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Spanking the Maid

3.68  ·  Rating Details  ·  337 Ratings  ·  44 Reviews
This novel tells the story of a master, his maid, and the irresistible ritual that binds them. Each morning the maid arrives in the master's bedroom with her cleaning paraphernalia, hoping to make this day's round of work the perfect one. Each morning, the master awakes from a half-remembered but recurring dream of knowledge and chastisementthe residue of which the maid, t ...more
Paperback, 112 pages
Published March 28th 1982 by Grove Press, Inc. (first published 1981)
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Oct 09, 2013 Brian rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Brian by: Nathan "N.R." Gaddis
One might find this novella base. One might find that base desires and longings, base natural proclivities, base sexual deviancies are not worth reading. I want to Coover all those bases.

This novella is dark, gallows-humor funny, brilliant. Its actors are caught in a perpetual loop - a timeless equation whose therom has been proved in the Master's "manual". Both the Maid and the Master succumb to those maths regardless of the minor props that make an appearance and could potentially alter the co
Nov 14, 2013 Praj rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: coo
***(This review is been dedicated to Paul who always has the sweetest and most encouraging words to say and also has been patiently awaiting the Coover review)**

The tinkling of the chimes crackled through the open door pouring ample sunlight on the lazy mauve interiors. She timidly walked in with her vital office paraphernalia – mops, cleansers, brushes, all loosely hanging in her pockets. The smell of the velvet curtains tightly clinging on to the humidity of her sweaty underwear. Clenching th
Nathan "N.R." Gaddis
If you like spanking and you like Coover, you'll like Spanking the Maid. If you don't like spanking, please don't read this beautiful book. If you don't like Coover..... well, sorry for you. If you like spanking but don't know if you like Coover, no matter, read Spanking the Maid. If you don't like spanking but you like Coover, you've contradicted yourself. If you like neither spanking nor Coover, you're not reading this review.
Feb 28, 2016 Paul rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: coover
This is my third Coover. I enjoyed Noir, I thought Briar Rose was a little limited in its scope and lacked imagination; but what to make of this one. For once the title does say it all and this is a very claustrophobic novella. It is set in two rooms, the bedroom and bathroom. There is a garden with doors from the bedroom opening out onto it, but the characters don’t go there. There are only two characters. Neither characters are named, there is the maid who is female and the master who is male. ...more
Sep 10, 2014 Brian rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
The only person that can out-Coover, is Coover.

This beautiful volume is bookporn, both in content and creation.


The paper feels like it was made from the trunk of Yggdrasil and cured with unicorn tears. Just look at that richness and how it holds ink.


In addition to writing beautiful novels, Rikki Ducornet writes poetry and creates stunning line drawings. It's not fair that someone can be so talented in the arts. Her additions to this book are staggeringly beautiful.



My favorite:


The first 95 c
Anthony Vacca
Oct 24, 2015 Anthony Vacca rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Maid
Recommended to Anthony by: Master
Spanking the Maid is spanking the maid is spanking the maid is spanking the maid is spanking the maid (Master: I like spanking the maid!) is spanking the maid is spanking the maid is spanking the maid is spanking the maid (Maid: Oh, please don't spank me again!) is spanking the maid is spanking the maid is spanking the maid is spanking the maid is spanking the maid is spanking the maid is spanking the maid is spanking the maid is spanking the maid is spanking the maid is spanking the maid is spa ...more
Ian Vinogradus
The Bed Stripped, the Maid Whipped, My Eyes Pricked

I should really rate this very brief novella five stars. What appears on the page is both a perfect construction and an exquisite confection, and yet somehow it wasn't enough.

I am not alone in this:

"He goes to gaze out into the garden, vaguely dissatisfied. The room is clean, the bed stripped and made, the maid whipped, why isn't that enough?"

