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Still Foolin' 'Em: Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys

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Nominated for a 2014 Grammy in the Spoken Word category!

Hilarious and heartfelt observations on aging from one of America's favorite comedians, now that he's 65, and a look back at a remarkable career.

Billy Crystal is 65, and he's not happy about it. With his trademark wit and heart, he outlines the absurdities and challenges that come with growing old, from insomnia to me
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Published September 10th 2013 by Macmillan Audio (first published March 12th 2013)
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Diane Librarian
Your reaction to this memoir will depend on how much you like Billy Crystal's comedy style. I'm meh about him, so I'm meh about this book. Other reviewers who adore him liked this book a lot more than I did.

Billy is now 65, which he will tell you over and over again, and several chapters are devoted to his shtick about getting old. There's nothing new here, except discovering that Billy has become a cranky old man, cursing about social media and teenagers and politics. Speaking of cursing, it wa
Though I don't listen to audio books often, this was a hit as it is narrated by Mr. Crystal in all his splendor...imitations and all! Covering his life thus far, from birth to the big 65, this is a delightful view into the life of one of the top entertainers who has somehow remained humble and seemingly normal! I laughed out loud and choked back tears as I traveled along with this talented, fortunate and grateful man. One who values family and friendships above all else.
The way he talks of the
Crystal Starr Light
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Better than Whoopi Goldberg and Ellen Degeneres, nowhere near as good as Tina Fey. Some funny parts, some interesting parts, but overall, Billy grates on you. He seems to have this obnoxious personality, and I don't always find him all that funny. Sometimes, he's an outright arrogant @$$. His "Conservative" chapter in particular made me want to punch a wall - smarted of Old White Man whining about getting Old. WAH.

I think you're opinion of this will depend on 1) how much of Billy C
Just like any book, this book isn't for everyone. If you don't love Billy Crystal, then don't bother. If you don't love learning about the amusing and most likely embellished reflections of an aging comedian, then don't bother. If you don't enjoy a good guy talking about his positive relationships with his family, friends and other celebrities, then don't bother.

If you do enjoy Billy Crystal's work, then spend time with this book, which is even better on the audio version because Crystal narrate
Listened to my very first audio book today and DID I LOVE IT!!!

Billy Crystal does a wonderful job of narrating some special moments of his life in Still Foolin' 'Em: Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys. If you are an older adult, (or not) like baseball, the great movie "When Harry Met Sally" (who can ever forget the infamous orgasm scene) enjoy the Oscars, and want to know about Billy's "affair" with Sophia Loren, you are in for a treat. The texting acronyms for "old

I think Billy could read me the phone book and I would sit in my chair and be totally enthralled.

I loved his story and the way he told it. He made me laugh and cry and made me feel honored to be able to listen to him tell his story about his family and friends.

Billy, I hope you go on living, laughing and loving for a long, long time to come.
Just started and have already fallen into a couple of fits of hysterical laughter. So crass but so funny.
Listened to the audiobook read by Billy Crystal himself. This book is touching at times as he shares personal stories of friends, family, and his career. Being a comedian though, he also does some standup comedy, impressions, and pokes fun at aging. I enjoyed listening to the audiobook. I don’t think I would have enjoyed the book as much. What impressed me most of all was Billy’s love for his family. It really comes through in the book.
Favorite quote: ”…Do something special on your birthday. Wh
Billy Crystal is a man I'd like to have as a friend. Unless he's really fooling lots of people, he's a real mensch. There's nothing to date in all that I know of him to give any other indication. Caring, funny, married to the same woman since he was 23, devoted to his friends and family, and able to make the world laugh.

A few things that stood out for me in this book: the people he calls close friends, who inhabit every walk of life, his love of baseball, his athleticism. There were some storie
Emmett Spain
A warm, insightful, crudely hilarious, and poignant memoir of sorts that reads like a collection of essays or comedy bits, mixed in with a loose autobiography. Do yourself a favour and pick up the audiobook - Crystal reads some sections in front of a live audience, where he is clearly most at home. It's a beautiful read of personal material, as funny as it is moving.
Cedric Hendrix
My reading tends to get too heavy. Books on politics, presidential biographies, history, Game of Thrones ... the weight of the words can be too much at times.

