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Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland (Fifty Shades of Alice Trilogy #1)

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BEYOND 50 SHADES OF GREY...

Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he's also quick and careless in bed, and doesn't give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he's not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn't understand her own needs. She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like, but has never felt anything remotely...more

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Published July 20th 2012 by Melinda DuChamp

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Sep 19, 2012 Livvy added it

Not usually one for swearing, but seriously WHAT THE HECK?!?! HOW CAN THIS TYPE OF ABOMINATION BE ALLOWED?!

I LITERALLY HAD TO ADD A SHELF TO SAY I WOULD STAY FARRRRRRRR AWAY FROM THIS BOOK. THIS IS NOT HEALTHY.

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Aug 01, 2012 İlkim rated it 2 of 5 stars

Shelves: bdsm, erotic-romance, read-in-english, on-kindle, freebie

Böyle Wonderland görmedim arkadaş :P

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Nov 01, 2012 Blythe marked it as will-not-read

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Aug 01, 2012 Büşra Bal rated it 2 of 5 stars

Parodiler bana göre değil,onu anladım.

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Jan 28, 2013 Merve Özcan rated it 2 of 5 stars

Shelves: fantasy, erotica

Alice fetishler diyarına, pardon harikalar diyarına giderse ne olur. Vallahi öyle çok şey oldu ki!
Ama Cheshire ve kraliçe favori.

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Sep 19, 2012 Kara marked it as why-is-this-published

Are you kidding me? OMG NO.

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Aug 01, 2012 kagit kiz rated it 4 of 5 stars

Shelves: erotica, fantasy, bdsm, romance, fairy-tales, erotic-romance, short-stories

Sadece diyorum ki aklımdaki masalı yerle bir ettin Alice.

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May 12, 2013 Artemisa rated it 5 of 5 stars

Shelves: ebook, erotic, non-sense-humor

This book gets 5 stars, not because it is a master piece of literature, but because it is everything it promised to be, and then just a little bit more.
The book is a parody and is written to mimic the structure of Alice in Wonderland. So we have Alice down the rabbit hole, then the caterpillar, followed by the duchess and the Tea Party and finally the Queen and the trial.
At the same time we have Alice going down the road of kinky sex, being introduced to several types kinks, in a fun way, learni...more

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Mar 17, 2013 Reni rated it 3 of 5 stars

Shelves: e-book, fantasy, read-in-2013, smut

The idea of giving an erotic twist to Alice in Wonderland certainly isn't new, but this version is an altogether very enjoyable read. I downloaded this when it was on offer for free from amazon and enjoyed it well enough. It doesn't take itself too seriously (just look at the cover!), which I liked about it. The author's humour, especially how Alice's naivitee is played for laughs, might not be to everyone's taste but I chuckled quite a bit (I also loved how in the end (view spoiler)...more

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Mar 07, 2013 Christina rated it 4 of 5 stars

Shelves: erotica, absolutely-no-young-adult-books

First, let me clearly state that all characters in the book are 18 or older.

Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland is obviously a parody of Fifty Shades of Grey. There is obviously a lot of sex in this book and obviously a lot of... shall we say... adventurous sex. Shades of Alice is sort of in between Shades of Grey and Roquelaure's Sleeping Beauty, but don't expect a love story like Shades of Grey and Shades of Alice is not nearly as extreme as Sleeping Beauty. Alice does have a boyfriend and the...more

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Mar 01, 2013 Lily Lick rated it 5 of 5 stars

Oh, you don’t want to go all fifty shades and tie your own ass to the bed and wait for master to arrive? Then Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland is the book for you.

I love to read and I love sex. No particular order required. Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland gives me both and just the way I want it, wild, wonderful and with just a touch of fairy tale madness.

Duchamp has taken an old stand by and dirtied it up without removing the fantastical aspect of the original. Who on earth can fall tha...more

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Jan 09, 2013 Chibineko rated it 3 of 5 stars

Shelves: silly-silliness, dat-cover

This is definitely not a work to be taken seriously, although every once in a while it does try to be something other than a parody of Fifty Shades of Grey. Essentially what this is, in a nutshell, is a parody mixed in with Alice in Wonderland. Choosing the Lewis story is somewhat of a good choice, considering that it's supposed to contain themes along the lines of "girl on the cusp of womanhood".

