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    <body><![CDATA[Alice i think is about a girl named Alice who seems wierd at first exspecially since she herself thinks that she has probelms.  She doesn't understand life it seems.  Things that usually make a person sad or worried she seems to enjoy.  For example when her parents argue it doesn't upset her.  Also ...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/72345436">more...</a>]]></body>
    
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    <body><![CDATA[-from inside flap-<br/>A few weeks into first grade, Alice's parents took her out of school and have taught her at home ever since. Now she's about to enter high school, with the stated goal of boosting the self-esteem of her counselor, Death Lord Bob. Bob is happy now. But what about Alice?<br/>W...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/16187359">more...</a>]]></body>
    
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    <body><![CDATA[<em>Alice, I Think</em> is a quirky story about a quirky fifteen-year-old girl called Alice MacLeod, who records her day in her journal in her original style. It's hard to describe Alice and do her justice, but let me try. Starting school in grade 1 dressed as a hobbit pretty much formed her life: after bein...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/10377625">more...</a>]]></body>
    
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    <body><![CDATA[I really wanted to give this book one star. But, I'll admit that it was slightly funny in certain places. <br/><br/>I am homeschooled. I found this book a little offensive. I do think that Susan Juby was attempting to be funny. And, as I said, she was succesful, in same places. But, I strongly dis...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/75903431">more...</a>]]></body>
    
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    <body><![CDATA[This book hurt my face because I couldn't stop laughing. In terms of laughs per page, this book wins out over even David Sedaris and Stephen Colbert.<br/><br/>Outside of being hilarious, Alice is the most convincing teenager I've ever encountered in a book. Alice is not a flawless, idealized versi...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/29586896">more...</a>]]></body>
    
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    <body><![CDATA[This story is an amazing read it's a coming of age story about a girl who was home school who was then registered in to a high school but grew up thinking she was a hobbit because her favorite book was the hobbit so she has to learn what its like to be a real teenager. I recommend this book more for...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/70537316">more...</a>]]></body>
    
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    <body><![CDATA[I'm not quite sure why I picked this book up.  I saw it in the front of the library and only once I got home did I realize it was a young adult book.  I decided to go ahead and read it anyways.<br/><br/>It was alright, but nothing amazing.  It seemed pretty straight forward and I thought the endin...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/42695669">more...</a>]]></body>
    
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