A Massive Swelling: Celebrity Reexamined as Grotesque Crippling Disease Other Cultural Revelations

A Massive Swelling: Celebrity Reexamined as Grotesque Crippling Disease Other Cultural Revelations

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Whether you lust after it, loathe it, or feign apathy toward it, fame is in your face. Cintra Wilson gets to the heart of our humiliating fascinating with celebrity and all its preposterous trappings in these hilarious, whip-smart, and subversive essays. Often radical and always a scream, Wilson takes on every sacred cow, toppling icons as diverse as Barbra Streisand, Ike...more
Paperback, 256 pages
Published July 1st 2001 by Penguin Books (first published 2000)
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Laura
I wanted to like this book more than I did. I expected to love it unreservedly -- I spend so much time rolling my eyes at the sight of commuters with their faces buried in People Magazine and In Touch that I'm sort of surprised they aren't permanently lodged in the back of my skull -- but the content kept getting tripped up by the ostentatious, aren't-I-terribly-clever writing. Now, I don't mind ostentatious writing, necessarily, but ostentatious mixed with pages and pages of fulmination can get...more
Mer
Ah, Cintra Wilson. How your brutal, merciless beauty has captured my heart.

When she described Los Angeles as "a giant peach of a dream crawling with centipedes" I knew it was love.

This collection of her screamingly funny essays lampooning our society's unhealthy fascination with fame and pop celebrity was LONG overdue when Penguin compiled it several years ago, and her message of "DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE, YOU SICK LITTLE PUPPIES" holds true now more than ever.


Jay
I loved this rant on celebrity culture in U.S.
It is smart and out loud funny.

Notes touched upon in book:

Rumors that Michael Jackson's nose fell off during the pepsi commercial.

Actual fan letters to New Kids on the Block from teenage girl's MOTHERS
not the girls themselves.

Celine Dion clutching a blind child on a playground and screaming
"She wants to learn, God Dammit. Let her Learn!"

Find a copy of this genius before it slips into out of print corners.
Jenne
I was trying to describe this book to a friend, and the closest I could come up with was "It's like if Tom Robbins and Maureen Dowd had a sordid one-night stand at some trashy producer's party in the Valley, and nine months later this brilliant and vicious woman sprang forth fully formed from the forehead of the editor of US Weekly."
But better than that.

I'm just sorry I didn't read it right when it came out--the world of fame and celebrity has gotten so much MORE grotesque since 2000 that I bet...more
Shannon
This was funny. The funniest thing about it, though, I'm sad to say, is the title. Though as I was reading it and feeling somewhat unsatisfied I realized the reason for this was that it didnt' seem very current. I checked the publication date and it was published in 2000. Probably written in 1999. So... a lot has happened in the horrible entertainment world since then. So, with this in mind, the book is much better. Nothing was particularly ground-breaking for me, as I already feel nausiated and...more
Allison
GUPTGed on page 58. I was sufficiently charmed by the author's contribution to It's So You to seek this out from the library. I'll probably still try to read one of her novels, but man, this wasn't the book for me. The bombastic declarations on the book jacket didn't set a good precedent: "Wilson says what everyone thinks but *no one* has the audacity to say about modern celebrity culture." Really? Isn't the whole point of celebrity culture building it up to tear it down? And to exactly whom is...more
Huma Rashid
I gave this book a 3 when I actually wanted to give it a 3.5. It's not really a 3, not quite a 4, but there we have it. I love critical essays in general, especially about literature and culture at large, and Cintra Wilson's short collection of essays was a great read in that respect.

It's billed as hilarious, a book that, according to USA Today, will have you up "at 2:30 a.m., laughing like a loon." Not so, in my opinion. It's not all that funny. I would not use that word to describe this book....more
Alvin
This is nothing less than a jeremaiad against celebrity culture, but its never sanctimonious or stuffy. In fact, it's over the top hilarious. The fact that nobody can cram more venom into a sentence than Wilson should not blind one to the fact that she's also an amazingly clear eyed thinker with a lot so say... all of it brilliant.
David
This is basically a series of essays in which Cintra Wilson (a regular columnist in Salon and the Huffington Post) uncorks on celebrities and the celebration of fame. Her writing is biting and cruel and wickedly funny at times, but reading an entire book of it is tiring, like watching a really loud, flashing music video play over and over with little variation.

To the degree that she's trying to make a serious point, it is that fame unhinges everyone, especially the famous, but also everyone else...more
Baabia
Would rate this lower if I could. It doesn't take much guts to attack the beauty industry or celebrity culture, but Cintra Wilson acts like she's Che fucking Guevara for making fun of an actor's haircut and pointing out (are you sitting down for this?) being a celebrity isn't actually all that great. Save yourself the time and just watch Britney's video for "Lucky." It's the same message.

Oh, and the writing is way too punchy and snarky for my tastes. It might work for a short blog post, but not...more
Heather
Do you like scathing criticism adorned with flourishes of bitingly funny / hate filled descriptions? Does our celebrity soaked society make you want to jab your eyes out with rusty nails? Then this book is for you!

