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50 shades of Red, Whit...
50 shades of Red, White and Blue (A Parody) (Maggie Muff)
by
Leesa Harker
Maggie Muff meets Mr Red, White and Blue when she goes for a 'back to work' interview at the Bru in place of her best chum, big Sally-Ann, who's down with a dose of the clap that she got of Tommy Dick-fingers. But when she sees him in his sexy chinos, she wants more than the bit of extra training that he has laid on.
She embarks on a whirl-wind romance with him which inclu...more
She embarks on a whirl-wind romance with him which inclu...more
Kindle Edition, 25 pages
Published
(first published September 1st 2012)
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I think this is one of the funniest things I've read in years and (not for the first time) I feel sorry for people who don't understand Norn Irish. You are missing such a treat.
I'm not sure how long it takes to read, maybe thirty minutes, but allow for longer because the laughing takes up a brave bit of time.
I'm not sure how long it takes to read, maybe thirty minutes, but allow for longer because the laughing takes up a brave bit of time.
This is definitely a great book to start the year reading.
It is hilarious and being from Belfast myself, the 'slang' and how it was written had e laughing the whole way through. Scarily, describing most things perfectly.
I finished this very quickly, and even read it twice in the same day. Then making my whole family read it too - each of us loving it - it's brilliant!
I would definitely recommend checking this out, especially if you are looking for a quick, funny read. But although - as with fift...more
It is hilarious and being from Belfast myself, the 'slang' and how it was written had e laughing the whole way through. Scarily, describing most things perfectly.
I finished this very quickly, and even read it twice in the same day. Then making my whole family read it too - each of us loving it - it's brilliant!
I would definitely recommend checking this out, especially if you are looking for a quick, funny read. But although - as with fift...more
I was looking forward to reading this as I was told that it was really funny but, I'm sorry... I didn't like it. This was mostly because after getting halfway through I still didn't understand a word of it! It may as well have been written in Swahili.
What happens when you combine Bridget Jones with Molly Bloom? You get Miss Maggie Muff. Leesa Harkers' Fifty Shades parody is a delightful and hilarious read. Highly recommended for a bit of Irish fun.
3 & 1/2 stars!! Hilarious & if you've read The real Fifty shades & are from Belfast you'll really appreciate it! Very quick read & you will LOL!!
Funniest book I have ever read! Tried to read a section out loud to someone and ended up crying with laughter!
very funny I couldnt put this book this down i read it in one sitting.
once u get past the language this is hilarious loved every minute of it
Well what can I say. Once you get over the language this book is hilarious.
May 21, 2013
Kerry-Ann McDade
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Fifty Shades of Red, White & Blue is laugh out loud snortingly funny, it will have you pulling at the pages to read more! Leesa Harker has wrote an amazing novel which you won't be able to put down.
With mentionings from the twelfth, 'le bru', baps and blindfolds I think it's simple to say this will definitely keep a smile plastered on your face.
Fifty Shades of Red, White & Blue is one of my favourite novels from this year and I know Dirty Dancin' in le Shebeen is going to be even bette...more
With mentionings from the twelfth, 'le bru', baps and blindfolds I think it's simple to say this will definitely keep a smile plastered on your face.
Fifty Shades of Red, White & Blue is one of my favourite novels from this year and I know Dirty Dancin' in le Shebeen is going to be even bette...more
A real scream. Laughed so many times.
Fifty Shades of Grey Belfast Style,it pays to be from N.I to understand this book ( would anyone who never lived here know what Lurgan Champagne is?). I read this in my best Belfast Voice and tittered throughout. Easy to read with a few giggles along the way. A great parody of THAT famous book.
Did not enjoy this..Saw the hype on facebook and thought I would jump on the band wagon. Wished I hadn't now. seriously awful
This book made me laugh so much...it also made a develop a Belfast accent every time I picked it up and read a few lines! Lol
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