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How Not to Poach a Unicorn

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The deepest darkest prison on the planet is not where anyone would choose to start their day, particularly when they have a job to do.

A princess and her personal guards, fighting to stop a war, arrested for trespassing; an expert assassin, stalking a merciless wizard, arrested for poaching; and a confused boy, utterly lost and severely concussed, arrested for failing to a
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Kindle Edition, 180 pages
Published June 19th 2012 by Green Giraffe
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Kayleigh
Mar 04, 2013 Kayleigh rated it it was amazing
I thoroughly enjoyed this book; it captured my interest right off the bat, and had me intrigued through the whole story. It is well written, and the light-hearted style makes it very accessible for those not necessarily looking for High Fantasy. For those who are looking for high fantasy I would still recommend it, as it does have a great story and set of characters.
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More twists and turns than a labyrinth!

How to describe this book? Like parachuting into a tornado while fighting off a horde of baboons and keeping four tea cups balanced on your nose at the same time. Insanely ridiculous and wildly funny looking. Prag, Kish, Cari, Kaze and the boy with no name blast off the pages with fierce sword play, lots of make up and no small amount of dirt and blood. The ending was truly a surprise and I didn't see it coming. There is nothing orderly or dependable about
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My first fantasy novel. Only got a bit confused a couple of times, other than that, a very enjoyable read.
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