In any case, if you're wondering if this is any good as "that kind of " fodder, it's not. Not reall...more

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Nov 30, 2012 Laura Roberts rated it 5 of 5 stars

Shelves: 2012, smut

If you’re looking for a truly kinky masterpiece of digital fiction, I would highly recommend Melinda DuChamp’s Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland.

Unlike a certain BDSM novel with a similar name, Alice is a lighthearted sexual spin-off of a classic tale that’s actually sexy. The plot, in brief, revolves around teenage Alice’s unsatisfying sex with her boyfriend, Lewis, who cums too quickly. After Lewis gifts her with a rabbit vibrator and falls to snoring after yet another unfulfilling round of...more

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Aug 23, 2012 Di rated it 1 of 5 stars

BEYOND 50 SHADES OF GREY...
Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he's also quick and careless in bed, and doesn't give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he's not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn't understand her own needs. She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like, but has never felt anything remotely close to what she's read about in runaway bestselling books.
BEYOND 9 1/2 WEEKS...
Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit...more

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Aug 03, 2012 The TBR Pile *Book review site* rated it 5 of 5 stars

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This book is also very, very funny! It has been written very tongue-in-cheek and some of the witty asides offered up by some of the characters (all too aware that they are trapped in a parody) help to break up the highly pornographic and extensively detailed sexual scenes that make up the majority of this book. Is it a turn-on? Yes. But it is also delightfully wicked in the way that it pokes fun at the genre at the same time as managing to suc...more

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Jul 30, 2012 Jen*The Geeky Book Gal* rated it 3 of 5 stars

Shelves: fantasy, fifty-style-books, funny-reads

The Amazon blurb on this book reads:
"Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he's also quick and careless in bed, and doesn't give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he's not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn't understand her own needs. She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like, but has never felt anything remotely close to what she's read about in runaway bestselling books."

I will say first off, I don't usually read erotic nov...more

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Jul 28, 2012 Maria Mercedes The Oracle Reviews rated it 4 of 5 stars

Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland
ByMelinda DuChamp
July 22, 2012
Print Length: 115 pages
Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.

Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he's also quick and careless in bed, and doesn't give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he's not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn't understand her own needs. She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like, but has never felt anything remotely close to what she's rea...more Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland
ByMelinda DuChamp
July 22, 2012
Print Length: 115 pages
Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.

Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he's also quick and careless in bed, and doesn't give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he's not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn't understand her own needs. She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like, but has never felt anything remotely close to what she's read about in runaway bestselling books.
Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit down a deep, dark hole, which leads to a place beyond her wildest imagination. There are no nice boys--or girls--down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies. Alice is confused and frightened and... aroused. She is bound. Teased. Spanked. Toyed. Brought to the limits of sexual endurance. And during her trials, she begins to understand her body's needs for the very first time.
This isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This isn't for children at all. This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare...

I thought at first that this was going to be another story based off of Fifty Shades. Besides I hated Alice in Wonderland as a child, as a teen and as an adult I’ve only grown to tolerate it. But a dear friend recommended this story so I had to read it, and then found that I couldn’t put it down. I read it in day and was late to work too. The story is a sexual fantasy by an older teen girl who hasn’t had her needs and desires met. She has not explored who she truly is from a sexual point and is stuck with a boyfriend that adores her but has no idea how to gratify her.
Well just like Alice she follows that rabbit down the rabbit hole and into a world very different from ours. The characters teach her what she is about sexually and her free from the constraints of modern day morality. It is a fun ride, from the blue potion to the turtle. Caution: There is uncontrollable laughter, graphic sex, BDSM, sex toys and an awesome ménage. THIS IS NOT THE FAIRYTALE YOU GREW UP READING…IT’S BETTER.

