Wallbanger

Wallbanger

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Caroline Reynolds has a fantastic new apartment in San Francisco, a KitchenAid mixer, and no O (and we’re not talking Oprah here, folks). She has a flourishing design career, an office overlooking the bay, a killer zucchini bread recipe, and no O. She has Clive (the best cat ever), great friends, a great rack, and no O.

Adding insult to O-less, since her move, she has an ov...more
Paperback, 300 pages
Published November 27th 2012 by Omnific Publishing (first published November 25th 2012)
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5 HUGE STARS!!!!

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS BOOK!!
EVERYONE HAS TO READ IT!!!

This book was brilliant!!
Pure gold!
I’m in love with Simon.
Completely, utterly in love.
My cheeks ache from laughing.
My heart is happy.
Did I mention I love this book?


This book was pure, decadent, lighthearted, un-put-downable, FUN!! A well-written, perfect blend of all things happy, romantic, sweet, funny (hilarious, really), melty, swoony, witty, steamy, with just enough tender, deeper moments to make my heart squeeze....more
Blacky *Mistress of doom*

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Text messages between The Book and Blacky :


So, what do you think about me?
Well you weren't short at all :D
Well yeah I'm pretty long... and thick...
Just about average I'd say
Pfttt you are average missy! Didn't you like all the humor?
Yeah it was good I guess, the scene with Dr. Ross was the best :D
Ohhhh yes, makes me think of dirty things, that man. I wish I had my O back :(
Yes, I wish it too! Your O brought more frustration to me than it did to you!
Whatcha sayin'? You didn't like all the sexu...more
Richa
BANG BANG BANG!


Oh God............


BANG BANG BANG!!


Oh God................


BANG BANG BANG!!!


OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOOOOOODDDD!!!!!!!


THE WALLS ARE SHAKING, PICTURES ARE FALLING DOWN!!!! RUN FOR COVER PEOPLE!!! GRAB YOUR FAVOURITE BOOK, SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR DRESS AND HIDE UNDER THE TABLE!! I THINK WE'RE HAVING AN EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BUT Wait A Sec...........Not an earthquake...........nope, definitely not an earthquake.......One, only one wall is shaking.....LI...more
Kristen
Review posted at: Swept Away By Romance

3 1/2 to 4 stars

There's no doubt Wallbanger is a fun, delightful, moderately sexy, feel-good read that bordered on the ANNOYING. There were times I felt like wallbanging my head against the wall with the amount of unresolved sexual tension this poor couple was put through. Geez! This particular aspect of the story became so frustrating.

I enjoyed getting to know the two main characters, Simon and Caroline. They were endearing, playful–maybe a little immat...more
edzkie♥§*.*§♥
“Kittens, lay back. You are about to get Wallbanged,”~Oh!My!God!H-O-T-N-E-S-S!MY SIMON WALLBANGER!!!!♥♥♥


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♥♥♥ Simon Wallbanger. The book started with a lot of "thump-thump-spank me-thum-thump-meow,meow-thump-thump-giggles" the spanking, the meowing, the giggles belong to three different "harems" and the thumping was all done by the Giant Bed of Sin. Caroline, his neighbor, with a missing "O"got pissed with the nightly banging, bang his doors wearing her pink nightie......more
AJ
Essential elements of a sensational romantic comedy novel:

Strong, sarcastically hilarious heroine – Check
Gorgeously sexy, hot hero – OMG, check, check and CHECK!!!!
Sizzling chemistry – Check
Hilariously rude flirting – Check
Wickedly sensational banter – HELL YEAH Check
Swoony romance – Check
Steam factor – Holy hell, CHECK!

Love, love, love this book! It was hilarious, gorgeously swoony, and so much fun!

“Fucking Wallbanger,” I hissed, frozen on the spot.
His grin slid off as well as he played pla
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Katie(babs)
DNFed because it's Twilight fan fiction: http://www.prlog.org/11960389-omnific...

Hurts for me because I love her Redhead series, which I didn't realize at the time was also Twilight fan fiction.

Twilight fanfiction called Edward Wallbanger by Feathersmmmm. You can find the original fan fiction here: http://whatyoushare.com/edward-wallba...

