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4.2 of 5 stars 4.20  ·  rating details  ·  15 ratings  ·  5 reviews
One question has plagued UFO researchers for sixty years: What's the deal with aliens and anal probes? Blake, a milkman with a penchant for sword fighting, and Liza, a reporter who needs a hot story, discover the answer to this question when they are abducted: aliens are clouds of sentient gas that require a specific intestinal environment in which to live. Blake and Liza ...more
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Published by iUniverse (first published May 31st 2007)
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Allison Dickson
I could review The Milkman based strictly on its story, which is funny, irreverent, fast-paced, and original as hell (a milkman with a katana battles sentient alien farts with the help of an intrepid young reporter and a group of genius bikers who moonlight as rocket scientists... yeah, really, it's that off the wall), but I'm here to talk about how this is the sort of ebook that I think everybody should buy now, because it gives you a taste of what I think we all can come to expect ebooks to do ...more
Anusha Bai
Simply awesome.

There's a great mix of stuff here that would make any reader happy. Fun and quirky characters who display talents they are not usually associated with in our daily mundane lives, a rebellious alien and lots of action. There's also a reference to a certain fruit from the region I come from and while I'm not a fan of the fruit, I thought it was nice to see it mentioned by an author half way across the world.

Just like the other reviewer had written, the e-book in itself was entertain
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Colleen Ray
This Is a fast-paced alien invasion story, filled with acton and plenty of chuckles. The alien species in this case is gaseous, and needs environment-specific human gastrointestinal tracts to inhabit. With a plot like that, you might expect this to appeal mostly to guys (like the Three Stooges, or the Pet Detective movies); but Don't let it put you off, ladies! I found this book to be thoroughly entertaining.

I would love the main characters (especially the bikers) to be featured in future novels
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Eugene Van
Oct 30, 2007 Eugene Van rated it 3 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: Science Fiction Fans
This is a fun book. Its was well written and fun. I'm not a big fan of the cover, but the book is really good. I enjoyed this book enough to buy a copy for my mother.
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Ian Thomas Healy is a prolific writer who dabbles in many different speculative genres. His superhero novel Deep Six: A Just Cause Novel was a Top 100 Semi-finalist in the 2008 Amazon.com Breakthrough Novel Award. He’s a seven-time participant and winner of National Novel Writing Month where he’s tackled such diverse subjects as sentient alien farts, competitive forklift racing, a religion-powered ...more
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