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The Last of the Red-Hot Vampires (Dark Ones #5)

3.9 of 5 stars 3.90  ·  rating details  ·  4,286 ratings  ·  127 reviews
On a trip to England, physicist Portia Harding is stalked by a heart-stoppingly handsome maniac.Theondre North is a nephilim-the son of a fallen angel-who needs Portia's help to change his fate. Problem is, Portia's down-to-earth attitude frustrates beings from both heavenly and hellish realms-and gets Theo turned into a vampire. But at least he has Portia to satisfy his n ...more
Hardcover, Large Print, 414 pages
Published October 17th 2007 by Wheeler Publishing (first published January 1st 2007)
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Lady Mockingbird
Mar 24, 2008 Lady Mockingbird rated it 2 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Paranormal Romance (pulp) Readers
Recommended to Lady by: No one
I've been reading Katie MacAlister for a while now. And I have to say that I'm getting tired of the "Moravian Dark One" finding a Beloved and going through the seven stages of joining theme. It felt, while reading this book, like deja-vu. There were entire chapters that made me stop and squint, thinking I'd already read this book before. Which mean's Katie's found a formula lots of readers like, and is sticking to it so closely that this book is practically indistinguishable from any of the othe ...more
Bark's Book Nonsense
I tried to read this for my real life book meeting. It's a by the numbers paranormal romance with stereotypical characters. You have the disbelieving physicist heroine who annoyingly questions everything, the daffy best friend who doesn't question anything, and the gorgeous hero who is an angel/vampire/other assorted paranormal creature.

Portia, an uptight physicist takes a trip with her best friend to visit faery rings, attend seances and go ghost hunting. Why, might you ask would a skeptic know
Wow, this was terrible. And not in a so-bad-but-fun way. If I never read the word "sweetling" in written conversation again I'll be a happy woman. I mean, I didn't get into the book with high expectations, I just wanted a bit of a piece of fluff, but this was so ridiculous that it wasn't even entertaining. The characters were all one-dimensional and flat, the romantic leads fell in love with no provocation or build-up, and the plot was too rushed and yet somehow also boring.
Portia Harding is a physicist, with a logical, down to earth mentality. As a matter of fact she is downright stubborn when it comes to the paranormal. It doesn't exist and their is no such thing as magic. Unfortunately for Portia her friend,Sarah has no such problem believing in magic or the paranormal. They travel to Scotland and find a fairy ring where Portia reads one of the summoning rituals Sarah has downloaded from the internet. Presto- Chango a virtue arrives and transfers her powers to P ...more
This was horrible. Out of all the books in this MacAlister series this has to be the worst! Aside from the extremely annoying heroine, the chemistry between Portia and Theo was pathetic. The sex scenes were lacking the intense love connection all the other books had! There were so many new terms created for this book it was so easy to get frustrated and lost. The writer should have made a vocabulary index. This had to have been rushed. Spoiler Alert: The ending was written to be intense but ende ...more
I have not been reading these books in order which really makes me crazy. But I like the MacAlister books so much I have been reading anything I can get my hands on regardless of order. Yikes - It was hard to say that out loud. You know how it is though - you go through a dry spell and then you find an author you like so you start to grab at all their books and read them kind of frantically to chase away the "I am bored with all books" feelings.

I like the Dark one's series and wish I had read i
Dorothea Müller
Als Physikerin glaubt Portia Harding nicht an übersinnliche Dinge, geschweige denn an Magie. Umso skeptischer ist sie, als sie auf einer Reise durch Schottland mit ihrer Freundin Sarah einen alten Hexenring entdeckt. Doch als die beiden ein Beschwörungsritual rezitieren, das Sarah im Internet gefunden hat, geschieht das Unglaubliche: Ein magisches Wesen erscheint und verleiht Portia die Fähigkeit, das Wetter zu beeinflussen. Kurz darauf versucht ein atemberaubend gut aussehender Verrückter sie z ...more
OK - Now I need a shelf that reads - Unfinished -
I couldn't finish this book.????
I really enjoyed her Aisling Grey series so I picked up this one to give it a try and.... uh no. I just couldn't deal with this female character.

To all the members in this group who have read Katie McAlister, let me know if you've read this book and had different feelings.

I'm hoping maybe my timing was just off.
Sara :-(
It took Portia until page 119 to believe in the “Otherworld” and its inhabitants. It was frustrating and unpleasant having to read about her denial for so long. I did not like it at all…in fact I hated it. It gave me a headache and was a completely awful experience that I wish to never experience again. Portia gradually got better as she accepted the fact that the events occurring were real; she was still frustrating though. Overall, I didn’t care for any of the characters that much, and I’m fed ...more
I'm a sciencey person and Portia just really frustrated me, she was written as what the author obviously considers the typical 'scientist/physicist' and I actually found her view of scientists insulting to be honest. Portia is so close-minded it's ridiculous- she seems to make up random theories of how to explain whats going on and then stick to those theories no matter how much the situation changes, that's not what scientists do! We look at whats happened, investigate and then think how it cou ...more
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Not exactly a favorite but it was good. I was thrown off balance with the new things here. Court, Virtue and damn it, why didn't I anticipate a Nephilim in this bunch. Now it's tooootallly complete. Vampire-Dark Ones I mean, Werewolf, Fae, Elves, Nephilim, Demons. What more can I ask? Usually, when one being is present, everybody is else too. Let's see about...I'll leave that for later. Though Theo being a dark one is extremely late, then I found out that there is two makings of a Dark One; the ...more
Physicist Portia Harding’s life is grounded in facts. There’s nothing that can’t be explained by logic and science. Until she travels with her best friend to England—and accidentally summons an ethereal Virtue who bequeaths her gift of weather control to Portia…

Now Portia’s walking around with a literal cloud over her head—and a heartstoppingly handsome maniac trying to kidnap her. But Theondre North is no run-of-the-mill maniac. He’s a nephilim—the son of a fallen angel—who needs Portia’s help
Portia Harding is a skeptic who accidentally summons a virtue who grants her the gift of weather control, Theo North is a nephilim, son of a fallen angel, who needs Portia to help him change his fate. When Portia's skepticism accidentally gets Theo turned into a Dark One, he turns to Portia to save his soul.

