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Book 1 of The Monster Sex Series

If you go into the woods today…

On a week long outing in Mt. Hood National Forest, what begins as a flirty, fun filled trip soon turns into a nightmare, when an ape-like creature kidnaps a group of teen girls with the purpose of procreating with them.

This story contains oral sex, fingering, forced consent, penetration with a large object, and...more
Kindle Edition, 42 pages
Published December 11th 2011 by I Love Stacy
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karen
you have to admire someone who has gone through the romance aisle of their bookstore with a checklist: "regency, regency, regency, navy seals, nascar, vampire, sheikh, billionaire, scot, tycoon, firefighter, cowboy, cop (all the village people amply represented)



doctor, boss, shapeshifter, art historian...

what is missing?

and the answer is "bigfoot," naturally.



hot stuff.

so i kind of have to three-star the sheer audacity of it - to write a serious, non-campy bigfoot porn. that's what's so amazing...more
Litchick (is stuck in the 19th century)
I lied. I can't read this. Apparently Bigfoot is a rapist. I used to be a victim advocate for rape survivors so...NO.
Wart Hill
Why did I read that?!

In case anyone's wondering, yes, there is sasquatch peen: (view spoiler)

I spent most of the story with this expression on my face: D:

I'm gonna have to like...bathe in the brain bleach

p.s. Can someone please explain to me the point of monster porn?

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Group read with a group of wonderfu...more
Crystal~BIG book addict~
3.5 Disturbingly Erotic Stars

A little Halloween reading material. I know what you are all thinking, Bigfoot, really?




For a short, erotic, creepy story, it was surprisingly well written.

A group of teenagers go hiking in the mountains, three girls, three guys and a chaperone. One night while the guys are out looking for firewood, the girls see something moving in the woods. The next thing they know, they are waking up in a cage in a basement. A woman unlocks the cage and one by one bigfoot, also...more
Lady Vigilante (Feifei)
***3.5 LOL and WTF stars!!***

Carol what the heck did you recommend me?!?! Hmmm so this was a really fast read. I mean you can finish it within 20 minutes.

The Bigfoot on TV shows:

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The Bigfoot in reality:

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I LOL'ed and WTF'd my way through bahahahaha. So what's this about?

A group of horny girls, their crushes, and a hot daddy (chaperone) go hiking in a National forest.

"I'm finding Bigfoot, bitches! Come get me, you hairy ape!"

*cough-laugh* Oh he sure will get you horny girl!

After a night of dirty...more
Carol (StarAngel's Reviews) Allen
Another Halloween MONSTER FUCK story!!

**** I can't decide between 3 1/2 or 4 Stars ****

So what happens when a group of teenie boopers goes into the woods for a week of hiking and camping while looking for Bigfoot??


NO NOT HARRY SILLY!!!!

Yup....every cliche under the sun....especially when the girls are hot and panty dripping wet!

Let's set the scene....

After a long day of hiking for hours the girls are sweaty and ready to get down for drinking with their "cute" guy friends and a hawt "step-dad" af...more
Shelby *wants some flying monkeys*
bigfoot gif photo: spanish_fry SpanishFRYYY2.gif

Ok so I don't even know where to begin with this book. First of all bunch of dumb teenagers go to woods. Horniness comes next.

bigfoot photo: bigfoot bigfoot.gif

Bigfoot aka Leonard kidnaps three teenage girls to have sex with. His mom helps out of course. WARNING: if you read this book you will have mental images that cannot be erased.

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Buddy read with: Cory, JennyJen, Sarah, Wart, Angela, Catherine, Anzu, Aly, Aure, and Grimlock. AKA Partners in crime.
Catherine
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IF Goodreads had half stars, this one would have one half of one star.

Yep, this was kind of a 'dare yourself to read it' group read. It's pretty much as bad as you think it is. Wait. Strike that. It's worse than you think it is.

