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Call the Shots (Swim the Fly #3)

3.91 of 5 stars 3.91  ·  rating details  ·  409 ratings  ·  77 reviews
And . . . action! As the uproarious trio returns, sensitive Sean takes the spotlight — scripting a low-low-budget film while fielding unexpected female fans.

Coop is cooking up another sure-misfire scheme (big surprise), and this time the comedy plays out from Sean’s point of view. What’s the new master plan? Making a cheapo horror movie guaranteed to make Coop, Sean, and M
Hardcover, 352 pages
Published September 11th 2012 by Candlewick Press (first published September 1st 2012)
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The final book in the series???

Fun, adolescent male humor that (based upon the reviews and video for the book) evidently appeals to females as well. Maybe for insight into the minds of teenage boys? I wouldn't think it too difficult to figure out, but as a former teenage boy myself, what do I know? Or maybe it is to simply laugh at the stupidity of my gender?

I've loved hanging with Matt, Coop, and Sean throughout their adventures in this series and their ability to make me literally laugh out lo
Jules Goud
Awesome book. It was hilarious and totally awesome.

I haven't read any of the other books so I was sceptical going into this one. But, it turned out great!

It is always interesting to read a book from a guy's perspective because I so rarely do. Sean and his friends were very entertaining. It was cute that he wanted a girlfriend and I hate to say it but Evelyn was insane. It wasn't surprising what ended up happening with them. I couldn't believe the stuff that Sean, Coop, Matt, and everyone else we
It has been a while since I first read Swim the Fly, and then Beat the Band is always checked out. So for me, "Call the Shots" is a stand-alone, even though it is the third book in this cycle. Either way, it is funny and plays like a good guy-centered comedy. While the other titles came first, they aren't necessary to enjoying this entry.

I don't love Sean as a character; he's cautious and nerdy and sniffs his hand whenever he's anxious. Which is much of the time. But he is a fine example of Star
Finally, it's Sean's turn for a book of his own! His sister is a total bitch, his parents are insane, and there's a new baby on the way--a new baby who will need a room of its own, so their parents have the bright idea to make Sean and his twin sister Cathy share a room. Who thinks this is a good idea? Coop has a great idea--make a short horror movie and win the $50,000 prize at TerrorFest, and use the money to build an extension on Sean's house.

Yeah, Coop's idea works as well as you'd expect. I
Nicole Edwards
The last book in a series. As with the first two books, this was laugh-out-loud funny. Much laughing going on. And lots of raunchy boy humor. It was hilarious. And highly irreverent.

So we've established it's funny. What else did I like? The boys' friendship is really nice. They all give each other a hard time and call each other on whatever stupid thing they've done but they're ultimately good, loyal friends. And all the other relationships in the book seemed very normal, very layered. Brothers
Penny McGill
Don Calame is coming to town for a festival in September so it seemed like we should get ready by reading one of his books, right? We were rewarded for being eager beavers because this is one funny book - I said it was 'hilarious' but my 13-year old daughter said that was because I am probably so old that the sense of humour this author uses seems more funny than it really is. (?) After a long discussion about our different senses of humour we both agreed that this is a fantastic book and grabbe ...more
"Call the Shots" is the third book out of the series, this book is in the perspective of Sean Hance.
Sean's mom is having a baby, which means Sean has to share a room with his monstrous sister. How will Sean and his friends help get enough money to build a new room in Sean's house? By creating a big block buster movie of course. How will Sean succeed his goal while juggling the new baby on the way, his crazy new girlfriend, his Uncle Doug and his feelings for a new girl? Read to find out.