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Oct 27, 2012 Jasmyn9 rated it 5 of 5 stars

Shelves: fiction, fairy-tale, bdsm, bitten-by-paranormal-romance, kindle, romance

The blurb about this really caught my eye and being a fan of Alice in Wonderland, I couldn't resist picking it up. It delivered on so many different ways, I'm not even sure where to begin. Contained a little bit of everything, from bondage and light whipping, to oral, to sex chairs, there was a way it made it seem so very normal and everyday.

I have heard some people say it's not a serious romance, and I would very much disagree with them. Alice, her boyfriend Louis, and their sexual problems ar...more

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Jan 19, 2013 That Girl Reads rated it 3 of 5 stars

Lets make one thing clear. I give the sex in this book a 2 star rating. The actual story and writing of the author? Half a star each, making up my 3 star rating. I honestly stay away from all books with "Fifty Shades of" in it's title, but I really love anything Alice in Wonderland and was excited to try an adult version of that story. I should have remembered that curiosity killed the cat....

Here are my problems with this book. The author tried way too hard to be funny where it really wasn't ne...more Lets make one thing clear. I give the sex in this book a 2 star rating. The actual story and writing of the author? Half a star each, making up my 3 star rating. I honestly stay away from all books with "Fifty Shades of" in it's title, but I really love anything Alice in Wonderland and was excited to try an adult version of that story. I should have remembered that curiosity killed the cat....

Here are my problems with this book. The author tried way too hard to be funny where it really wasn't needed and ended up butchering most of what was actually a pretty decent story. I'd be enjoying it and then *BAM* the author adds in a bit that's supposed to make the reader go, "oh right, ha ha ha, so funny." Instead it just ticked me off because I was finally getting into it only to have it short lived. It was really off putting. I also had a big problem with DuChamp talking bad about the author of Alice in Wonderland in her book. I mean really? You're going to talk bad about the authors writing after YOU decided to give his story a new twist? Really? That is pretty dang shallow.

I actually enjoyed the characters that weren't the main character, Alice. Alice is annoying in the beginning and just grows too quickly. There's no way possible that the author will get me to believe that Alice went from timid little mouse to "I'm woman hear me roar" woman by the end of the book. Maybe had she not been so stupid in the beginning of the book I would have been able to believe it, but seriously who can look at the cover of this book and not be able to tell what that mushroom is supposed to really look like, as Alice had a hard time putting a finger on what it reminded her of, lol. The vibrator rabbit hopping all over the place as the White Rabbit had was almost the nail in the coffin for me when I first started reading this.
For the sex though I'm glad I pushed through the rest of the crap.

Now, with all that said. I have the second book on my kindle to read. Hopefully the author hasn't butchered that as well. I mean had she just been serious about how she'd write this book I honestly think it could have been a great 5 star read. However I can't in all honesty say that I felt this author was at all serious about making a great retelling of a fairy tale classic for adults. Shame too.(less)

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Jan 10, 2013 ~ Celeste ~ rated it 5 of 5 stars

Well, if the title doesn't hint at what the book is about, the wicked mushroom on the cover should.

The author clearly states this is for adults only ~ And after reading it, I concur. This is definitely not G rated ~ It is NOT meant for children.

What it is, is an absolutely adorable & smutty parody of Alice in Wonderland.

Now, if that doesn't help you decide whether or not to read it, I really don't know what will. If the thought of a smutty version of this story bothers you (and not in the go...more

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Nov 23, 2012 Debra Dunbar rated it 5 of 5 stars

I’ll agree, the title annoyingly plays on the popularity of That Despised Book. That alone almost made me pass this one by, but I’m glad I didn’t. This Fifty Shades is a modernized parody that has nothing to do with tortured billionaires and their implausibly virginal obsessions. Nope, this book is lively romp through the looking glass, into a naughty world Lewis Carroll probably never imagined. Or if he did, he certainly keep those scandalous thoughts to himself.

