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Screw ‘em.

Most of us are having just the opposite: a nutcrackin’ nightmare of anger, hurt feelings, evil in-laws, and carbs beyond counting. A time when grudges grow and gasses pass. A time of maxed-out credit cards and a ham that the vegetarians are ready to hurl through the frosty window.

It’s that holidays that we celebrate here.

Evil little brothers, pregnant tattooed sisters, horny dogs, and cross-dressing dads–they’re all here, ready to spread their Christmas cheer. So untangle the lights, spill some eggnog, and gather ‘round the place where happier families would have a piano. Now prepare to enjoy all the carols you love–with new lyrics you’ll love even more. “O Holy Fight,” “Silent Wife,” and “Grandpa Fell” (the ballad of Gramps and his bourbon, set to the tune of “Jingle Bells”). Yes, all your old favorites are here, with words that express, at last, the true sentiments of the season.

Remember: We wish you a Merry Christmas! But we can’t guarantee it.]]> 1472062 1 1463031 2 11 2004 The Dysfunctional Family Christmas Songbook total:5|5:2|4:1|3:1|2:1| 5 19 7 1 49101 4.02 238 41 388283 3.97 205 94 44789569 1972361 1472062 0767919076 9780767919074 1 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1183949526m/1472062.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1183949526s/1472062.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1472062.The_Dysfunctional_Family_Christmas_Songbook 3.80 5
Screw ‘em.

Most of us are having just the opposite: a nutcrackin’ nightmare of anger, hurt feelings, evil in-laws, and carbs beyond counting. A time when grudges grow and gasses pass. A time of maxed-out credit cards and a ham that the vegetarians are ready to hurl through the frosty window.

It’s that holidays that we celebrate here.

Evil little brothers, pregnant tattooed sisters, horny dogs, and cross-dressing dads–they’re all here, ready to spread their Christmas cheer. So untangle the lights, spill some eggnog, and gather ‘round the place where happier families would have a piano. Now prepare to enjoy all the carols you love–with new lyrics you’ll love even more. “O Holy Fight,” “Silent Wife,” and “Grandpa Fell” (the ballad of Gramps and his bourbon, set to the tune of “Jingle Bells”). Yes, all your old favorites are here, with words that express, at last, the true sentiments of the season.

Remember: We wish you a Merry Christmas! But we can’t guarantee it.]]> 2004 5 0 false Thu Jan 29 15:11:53 -0800 2009 Thu Jan 29 15:12:01 -0800 2009 79992741 1538380 1472062 0767919076 9780767919074 1 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1183949526m/1472062.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1183949526s/1472062.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1472062.The_Dysfunctional_Family_Christmas_Songbook 3.80 5
Screw ‘em.

Most of us are having just the opposite: a nutcrackin’ nightmare of anger, hurt feelings, evil in-laws, and carbs beyond counting. A time when grudges grow and gasses pass. A time of maxed-out credit cards and a ham that the vegetarians are ready to hurl through the frosty window.

It’s that holidays that we celebrate here.

Evil little brothers, pregnant tattooed sisters, horny dogs, and cross-dressing dads–they’re all here, ready to spread their Christmas cheer. So untangle the lights, spill some eggnog, and gather ‘round the place where happier families would have a piano. Now prepare to enjoy all the carols you love–with new lyrics you’ll love even more. “O Holy Fight,” “Silent Wife,” and “Grandpa Fell” (the ballad of Gramps and his bourbon, set to the tune of “Jingle Bells”). Yes, all your old favorites are here, with words that express, at last, the true sentiments of the season.

Remember: We wish you a Merry Christmas! But we can’t guarantee it.]]> 2004 0 0 false Sat Dec 05 13:13:55 -0800 2009 Sat Dec 05 13:13:55 -0800 2009 60819236 2450060 1472062 0767919076 9780767919074 1 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1183949526m/1472062.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1183949526s/1472062.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1472062.The_Dysfunctional_Family_Christmas_Songbook 3.80 5
Screw ‘em.

Most of us are having just the opposite: a nutcrackin’ nightmare of anger, hurt feelings, evil in-laws, and carbs beyond counting. A time when grudges grow and gasses pass. A time of maxed-out credit cards and a ham that the vegetarians are ready to hurl through the frosty window.

It’s that holidays that we celebrate here.

Evil little brothers, pregnant tattooed sisters, horny dogs, and cross-dressing dads–they’re all here, ready to spread their Christmas cheer. So untangle the lights, spill some eggnog, and gather ‘round the place where happier families would have a piano. Now prepare to enjoy all the carols you love–with new lyrics you’ll love even more. “O Holy Fight,” “Silent Wife,” and “Grandpa Fell” (the ballad of Gramps and his bourbon, set to the tune of “Jingle Bells”). Yes, all your old favorites are here, with words that express, at last, the true sentiments of the season.

Remember: We wish you a Merry Christmas! But we can’t guarantee it.]]> 2004 0 0 false Tue Jun 23 13:12:22 -0700 2009 Tue Jun 23 13:39:23 -0700 2009 29982007 1414113 1472062 0767919076 9780767919074 1 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1183949526m/1472062.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1183949526s/1472062.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1472062.The_Dysfunctional_Family_Christmas_Songbook 3.80 5
Screw ‘em.

