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Ballad of the Whiskey Robber: A True Story of Bank Heists, Ice Hockey, Transylvanian Pelt Smuggling, Moonlighting Detectives, and Broken Hearts

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DESCRIPTION: Elmore Leonard meets Franz Kafka in the wild, improbably true story of the legendary outlaw of Budapest. Attila Ambrus was a gentleman thief, a sort of Cary Grant--if only Grant came from Transylvania, was a terrible professional hockey goalkeeper, and preferred women in leopard-skin hot pants. During the 1990s, while playing for the biggest hockey team in Bud ...more
Published September 3rd 2007 by Back Bay Books (first published 2004)
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Scott Hawkins
Jan 27, 2016 Scott Hawkins rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: works-of-genius
A true gem.

This book is the story of real-life Hungarian bank robber Attila Ambrus. His story alone would be worth five stars even told without flair--bank robberies! hockey! flight to freedom! But Rubenstein elevates the already unbelievable events with his masterful telling. Ballad is a crime-adventure comedy interwoven with slice-of-life journalism set in the proto-kleptocracy that was post-Soviet Hungary.

Truly one of the best books I've ever read. Miraculously, the audiobook performance wa
Ballad of the Whiskey Robber: A True Story of Bank Heists, Ice Hockey, Transylvanian Pelt Smuggling, Moonlighting Detectives, and Broken Hearts

Budapest, Hungary

Hungary's most beloved criminal and one of the most memorable, fascinating and likable characters ever written about.

The "whiskey robber" was a simple man named Attila Ambrus from a small village in eastern Transylvania, Romania. Attila Ambrus got into trouble at a very young age for petty theft. In 1988, he illegally crossed Romania's
R.S. Carter
Jun 11, 2013 R.S. Carter rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: non-fiction, europe
He was the main conspirator in dozens of armed robberies in post-communist Hungary in the nineties, but the people of Hungary saw Attila Ambrus like this:

He is the folk hero of Hungary, although he never redistributed his wealth. He stole from the state, but did pour the money back into the economy through his luxurious life style. Never violent, never intentionally harming a soul, giving the bank tellers flowers and maybe a little flirtation while he was half-in-the-bag, knee-walking drunk, Att
Nov 30, 2016 Rincey rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 2016
3.5 stars.

This is a fun book, and even more fun on audio.
May 06, 2008 Gregory rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
This book is as fun to read as it is enlightening. Every once in a while there comes along a person who leads such an unlikely life that it would be impossible to invent them. In addition to the story of the protagonist himself, the story of post-communist Hungary is a major part of the book as well. Everything that you would need to put the life of Attila (the whiskey robber) in context of the world that he lived in is provided in vivid detail. This book would have been fascinating to me even w ...more
Apr 04, 2013 Patricia rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: travelers to Hungary, true crime fans, nearly anyone
Recommended to Patricia by:
The audio edition of this book is fantastic--really a radio comedy/drama. It is introduced by Attila Ambrus himself, the eponymous Whiskey Robber, as he served time in jail for his string of non-violent bank robberies in Budapest in the 1990s. The author is the main narrator, with voices supplied by a wildly diverse array of people from comedians Dmetri Martin and Eugene Mirman to author Gary Shteyngart, and music by One Ring Zero.

It is the crazy-but-true story of how Attila, a hapless and basic
Pat Cooney
Oct 24, 2013 Pat Cooney rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
While the title and descriptions will suggest to you that this is a book about a criminal ice hockey goaltender who also was a smuggler - and it is, don't you worry - it's selling itself short. This is a book about postcommunist Hungary, particularly Budapest, and is told with amazing love and care through the lens of one Atilla Ambrus who very well might become your favorite bank robber.

While Rubinstein does such a good job of describing Hungarian culture and identity - to the point that I fee
Oct 30, 2008 Natalie rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: everyone, it's great!
I have recommended this book more times than I can count! julian rubinstein writes a page-turning history, of a man, a place, and a series of events that proves once again that real life is stranger than fiction!

THE BEST! You'll be in post communist Budapest / Hungary / Romania during the 1990's. One reviewer said of it: "I love this book for giving me insight into a country I had little knowledge of".

