On the day of its release, I knew I needed to study instead of reading Futures & Frosting. So I made a deal with myself...I would only read F&F while in the bathroom. Well after 2 gallons of water and eating my weight in oatmeal...I finished. Yep, 24 hours spent in the bathroom with no sleep...Finished! Suck it loop holes!

I was absolutely terrified to read this book. It would be impossible for someone to be that funny two books in a row. Right? I mean how many vag one-liners can you thro More...

F-U-C-K, A-S-S, S-H-I-T



My tummy hurts and I blame you for it ! Good god , you'd think Tara Sivec might have tamed her ways with her over the top comedy ( Which I love by the way ) but nooooooooooooooooo the woman just keeps getting better and better !

Futures and Frosting is just like the icing on top of a cake , make that chocolate cake , with a cherry on top and chocolate tid bits on the sides and also some melted chocolate drizzle for that extra flavor ! YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM !

Carter , Claire More...

IT IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!



WOOHOO I'M SO EXCITED!!

I foresee huge girl fight in the near future over being Tara Sivec's new bff . I think I could win it because I'm a very scrappy fighter. Nearly every review I've seen of this book starts with the words: I'm in love with Tara Sivec, I want to be her bff, etc. And for good reason!! This is quite simply the funniest book I've ever read. I don't even know if I can put together a full review - I finished this book around 3 am last night and I'm More...

I don’t think any author has ever made me laugh as hard as Tara Sivec has in. my. life!!

I’m pretty sure I laughed more in a single page of this book than I have in the whole of most other books (and yes, I’m talking about the funny ones). I cried, snorted and howled with laughter (dignity be damned) and honestly, my cheeks still hurt from grinning.

Seriously, even the table of contents had me smiling:

Chapter 8: The Incredible Shrinking Penis
Chapter 14: Porn and Snozzberries
Chapter 15: Just Sa More...

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5++++++++++ Stars time infinity!

"MY WIENER EXPLODED!"
Carter drops his arms from my waist, and I jump around in horror at Gavin's scream.
"Never mind. I just spillded milk on it. I have a milk wiener now."

Seriously people, I have fallen in love with Tara Sivec and her Chocolate Lovers series. If her books were a dude I would shower him with hugs, kisses and maybe a bj here and there. To quote Barney Stinson of How I Met your Mother, Futures and Frostings was

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Mother Fucker Amazing!!! Gavin is "THE MAN"!☺

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Expect the unexpected. Prepare to Green Fart while rolling on the floor laughing. Ms. Sivec ends this series with a lot of Vagina Hand applause. Reading this book is like watching a Romantic Comedy movie with a bunch of popcorn & a liter of soft drink to spoil your kidney, totally relaxing! From lock doors phone call while talking to God, epic fail proposal, and C-section delivery, means start to finish you'll laugh ou More...

I'm not sure if I want to read this and ruin the Claire and Carter's perfect ending. Hmm.....

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To sum it up: Carter, Claire and Gavin have formed the perfect little family. Their friends are getting married and everyone is growing up, maturing and ready to face the future. Or are they?

From bachelorette party hell, porn addictions, dinner roll baseball and botched wedding proposals to finding out everyone's extended family is chock full of crazy, Carter and Claire begin to question the strength of the ties that bind them. Unfortunately, these ties More...

I had a major "MOMENT" when I realized that the second book in the Chocolate lovers series was out! The first book Seduction and Snacks was so funny and sweet; I was a HUGE fan of Claire and Carter's! So when I was sitting at home and found out is was released early I squeeeed like a freak, dropped everything I was doing and immediately dived in. I'm happy to say that this book was just as fanfriggentastic as the first one!!! It was flipping hilarious.

I found this book to be a perfect continuati More...

If any of you have read my review of Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec you will know that I made the mistake of reading that book in public. Holy hell! Wrong thing to do! Needless to say, I DID NOT MAKE THIS MISTAKE AGAIN! Fool me once Ms. Sivec....