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Deniz
Jan 14, 2013 Deniz rated it 2 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Deniz by: Alisa
i am still bouncing between 2 and 3 stars. why aren't there half stars?!!
its 2.5 Stars
The thing that made me bump this up to 3 stars was definitely the banter, it was super funny and sexy....
after thinking about it a bit.. i did bump it down after all. to much babbling and cliche. Actually other than the banter i didnt enjoy the book that much.

Honestly I ended up liking this more than I initially thought.
About 20% in I wouldn't even have given it 2stars.... it was just so cliche, and I found...more
Baba  ♥♥♥ Marcus, Tyler, Tate, Dan, Ty, & Hunter
"Hello O! Nice to see you again. With his lips he brought me one."

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3.5 stars. I mean it. And I want half stars!

Once upon a time there was a missing O. The pressure of an O long denied, waiting patiently—and sometimes impatiently—for her release. Lucky you, because you found The Wallbanger.

Simon: How’s the pressure now?
Caroline: Do you want me to hurt you? Shut it! *a look of dreamy bliss on her face*

Enter Baba…

Hey guys! I wanna have a little chat with you. Are you game? *nodding heads left and...more
♠ Sharon is an emotional book junkie ♠
Wallbanger is about Caroline who has just moved into her new apartment only to be awaken in the middle of the night but some serious wall banging from her neighbor. After enduring this for several nights and losing sleep, she has finally had enough and confronts The Wallbanger.

This is a cute, funny, light read. There's not much drama, just a lot of flirting and one crazy but sweet cat. And even though it's about sex, there isn't really any steamy scenes till the end.

Caroline was really easy to...more
Lady Heather

I have to admit... I really LOVED this book!

The writing, characters, and story were amazing, and had me 'captured' right till the very end.

I LOVED the bantering, and the texting in this story.

More than once I was literally LAUGHING OUT LOUD.... Clive, the Cat...friggen BRILLIANT!!

... and the sex, when they FINALLY had it... oh my friggen GOD! (no wonder she called him Wallbanger..*he-he*).




Alice Clayton had become of one of my favourite Author's of late, and I CAN'T WAIT to read what she release...more
Tracey
Want to read an amusing, slow burning relationship develop then this book is for you, trust me you will laugh out loud at times and then have people ask what was so funny - but it isnt something that can be explained quickly.

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Caroline has lost her 'O' it was stolen by her ex boyfriend, but she has Clive her cat and her two BFF to keep her sane along with a good job as an interior designer, and a Boss who's more of a friend. She also has her baking.

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She moves into her new apartment, and gets acqu...more
Buggy
Opening line: ”Oh God.” Thump. “Oh God.” Thump, thump. What the….”Oh God, that’s so good!”

Wallbanger, Ha, I freakin loved this book. Just awesome. A great story (that made me laugh) an addictive romance (are they ever going to make it into bed?) and a very fresh voice in chick lit (reminding me of a updated and naughtier Jennifer Crusie)

I’ll admit this wasn’t as sexy as I was expecting. What I mean is that with a title like “Wallbanger” I was anticipating a story more on the erotic side. Not tha...more
Karen
I LOVED THIS BOOK!!!!!! What a fabulous romantic story!!!!! Alice Clayton has done it again, she creates such fantastic characters, so witty and funny, and so incredibly amazing!!!!! But I want more... I would love to hear more from these characters... sequel? Please?

I'll withhold my full review for after the buddy read, so I don't let anything slip!!! Enjoy it!!

Here are some pics for your enjoyment... Simon and Caroline in Spain!!
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Here is Caroline "Pink Nighty Girl"..
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Here is Simon "Wallbanger...more
Lisa Kay
Sausalito


★★★★½ Here are my comments in a "buddy read" I did when I was about half way through. And I loved it though to the end.

1. I must say, I am just loving these three characters - yes, I'm including Clive. (view spoiler)[I have a non-sexual "attack cat" story to tell you all one day, so I'm finding him very believable and not over the top. (hide spoiler)]

2. I didn't think I'd like a "man whore" book - and one where the heroine being instantly gaga over him, too. But, sometimes an author a...more
Fathima
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This book cured me of my HUGE reading funk !!!!!