Most of us are having just the opposite: a nutcrackin’ nightmare of anger, hurt feelings, evil in-laws, and carbs beyond counting. A time when grudges grow and gasses pass. A time of maxed-out credit cards and a ham that the vegetarians are ready to hurl through the frosty window.

It’s that holidays that we celebrate here.

Evil little brothers, pregnant tattooed sisters, horny dogs, and cross-dressing dads–they’re all here, ready to spread their Christmas cheer. So untangle the lights, spill some eggnog, and gather ‘round the place where happier families would have a piano. Now prepare to enjoy all the carols you love–with new lyrics you’ll love even more. “O Holy Fight,” “Silent Wife,” and “Grandpa Fell” (the ballad of Gramps and his bourbon, set to the tune of “Jingle Bells”). Yes, all your old favorites are here, with words that express, at last, the true sentiments of the season.

Remember: We wish you a Merry Christmas! But we can’t guarantee it.]]> 2004 5 0 false Tue Aug 12 16:38:34 -0700 2008 Tue Aug 12 16:38:34 -0700 2008 20982965 637107 1472062 0767919076 9780767919074 1 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1183949526m/1472062.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1183949526s/1472062.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1472062.The_Dysfunctional_Family_Christmas_Songbook 3.80 5
Screw ‘em.

Most of us are having just the opposite: a nutcrackin’ nightmare of anger, hurt feelings, evil in-laws, and carbs beyond counting. A time when grudges grow and gasses pass. A time of maxed-out credit cards and a ham that the vegetarians are ready to hurl through the frosty window.

It’s that holidays that we celebrate here.

Evil little brothers, pregnant tattooed sisters, horny dogs, and cross-dressing dads–they’re all here, ready to spread their Christmas cheer. So untangle the lights, spill some eggnog, and gather ‘round the place where happier families would have a piano. Now prepare to enjoy all the carols you love–with new lyrics you’ll love even more. “O Holy Fight,” “Silent Wife,” and “Grandpa Fell” (the ballad of Gramps and his bourbon, set to the tune of “Jingle Bells”). Yes, all your old favorites are here, with words that express, at last, the true sentiments of the season.

Remember: We wish you a Merry Christmas! But we can’t guarantee it.]]> 2004 3 0 false Fri Apr 25 12:38:42 -0700 2008 Fri Apr 25 12:38:42 -0700 2008 16836215 944331 1472062 0767919076 9780767919074 1 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1183949526m/1472062.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1183949526s/1472062.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1472062.The_Dysfunctional_Family_Christmas_Songbook 3.80 5
Screw ‘em.

Most of us are having just the opposite: a nutcrackin’ nightmare of anger, hurt feelings, evil in-laws, and carbs beyond counting. A time when grudges grow and gasses pass. A time of maxed-out credit cards and a ham that the vegetarians are ready to hurl through the frosty window.

It’s that holidays that we celebrate here.

Evil little brothers, pregnant tattooed sisters, horny dogs, and cross-dressing dads–they’re all here, ready to spread their Christmas cheer. So untangle the lights, spill some eggnog, and gather ‘round the place where happier families would have a piano. Now prepare to enjoy all the carols you love–with new lyrics you’ll love even more. “O Holy Fight,” “Silent Wife,” and “Grandpa Fell” (the ballad of Gramps and his bourbon, set to the tune of “Jingle Bells”). Yes, all your old favorites are here, with words that express, at last, the true sentiments of the season.

Remember: We wish you a Merry Christmas! But we can’t guarantee it.]]> 2004 4 0 false Sun Mar 02 11:37:12 -0800 2008 Sun Mar 02 11:37:12 -0800 2008 10911259 478436 1472062 0767919076 9780767919074 1 http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1183949526m/1472062.jpg http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1183949526s/1472062.jpg http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1472062.The_Dysfunctional_Family_Christmas_Songbook 3.80 5
Screw ‘em.

Most of us are having just the opposite: a nutcrackin’ nightmare of anger, hurt feelings, evil in-laws, and carbs beyond counting. A time when grudges grow and gasses pass. A time of maxed-out credit cards and a ham that the vegetarians are ready to hurl through the frosty window.

It’s that holidays that we celebrate here.

Evil little brothers, pregnant tattooed sisters, horny dogs, and cross-dressing dads–they’re all here, ready to spread their Christmas cheer. So untangle the lights, spill some eggnog, and gather ‘round the place where happier families would have a piano. Now prepare to enjoy all the carols you love–with new lyrics you’ll love even more. “O Holy Fight,” “Silent Wife,” and “Grandpa Fell” (the ballad of Gramps and his bourbon, set to the tune of “Jingle Bells”). Yes, all your old favorites are here, with words that express, at last, the true sentiments of the season.

Remember: We wish you a Merry Christmas! But we can’t guarantee it.]]> 2004 2 0 false Sun Dec 23 08:07:58 -0800 2007 Sun Dec 23 08:07:58 -0800 2007 8 http://www.goodreads.com/book_link/follow/8?book_id=1472062