This is me while reading most of this story (I won't call it a book, I just won't).



Seriously, if you are even the teeny-tiniest bit curious, JUST. DON'T. DO. IT.

RUN.

Anzu The Great Destroyer
This was supposed to be a funny review. I was going to read the book, collect my funny quotes, and go wild with it. I couldn’t collect any quotes. I don’t have the necessary gifs. I am completely unprepared. Why? Because this book is pretty fucked up.

Let me give you a little warning. If you are looking for a silly erotica to make fun of, then walk away. If you want to experiment the new “monster porn” thing, then walk away. This is not for the faint-hearted. Things are pretty messed up.

Ok, no. T...more
Future Slayer Girl (aka: kitten)
At first I was scratching my head. The appeal of monster porn totally went over my head until I saw some Dracula and Phantom of the Opera (Because naturally Gerard Butler comes to mind, and come on, who doesn’t want to get it on with Mr. Butler.) So, I entered a contest and a book was picked for me. Mine was ‘Cum for Bigfoot’. You can imagine my horror that I would have to read this… I’m kidding people! I already owned this story!

Now, I am going to take a moment and give this book some major cr...more
Angela
I got about halfway through.

Starting with the underage (I got the impression high-schoolers) kids, one girl being screwed by her friend's father (who is married also) in the woods.

Then three of the girls being taken and straight up raped by Big Foot - I couldn't handle it anymore.

I have a very bit hot-button about rape, I couldn't get past that.



I read this with:
1. Jenny
2. Cory
3. Catherine
4. Anzu
5. Aly
6. Aure
7. Shelby
8. Wart
9. Sarah (she hasn't agreed, but I doubt she'll be able to resist, becaus...more
Sammy, the Cyborg Slut  & Lover of Books
A group of teens, specifically,Porsche and her girlfriends Shelly and Leslie, take a chaperoned week long hiking and camping trip to Mt. Hood National forest.

Horny Bigfoot


So when Shelly steps out of the car and says, "I'm finding Bigfoot, bitches! Come get me, you hairy ape!" I laughed out loud cause that was foreshadowing in case you weren't paying attention.

The story begins like most horror movies do. Teens will be teens, so after a lot of laughing, sexing and drinking, the girls find themselves separate...more
Sarah
I HATE MY FRIENDS :o( In fact I think it's about time I found myself some new ones - ones who won't torture me with bigfoot porn!

That was without a doubt the most horrific thing I've ever had the displeasure of reading. In fact it was so bad that even though it's a really short story I only made it halfway through before I quit. Never again and I going near monster porn!!
Aure   `Reading With The Dark`
A cliff-hanger? Are you serious? There was no story, and you managed a cliff-hanger? *insert proper British accent*

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I am gonna be brave. I can do this..



My Darksiders:

Angela
Cory
Anzu
ALy
Aly is so frigging bored
Jenny it's all your fault!

EDIT: Kill me! OMG I can't believe I read this thing... I can't get the images out of my head!!!!!!!!
Donald Armfield
WOW! This is a reading porno. But not one of those I'm the plumber, is your plumbing not working ones.

Set in a cult horror movie setting. with all the right things to call out the bad Guy. Being a big-foot makes it even better. Three girls find out that big-foot is a crazed sex beast. Along with his so-called mother to egg him on with a vibrator.

This is some intense sex written with dripping pleasure. Just make sure your wife or significant other is ready tied to the bed post
Redazrael
May 02, 2012 Redazrael marked it as to-read
You know, despite my morbid curiosity, I still wasn't going to read this until I saw the "About the Author" blurb:

Virginia Wade is a pseudonym. This author enjoys writing erotic fiction because it allows her to break through the boundaries of what is considered moral and acceptable by society without ruining her marriage or getting arrested. (She's smiling.)

You know what, Ms. Wade, I respect that. Let's get this highly disturbing party started. I'll bring the brain bleach, but the indelible stai...more
Lauren (Likes Literature)
What was I thinking?

