Know Not Why

Know Not Why

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Howie gets a job at Artie Kraft's Arts 'N Crafts hoping to score with his lady coworkers. After all, girls love a sensitive guy, and what's more sensitive than dedicating your life to selling yarn and ... stuff? (Okay, so maybe it'd be a good idea to actually learn what one sells at an arts 'n crafts store.) But things don't go exactly according to plan. Coworker #1 is Cor...more
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Published April 23rd 2012 by Smashwords
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Emma
Smart, funny, adorables. I found it exhausting at times: I want to give Adderall to everyone in it except Emily and Arthur.

The weird thing for me was that Emily's behaviour was seen as so socially transgressive. I identified with Emily a great deal, and I fear I have been offending people IRL unknowingly :(

3.5 rounded up.
Julio-Alexi Genao
Mar 24, 2013 Julio-Alexi Genao rated it 2 of 5 stars
Recommended to Julio-Alexi by: Emma
Ill-advised rhetorical device dooms a promising story to the brackish and mosquito-ridden end of the FML, why-am-I-reading-this-many-words-that-cause-me-pain literary pool.

Some will enjoy this a lot. Check it out; it's not terribly bad—but if you're irritated with the protagonist's early-and-often, inane, repetitive, juvenile and horridly self-centered and ill-tempered monologuing, be advised: it only gets worse.

As for me, all I could think were the following two things:

1. I'm on deadline.

2. Wha...more
Heather K (dentist in my spare time)
**4.5 stars**

"Know Not Why" is my type of book. I love funny books, anything that shows cleverness and has fast, snappy dialogue. Oh my, this book had that in spades. I wanted to quote every page that I read; the dialog was crazy funny in the best possible way. I couldn't help but adore this book. It was one of those books that makes you happy. It was just so sweet. I also fell in love with all of the characters. Hannah Johnson did a fab job creating unique, fully developed personalities for thi...more
M
I'm having one of those weeks where I just really need a hug. I really, really needed to read something with no angst, no bitterness, no unnecessary violence; something that's sweet without making me roll my eyes too much and funny enough to keep me entertained. This was it. My literary hug. In a huge way. It was exactly what I needed right now. There's no melodrama, no mystery and very little conflict. It's about (and narrated by) Howie, who, can I just say, is goddamn hilarious. I don't know w...more
Camille
Freaking hilarious and still substantial. I loved this book! Even got a little "melty" over it when it ended....totally awwwwww/worth it/moving.

ETA: this book remains in my top 5 m/m. It is beyond stellar :-)
Jen
Know Not Why... this book's average rating is 4.3 stars. I only gave it a 2 because I did actually sort of like the other caricatures characters in the book. The only reason I didn't DNF it was because it was a buddy read.

I could spend a lot of time and energy going over why I hated this book, but it's not worth it.

Bottom line? Howie is an immature, selfish asshole to his classmates, his love interest, his best friend, his brother's girlfriend... the list goes on. Sure, he sort of gets over it...more
Tiya Rosa
This book owned me, you guys. When I was done, all I wanted to do was pleasure it orally while giving it chaste kisses and then serenading it with As The World Falls Down as I walk it to its door. I love each and every word on its pages and am currently struggling not to stalk Hannah Johnson online.

Howie is 22, lives at home, insistent in his heterosexuality and is a bit of an asshole in his pursuit to prove it. He applies for a job at an arts and crafts store 'cause he thinks it's a perfect pl...more
Heller
I loved, loved, loved this book. Very coming of age that's not quite YA but classified more like new adult, college age.

Howie starts to work at a mom and pop arts and crafts store in the hopes of getting laid. His logic is that the women who work and shop there will see his sensitive, creative side and want to jump his bones.

Not exactly the best plan. ;)

The store is being run by the owners' son, Arthur. A man struggling under the pressure to keep the store afloat when competition from a larger...more
Kelly Maybedog Hawkins
Five plus stars!

Thank you Plainbrownwrapper,Tiya Rosa,and Julesmarie, for being the reason I read this right away. This book is amazing and anyone who loves M/M humorous romances needs to read this. It's funny, smart, sweet, romantic, everything wonderful. The characters are interesting and fun. The story is completely believable and one of the sweetest romances I have ever read.

For the first fourth of the book, I laughed out loud at least once per page it was that funny. I laughed a good deal...more
Anke
4-4.5*

I just finished reading this book and now try to get my thoughts in some orderly written form. First, although the formatting and editing of the book is very good and it's rather long with 100.000+ words, I still think that $9,99 is too expensive for an unknown, self-published author. 2-4$ less would have been a fair price. Especially when thinking of similar quality books sold for 2,99$. Nevertheless the blurb and the cover got me to buying this book.

Now, the story: The first few pages we...more
Vladimir
Cute cover. Quirky Blurb. Definitely piqued my interest.