Alice is a young woman, in love...more I’ll agree, the title annoyingly plays on the popularity of That Despised Book. That alone almost made me pass this one by, but I’m glad I didn’t. This Fifty Shades is a modernized parody that has nothing to do with tortured billionaires and their implausibly virginal obsessions. Nope, this book is lively romp through the looking glass, into a naughty world Lewis Carroll probably never imagined. Or if he did, he certainly keep those scandalous thoughts to himself.

Alice is a young woman, in love with her boyfriend Lewis, but their romance has its challenges. Neither one is completely satisfied after their lovemaking. On a picnic, Lewis innocently gives Alice a gift, a popular sexual toy known as The Rabbit, to assist her in achieving ecstasy. Neither one is completely sure how the thing works, and Alice is innocently appalled that Lewis would give her such a thing. She puts it aside and after their enjoyable picnic, things take the usual path. Lewis makes his move, Alice is enjoying his caress, then wham bam thank-you ma’am. It’s all over and Lewis is snoring beside a frustrated Alice. How can this part of her relationship be so wrong, when everything else is so right? Wide awake, Alice examines her naughty gift, and is shocked when The Rabbit comes to life and hops off into the shrubbery. The journey begins as Alice follows a mobile dildo off to sexual awakening and adventure.

This book was absolutely fun. The parody was so well done, and didn’t in any way interfere with the very sexy scenes of bondage, dominance (of and by Alice), multiple partners, public masturbation and more. The Mad Hatter and his crew were full of puns, the Caterpillar a sexy Dom, and I’ll never look at croquet again without thinking of the Queen’s demands. Alice is educated in the ways of pleasure and becomes a confident woman, as she enjoys all Wonderland has to offer. In the end, she must save Mock Turtle from execution and in doing so, save Lewis from his innocently selfish sexual ways. The book was a skilful balance between laughs and smoking hot sex – often at the same time. One of my favorite pieces of erotica this year(less)

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Aug 15, 2012 Jennifer rated it 5 of 5 stars

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This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here. Wow this book is off the charts. I really liked this book. This was a book that you just can't put down until your done completely with it.

Alice and her boyfriend have a great relationship the onlything is that he is really quick during sex. There is a vibrator that is shaped like a bunny that he got her for her pleasure. But he falls asleep after sex. So she takes the bunny out of the box and turns it on. It jumps up and takes off. She follows it down a hole. When she lands in the tunnel/hole s...more Wow this book is off the charts. I really liked this book. This was a book that you just can't put down until your done completely with it.

Alice and her boyfriend have a great relationship the onlything is that he is really quick during sex. There is a vibrator that is shaped like a bunny that he got her for her pleasure. But he falls asleep after sex. So she takes the bunny out of the box and turns it on. It jumps up and takes off. She follows it down a hole. When she lands in the tunnel/hole she sees that the bunny gets out but she can't. While she is in the room she starts looking around. She finds this bottle that says drink me. It makes her feel funny and makes her privates hot. She runs into the Catipillar. But he looks like a sexy, masculine man. He takes her back to his house to get the stuff she drunk out of her. But the only way to get it out is to have it fucked out of you. So he plays the dominate male and takes over her body. He pleases her unlike anyone has especially her boyfriend. After they are done he leaves her tied up and asks if there is anymore juice from that bottle she drank in her. She says that she did still fill it. So he puts a bunny vibrator in her and leaves. He comes back later and lets her down and pretty much tells her to leave. She runs into the march hare and the mad hatter. They are having a tea party but on a weird table. She finds out its not a table but a sex chair. The mad hatter and the march hare take turns with her and then they both join in and take over her body. They even get the Dor Mouse into it. (but they are all human men not animals). When they are done she is asked if she is going to the queens crochet match. She goes with their directions. The Queen lost her ball and Alice found it. Were she spoke without being spoke to the queen punished her. But not the normal punishment. She made her strip infront of everyone and the queen began to pleasure her infront of everyone. Then she made Alice pleasure herself infront of everyone. After that they send her to the tortise to find out how to get home the tortuise gets arrested for not pleasing the woman before he got off. See when she asked for directions, he asked for payment for the information. He wanted to have sex with her, but that didn't even happen he was just as quick as her boyfriend is and doesn't even please her. So then they got to trial. There she is told how to please the tortoise before he is able to get off prematurally. When she wakes up she is with her boyfriend and she is using the bunny vibator on herself. He wakes up and she then proceeds to please him without him getting off too early. She is his and he is hers and she is going to make it work.