Being someone who deeply HATES our disgustingly shallow celebrity worshipping society, I loved most of it. Some of the chapters, however, didn't appeal to me. For example, the chapter on Broadway or the chapter on Las Vegas bored me. Probably because I'm not familiar with those topics...more
John
I love that subtitle. I discovered Cintra Wilson in the pages of the (late) San Francisco Examiner. Her hero was Hunter S. Thompson -- who also had a column in the (late) San Francisco Examiner that I read riding BART back in those fearful, loathsome times. Unlike every other new journo wannabe, Cintra could & can write. She put out this book, then reemerged gloriously as a Salon.com contributor. I even caught her joint e-cast during the Oscars with Camille Paglia. It was disappointing.... a...more
Lord Beardsley
When it comes to slaying the pretences of the star stystem, no one is more acerbic than La Wilson. She is unforgiving, biting, and so very, very right-on. Despite the fact that this was written several years ago, there has been virtually no changes in the way we treat the famous or the fame hungry. Okay, Michael Jackson is dead, people have morphed into different types of fame trolls, also the Internet has blossomed. I would love Ms Wilson to write a follow-up to this. In case you've never read...more
Valenfore Alestreneon
This book takes looks at all of the glamor, splendor and enamor of fame, fortune and celebrity... and slaps it in the face, kicks it in the balls, tosses it in the mud, rips out its hair, gives an atomic wedgie, a wet willy, then dunks it's head the toilet just before it shoos it away to go crying back home to its mommy. All Americans should read it, 5 stars!
Amanda
This was such a weird and difficult read for me...

I highly enjoyed Cintra Wilson's writing, and I'm excited to read her other books(esp. "Colours Insulting to Nature"). She's funny and biting and bitter (and that IS a compliment in my world view), and this collection of essays about the "cult of celebrity" does have some laugh-out-loud funny moments that make you want to turn to the person next to you and read aloud, so they can also enjoy the snarky goodness. However, I couldn't bring myself to...more
Casey
This book is cutting and smart. Cintra Wilson is profane, acerbic and very funny. A good read to help stop the madness. A must read if you have been reading too many fashion magazines or are feeling unsatisfied with your life and just wish you could be famous and rich already. I go back to it every couple of years.
Corey
I love free flowing anger but there seems to be a lot of specific examples: name names, fight the good fight - otherwise you are just writing non-specific fiction. It's easy to pick on Sigfried and Roy but to hold back when modern Hollywood comes into focus is lopsided.
BonB
It's dated now, but still deserves a read if only for Wilson's ability to make you weep with laughter at her use of the language to eviscerate idiots like Celine Dion and Kevin Costner. I would hate to be on her hit list and you would, too.
Jody
Not for sensitive readers, this blunt examination of fame and the general public's obsession with it is at times repugnant, hilarious, and scathing. I am happy to duck my 15 minutes of fame.
Pilar
One of the last books I remember laughing out loud at. Hilarious and trenchant and some pieces drove me to the point of tears of laughter. Massively entertaining.
Denisebilbao
recommended by the man who runs dog eared books. and now by me! she writes a column for the thurs nyt styles section. prepare to possibly die laughing
Jolene
Acerbic and witty Wilson guide the reader through her criticism of celebrity in the 20th century. A very funny short read for fans of pop culture.
Tia
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Jayson
Brilliant, funny, bitchy. I aspire to write something this enjoyably cutting one day. A book for someone who enjoys a good rant.
Phae
Terribly funny and sad and scary. Wilson is a very talented and a blisteringly sharp pop culture satirist.
Tracy
Cintra Wilson dares to write with ferocious wit and anger. I love this book; I read it over and over again.
Tanya
Being the inherent cynic that I am, very rarely does a book make me laugh out loud -- this one did.
Peg
Sep 14, 2011 Peg added it
Shelves: non-fiction, fame
Biting commentary on our worship of fame - ascerbic, witty, and downright mean, but funny
Jim
Cintra Wilson is a hoot, with her acidic prose she nails the cultural wasteland that is celebrity, hollywood, LA and all the faux-trappings that come attached. Granted, she has to perform a Wallenda high wire act between bashing the empty-celebrity trough and not falling in herself, which she does with humor and a pitbull's iron bite, shaking vacuous movie and rock stars like a groundhog until their spines snap.
As a bonus, Wilson reaffirms the notion that we are a nation of trailer-park miscrean...more
Chris
Oct 31, 2009 Chris rated it 5 of 5 stars
Shelves: i-own
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“Stop pathetically believing that you deserve fame or fame deserves you. It's yucky, and it's only making you miserable, so stop.” 6 people liked it
“Fame is a perverse deformity, an ego swelling as ludicrous as an extra organ, and the people that have it, for a huge part, are willfully and deliberately fucked-up past the point of ever having anything sweet or human or normal about themselves ever again.” 3 people liked it
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