Another reviewer said he saw "Atilla Ambrus – as a doorway to the bigger story, that of the t
Dec 07, 2010 Marieke rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Marieke by: Cait's shelves
I wasn't expecting this to be this good. First, i'd never heard of the subject, Atilla Ambrus. I was alive and well at the end of the Soviet era and totally into Eastern and Central European stuff. how did i miss this story? Thank you Julian Rubinstein for making sure it didn't slip by me.

Second, i was alarmed when i heard the long list of readers at the beginning of the recording. Normally i don't go in for that type of audio book, but this was done so incredibly well i want to give this book
Ryan Chapman
Mar 05, 2007 Ryan Chapman rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Everyone
Shelves: nonfiction
This debut is the perfect summer read: compelling as hell, witty, illuminating, and really unbelievable for a nonfiction title. This is the story of Attila Ambrus, who in the 1990's in Hungary started as the most dedicated and talentless professional hockey goalie in the world, moonlighting first as a Transylvanian pelt smuggler and then as Eastern Europe's most legendary bank robber.

Filled with incredible details, from his habit of robbing while blisteringly drunk to the ubiquitous corruption
Rebecca Skane

Wow. A true crime story that reads better than fiction. I can see why the country of Hungary fell in love with him. The gentleman Whiskey Robber, the folk hero of the masses, Attila Ambrus. Full review: Ballad of the Whiskey Robber Book Review.
Craig Dube
Jun 15, 2013 Craig Dube rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: non-fiction
The Ballad of the Whiskey Robber was pitched to our bookclub as a non-ficton that reads like fiction. I find this to be a very accurate assessment. The story is of Attila Ambrus, a young man who immigrates from Romania to Hungary to carve out a new life. When he comes to Hungary, he makes his way onto the local semi-pro hockey team as both a janitor and a 3rd string goalie. Attila struggles to make ends meet until he stumbles across the lucrative profession of pelt smuggling. However the pelt sm ...more
Mar 22, 2010 Scott rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
This book is totally nuts, in a good way.

Imagine if the movie Airplane were instead about a serial bank robber. That's the way this true-crime story reads. Very few times and places had the combination of societal and individual volatility of Eastern Europe in the 1990's, and author Rubinstein does a good job of convincing the reader that Hungary was the maddest of the mad-cap countries freed from the yoke of Soviet-style communism.