4 stars for the story and the humor + 1 extra star for the last two chapters ! Damn I loved that bit ..... a lot !

Goodreads just 'over capacity'ed me , so I'm gonna try posting my review another day !

In the mean time , READ this book ! Its fuckin hilarious and awesome !

Edit : 30/11/2012

Now, Backbone and Brain were solidly in the wait-for-sex camp, believing this essential to the foundation of this burgeoning relationship. LC ( Lower Carolin...more
❂ Endless
I HAD FUN!

I really really enjoyed reading this book. Just brilliant.

Was it cliched?
Yes. But the author used sparkly, snarky humor to work around it so beautifully it didn't bother me as much as it has with other romance novels both m/f and m/m. It's been a very very long time since I truly enjoyed reading an m/f romance that made me laugh like there's no tomorrow!

Did everything fall into it's convenient little "nook"?
Yeah, but still, because it was hilarious I was able to overlook that...I dunn...more
Michele ~ la Smoocherina
I LOVED this book! Love, love, loved it!. Alice Clayton has such a unique and funny voice. She has the ability to make a hero straddle the line between Alpha and Beta..just so. I won't resynopsize the book, but Simon aka Wallbanger is HAWT! And so is Caroline aka Nightie Girl. They have so much chemistry, it's AP Chemistry. I love that he loves that she bakes for him. I love that she loves that he gives "good meatball". Their banter is so enjoyable, it made me laugh.

I thought it was a very rea...more
Jennifer Kyle
4 Wallbanging Stars!!

Clive
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Alice Clayton’s tale of Caroline Reynolds a.k.a. ‘Pink Nightie Girl’ and Simon Parker a.k.a. ‘Wallbanger’ is a fun read!

Caroline has two great girlfriends, an amazing job and has just settled into her new apartment with her cat, Clive. The only thing missing thanks to Corey Weinstein is her “O”.

Soon Caroline and Clive find that the occupant of the apartment that shares her bedroom wall has a very active sex life. Through her peep hole she notes a rotation of three wom...more
Aimen *Vampire Bookworm*
“Oh, God.”

Thump.

“Oh, God.”

Thump thump.

Meet the man responsible for these noises...


Simon "Wallbanger" Parker

(Look at him, on the bed with a pillow and all...perfect "Wallnaging" position!!)

Meet the lady hearing all these noises...

Caroline "Pink Nightie Girl" Reynolds


Ladies and gentleman, this is literally how the book starts off. A funny, light, amusing and HOT read, I might add.

Caroline is on a mission to redeem her O . It's lost, forever now gone. She is "O" less. It's obviously not fair how an...more
Brenna
Sweet, sexy, laugh out loud fun!

I went into this book thinking it sounded hilarious, but not having incredibly high expectations. It definitely surprised me. I was more invested than I thought I would be even though I still consider it a light read.

I freaking loved Simon! He was witty, fun, hot, and just awesome. And he had facial hair! Ahhh boy, am I a sucker for some sexy scruff! ;) Caroline was also a great heroine. There were a few times that her inner monologues got a little repetitive (“O...more
Farah
10 stars!!!!!!

Words really CANNOT explain how much I LoVe this book!!

The writing in this book was soooo good! It was like these were my Own thoughts!
It was FUN FUN FUN!

I cannot recall when was the last time I loved a book this much!! This was a light story and at the same time it was a pure story- no sordid pasts or the blah blah from other books! The most amazing awesome chatacters and cat! Hey we cannot forget Clive in this and off course Simon.

There were soooo many stunning lines in this...more
Steph
I had been waiting for weeks to read this book after seeing how many people loved it, and I wasn't disappointed.
I thought it was wonderfully funny and I really liked all the side-line characters.

I do agree that there wasn't too much going on story-wise, but that didn't bother me at all. I was more than okay with their flirtatious banter and the slow burning romance.

I think we should just get it out there right from the beginning, this book revolves around sex (which isn't a bad thing). The c...more
Megan
4.5 Stars

Alice freaking Clayton, you had me at the first, "Oh God. Thump.