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Jan 31, 2013 Jamie rated it 3 of 5 stars
Recommended to Jamie by: YALSA's BFYA list.
Shelves: 14-16, movies, humor
Such a fun series - crude, funny and real. I liked how it was shown that most of Sean's problems stemmed from his inability to stand up for himself, and how each of his girl relationships worked out. And the sexting confusion. Actually that was REALLY hilarious!
Donna Siebold
It's Sean's turn to be the main character in the story. Although I liked this story I do think it is the weakest of the three. Sean's misery is constantly compounded by Coop's inane ideas. How that boy gets his two friends to go along with his crazy schemes is beyond my ken. Their gullibility is helpful for getting them into scrapes, though. This time they are trying to win a horror movie contest. The prize they are seeking is $50,000 and WHEN they win, they are going to give the money to Sean s ...more
Noah Carras
"Call the Shots" is the third, and final, book in the "Swim the Fly" series, this time, in Sean's perspective. In this book, Coop has another crazy idea, to make a low-budget horror film. When Sean's parents tell him and his twin sister, Cathy, that their mom's going to have a baby that's going to get Sean's room, Sean sees the movie as a way to get an addition to the house so he can keep his room and not move in with his sister. That is, if they can make the movie in time for a horror-fest so t ...more
3.5 stars.

Quickie Review- It pains me to give this book 3 stars, but looking at it from a logical point of view, it was the only sensible rating I could give it. The two previous books in the series got generous ratings, and I didn't quite like this as much as the other two, so it was only fair.

Call the Shots is the conclusion to the fantastic Swim the Fly series by Don Calame. Sean Hance is facing a bunch of upcoming challenges in his life. There's a baby on the way, which will force him to sh
So sad that this series is ending, but a great note to end it on. As with the previous two, Cooper, Matt and Sean are best friends who pick wild and crazy things to do to challenge themselves and have fun. As with the first two, told from two of the three boys, this one is told from the remaining friend, Sean's perspective. Unfortunately Sean's a little bummed about a few things-- namely that his mother is going to have a baby leaving him to room with his twin sister (who is going through a Goth ...more
Sally Kruger
Buddies Sean, Matt, and Coop make a final appearance in Calame's latest, CALL THE SHOTS. This time Sean is front and center as he struggles to deal with a changing family, a new girlfriend, and a sister who is trying to convince everyone he is gay.

When Sean's mother and father announce their BIG news, that his mother is pregnant and that Sean and his sister Cathy will have to begin sharing a room, Sean looks to his friends for help. He is at least hoping for some much needed sympathy, but he get
Michelle (FabBookReviews)

I have enjoyed and laughed my way through the outrageous madcaps of Calame's Swim the Fly series. I picked up Swim the Fly on a whim, loved it; carried on to Beat the Band, which was great; and now Call the Shots, which I think has pulled out all the stops.

Call the Shots is a raunchy, hysterical, over-the-top adventure in teenage boy-land, and I think it is a great read. This novel is told from Sean's perspective: the quieter, less confident of the three boys. Sean has often taken a backseat in
Magan (Rather Be Reading)
[Review originally published on Rather Be Reading!]

Sean’s friend Coop is a “big idea” kind of guy. Usually his ideas cause more trouble than they do good. When Sean finds out his mom is expecting another baby and he’s going to be forced to share a room with his twin sister, Cathy, (that he doesn’t get along with), he thinks Coop’s idea could be his only solution. What is Coop’s idea? To make a movie, though he’s never made one before, and enter it into a Horror Film Contest. Coop, Matt, and Sean
The third time is the charm for this author--not that he really needs any luck since the two titles that precede Call the Shots (Swim the Fly and Beat the Band) are always equally appealing and hilarious. I'm not the kind of reader who usually gravitates to humorous books, but these titles all have passages that made me laugh out loud. In fact, I'll confess to having snorted a few times as I moved rapidly through the book. When Sean Hance's parents announce that a new baby is coming, and Sean wi ...more
Call the Shots contains more of the same antics with Sean, Cooper, and Matt. Still, the final book of the trilogy remains fresh and certainly holds nothing back.