I cannot really discuss much about the characters or the plot wi
Jul 13, 2009 Robert rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
This is quite a complex true tale that Rubinstein briliantly weaves intertwining the corrupt politics of 1990 Hungary, Ice Hockey, Bank heists and just trying to make ends meet month to month (paycheck to paycheck or heist to heist). I guess that is why it was given the title it was given. Don't be overwhelmed by the list of characters provided to you in the beginning of the book. It really isn't that hard to remember who is who, due to the fact that as some new characters fade in, others fade o ...more
Patti Meyerdirk
Sep 01, 2014 Patti Meyerdirk rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Having lived in the neighboring country of Slovakia during this time period and now living in the city of the setting, this was an incredible read to me! It brought insight into the culture and thinking of those around me that I had not had before reading it. I was also able to relate to much of the atmosphere and ways of the people. The author was very accurate in his descriptions of the people, culture, and setting. His understanding of the transition from communistic rule to a democratic soci ...more
On top of the fact that the story is inherently fascinating (and true), the historical, political and social context of the book is thoroughly enjoyable due to the author's dry humor. Such humor even helps to express the plight of the post-Soviet Hungarian. The absurd descriptions of the police force would make the sternest reader smile and the history and politics will interest even the most avid renouncer of history. The story and its tone give the reader an overall endearing look at how Budap ...more
Tom Buske
Jun 12, 2014 Tom Buske rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
This book was great. I don't know which made me laugh more, the main character being so drunk when robbing a bank that he slurred his words so badly that the tellers just laughed at him or one of the Keystone Kops chasing him being nicknamed "Mound of Assshead". All this set against a backdrop of post-Communist Hungary trying to adapt to a capitalist economy and a democratic government. All in all, an extremely enjoyable read.
May 27, 2010 Jeff rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Ok, so normally I don't write reviews for Goodreads—got to save the big thoughts for the paying customers. But this book is the first I have given a five star rating to. It is funny, astonishing, and incredibly reported. I read it in absolute awe. Julian Rubinstein pulled off something awesome. Read it now.
Tragic yet funny. This is the amazing true story of how the worst goalie ever to play professional ice hockey discovered that he was a very talented bank robber--though he had to get drunk to go through with each heist. I listened to the audio version, which is very ambitious and has lots of famous voice actors and sound effects and music.
Jan 30, 2008 Pat/rick rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Ex-goalies, inmates, drinkers, World Bank wonks
Recommended to Pat/rick by: Lango
The subtitle says so much, so truthfully. The book promises and delivers. We would find it hard to create a more unlikely hero or a more bizarre, compelling story. Post-communist implosion and Wild West vigilanteism meet Robin Hood, Zorro, and the Wu-Tang Clan.
Sep 30, 2008 Cameron rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
This book is amazing, it has the makings for a perfect movie. I hope they don't do that, but every chapter of this guys life is great. Plus, you learn a lot about hungary and what the fall of communism meant on a larger scale than just the berlin wall coming down.
Mar 30, 2008 Wyatt rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
One of the better works of non-fiction I've read recently. I highly recommend this book to everyone. Just a fun, fast-paced read. And if Scott is telling the truth, apparently they're making it a movie. So it's got that going for it, which is nice.
Jill Edmondson
Dec 22, 2012 Jill Edmondson rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
OMG! What a fabulous story!!! This is nonfiction, but it reads like a novel. Highly recommend this book!!! "Chicky Panther" is quite the character...
Sep 09, 2008 David rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to David by: jonathan cooper
A highly entertaining book that I could not believe was a true story. Add a dash of contemporary Hungarian culture, and voila! Funny, insightful, and cool. A must read for any Hungarian.
David Montgomery
A real-life story that seems like a Coen Brothers movie. (Johnny Depp has optioned this book, but nothing's been produced yet; this is a shame.) Rubinstein sympathetically chronicles the prolific but small-time bank robber in post-communist Hungary, Attila "The Whiskey Robber" Ambrus, who hits up banks while not moonlighting as a terrible backup goalie for a hard-luck Hungarian hockey team. Well-written with vivid characters, including the clever but self-destructive Ambrus, an array of varying ...more
Oct 12, 2011 Connor rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
If robbing stores is not enough, doing jobs such as a gravedigger, a janitor, and a professional hockey player would be perfect, or so you might think. This seemed to be a problem for a man named Attila Ambrus, a mislead Romanian. The book, “Ballad of a Whiskey Robber” by Julian Rubinstein, follows Attila through all of his wild adventures as a criminal. Rubenstein does a fantastic job by explaining the harsh days that Attila would have to face on a daily basis. The book was based truly off of ...more
The Ballad of the Whiskey Robber is a strong contender thus far for my year-end "Best Of" list. The story of Attila Ambrus, a Transylvanian emigre who arrives in Hungary fleeing the persecutions of Ceausescu's Romania just as the former Warsaw Pact countries are beginning to move toward uber-capitalist economies, this is also the story of these Eastern European countries and their haphazard rush to embrace all things American.

Attila struggles to find any means of employment while living in a co
I had no idea that Hungary was considered at one time something like the scourge of Europe, at least I got that impression from reading this. Here's a little of the start of the book:

Hungary has always been unlucky. In the approximately eleven hundred years since the handlebar mustachioed Chief Árpád rode into the Carpathian basin in 896 and founded Hungary, the country has been plundered so relentlessly that defeat could be considered the national pastime."

The author then goes on to recount ho
Mary Rose
Jan 19, 2013 Mary Rose rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: non-fiction
The Ballad of the Whiskey Robber seems so fantastical that I almost didn't believe it was true, but for the section in the middle of the book filled with photos of Attila Ambrus and others connected to him while on his crime spree.

This book wasn't just a story of Ambrus's unlawful career. It also told the story of the Eastern Bloc in the 80's and it's journey toward democracy in the 90's and early 2000's. Most of what I know of communism was gleaned from American high school history classes, so
Jan 30, 2011 Kyle rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
There's just something about crime. Whether it's enjoying capers like Ocean's 11 or The Great Train Robbery, we tend to romanticize the dastardly wrongdoer despite whatever his or her heinous crimes might be. I've yet to meet someone who was rooting for the cops to catch Hannibal Lector when they were reading Silence of the Lambs. Whatever it is, something happens when we hear the story of someone who flaunts authority and just does something so outside the bounds of society's rules that despite ...more
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In 2012, Attila Ambrus (aka, the Whiskey Robber) was released from prison in Hungary. I flew over to be with him. It was an odd and thrilling (and freezing) day on the Slovakian border.

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