false 1480257 1 Do you struggle out of bed each morning and sway lifelessly across the room, mouth agape, arms hanging slack, murmuring unintelligibly? Well, take heart: you're not alone! But these other staggering, limp, perpetually drowsy folks just happen to be zombies, and it turns out they can teach us a lot about enjoying life. And only here, between the covers of this book, will you learn their secrets to happiness. Learn how to slow down and move at your own pace, become your own boss, and just devour those irritating people who get in your way. And there's more, because zombies can offer no-nonsense advice on love, playing to your strengths, and on becoming more adaptable. 1471327 17 10 2007 The Zen of Zombie: Better Living Through the Undead total:143|5:22|4:49|3:45|2:18|1:9| 143 486 282 26 1 2 false false Sat Jan 05 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Sat Dec 29 23:36:39 -0800 2007 Tue Jan 29 00:35:31 -0800 2008
Not done reading it but so far...

I had high hopes for this book, after reading the king of Zombie-Lit, Max Brooks. I knew nobody could compare, but I was willing to give Kenemo...more...]]> 3 0 false false Thu Jan 15 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Tue Dec 30 11:42:36 -0800 2008 Thu Jan 15 15:37:24 -0800 2009
However, I have to echo what some others have said about it... it's a pretty one-note book. The joke doesn't waver. I think that's perfectly fine, thou...more...]]> 2 0 false false Wed Oct 07 22:37:22 -0700 2009 Wed Oct 07 23:07:06 -0700 2009 Two things I didn't like:
The part where he used gay as an insult. The author should take his own advice on zombies ignoring race and creed, as zombies wouldn't care about someone's sexual orientation.
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Friend, a zombie knows your pain all too well.

And yet despite being host to not one or two, but numerous psycho-physiological ...more...]]> 4 0 false false Wed May 06 11:48:01 -0700 2009 Mon Apr 13 10:17:08 -0700 2009 Wed May 06 11:48:01 -0700 2009 1 2 0 false false Sun Mar 22 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Sat Feb 21 09:05:58 -0800 2009 Sun Mar 22 10:52:31 -0700 2009
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"Throw a zombie in the middle of the ocean, and hey, it'll get back to land eventually. But in the meantime, it's going to f*** up some sharks, probably an octopus or two, and, damn-straight, any unlucky fisherman it gets its rotting hands on."]]> 4 0 false false Thu Nov 13 10:27:45 -0800 2008 Thu Nov 13 10:29:34 -0800 2008 3 0 false false Thu Feb 26 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Tue Jan 20 20:59:05 -0800 2009 Thu Feb 26 05:02:39 -0800 2009 3 0 false false Thu Nov 01 00:00:00 -0700 2007 Wed Nov 21 13:06:11 -0800 2007 Wed Nov 21 13:06:11 -0800 2007 3 0 false false Fri Oct 31 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Sun Sep 28 16:05:09 -0700 2008 Sat Nov 01 20:24:23 -0700 2008 once 5 0 false false Sun Mar 09 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Thu Mar 13 15:42:13 -0700 2008 Thu Mar 13 15:45:11 -0700 2008 http://www.goodreads.com/book_link/follow/8?book_id=1480257