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Fucked by the Lake Monster

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Cassie had heard the legends about Champy, the monster rumored to live in the waters of Lake Champlain, but she never thought they were true. Cassie is about to discover he does exist and have a night she will never forget.

Monster sexual acts ensue!
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Published May 2012
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karen

okay, i know what i said about not reading any monster porn for a while, but this one was too good to pass up.

champy.
porn.

for those of you who don't know who champy is, he is the lake monster what lives in lake champlain.



i even have a choose-your-own adventure book about him:

The Lake Monster Mystery (Choose Your Own Adventure - Dragonlark)

which i have somehow never reviewed. watch for that, friends!

but so i was fascinated. gargoyle sex is one thing, bigfoot sex is another thing, but champy se
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Paquita Maria Sanchez
I'm not rating this, because I'm totally freaked the fuck out right now. Okay, 1 star for being epically hilarious. How does one rate porn? Alright, it's just that I've never been a written erotica kinda girl. Cinema porn's kinda cool to me sometimes, sorry offended-by-that-people, but I like the visuals and sitch. However...my god...so I was sharing an office with this 7-months pregnant woman who was seriously, severely annoying. All she ever wanted to do was listen to Incubus and talk about ho ...more
mark monday
this may only be 2 stars worth of novella-size erotica... but it is 5 stars worth of Awesome! seriously, i did not expect to laugh so much reading this one. i laughed and laughed and laughed, and then laughed some more. this was a joy to read. you probably did not expect a phrase like "this was a joy to read" to appear in this review.

the writing is crude, simplistic... barbaric! there is just something so primitive about it. almost as if someone wrote a perfectly straightforward erotic story and
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Esteban del Mal
Before I read this story, I was the type of guy that'd try to parse out the underlying psychosexual implications of the opening sequence to JAWS. Now, I'm afraid, that sequence will just arouse me.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water? Nah. I've had it wrong all these years: It's just a Romanesque pleasure pool. That bump against your ankle? Don't worry about it. Somebody's just happy to see you.

Unlike the author of Snowballin': I Fucked Frosty, whose artful use of dialogue
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Laima
Disclaimer/Warning/Spoiler Alert: if you are 17 and under, go outside and build a snowman or play halo. Don’t read this review.


Phew… now that’s out of the way where do I even begin??

I received Fucked by the Lake Monster as a Secret Santa gift from one of my secret monster porn group members. Yes, I am a member of this secret group. Before you get the idea that it’s all just about porn and smut I must say that we laugh uproariously and also have a great time. This book is proof.

I wasn’t sure how
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Lance Greenfield
Mar 24, 2013 Lance Greenfield rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommended to Lance by: Laima
After so many recommendations from friends, I just had to read this. I was not disappointed.

This is a hilarious glossary of erotica. Brandi Burlington uses so many words, some of which I am sure she has invented, for sexual acts, items and anatomy in this book that it must qualify as a glossary. It is wonderful!

The story is great, original, and very amusing. I really loved it.

What brought it down from a five star read to a four star read, for me, were the numerous typos and errors in the English
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Natalie
This story (the first in a trilogy!!)follows the protagonist, a young feminist and patriot named Cassie. She's a take charge young woman who is not afraid to take what she wants. She has aspirations to inspire a generation of young girls throughout America. I for one wish I had a role model like Cassie when I was growing up.

And sure this is super hot erotica (really every girl's fantasy come to life)as well as a heartwarming love story, but it's so much more! It's obvious Ms. Burlington did inte
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The Crimson Fucker
i've have read my share of sick shit! and to be honest this don't even make it to the list of top 10 sick shit that had made my cock hard! but it does make it to the top 10 sick as fuck shit that had make me laugh my ass off!!!!! i dont know what was funny! the chick's obsession with measuring rods or her Olympic fucking fantasies!!! this book finally made my dream of reading an erotic comedy a reality!!! and for that Mr. Burlington! i will be forever thankful!!!! i can now die in peace! cuz i h ...more
Jason Speros
This has the potential to make an astonishing pop-up book.
Made in DNA
As an author of erotica/sex fiction myself, I can appreciate a title like "Fucked by the Lake Monster". Truly, the very words intrigued me. Monster sex is usually regulated to the "furry" world (anthropomorphic) of werewolves or vampires, and so it's rare to see something as bold as lake monster sex.

And as I dove in (pun intended), I was immediately taken in by the characterization of both the female protagonist and the monster. Champy has been hiding along the shores of Lake Champlain for years
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Donald Armfield
I laugh at the title of the story and knew I would have laughs as a.k.a Brandi explained her. sexual details with the sea monster by the lake.

I won't say to much about the story but if you believe in Champy The Lochness Monster and want some laughs then read this!
STAY TUNED IN BECAUSE BRANDI HAS MORE FOR US.

www. smashwords.com
Fewlas
Jul 02, 2012 Fewlas added it
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Alisa
Oh Champy my Champy.. I loved the way you realized that your 5 foot penis that is as girthy as a person would not be able to fit into Cassie's vagina..

My favorite part about this entire story had to be the "Body Job"... lol.. that was great. I also loved the way Cassie described the release of Champy's sperm from his huge balls as feeling like an earthquake.. that has got to be impressive..lol..

So much fun.. I need to read the next one.
Erin
May 27, 2012 Erin marked it as to-read
...this goes on the list purely because until today, i was not aware there was a genre called monsterotica. sounds nasty. i bet it's hilarious.
r.b.
it made me uncomfortable, but it also made me think.
Kassandra
Very short, but funny. I just couldn't resist.
G.R. Reader
I know the real name of the person who wrote this. All I can say is, you'd be surprised.
Scott Emerson
It is what it says it is--horny girl goes into the lake, horny monster's already in the lake, interspecies mating of improbable logistics ensues. Very little plot or characterization to get in the way of monster-mating, if that concerns you, but Burlington's biggest mistake is sloppy writing; sentences are rife with redundancies and lazy description, making this a tougher read than it should. Only 99 cents via Amazon, though your dollar's probably better invested elsewhere.
Melissa
Okay, this book was mildly erotic during the Champy tongue fuck part but once it got to the part where the MC was giving Champy's gargantuan sized penis a 'body job' was just hilarious and imagining a fountain of sperm gushing out of him and then some of it landing on the MC and it tasting like candy... well it all just made me chuckle...


for an erotic novella it wasn't too erotic but it was funny as hell!
Beaugiejuice
Lake monster spooge! Funny short story :)
Stephanie
Not really sure what I just read...
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Brandi Burlington never had intercourse in any manner with a lake monster. She is also not certain that her stories are particularly erotic, but she does think they are entertaining and contain a lot of dirty and sexy words.
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