Accidentally Married to...A Vampire? (Accidentally Yours #2)
- Niccolo DiConti, General of the Vampire Queen’s Army.
THE DETERMINED VAMPIRE: Niccolo DiConti has faithfully served as leader of Her Majesty’s army for over a millennium, but he’d rat...more
In this book, we have a new heroine, Helena. She is an evolutionary biologist on vacation in Bacalar, Southern Mexico. She misses her bus and is stuck in a Mayan jungle on a dark, lonely road. Suddenly, she...more
Funny!! I do not think we get enough funny paranormal romances.
“Any day now?” Viktor prodded. “Sì, sì. Do not get your…” Niccolo paused to recall the exact phrase. “Get your balls in a bunch.” Viktor shook his head. “Panties.” Niccolo frowned. “Why would you wear panties? Aren’t those for females?” Viktor growled. “Can we go now?” “Yes, but I insist you tell me more about your man-panties later.”
This wonderful book is riddled with hilarious lines lik...more
According to my ebook, this is book two of the series which caused much confusion which remains unresolved. It's a stand-alone so I don't feel cheated. None-the-less, Helena is the heroine and she was all the t...more
Accidentally Married to ....A Vampire?, the second book in the Accidentally Yours series by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, gives us the story of Niccolo DiConti, a Vampire general, and Helena, a human female who's not sure she wants to become a vampire or listen to a bossy, immortal Alpha male for the rest of eternity. With se...more
The book tells the love story of Niccolo and Helena, a vampire and his human bride. Aided/abetted/hampered by a tricksy goddess, their fated true love fails to run smoothly and...more
Helena manages to get herself left behind in the middle of nowhere whilst on holiday with her friends in the jungles of Mexico. Unknown to her, she has become the pet project of an insane demi-goddess and the long awaited mate of a vampire. Cimil isn't a fairy godmother, and Niccolo isnt the perfect prince, so life really isn't improving for the 20+ year old virgin who learns that losing her virginity to a sexy hunk isn't as easy as she had thought it would be....
I came across the "Accidentally...more
You have Niccolo the Vampire and Andrus the DemiGod, who are both sexy, fierce, loyal, strong and on a mission. There missions, we find out, are a bit intertwined, although not specifically the same. They are both running from a past that they would like to bury and keep buried forever. But to do that,...more
This is my first time reading a book by Ms. Pamfiloff and it will most certainly not be my last. I was intrigued by the title of the book because it was kind of quirky so I expected to get a cute and quirky read with not a whole lot of depth to it. Boy, was I wrong! The plot, the characters, the storyline...everything worked together in perfect harmony to create a highly engaging and interesting read. I couldn't put the book down. Loved Niccolo and Helena and the realational...more
I took a chance on it, the plot sounded interesting and it was only 99 cents on amazon, so win-win.
I really liked it!
It was pretty entertaining and it made me laugh out loud more then once.
Niccolo DiConti is the commander of the crazy vampire queen's army. But after hundreds of years he's kinda over it. She was always a few grapes short of a bunch, but now she's gone off her rocker and telling him to...more
Niccolo is the Vampire Queen's Executioner. While Vamps are supposed to be good guys and protect humans, the Queen is bat shit crazy and orders him to slaughter innocents. He seeks out the goddess Cimil to free him from his servitude. She promises to and gives him a set of rules to follow - find his true love, don't bite or have sex with her and get her to agree to become a Vampire exactly 90 days after they meet. She then...more
Some funny quotes
She'd seen him naked and knew his size was not to be taken lightly. No training wheels on that bicycle.
haha here's another one.
Helena's eyes went wide. What the...? Not only wasn...more
The Cimil character reminded me of a cross between Simi from Sherrilyn Kenyon's Dark Hunters series and Nix from Kresley Cole's Immortals after Dark series. Except, Simi and Nix really are hilarious, clever, and intelligent characters where Cimil is sort of annoying counterfeit.
Otherwise, the characters were vapid and annoying. The plot was disorganized and nonsensical, no...more
Helena is on a tour and becomes left behind in the jungle...all because she had to tinkle. This would so happen to me. She begins to wander...more
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"If you love her, set her free. If she comes back, she's yours. If she doesn't...Christ! Stubborn woman! Hunt her down, and bring her the hell back; she's still yours according to vampire law."�
THE DETERMINED VAMPIRE: Niccolo DiConti has faithfully served as leader of Her Majesty's army for over a millennium, but he'd rather sunbathe in the Sahara than spend another grueling day
Helena is very definitely 'too stupid to live'. Especial...more
all thanks to a crazy god called Cimil......who speaks in riddles and slogans out of context to what she is trying to do..
He has been 'asleep' for 300 years and she gets lost in the jungle..
some of the dialogue is funny... some of it has me shaking my head.... saying what was MJ thinking???
I read this because I wanted the continuing story from book one... remember ... cliff hanger ending... but...more
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Before taking up a permanent residence in the San Francisco Bay Area, Mimi spent time living near NYC (became a shopaholic), in Mexico City (developed a taste for very spicy food), and Arizona (now hates jumping chollas, but pines for sherbet sunsets). Her love of pre-Hispanic culture, big cities, and romance inspires her to wr...more