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Diary of a Vampire Stripper

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Her best friend is a werewolf. Her boyfriend is a ghoul. And she really, REALLY can’t stand her vampire husband.

Trying to juggle college tuition and rent, young Audra Perez seeks a fast fix to her financial woes by auditioning as a stripper for the Hoochie Coochie Club. What she didn’t expect was to actually be chosen! Barely a few months into her new job, she becomes acqu
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Paperback, 1st, 270 pages
Published June 1st 2012 by CreateSpace (first published May 29th 2012)
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Jill
Jun 20, 2013 Jill rated it really liked it
****The author provided me with a copy of this book for my honest review****
When I started reading this book, all I knew was the name was killer and it had to read it.
Much like when I saw the titles of movies Strippers vs Zombies and Zombie Strippers or last but not least Lesbian Vampire Killers, that I had to see those movies. How can you resist a title like that? Quite simply, you can't, or well, I can't :)
Audra is a stripper, or a stripper by default. She really has no clue but the owner of
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Jessica  `~Blahyze~`
Apr 20, 2012 Jessica `~Blahyze~` rated it it was amazing
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All I can say is...Wow. This was a really amazing read, exceeded my expectations twice over. The originality of this is just brilliant and it sucked me in right from the start, I couldn’t stop reading and I didn’t want to stop! I loved the way it was written; it flowed so well and there wasn’t any useless scenes or unwanted information being thrown at you.

There is some great humour right from the start with this book and throughout the read itself. The “Crotch-Tarantula” moment made me laugh so
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Pamela
May 06, 2012 Pamela rated it really liked it
When I received an email from the author of Diary of a Vampire Stripper asking me if I would be interested in reviewing her book, I was very curious. I didn't have a clue what to expect though I did read what the book was about before accepting. Diary of a Vampire Stripper is so different and original and just plain fun to read.

Audra, or Claudia (as she's referred to by her stripper name in the beginning), is your average 27 year old woman just trying to pay for college and pay her rent. She lan
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Audra takes a job at a local strip club to pick up survival cash to get her through college, dancing under the stage name “Claudia,” inspired by Anne Rice’s Interview With A Vampire. Although the Hoochie Coochie Club’s rules concerning relationships with patrons are fairly rigid, the owner, Cal, doesn’t mind his girls bending or breaking them for the sake of his better-heeled customers. One of these is Darren, a man nearly three times Audra’s age and someone who keeps very strange hours — like ...more
Sandra "Jeanz"
Apr 22, 2012 Sandra "Jeanz" rated it liked it
MY REVIEW

I didn't really know quite what to expect from this book cover, I initially thought it could possibly be a bit bloodthirsty and perhaps very gory but it isn't like that at all. Having said that I do quite like the cover. Obviously this is a vampire genre book, the title tells you that but what it doesn't tell you is it is so much more. The style of the book is a kind of the diary of Audra. I try not to give spoilers in my reviews but will mention things that are already mentioned in the
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Annette M Guerriero Nishimoto
Jul 18, 2012 Annette M Guerriero Nishimoto rated it really liked it
Today's review is on Diary of a Vampire Stripper by Cinsearae Santiago

Diary of a Vampire Stripper is a fun and snarky take on today's hottest paranormals, Vampires and Werewolves. And though it still has elements we all know and love; love triangles, battles between the two clans, I can assure you that it is nothing like anything that you have read before.

Audra Perez is a no-holds-barred kind of girl who knows B.S. when she hears it, and doesn't tolerate it. So finding a job to pay for her colle
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Cinsearae S.
Dec 02, 2013 Cinsearae S. rated it really liked it  ·  (Review from the author)
THIS WAS A 4-STAR REVIEW RECEIVED FROM NIGHT OWL ROMANCE, REVIEWED BY HITHERANDTHEE.

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"This novel is hilarious. The love scenes are beyond scorching, and the tender moments are enough to make the hardest heart sigh. When reading Diary of a Vampire Stripper, I had many moments of laugh out loud hilarity, and more than a few tense, nail-biting moments. The story flows very well together, and the characters are wholly enchanting. I had so much fun reading
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Linda
Nov 25, 2012 Linda rated it it was amazing
What's a girl to do when down on her luck in Philly since she was let go from her job with no family? Well, on a lark she auditioned at the Hoochie Coochie Strip bar to become a pole dancer! So what if she hadn't a clue how to pole dance much less than strip! Audra chose "Claudie" as her name and gave her all to the audition. If she couldn't get a job then she'd have to put college on hold AGAIN! Whew, she somehow got the job, but she still shied away from pole dancing and her boss must have ...more
Stephanie Dagg
Apr 15, 2012 Stephanie Dagg rated it really liked it
This is a fun, sexy book, an original and entertaining take on paranormal romance which is almost threatening to deluge us these days. Audra needs a job so she can pay her way through college. She ends up as a stripper at the Hoochie Coochie Club. If that’s not bad enough, it’s not long before a mysterious client turns her into a vampire. Now she sleeps all day, has a new Goth look and a need for pigeon blood. Her best friend turns out to be a werewolf, and Audra faces having to fight her and ...more
Tony-Paul Vissage
Mar 23, 2012 Tony-Paul Vissage rated it it was amazing
Plain-spoken and brash, Diary of a Vampire Stripper is a graphically wild lunge through the trials and tribulations—both amorous and otherwise—of newly-turned vampire Audra as she sets the paranormal world on its ear. It’s erotic, paranormal, and full of laughs, and a little bat told me it’s the first of a series.


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S.I. Hayes
Sep 30, 2015 S.I. Hayes rated it it was amazing
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Okay, I won’t tell you not to laugh, when I first saw the title, I gave a hearty chuckle, and was instantly reminded of Jenna Jameson’s Zombie Strippers! Which I recommend if you have a love of REALLY Bad films.All in all, this tale is full of interesting twists, fun descriptions and erotic romps. I am all a flutter to see where Miss Audra ends up next.Completely worth sitting down and laughing you butt of through!
Holly
Jan 28, 2013 Holly rated it really liked it
This was a comical Urban Fantasy. The main character Audra is a "takes no crap" kind of girl who is hard to not like. Her attitude about everything and the way she deals with certain situations is sure to have you laughing out loud. There were a few moments in the book, that spoke of gross bodily functions, that were less than desirable to me but it was mostly subdued to one fairly small section of the book and once past that point it became enjoyable to me again.
Tiffany
Aug 04, 2012 Tiffany rated it really liked it


I finished this book several days ago and had to let myself think before I wrote anything. Truthfully I am still not sure what to say! It is different and as much as I really disliked the love interests in this book, the other stuff made me keep reading. So different from most paranormal books I have read. I enjoyed it a lot actually. Not a 5 star read but a solid 3.5
Shyanna
Jan 09, 2013 Shyanna rated it really liked it
I won this book off of the goodreads giveaway and absolutely loved it! At first it had me thinking it sounded a bit like twilight, but then it shocked me to find out it was nothing like that. I'm sad that the book is over because I just didn't want to put it down. There were a few spelling errors but none that were too bad like a spot that was talking about Darren and it said her.
Mel
May 17, 2012 Mel rated it it was ok
My review can be found here.

http://www.smashattackreads.com/2012/...
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