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The Man Who Came Too Much
by
Ellie Saxx (Goodreads Author)
Chet Flood has a unique problem. Or talent, depending on how you look at it. As Chet himself says, "When I cum, I fill jars." Follow Chet through some of his most formative and hilarious encounters as he learns to deal with the aftermath of his formidable talent. Bring your wading boots. Dust off your umbrella. You might just get soaked in this explicit, comic re-telling -...more
ebook, 10 pages
Published
February 8th 2012
by Smashwords
(first published 2012)
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***** SPOILERS PICS *****
I love to laugh, and this book did just that...had me in many-a giggle fits!
First 70% of the story: Fricken hilarious!!!
Then a teeny-tiny bump of...
Ending with just a smidge of ...
Overall, though, it was pretty damn funny, but the end was a "jar" or two of some ewwwww...♥
I love to laugh, and this book did just that...had me in many-a giggle fits!
First 70% of the story: Fricken hilarious!!!
Then a teeny-tiny bump of...
Ending with just a smidge of ...
Overall, though, it was pretty damn funny, but the end was a "jar" or two of some ewwwww...♥
Well, as you probably expected, this was terrible. It was so gross, I can't even tell you. I'm not generally squeamish, although I'm not big with snot or things that a similar consistency, like mucous and semen, but I don't get grossed out by semen in a normal context. I can handle sex scenes where people swallow or come all over their partners, or lick it or whatever. This, where he collects it in jars and eventually his lover drinks it, make me want to hurl. The story was bad anyway but that,...more
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I admit: I read this book for the title alone. It's one of those that had me laughing hard enough that I couldn't pass up the opportunity. And at an estimated 18 pages, there isn't a lot of time to lose.
I'm not really sure what to say other than this book is exactly as the title promises: a man who comes too much. His tales were humorous--absurd even--but oddly entertaining, in a perverse kind of way.
And there may even be a HEA for our man who comes too much.
This book was a free Kindle download...more
I'm not really sure what to say other than this book is exactly as the title promises: a man who comes too much. His tales were humorous--absurd even--but oddly entertaining, in a perverse kind of way.
And there may even be a HEA for our man who comes too much.
This book was a free Kindle download...more
Oct 19, 2012
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Recommended by the Queen of Peen (Amanda @ onabookbender.com), I don't really know what to say. Yes, I read it for the title. Yes, it is precisely what title promises.
But it's also surprisingly loopy fun. A collection of Chet's disaster stories to make you laugh.
Heh.
But it's also surprisingly loopy fun. A collection of Chet's disaster stories to make you laugh.
Heh.
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This free short story is basically just that of which the title states. Chet, in his youth, figured out his odd talent. He thinks that it was just a one-time thing that he could basically cover his wall in his *ahem* cum, but turns out that it was a normality for him. He goes years looking for the perfect mate after that. His first girlfriend dint last long and his boyfriend who only wanted to video tape him didn’t last any longer. That was until he found his soul mate. I don’t want to ruin much...more
Highly amusing. I picked this one up because of Amanda's review and couldn't help but laugh over the poor main character's sexual issues. When you have the potential to drown your sex buddy with your copious amounts of spew, THINGS HAPPEN.
This book was a free Kindle download I picked up 10/21/12 for the Why Buy the Cow? reading challenge.
-Kelly @ Reading the Paranormal
This book was a free Kindle download I picked up 10/21/12 for the Why Buy the Cow? reading challenge.
-Kelly @ Reading the Paranormal
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The title already makes me feel distinctly ill....reminds me of Night of the Werecock, except I don't know if I will find this as funny... :I
This short story was funny as hell!!! If you are squeamish or uptight at all...you shouldn't read it!
All others go to the bathroom, empty your bladder then read this...because you will pee your pants!
All others go to the bathroom, empty your bladder then read this...because you will pee your pants!
I got this funny short free at Amazon. Chet is the ultimate cum machine capable of filling a mason jar in one orgasm. I did get the book because of the name and laughed all the way through it.
I'm just not even sure how to rate this book. Me and a friend went on a smutty book buying spree and this was one of the free titles. While it provided some entertainment, it was a td ridiculous. My exact words to my friend were..."It's pretty gross. Yet, I keep reading. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME????" Yep...that about sums it up.
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If it's a little light relief that you need to ease those darker moments in life, Chet is a good place to start. He's quirky, funny, and in desperate need to find someone with a thirst for his little... problem.
Saxx made me laugh at a time when I seriously needed one; I'll certainly be looking out for some more of her works. A Good, clean script, and very well handled and executed.
It suspended disbelief a little too much, but it was damn funny to see.
Saxx made me laugh at a time when I seriously needed one; I'll certainly be looking out for some more of her works. A Good, clean script, and very well handled and executed.
It suspended disbelief a little too much, but it was damn funny to see.
Funny! I laughed so hard and so much. Thanks. It's nice to read a erotic novel with lots of funny humor. I had all my co-workers enjoying this read.
May 23, 2013
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Okay I'm curious lol! It' only 18 pages!
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Gross, but very funny. Great premise. Ending kind of faded out. I guess I like humor with my erotica.
I'm not really sure on this one but I gave it 3 stars for the humorous qualities it had
Really fast read, kinda gross and silly, but it did make me chuckle some.
Funny little story about a guy who shoots gigantic loads of cum and the difficulties he faces finding a partner who can match him.
Extremely short, side-splitting, funny story. Yep, take it literally.
Funny and a bit much at times, pardon the pun...
LMAO and then awww, soul mates.
LOL, this was soooo silly. It's super short so no big loss and really, who doesn't want to read about a man would comes in mason jars...and fills them. :D
Funniest Erotica I EVER read!
Very short, funny.
Free Kindle download. The title alone begged for a one-click buy. Amusing.
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