So it was refreshing to read Billy Crystal's memoir, which I flew through in just a couple of days. It was just what my literary mind needed: something lighter, but with substance.

I don't consider myself a die-hard Crystal fan, per se. He just has a knack for showing up in projects I have enjoyed over the years, like Running Scared, The P
Mary Sisney
Maybe because he's exactly one year and one day older than I am, I've always been interested in fellow baby boomer and Pisces Billy Crystal, so I knew I would enjoy his memoir. As I expected, his book was hilarious. I especially enjoyed Billy's descriptions of how age has changed him. What I didn't expect was how touching his book would be. He has written not only a comic memoir but also a love story. He expresses his love for sports and athletes, especially Muhammad Ali and Mickey Mantle, for e ...more
Only on chapter 6, but I must recommend this book. So very funny! If you have the chance, listen to the audio version narrated by Mr. Crystal. Can't get any better!
This dull "memoir" is a poorly-done Cliff Notes version of the star's life and movies which tells the reader very little. Crystal brags a lot, makes a lot of outlandish false statements (which makes the whole book seem fake), tells little-to-nothing about the behind-the-scenes of his movies, and talks way too much about Mickey Mantle and the Yankees. It's a major flop.

The book opens with him spewing four-letter words and talking about sex. It makes no sense. Some chapters are just unreadable. Hi
I'm a big Billy Crystal fan. I've always thought he has been one of the few stars who seemed grounded and real. This book shows how much he is a family man and. I love that he and Janice have been married for over 45 years and have lived in the same house for that long. He still gets start struck and he hasn't let fame blow his head up. I enjoyed the live audience sections of the audio book. There were times in this book where I was laughing so hard I was snorting and had I been drinking I would ...more
I was born in the mid 80’s right when Billy Crystal was becoming big. So I missed out on his comic genius when it was occurring, which makes me very thankful that I picked up this book (well listened to it on audiobook, because seriously you need to hear a comic read their own material)

It was really fascinating listening to his life and his career. He was good friends with mega celebrities like Mickey Mantle and Muhammad Ali. (Okay Billy Crystal was friends with almost everyone) His stories abou
I love Billy Crystal. He has such a wonderful sense of humor and interesting stories to tell. His narration was brilliant, and at times, very funny. I don't think the reader would get the gist of the story simply by reading, as he puts his own unique inflection into his written words.

There were some parts a little bit too raunchy for me, but the majority of the book was engrossing, reading stories about his break into comedy, his home life, family, births and deaths.

This made for one of the bes
Mike (the Paladin)
What can I say????? I got started reading/listening to these when I picked up Tim Conway's bio. I got this one read/performed by the author Billy Crystal.

I couldn't really identify with the writer as much as I did Conway.

I said the book was performed as some of it was written to be performed by the writer. It is done in front of an audience and there are a good number of laughs (as I think we expect from Mr. Crystal).

You'll get a pretty good outline of the way his life/career have gone as the b
I thought I found Billy Crystal funny...until I picked up this book. I'm on page 44 and so sick of him talking about his peni$ (are we allowed to write that word on Goodreads?), that this is going back to the library today. If I could rate it <1, I would.
Elena Cotton
I highly recommend the audio book because it is read by Billy Crystal and some chapters are read in front of a live audience. It's wonderfully entertaining.

This book was more emotional than I expected. I went in assuming Billy would be all jokes, but he shares a detailed account of his life will have you crying, laughing, and falling in love with wonderful man! Billy Crystal has interacted with hundreds of famous artists and athletes, and he mentions many of them in this book. But it never feel
Callie Rose Tyler
3 1/2 Stars

I liked this read listen but it did have the occasional patch of boredom and there were more than a few thing that annoyed me.