For all of its hundred pages, I felt that I was in the presence of a master (and slave) craftsman. I di
Joselito Honestly and Brilliantly
For the entire book: two characters (both with no names), one setting. The characters: the master and his maid. The setting: his bedroom, with an adjoining bathroom. It happens everyday: the maid comes in early in the morning, with her cleaning paraphernalia (a mop, bucket, soap, etc.), the master either still in bed or already in the bathroom taking a pee. The maid would sometimes accidentally see his morning erection, sometimes while he's still in bed as she pulls off the blanket, sometimes in ...more
Nate D
Rigorously arranged repetition/variation (perhaps heavier on the repetition) around a maid, a master, and the solemn act of chastisement that binds them. What would otherwise be the entry point into some kind of obviously c-grade erotica, is here entirely altered by form, the relationship less erotic than mathematical, or really most of all linguistic. This is a book about semantic relationships, about puns, about obscure but insistent game rules (ie society ie religion ie morality ie ____) exce ...more
j. ergo
I got this in the mail when I was about halfway through Coover's first book of stories Pricksongs and Descants, which is amazing and I should be finishing soon, but also quite long for a short story collection, at almost 300 pp., and a bit of a roller coaster as well. It feels as if he had quite a load of ideas ready to go, and at the same time didn't hold anything back, possibly thinking he might not get another chance. Having read several of his books, I find this sort of hard to reconcile. As ...more
Dec 10, 2013 knig rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 2013, slappers
Well, now I've seen everything. Slap n tickle surrealisticated, taken away from the Great Unwashed and artsy farstsified so the pretentious middle classes can quaff it publicly with Sancerre and no shame. Stylised to within an inch of its life, but its rictus dejuiced in the bargain: a dry heave, what ho!
I should have hated this, what with its Groundhog Day-like repetition, its plotlessness, its highbrow approach to the lowbrow, its infrequent but bleak philosophical overtures. But as it turns out, this book is just short enough to avoid being overly tedious and just well written enough to keep my attention despite its lack of coherent plot. Really, Coover is a pretty incredible craftsman of sentences, good enough to make what is essentially a writing exercise an engrossing and uncategorizable p ...more
Oct 24, 2013 Marc rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
A quick read, but fun and sharp. I loved the collapsing time and the objects appearing in the bed. Only bad thing would be that it reminded me a little too much of Alasdair Gray's (bigger, darker, more ambitious, and also very funny) 1982, Janine, but it wouldn't be fair to hold that against Coover. Janine are strongly recommended, though, if you enjoyed this one.
Dec 12, 2007 Jon rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Only slightly less disturbing than "The Babysitter." I sometimes confuse Coover with Barthelme and then I think about how he hired those guys to mug Dan Rather and while they were beating him up they kept saying "what's the frequency Kenneth?" and then REM wrote that song that also makes me think of that other one they wrote, "Everybody Hurts" and then I just get bummed out and look out over a pond or something.
Ted Burke
Oct 13, 2013 Ted Burke rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Robert Coover is one of the most interesting writers from that generation of meta-fictionists--he is what I think of when I think of a writer taking apart a narrative strategy and making the parts fit in new and maddening ways. Spanking the Maid was deliciously skewed where Robert Coover retells, reshapes, reformulates a hackneyed seduction scenario which adheres, in all the twisting and colorations, to the classic line of erotic writing; the excitement isn't in the getting , but in the anticipa ...more
Josh Friedlander
Oct 15, 2014 Josh Friedlander rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: pomo
Linguistic splendour spread over a dark, sadomasochistic tableau. Every time this simple dreamlike story recurs, like Charlie Brown kicking the bull pizzle, some details are distilled into painful clarity, while others fade away. Puns and verbal flourishes are privileged; form over function. This is fiction for the world of dreams.
May 11, 2011 Balente1978 rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Premessa: da sempre divoro i libri di Coover, e mai ne sono rimasta delusa.

“Sculacciando la cameriera” è un racconto lungo, con due soli protagonisti.
L’attempato padrone di casa e la giovane cameriera.
Ed anche i luoghi sono sostanzialmente due: la camera da letto ed il bagno.
Con l’aggiunta, sporadica ma preziosa, del giardino.
Non vi racconto la storia: è di una brevità così perfetta che vi rovinerei la lettura.
Però posso anticiparvi cosa vi aspetta.