UPDATE

Warning: Chosing to read further may result to stomach cramps and hysteria.

Do not be fooled by the seemingly poetic title. This book is freakishly crazy! I laughed so much that I almost considered to stop reading -- almost.

Howie Andrew Jenkins is a 22 year-old small town guy living with his mother and attends night classes at their local community college whilst trying to figure out how to "Spice things up" from his otherwise mundane...more
Tutu
I wanted to read something funny and right then this book appeared on my feed. It was destiny :)

This was a hilarious story, a smart book with really good lines that did not feel forced, but something some very quick witted persons would think and say. :P

I loved all the characters and I second all those reviews who mentioned how incredibly original, unique and diverse they were. They were not cardboard copies of each other and they did not follow some clichés requirements. They did their own thin...more
DayDreamer
More like 4.5 stars, but either way I am impressed.

My biggest problem was (view spoiler)[how accepting everyone was once Howie manned up and told them he was gay and seeing someone. I know we live in a modern society, but even nowadays there's more struggle to accept the different. But hey, maybe they live in an alternate universe in which there are no homophobes - which would be nice, but then Howie's reluctance to tell them makes much less sense. (hide spoiler)]

Not so important for me, just no...more
Cayce
5 stars

acrylic is crap. I have it on good authority that it's like knitting with barbed wire, that it's squeaky, yeah that's right, squeaky, and that - although I can't vouch for this one personally - apparently it's what Satan uses to make Christmas sweaters for the ninth-circle sinners.

This is a totally impulse review. I picked up Know Not Why thanks to a recommedition, and from the first page I was hooked. I just finished it, and since I have nothing else planned for today I'm gonna wedge thi...more
Ren
This is, quite possibly, the most adorable book I've ever read in my life. It's funny and it's heartwarming and it made me laugh out loud every other page. I usually don't care for books that are written in first person, but in this case I realized from the first rambly paragraph that I would love it. It's my kind of book. It's not deep or meaningful or soul-searching (though it has its philosophical moments), it's a feel-good book. The book equivalent of a cup of warm tea and a blanket during a...more
Meep
Mar 21, 2013 Meep rated it 3 of 5 stars
Shelves: y-a
There's a lot of slang and at first the feeling is very much of the average free online fic, going from scene to scene. The main character is initially annoying but at some point I found myself drawn in, his attitudes get explained without any undue angst and the friendships are engaging if cliche.

It's very teenage, in writing style and characters; I can't help thinking it would work better with a younger cast. The main character Howie is meant to be 22 and his love interest Artie is someone run...more
Lani
This book is exactly what I wanted to read. Light and happy and full of characters that I love.

I do wish that Dennis had been a little more fleshed out. Despite being Howie's twin I didn't feel like I knew anything about him even though I knew all about his brand new girlfriend, who was surprisingly pleasant.

This book made me laugh out loud a ton (and it made me cry a bit but I'm just in one of those moods) which is unusual when I'm reading. Even if I find something funny I don't usually laugh b...more
Lisa
4.5 stars

Howie Jenkins is a man with a plan. Yeah, that’s right, his plan is to work at the locally owned Artie Kraft’s Arts and Crafts store so he can increase his odds of getting laid because, of course, arts + crafts = babes. Everyone knows that. Everyone but me, I think. If I’d been Howie’s BFF, I’d have been less worried about how sad that plan is and more concerned with the fact that the biggest flaw in the questionably brilliant idea may be that the mean age of the patrons who frequent ar...more
Tʀɪsʜᴀ Hᴀʀʀɪɴɢᴛᴏɴ
4.5 stars.

This was a great book, it felt very fresh to me. It has been done a lot, but some of the things I found really nice. The story was not really a romance, don't get me wrong there was a romance in it, just not the main feature of this book. It was more about Howie and his life and his relationships with his friends and family.

Howie was a "cool" character, who always believed he was straight. Even though others thought he was gay. It was kind of funny the way it always came up and he n...more
Sunne
Okay - after about half the book I decided on a 3 star review.

I liked it and it was mostly funny but for my liking more like an immature trainwreck. You couldn't look away but you know it happens. Howie is still in his teens with his behaviour and evading strategies. And I haven't even started on the dialogues. What did the author think? Normally I rant that authors write their dialogues to stilted and unnatural. Well, Mrs. Johnson did the opposite. The dialouges were bordering on unrecognisabl...more
astried
This is how it happened, saw the cover, saw the picture of heart & yarn, cursorily read the title, thought "knitting fluff" then grab it for rainy day. It wasn't exactly raining yesterday but I was looking for bus reading and just start reading, no review checking on goodreads, just another galance at the title, just jumping in.