First off, if you want to check out this book you MUST listen to the audio book, it is essential. The book is part autobiography part comedic essay with some of the essays being read in front of a live audience, stand-up style.

One major problem is that the humor of this book, specifically the stand-up portions, is very one note. The jokes are stale and unimagin
I don't have a very long commute. Still, when the misery that is American broadcast news gets to be too much, I take a break from my car radio to listen to an audio book. This is why I decided to listen to Billy Crystal's memoir/exploration of aging. And let me just say, I cannot imagine reading this book. Experiencing it as an audio book seems both obvious and mandatory. Only listening in 15 minute commute segments proved too slow. A couple of CDs in I yanked the case out of my car and gorged o ...more
If you love Billy Crystal, then I think it's safe to say you'll love this. I listened to the audiobook narrated by Crystal himself, and that made it for me. I might not have enjoyed it so much as a regular book. He even read chapters in front of a live audience which really added something.

I laughed; I got a little teary; I loved this book.

Crystal tells his life story through a set of vignettes. Some are funny, some are touching, most are both. He does a little bit of name dropping, but I was s
Ray Campbell
This would be a straight forward autobiography/memoir, except that it is Billy Crystal. I've never laughed while simultaneously choked up as much, in fact, if ever, as I was reading this. Crystal is from Long Beach where my father-in-law grew up. In addition, my family is from Brooklyn. So, as Billy Crystal described his childhood and told stories about his youth, I knew the sites, the smells, the silly wallpaper... the ambiance of his childhood. I am more than ten years younger than Crystal, bu ...more
The audio is the only way to go with this book, because it is Billy himself. This contained some live bits and some of that was absolutely hilarious. There were some bits that were just him with a microphone (no audience) for what he called ‘his essays.’ As Billy Crystal began his memoir, he started out as a boy. It turns out that he was pothead perv. Thankfully he grows up, but not necessarily out the perv part.

This was classic Billy Crystal. I am old enough to remember him in Soap, and his ‘si
April Hamilton
I was almost 80% done (audiobooks go by % instead of page count) with Billy Crystal's memoir, Still Foolin' Em, when I decided not to finish it.

I got it hoping to hear a lot of funny and interesting anecdotes about his showbiz and movie experiences. While there's some of that in the the book this memoir is mostly stories about Crystal's youth and upbringing, his various encounters with sports figures (which I couldn't care less about), and in the latter half of the book, anecdotes about his fam
Dick Reynolds
Early in Billy Crystal’s career as a standup comic, and after a performance at Catch a Rising Star, his performance was critiqued by manager Jack Rollins. Rollins told Crystal that he didn’t like what he did that night and added, “You didn’t leave a tip.” When Crystal asked him to explain himself, Rollins said, “I have no idea what YOU think about anything. What’s it like to be married, to be a father. Leave a tip.”
Crystal gives us plenty of tips in a wide-ranging memoir from his early days gr
Billy Crystal seems to be one of the few upright, sincere, and trustworthy celebrities in Hollywood. He had led an incredible life without being sensationalist, as we learn in this biography, from his time on the stand-up comedy circuit to his break into TV and movies and his unlikely friendships with childhood heroes Mickey Mantle and Muhammad Ali. Interspersed are some opinionated tangents on social, political, philosophical, and familial topics, which break up the narrative neatly.

Few books m
James Thatcher
This is a great book. I love the insight that he gives (yes, I listened to it on audible - and hearing Billy talk about his own life... it's mesmerizing).

I'll warn you, quite a bit of this book is devoted to the Yankees - but that's who Billy Crystal is. He's the embodiment of what a real Yankees fan wishes they were. As an Indians fan, I get that - and can appreciate it.

I think that's why I really love this book - and for that matter any autobiography that's written (and in this case read) fo
Brenda Osborne
Did you know that Charles Bronson almost played the Jack Palance role in City Slickers? Want to find out what famous Hall of Fame baseball player punched Billy Crystal in the stomach? This book is full of amusing tidbits about Billy Crystal's ups and downs in show business. If you are a fan, it is worth a look.
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