Loved it!!! The people that would probably like this book is going t be people who like 50 shades of grey. It is twisted but i couldn't put the book down. This is definely a to-be-read book!!!
The ultimate childhood fanatsy brought to life erotically for adults. This is a wonderland that all women and some men will enjoy.(less)

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Feb 03, 2013 Joanna rated it 3 of 5 stars

Amazon recommended this book to me and as it was reduced I decided to read Alice in Wonderland again. Yes people I did think this was actually Alice in Wonderland! So think of my surprise when I settled down on the train to read a classic and the main character chases a vibrating rabbit down a hole!.. I will read the title and blurb more carefully next time believe me.

I still read it however, as I'd already bought it and don't really know what to think of it. It was peculiar to say the least!

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Mar 28, 2013 Elaine rated it 3 of 5 stars

Shelves: alice, recomened

Well I don't normally read erotic but been a huge Alice in wonderland fan I thought why not.

I've given this book 3 stars mainly because it's the best erotic Alice take, it was the most inventive sexualy and it made me giggle.

I thought it was well written and the sex scences I shall call them were not rushed unlike the last erotic Alice novel I read. It seemed to flow nicely untill the sex stopped and Alice was of to her next adventure as it seemed that the author only knew how to write about the...more

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Apr 30, 2013 Randi rated it 4 of 5 stars

This story is absurd but funny. I chuckled a lot in this parody. Pink Room of Bunnies? Mmm... And I think it's funny that Amazon.com was referred a few times in this book, especially in the Tea Party scene.

Ok, so Alice was pretty unsatisfied with her sex life with her boyfriend, Lewis (mmm, I wonder who that reminds me of...) but she's happy with him overall. Then the dildo that Lewis bought her (what? No! That's wrong! or Alice thought so) started to hop and Alice followed it into a hole. There...more

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Jan 12, 2013 Courtnie rated it 3 of 5 stars

Shelves: 2013, romance, reviewed

Free Kindle read.

So, I'm not a big fan of this genre...but it was a free read, and since it was touted as a parody of one of the worst books of all time coupled with a classic work of fiction, I thought what they hey.

I was actually surprised.

It was cleverly and well written. The authoress actually had something to say and there's actually a point to Alice's journey in Wonderland that ends with a rather sweet, albeit weird, love story. It has very little to do with that 50 shades book, even as...more

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Sep 03, 2012 Marcy Droog rated it 5 of 5 stars

OMG! Currently reading this and it is HOT! HOT! HOT! Stay tuned!

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Aug 01, 2012 Tarra rated it 4 of 5 stars

I had no expectations for this kindle freebie, so I was surprised that I really enjoyed it. It was funny, full of puns, naughty, and dare I say it, "cute" (Pink Room of Bunnies, lol).

I was skeptical when I heard that there were going to be a lot of classics given the "Fifty Shades" treatment, just like many have been inundated with zombies and vampires. Well, it worked. It was just a fun, sarcastic, clever, sassy romp that didn't take itself seriously. The characters were constantly breaking th...more

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Aug 18, 2012 Lesslie rated it 4 of 5 stars

all I'm going to say is wow!

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Sep 06, 2012 Pat rated it 3 of 5 stars

I wasn't too sure about reading this at first as Alice In Wonderland is one of my favourite books, but after the disappoinment of the over hyped 50 Shades I decided this one looked fun and bought it. Its definitely not going to win any awards but IMHO it's considerably better than the book its a parody of, which I though was badly written garbage. At least this one has a sense of humour, it had me laughing from start to finish and it doesn't try to be anything other than what it is, which is rea...more

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