20% in, I started to think that it might not be what I think it was but funnily I was already captured by it. I was sad when the bus ride ended and would've finished...more
Greg
Kinda cheesy, kinda lame, kinda stupid, but super cute (*soo kyut!!!*) Know Not Why occupies a weird place in the market because it's coming-of-age YA for the adult who never grew up. Actually that sounds like it should be a growing market. The closest current analog I can think of is ladyporn...err, "romance novels." It seems like the common reaction to finishing this book is squeeing like a little girl. Dude, I ain't no girl, but yeah (*soo kyut!!!*)

Serious things though, the voices of the ch...more
Leanne
Oh, I loved this story!
Howie is an adorable underdog. At 22, the aimless twin of a perfect brother, he has sacrificed dreams of travel and escape from his little town to stay with his mom. He’s outwardly brash and funny as hell but inside he’s mostly sad and insecure. His finding a job at the craft store does so much more than lead him to love. It allows him to start believing in himself, to learn to open up and to trust others. Yes, he does accept the fact that he’s gay with surprisingly few q...more
Samington
3.5 stars, really. Cute and funny, though it went on a little long and everybody was a little bit unrealistic, in that way characters in these sorts of stories sometimes are. The length would have been helped if there'd been a bit more of a classic build-up and a climax, but as it stands it just sort of meandered to a gentle conclusion, which, though not bad per se, ended up being just this side of tiring. I liked Arthur a lot and found his and Howie's connection believable, but I think I would...more
Miss
This was beyond delightful. :D Like yes okay, it's over priced as literally every review has mentioned but whatever, I am the last of the big spenders when it comes to books. I wish I could get a physical copy though, I'm not a huge fan of ebooks and I wouldn't have picked it up if the preview on smashwords hadn't hooked me (damn you smashwords. 15% of the story? You know that's enough to get someone addicted! My wallet does not thank you).

ANYDOODLES

So back when I was in high school I read this...more
Ami
Jan 09, 2013 Ami rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommended to Ami by: Nadine
3.85 stars rounded up

I have to be honest, when I first saw the number of words (110.000+ words), I was a bit scared. I had been lullabied with shorter stories since I jumped into the world of m/m romance few years ago, and nowadays, lengthy books worried me. Worried that I might get bored easily. Well, I didn't get bored with this one...

ALTHOUGH, the story probably could do with little trimming (I still thought it was a bit too long), I found Howie's voice to be quite enjoyable to spend few hour...more
Sheri
Witty & fun. Tremendously immature. Howie makeover.

Howie is an obnoxious young man trying to grow up. Admirably he gives up his college plans to stay home with his recently widowed mother, and finds himself stuck in a rut. He is pretty much a lazy pig, and realizes the ugly truth about himself along the journey of the story. He takes a job at the local craft store in hopes of scoring a relationship or at a minimum scratching an itch. He is not disappointed, but confused with the desires and...more
MsSadie
This was a really beautiful, happy and absolutely HILARE book. I adored, adored Howie. The first person narrative worked perfectly - I was so in his head. God he made me laugh.
Gah! So many things to say about this book. As I said - freakin laugh out really, really loud. A lot. Some of the things that came out if these characters mouths were absolute gold. In fact, probably some of my favourite quotes will come out of this gem of a book.

The secondary characters were sublime. Amazing, incredible...more
Yvonne
Firstly I had some issues with the kindle version of this story. I had sentences cut off on one page only to be taken to the middle of some completely different paragraph on the next. As this happened several times it was annoying. I'm not sure who's at fault here, but the Kindle version needs to be re looked at and re edited.

As for the story, it took me about 20 percent in before I could start liking this one due to the little quirks and dudisms and general slanginess of the main character Howi...more
Ari
It's been a while I don't read a crack story and it's kinda refreshing when I got one.

The blurb definitely got me. (not this one...^^)
Howie, was twenty two, still living with his mother, hoping to score with his lady coworkers at his new job at Artie Kraft's Arts 'N Crafts shop. But things don't go exactly according to plan. Lady coworkers #1: Kristy: the classic beauty blonde, taken. Lady coworkers #2: Cora: tiny, much-pierced, and way too fierce to screw with in any sense. It's left him with c...more
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Hannah Johnson is an English grad student in Alaska who has always loved to write almost as much as she loves to procrastinate.

Almost. Not quite.
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“You know, I don’t think it’s worth it to deny yourself happiness just so you can stay faithful to the person you think you’ve become.” 12 people liked it
“Um,” Arthur says. He’s looking at me dead-on, like he’s forcing himself to do it. God, I wish he would knock it off. I also wish he’d lose his eyelashes in a freak eyelash fire incident. And his lips, too, because all of a sudden I’m looking at them, what is that. “Yes. I thought we should discuss—”

“You mouth-mauling me?” I ask loudly, indignantly, like a tough sonuvabitch who doesn’t want to be mouth-mauled. I make myself meet his eyes. They’re green; I never paid attention before. This really light, interesting, intelligent green—

FUCK, this guy needs to STOP HAVING A FACE.”
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