As expected, Futures and Frosting continues Claire and Carter's story and was just as piss your pants funny as the first book, Seduction and Snacks. I loved it. I’m not really going to write a detailed review for this one. I simply can’t come up with More...

Futures and Frosting by Tara Sivec


This book is so funny! really guys do not read in public!! i loved all the characters. Gavin was cuter than ever! at the beginning you can see that the comedy and the jokes were forced and fake! but as you keep reading you see the the writer got back to writing as she did in the first one! i loved the style, it was so light, funny, sexy, and sarcastic!
i am a sucker for sarcastic books whether they are classics or contemporary. i myself write in a sarcastic way More...

FUNNIEST BOOK EVER!!!!!!!
EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS BOOK SERIES!!!
I could not figure out how Tara Sivec was going to top Seduction and Snacks, but she sure as hell did!!! I have never laughed so hard in my life, and my family now thinks I am insane!!! Futures and Frosting makes you fall in love even more with Claire, wish that you could find a man like Carter and want Gavin for a kid!!! I LOVE the characters, I LOVE the relationship that they all have together and I LOVE the fact that we all ca More...

A book of everyday people who love madly, obsess in technicalities and despair, drink too much, curse aloud, can't control their children, want to hug and choke their friends, watch porn and work their asses off. A book about you or me or somebody who smiled you across the street!

It's comedy, it is supposed to be exaggerated!! Don't stick to the details, I enjoyed it so much because I let the events remind me of occasions that I wanted to throttle my parents, kill my friends or myself. It remin More...

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Futures and Frosting was SPECFREAKINGTACULAR! I am in loooooovvvveeee with Tara Sivec. Seriously, I need us to be best friends. Just by reading her novels, I can tell that she is one of the funniest people on this planet. I mean come on...Seduction and Snacks and Futures and Frosting are hands down two of the funniest novels I have ever read in my entire life. To write something that More...

My brain hurts from trying to process this constant fun-o-rama... I have never seen/read some many one-liners in one place. THE AGONY! OH, THE AGONY!

Edit: Why is this a freaking 4-5 star book on goodreads? :O

I WANT MORE OF THIS BOOK and I don't know which book is funnier, Seduction and Snacks or Futures and Frosting, Hence I will re-read Seduction and Snacks again and judge in which book did I laugh and pee in my pants more :P

Each and every line in the book has something so fucking witty that it cracked me up.
Gavin is a crazy ass kid, I LOVE HIM! Like seriously, I pray that when I have a kid 8-10yrs down the line, He is JUST LIKE GAVIN!!
All their friends are bat shit crazy! Like seriously.. I'd give More...

I loved Seduction and Snacks pretty hardcore, so I was thrilled that I didn't have to wait long for Futures and Frosting. F&F was just as funny as I had expected. This book continues on with Claire and Carter living life, for real.

Claire and Carter are now settled in the real world of a relationship. The hearts and flowers are still there, but the day to day routine of what life is like as a couple sets in. Of course, they are still wildly in love, but it takes some adjusting. Then, they ea More...

Toss up between 1.5 and 2 stars

Oh where to start?

The first novel in this series I found humorous. There were parts I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe. I loved Drew and Gavin because he reminded me a friend’s little boy. Reading the other reviews of Futures and Frosting I expected much of the same comedic style. And I wasn’t wrong. However, this time I found the humour in the book more annoying than enjoyable.

I liked Claire the first time around. I could identify with her as a mother who didn’t More...

THERE'S MORE! OH, YES THERE IS!!!

Following on from the stomach-achingly hilarious Seduction and Snacks, this book carries on all of the ridiculous, vulgar hilarity that we loved the first time around.

Claire and Carter are back with the always brilliant Gavin, and their friends and families. There are some surprises thrown into the story, a few ‘OMG she did NOT just say that!!!’ moments, and of course lots of scenes that had me crying with laughter – Gavin in a church, sex in the bathroom of a m More...

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When Futures and Frosting by Tara Sivec was released EARLY I not only ran but jumped to the computer to purchase the book. I stayed up all night long, until way pass 4 in the morning reading the novel in one long sitting. I have been in love with every character from the first book and was so excited to find out what is in store for Claire and Carter.

