than Carter and Claire's story. Funnier, sexier and more exciting. It would make an excellent romantic comedy movie.
Favorite scene - Drew and Jenny in the sex swing:
Jenny: "Yes, keep doing that! Rub my ass with your knee, you whore!"...more
Drew: "Who's my tramp? Who's my dirty hooker tramp?"
Jenny: "Me! Me! I'm your dirty hooker tramp! Pay me, big daddy, pay me!"
Drew: "I'm going to give you a 75% tip, you dirty whore!"
Jenny: "Yes! Yes! Give me the tip, g
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SON OF A BIRTHDAY CAKE! My fave line in this book! It take me a lot of time to finish this. I reserve it to get over my book hangover and ROFL on Drew and Jenny. I love book 1 & 2 more than this because I think there's more romance than just humor with Claire and Carter. Here I don't get the vibes of any romantic stuff just a super weird, crazy, kinky couple who's going on a dry spill after giving birth with their second child.
This is ...more
Series: Chocolate Lovers series #3 (can standalone, but I recommend reading in order)
:: 5+ Pretty Little Stars ::
This is by far the FUNNIEST book I have ever read. And, it's the BEST book in the Chocolate Lovers series. OMG the shenanigans that go on in this book are laugh out loud funny and readers should be warned that there is a good chance you will pee your pants. HA. I laughed through this entire book. I literally could not stop. Now I am super sad that this ...more
I feel like a REALLY big pervert for even understanding half the stuff written in this book and the double meaning lines!
MY WHOLE FUCKING BOOK IS HIGHLIGHTED, each and every quote, paragraph and line!!
Author, I love you, your brains and your weird n amazing humor!
Do not enter, closed for repairs, zombies will eat your face if you try to touch this vagina. LMFAO
The book was basically Drew trying to get Jenny back into havin ...more
This installment to the Chocolate Lovers series is told fr ...more
Jenny and Drew haven't had sex for a while and we get to hear the hilarious events that have contributed to this and what they attempt to do to solve it.
I feel bad for saying this but I just didn't like this book as much as the first two. Yes, all the shock jokes, crude lines and hysterical parts are still there but it just felt like the kind of joke that went on for too long and isn't as funny anymore. Don't get me wrong, I really like Drew and Jenny and to be honest, I probably like the ...more
It's still a great book. I will miss all the characters' shenanigans.
JUST BOUGHT IT ON AMAZON FOR MY KINDLE YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes!!!!! Love Drew and Jenny and dear God can you take Jenny back to the sex shop? Funniest damn thing I've ever read!!!!
COMING OUT NOVEMBER 30TH!!!
I can't freaking stand it....
I loved every moment of this book.
Who would have thunk that at the end of the day Drew would be my fav character. But boy am I glad I don’t have a man like him.
In Troubles and Treats you fast forward 6 years or so and Jenny and Drew have join the rest of the clan and have gotten hitched. They have 2 kiddos, one from a c-section and the other the old fashi ...more
This was a fun, lighthearted, hilarious book! All the friends are back, but the focus of this book is Drew & Jenny & their lack of a sex life. After having their second child they have lost their romantic spark. I didn't love this one like I did the first two in the series, but I still really enjoyed it & love Tara Sivec's writing! It was lough out loud funny! :)
-I am bringing sexy back, bitches!
-I had known the first moment that I met Jenny I would be her bitch, and I am ...more
I read this book in a day. I LOVED it! I do have to admit that I still loved the first two a little more, but I just think I related more to Claire as a narrator as opposed to Jenny. Don't get me wrong, it was still hilarious! The scene in the tent was freakin awesome!! I also found that i had a soft spot for Drew. Man was he clueless, ...more
Check out my full review at Selena-lost-in-thought on 11/29/12 and I will also welcome Tara to my blog on 12/4/12. be sure to check it out
Drew and Jenny have been married for several years, now have two small children, and have settled into domesticity. The problem is that ever since Jenny got pregnant with their four month old, Billy, their sex live has been nonexistent. With the advice for their friends, hilarity, miscommunication and missed opportunities abound. That is until Drew realizes that Jenny just needs some help and Jenny realizes she needs to learn to communicate with her husband.
I love this series. I c ...more
Genre : - Cont Romantic Comedy
Series : - 3rd in the series - Advised to read books 1 and 2 first
Love triangle? - (view spoiler)[No (hide spoiler)]
Cheating? - (view spoiler)[No (hide spoiler)]
HEA? - (view spoiler)[Yes (hide spoiler)]
Would I read more by this author/or in this series? - Yes
Rating - Originally a 5, downgrading to 3, since it is fun, but Drew annoyed me at times, he is a crap husband.
Again a funny addition to the series - although I did struggle a bit, ...more
Troubles and Treats is Jenny and Drew's story and takes place a few years after Futures and Frosting. A few years that have been both kind and unkind to the Parritt’s. When the story opens, we find Drew and Jenny in a bit of a… dry spell, trying to navigate life after a second baby. And, considering these two sexaholics sex life has taken a serious swan dive, I’d say they’re having some issues. The fact that Drew is plagued by nightmares of Jenny's vagina having teeth, a...more
I've been a fan of Jenny and Drew since the first book. I love Drew's t-shirt collection and I love that Jenny has vocabulary issues. Their eclectic sexual tastes crack me up. Aside from their humor, in this book we got to know this couple a little bit better. They aren't complex people, but they do have some very ...more
**WARNING: This novel contains foul language and graphic sexual content. This novel and my review is intended for adults only.**
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Tara Sivec is the most hilarious person in the world. I don't know how the heck she comes up with half of the stuff she writes in her novels, but her characters and her dialogue is hysterical. Just from reading her novels, you can tell that she ...more
Oh my gosh! Finally, I have my copy!!! I'm so excited! Going to read you very soon. :)))
First of all, I feel like I need to apologize to the whole gang of Seduction and Snacks because it took me so long to finish this last installment. I've just been so busy lately because of Christmas br ...more
After working in the brokerage business for fourteen years, Tara decided to pick up a pen and write instead of shoving it in her eye ou ...more