The story sounded really interesting, but there was almost nothing I really liked about Portia. She seemed like such a one dimensional character and the fact that she was such a skeptic and
For some reason I wasn't in a mood to read any of my other books. I wanted something sexy, but not set in the Regency or some medieval like society. I wanted something in the present.
I was a bit let down by the last book, it was a bit too more of the same for me, but I think that enough time has passed that made me want to return to this familiar grounds, but this book manages to be diferent without straying from the same formula.

At the begining of the book I was wishing for the Dark One to appe
Marishka Valentine
The fifth book in the “Dark Ones” series, “The Last of the Red-Hot Vampires” was an expected read and quick to get through. As it is sadly coming to pass, with each successive book in this series the plot has gotten more and more cloned from previous books. Each book could be summarized as: we are introduced to the female protagonist (Portia Harding in this case) and possibly a best female friend(s). Something (usually magical) happens, and we are then introduced to the love interest (Theo North ...more
This is my first Katie McAlister book, though my best friend has been trying to get me to read her stuff for ages. As far as paranormal romances go, it wasn't bad. The basic storyline (about the otherworld of angels, graces, and nephilim) was really fascinating, and I'd love to see more stories set in (and focusing more on) this world. The main character was an interesting change from the usual romance heroine; she's a physicist, and it was fun to see a completely pragmatic, logical person strug ...more
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Liked it... enjoyed the fae parts and that it took place in Ireland, but those were majorly downplayed. There were cherubs, faeries, nephilim, vampires (of course) and the Court of the Diving Blood. I definitely liked Sex, Lies and Vampires more. :) But, it was cool that he went from having a soul, to not, and then back again. Didn't spend a lot of time in the tortured state like all the other Dark Ones so far. :)
Jan 08, 2015 Elke rated it 5 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: vampire fantasy
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Katie MacAlister, What can I say about the wonderful stories, vampires, and luscious romance.
The reason to not buy the books is that you have no money. Other than that there is no excuse.
LOVE LOVE LOVE her writing style and the humor that makes me laugh out loud and want to reread the books over and over again. Very realistic characters and hot ans steamy men.

Highly recommend Must Read.
Portia is very factual in her every day life and is not open to the paranormal at all. Yet when her best friend who is into seances and other paranormal stuff such as fairy rings offers her a free trip to England to go look up paranormal objects she agrees to go. Portia hopes she can keep her friend's feet on the ground by debunking them.

When Portia's friend leaves her in a fairy ring at night so she can go back and get her camera, she gives Portia a spell she found in an old book to read while
This book was ok. Started promising, but I didn't really like the follow through. She could have made this into a series so easily. More backstory for the Characters and the world they find themselves in would have been nice.

I also felt like the book wrapped up really quickly and sometimes I had a hard time following the situation all the way through (like how things got resolved). It was a little jumpy.

It read really really quick, I was done in less than a day. If you like vampire novels and
Estephy Figueroa
I was disappointed in this book. The main character is not at all likeable so I just couldn't get into the book. Then the plot had so much going on and so many other characters were introduced that I felt it was chaotic. The author tried to introduce an entire new mythology in a short amount of time and it just didn't work for me.
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Meh. This book really had little to do with the Dark Ones, IMO. Theo doesn't start out as a Dark One, is cursed into being one, but once a Dark One, even that wasn't the focus of the book. It was more of a side issue. The book doesn't belong in the Dark One's series. It wasn't a bad book, it was ok, it just wasn't what I signed up for, if you know what I mean.

The book was less about vampire and more about a wierd, heaven but not heaven court, made up of many unlikable and shady characters. It w
I'm glad to be done with the Dark Ones series by Katie MacAlister. Her writing is formulatic and just doesn't do it for me. I know that Katie MacAlister has a devoted following, but I don't really get it. After reading this entire series back to back, I think I could vomit if I have to read one more hokey soul mate reference.

This book is rather convoluted, but the basic plot has the herione, a physicist, fall in love with a nelphalim (half angel/half human) who is later cursed to become a Dark O
Jenny Delandro
I like my paranormal romance with a humour

The story is rich and full and although the heroine, Portia, is a bit stiff at first, but she is startling when she finally gets going.

Theo is a quiet kind of hero - trying to steer this woman into the course of least distruction.....
he has limited success...

HEA is after she sends all the bad guys to hell with her as well and then Theo rescues her with the sovereigns help and he won't tell her who the sovereign is... and the fun begins


reread in 1
Barbara ★
Portia believes in nothing paranormal and debunks everything beyond the point of annoyance. Her and her friend visit one paranormal site after another - page after page - and Portia never lets up. I kept saying to myself, "get to the damn point already." And finally around page 100, it gets semi-interesting though I still had to force myself to continue reading.

All in all I found this book irritating and not worth the read. Portia is one of the most irritating heroines and Theo may be gorgeous b
This book has almost everything. It has vampires, angles, devils, and a physist (??). Mahem and chaos reigns. I recomend this to anyone who reads Lysay Sands.
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For as long as she can remember, Katie MacAlister has loved reading. Growing up in a family where a weekly visit to the library was a given, Katie spent much of her time with her nose buried in a book. Despite her love for novels, she didn't think of writing them until she was contracted to write a non-fiction book about software. Since her editor refused to allow her to include either witty dialo ...more
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