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In the tradition of Edward Lear, Calef Brown has fashioned fourteen nonsense poems so wacky that both young and old will be unable to suppress thei... read full description

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Mar 23, 2010
Matt rated it: 5 of 5 stars
Calef Brown’s children's books are truly one-of-kind experiences. Part Dr. Seuss, part Shel Silverstein, and all his original folk-art creations. Not for the close-minded, and for those who except and love that which is sometimes called "weird."
Feb 20, 2011
Dawn rated it: 5 of 5 stars
Another great book from Calef Brown. His poetry and illustrations are so whimsical and easy for my son to memorize. We have a collection of all his books. Not only do our kids love to read his poems, but the adults can't get enough of them!!!
Apr 14, 2011
Darci rated it: 2 of 5 stars
Not as good as polka bats- poetry featuring polka dotted bat poo is hard to beat when it comes to impressing a 2 and 5 yr old boy...
Mar 31, 2009
Bill rated it: 4 of 5 stars
Not as good as polka-bats, but good, solid, fun poetry for children.
Aug 03, 2008
Bobby rated it: 4 of 5 stars
Another fun collection of poems from Calef Brown with quirky themes and zany rhyming. Kids will get a kick out of eccentric characters like Donut Beatles and Runaway Waffles. The illustrations--just as in his other books--borrow from art movements (e.g, Cubism, Dadaism) but are infused with child-friendly vivid colors and drawn simply enough to keep kids' interest without overwhelming them. Older kids and adults may find this book a bit too simple; the real charm of this book lies in reading it More...
May 01, 2008
Natasha rated it: 5 of 5 stars
Another fun work by Calef Brown. I wonder where he comes up with some of his ideas. The illustrations are so funny!

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He wouldn't stop scratching for days.
His grandmother gave him
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a plastic adjustable cone,
to keep Ned from scratching
the back of
Jul 30, 2008
Chrissie rated it: 5 of 5 stars
Another great book of poems! Me and my family laughed so hard.
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