Vivere, nel pieno senso della parola, no
Sep 20, 2014 Professorjames rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
This is a fascinating exploration of the eternal Spanker's 'affliction' as it is portrayed, to repeatedly thrash, whip and strap the quivering upturned bottom of his desperately loyal maid and servant.The romance that curiously unfolds is both tender and vicious, and this is just how it should be according to this philosophical dance that embraces Spanking and dependence on the sweet surrender of the maid. The question of who is truly in control is teased out from the pages of delicious writing. ...more
Julian Darius
This experimental novella has almost no plot, yet is enthralling. Scenes repeat again and again, altered each time, and words take on new meanings with each permutation. The result is a compelling psychological study that, unlike most experimental works, remains immediate and thoroughly readable. It's a wonderful demonstration of how experimental devices can be used in an engaging way -- a way that's narrative, without being ostensibly narrative, and immediately approachable, despite being so ou ...more
May 19, 2015 George rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 2015-read
Spank, spank, spank, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, you give me another damp towel I'll give you a THWACK!

This was a very interesting read. First time with Coover, and it was a joy. I felt like I was reading a seductive Groundhog Day. For something that could be very repetitive, it was quite a pleasure. I liked all of the smilies Coover used to describe the " morning glory", "his erection dips back into his pajamas like a frog diving for cover." I felt like the maid was more in control of the relationship
Jul 07, 2011 Cynthia rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Cute. The first time I read this, I totally missed the point. Duh. This time, it was almost sad to see that the Master was just as obligated to his "rules" as the maid was to him. Never thought of this dynamic in this way. Recommended read.
Sep 16, 2014 Karishma rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
This book reminded me repeatedly of the movie, Secretary, the other whimsical, moving S&M story I know of. (Yeah, not you, never you, Fifty Shades!)

I'm not quite sure I've understood it but I tore through this slim volume in less than half an hour, and I find myself reading it with a smile on my face. Imagine getting stuck in a spanking loop, yeah, the same scenario plays out over and over between Master and Maid, in his bedroom and bathroom. And as porntastic as this situation would otherwi
I think its a great story about two obsessed people (the master and the maid) that want to be perfect. The master should impose discipline to her maid in order she will become perfect. The maid accepts all the terrible things the master does to her because she also wants to be the perfect maid. She is not afraid of him, she wants challenge him as much as he wants correct her, treating his improper behavior as "normal"; it is a story about co-dependence, the rituals of all relationships and the s ...more
Dec 14, 2008 Michael rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: coover
Repetition doesn't kill the soul, it spanks it into awareness.
Angus McKeogh
Perhaps much more well written than something contemporary like 50 Shades of Gray. But that doesn't change the fact that the story is still terribly repetitive and boring. Not great by any measure.
Jul 28, 2010 Wyatt rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
There's something nice about coming across a book and then suddenly realizing you've read the author before but like him/her better then second time around. That just happened to me with Danilo Kis and that's my experience with Coover now. His book, the Universal Baseball Assoc. was an interesting idea, but I couldn't actually get through to the end. Spanking the Maid is nice and slim so the circularity of the novella doesn't have time to ware on you or make one feel like they're lost in the act ...more
Jun 12, 2008 John rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: readers who like a challenge
This one strikes me as the best, the most brilliantly incisive, of all Coover's toying with genres and their cliches -- and the zippy and often hilarious reiterations in this novella poke fun (to use an irresitable pun) at Victorian pornography. Coover takes the stern Master and submissive Maid through one fine spanking after another, in which the abuse is always skewed away from anything like actual titillation or simpleminded politics. Yet this brief dry-humored dream winds up exciting the hig ...more
Who knew that a novella about literally spanking a maid would be so enjoyable?
Jun 24, 2016 Phillip rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Very HOT , the perfect Maid.
Mark Stodghill
Aug 04, 2014 Mark Stodghill rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
ohh sooo sad....pizzles
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Born Robert Lowell Coover in Charles City, Iowa, Coover moved with his family early in his life to Herrin, Illinois, where his father was the managing editor for the Herrin Daily Journal. Emulating his father, Coover edited and wrote for various school newspapers under the nom-de-plume “Scoop.” He was also his high-school class president, a school band member, and an enthusiastic supporter of the ...more
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