The writing was bad, the plot was bad, the porn wasn't hot. So no. Run. I was curious. Don't make my mistake. Just run.

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Sonia
It was morbid curiosity that lead me to read it. I've learned my lesson. Do not expect certain types of books to have a plot.
Tai
I saw a few mentions of this online and just had to know what all the talk was about. Strange, but hot!
Nenia Campbell
Jun 15, 2014 Nenia Campbell rated it 1 of 5 stars
Recommended to Nenia by: karen

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I remember when TWILIGHT first went viral, everyone was falling over themselves to make fun of the genre. And someone wrote this hilarious blog post about what it would be like if Stephenie Meyer wrote a romance novel about Bigfoot. I don't remember the specifics, except that the MC would live in the middle of a national park because she was the daughter of a forest ranger, and the Bigfoots would be beautiful, mostly hairless, b...more
Alisa
What happens when you leave the world behind and shit starts to get real?.... Cum for Bigfoot is what happens.

One moment Porsch, Shelly, and her annoying friend whose name starts with an L, are out in the woods roughing it with Chris, Darren, Cameron and Chris 's stepdad Doug.. next... the girls are locked in a cage being picked off one by one to act as a fucking post for a half man half ape with a tounge longer than Gene Simmons and a cock like a mans arm holding a honey dew melon.

To bad this...more
Amy
Did I read this? Yep sure did. I am the curious type so when I first heard about it my first thought was, "Hmm... I wonder how that plays out." Crazy I know. So when I was talking to some friends and one pointed out that the first book was FREE I jumped on it. Originally at this point I would say curiosity killed the cat, but.. this book actually wasn't bad.

Could I have lost my mind?? Very well possible. But let me say that I read this right after finishing a F/F book that almost had me puking e...more
Blue Bates
Thank the heavens this was free because this was AWFUL.

It wasn't even funny. With such a suggestively awful name, there's got to be some substance to make up for it.

But no.

The sex scenes were atrocious.

I'm sorry, but you can't make a retarded ape sexy, no matter how big his junk is.
Sara Winters
I'm not sure there are adequate words to describe this. Other than, "ends on a cliffhanger." Proceed with caution. Not for the squeamish.
Michelle
The idea behind Cum For Bigfoot and the rest of Virginia Wade's Monster Sex books are out there, they are obviously meant for fun and they deliver.
This, as well as the others, is well-written engaging from beginning to end fun.

I read it and even though I was a little worried before I started, the world didn't explode, I didn't feel the need to leave my husband for a bigfoot and I ended the book with a smile on my face as it appears others did.
Non-fiction is meant to entertain and this does just...more
Shauna Michaels
This comes as no surprise given the apparent runaway success of the “Moan/Cum for Bigfoot” series, but this story gets our very first 10/10 tentacle review. Wade paces the story well, provides some seriously creepy atmospherics, and provides genuinely funny and arousing moments (usually not at the same time). The prose is straightforward and solid, with few typos and never any awkward syntax. The story sets up the next one well, but not in an annoying way that makes you feel as if you’re being c...more
Beth
Hmm. Hmmmm.

HMMMMMMMMM.

I learned about the existence of this book from one of the many online articles about Amazon and their rocky relationship with self-published "monster erotica".

On a boring weekend night, my boyfriend and I decided to download this book (free on Amazon so I did not pay squat for it) and read it out loud for a good laugh. We also have a soft spot for all things bigfoot-related.

Oh, boy.

I was expecting some kind of play on the classic tale of "Beauty and the Beast" plus cheesy...more
Caroline Blue
Oh come on! This book is hilarious fun. Got here from reading the article in Business Insider. Totally entertained for an hour. Title says it all, not for the squeamish.
Kelly
A joint review with Amanda at Free Books Need Love, Too! wherein we discuss monster cocks and how Bigfoot likes the ladies!
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