I laughed and fell in love with the gang all over again. Why can’t it be this fun in real life to More...

Dare I say it? Better than the first book...and that is saying A LOT, since I loved book one so much. Carter, I love you. I would have gladly had your babies. Claire is just as hilarious as always. Their group of friends had me almost peeing my pants I was laughing so hard. My only complaint, it ended. Lol. I could have kept reading about these people forever!

I knew it was a bad idea to read Futures and Frosting right after Seduction and Snacks. I even tried to read an overly dramatic novel in between (epic fail, btw, the book was extremely boring). Since I had already downloaded Futures and Frosting to my iPad, I had no choice but to tackle it.
And I hate to be proved right in this instance. Futures and Frosting just fell flat. It was like watching the sequel of a really good comedy movie. You know that the author has a need to top her own jokes and More...

Gee! It feels so good to laugh out loud! This book actually made me feel a lot better! I have watched and read a lot of proposals and I find them really sweet! But this story, so far, have the best wedding proposal ever! Don't worry, I too am wondering why I find playing Beer/Milk Pong romantic? I almost said 'yes' which then i realize I wasn't the one being asked! Hah hah! Screw all youtube proposals! This is too perfect to match! Oh my duck! Stupid is love! <3 Don't care what other people s More...

Another freaking hilarious book! I loved it! The ending to Seduction and Snacks was great but I didn't feel like it made it where there absolutely had to be a sequel. I was thrilled there was and that I got to see what was happening next for these guys! In Futures and Frosting, we pick up just a few weeks or so after S & S ends. The gang is getting ready for Liz and Jim's wedding (view spoiler)[ and Carter is trying to come up with the perfect way to propose to Claire. He bumbles a few times in some freaki (hide spoiler)] More...

Another hilarious book by Tara Sivec, same brilliant characters "spitters are quitters" loving Grandma and her brilliant onesie... another read alone else everyone else will think you are totally bonkers..a great read, fabulous..well done Tara.

Oh, sweet Jesus I have never laughed so hard in my life!!!! I embarrassed myself in the carpool line, the grocery store, and even in front of my own children as I had random bouts of hysterical laughing to the point of tears as I read this. I think people are probably under the impression that I've gone mental as they watched me staring at my iPhone guffawing like a lunatic, practically peeing my pants. But that's okay, because I freaking loved it!!! I apologize in advance for anyone opposed to More...

3.5 stars. I LOVED Seduction and Snacks but this sequel was just okay. More of a contemporary romance with the real comedy reserved until later on in the story. The feature story here is about whether Claire/Carter get married. I didn't have any real laugh out loud moments that I was expecting until the last 1/3 of the bk. Gavin was the star of the last bk IMO and hilariously funny but in F&F little Gavin doesn't really get featured until about the last 1/3 of the bk. Have to admit I found t More...

If you have a husband/boyfriend/significant other, or have ever had one that snores, the first chapter of this book alone is worth the price! And I can tell you from experience now that laughing so hard that you are shaking the entire bed does not help the sleeping person in said bed stop snoring either!

Okay, so once again I freakin' love Tara Sivec!!! I loved this book! SOOOO freakin' funny! Honestly, I want to move her into my house and make her tell my funny stories all the time because I ha More...

“Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun?”

In this hilarious sequel to Seduction and Snacks, our beloved bat-sh*t-crazy family of three is adjusting to their new life together. Claire and Carter are madly in love with one another, both of them ready to take the next step in their relationship but afraid to communicate that to each other. What follows is one whacky situation after another of failed proposals and faked late-night porn addictions.

T More...

My face hurts and if that whole laughing-burns-calories thing is true, I can avoid the gym for the next week!

Futures and Frosting was yet another great, solid, hilarious book from Tara Sivec! That woman knows how to make a person laugh; she seriously needs to make one of those daily calendars for my desk so I can have a giggle 365 days a year. Or maybe she can get a job writing for one of those 3o minute sitcoms or come to my local Funny Bone Comedy Club. I don't know what I really want from her More...