Caroline Reynolds is an interior designer who has just moved into a new apartment in San Fran. In the past, a bad night of horizontal polka caused her to lose her "O." Her loud neighbor has a different companion every night, whose frequent "Oh Gods" and wall thumping remind her of what she lost--her O. After weeks of hearing but not seeing her neighbor, she confronts him once and for all in the middle of his...activities....more
Ellelou
4.5 Stars

SASSY, HILARIOUSLY FUNNY, IMMENSELY CHEERING



A Cockblocker with a missing O, a ferocious and possessive pussy, a Wallbanger with a happy harem, thin plaster walls, a journey to discover the missing O, throw in some baked goods, wine, few sweet and tender moments, great banter and sizzling chemistry and you've got the perfect recipe.

RECOMMENDED FOR EVERYONE but especially for anyone who needs a little pick me up.

Go ahead and read it, giggles guaranteed!
mrsj
Oh.
My.
God.

I lost it books ago.

And ladies and gentlemen..

Thump..

I found this book..

Thump thump..

What the ....

Thump thump thump



I found it!!!!!!!

Oh yeah!
It's back!
My reading mojo is back.



Oh.
Riiight..
Reviews.

This book is hilarious!
Loved it to bits.

Ok.
Most of the bits. *shy*

Yep.
You should try it.
I had lots of "LOL" note throughout the book.
I really can't think of what to write except "LOL".
I think you will love Caroline, Simon and Clive.
Uh-huh.. I think you will.


Yep.
That
Is
All
I
Am
Going
To
Say.
Duchess Nicole
Dec 07, 2012 Duchess Nicole rated it 3 of 5 stars Recommends it for: Lovers of sweet, funny contemporary romance
3.5 Stars
- Fun story
- A little sexy, but you've.....gotta.....wait....for it!
- A bit unbelievable
- Annoying cat, but also hilarious!!
- Really likeable, normal people...this was my favorite part.

While I enjoyed the story and got a few good chuckles out of it, once again I wasn't as enamored as everyone else seemed to be. I feel like the old grumpy Grandma sitting in her recliner hollering at everyone to quiet down. The story was fun and light with a nice sweet contemporary romance to read when yo...more
Just Stacey
Omg.. what a hilarious and fun read...
Mr Clive and my Mr. Hugo are like one in the same which made me laugh at the end monologue even harder.
Loved it
Leanne
4.5 Stars

It’s official, I think I have a bit of a girl crush on Alice Clayton…

Having adored Alice’s Redhead series, I had been so excited to check out Wallbanger and was thrilled to discover that it did not disappoint. Alice has a wonderful way of weaving stories that are that perfect combination of sweet, sexy and "blow-your-coffee-out-your-nose" funny.

In Wallbanger, we meet Caroline and Simon- Caroline who is missing her “O” and Simon, her neighbor who keeps her up at night, banging against th...more
Naomi Soraya
Looking for a humourous read, try this! Wallbanger is the hilarious story of Caroline, who lost her O, and Simon, the Wallbanger. Caroline just moved to a new appartment and is fastly becoming sleep deprived, because of the late night rendez-vous' of her neighbour, who she appropiately named 'Wallbanger'. Eventually they meet and become friends, in the meantime Caroline is still searching for O. Her inner monologues had me smiling continuesly. This is hilariously written, with a fantastic suppor...more
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Alice Clayton is a novelist with an unholy love for her KitchenAid mixer. Making her home in St Louis, she enjoys gardening but not weeding, baking but not cleaning up afterwards, and is trying desperately to get her long time boyfriend to make her an honest woman. Hi sweetie!!

After working for years in the cosmetics industry as a makeup artist, esthetician, and national educator for a major cosme...more
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“You done with work?
Yep, at home waiting for you.
Now that's a nice visual...
Prepare yourself, I'm taking bread out of the oven.
Don't tease me woman...zucchini?
Cranberry orange. Mmmm...
No woman has ever done breakfast bread foreplay the way you do.
Ha! When you coming?
Can't. Drive. Straight.
Can we have one conversation when you're not twelve?
Sorry, I'll be there in 30
Perfect, that will give me time to frost my buns.
Pardon me?
Oh, didn't I tell you? I also made cinnamon rolls.
Be there in 25.”
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