This one is told from Sean's point of view. He's the quiet, withdrawn one of the group, and this makes his narration that much more intriguing. Sean is coping with the fact that both Cooper and Matt somehow have girlfriends, while he lacks female company. Until, of course, he meets Evelyn at the skating rink and, much to his dismay, they
Nov 10, 2013 Daisy added it
One book i’ve recently read was Call The Shots by Don Calame. The book wasn’t that bad. I’ve read better but it was still quite interesting. This book is about three best friends. Sean, Matt, & Coop. They’re all Sophomores in high school with no worries. Until one day Sean the single one, with a evil twin sister, finds out hes going to be a big brother. This was a surprise to everyone. But there was another surprise for Sean. Since the house was too small & the baby needed to have a nur ...more
Thoroughly enjoyed the final in this hilarious trio of books all based on the friendship of Coop, Sean and Matt. This time it is Sean's turn to give us a peak into his perspective. Coop's latest and greatest idea is to make a low-budget horror film that will catapult them to fame and fortune. Sean and Matt are completely against the idea at first, until Sean realizes that he needs $30K pronto if he wants to avoid bunking with his most-annoying twin sister Cathy. Sean is also a bit jealous of Coo ...more
4.5 stars

In the third installment of the Swim the Fly series, author Don Calame proves that third time’s the charm, finishing off the series with yet another hilarious story, and this time, it’s Sean’s time to shine.
Coop has come up with another one of crazy schemes. This time, it’s making a low budget horror movie at Rockville’s Terror Fest, with a grand prize of fifty thousand dollars plenty of publicity, Coop is convinced it will lead to almost instant fame and fortune for the three friends.

I will definitely miss the Swim the Fly series.

This, I believe, is the last book in the trilogy - and I really wish it wasn't. This might sound sappy, but the thing is, I don't want this series to end. I don't want to miss this trio, because it's so clear that I will. I wanna keep reading about them. I love these boys. Matt, Coop, and Sean - I love each and every single one of these characters, and I feel that I myself am part of this amazing trio.

Okay, okay, I'm sounding extremely sappy right n
Dec 27, 2012 Ron rated it 5 of 5 stars
Shelves: humor, ya
Really liked this trilogy even though I'm WAY beyond the YA demographic. While the characters are far more eloquent and witty than real teens, Calame captures the young male mindset in a way not often seen in fiction and despite the strong (but realistic) language, there are a lot of redeeming qualities. Writers can take note on Calame's ability to take a situation, get the protagonist in trouble, and then deepen the trouble twist by twist. (I think there are five levels of trouble in one partic ...more
calame is an excellent writer for boys or anyone who wants to get inside the head of boys. its gross, crass, annoying and immature. just like boys are. his plots skate the edge of plausibility and aside from the joy of the ick that boys love it is alot of fun to go on the ride with them. ive read all three in the trilogy and theyre all like this.
Steve Phillips
Well, okay. There's funny stuff in Call the Shots, but this really should be a 200 page book, not a 457 page book. The premise was too dumb to keep me laughing, and I soon found myself skimming. I have no doubt that young males, in particular, are going to enjoy the book. The ratings are quite high, so that must be the case.
Call the Shots is the third book in the hilarious Swim the Fly trilogy, with each book focusing on one of the trio of fifteen-year-old friends. Mild-mannered Sean is in the hot seat this time, looking for love and trying hard to get out of sharing a room with his twin sister. Sean is a nice guy who doesn't stand up for himself, and as a result, is steam-rolled into dating a pushy, somewhat psycho girl that he is afraid to break up with (a situation he justifies because she has provided the camer ...more
Elaine Fultz
The crew from Swim the Fly and Beat the Band are back, and this time they’re making a zombie movie. Coop, Sean, and Matt work together to produce, write, and film in hopes of winning a horror movie prize that would allow Sean to get his own room (he is currently sharing with his twin sister – nightmare scenario for a teenager). Characters include a loony, but wealthy, pot-smoking uncle; a truly insane cling-on girlfriend; and a smoking-hot, but sweet and innocent, love interest. The first two bo ...more
More of a 2.5. I loved the previous books in the series, but I read them a few years back and I think I've sort of outgrown some of the humor. It was still enjoyable and pretty funny at points, but just, wasn't for me like the previous books were. I'm sure it's mostly just me. Still, I liked it, it was fun to read but not as funny as it's predecessors.
Christian Touhey
"Call The Shots" by Don Calame, is a hillarious, page turning, tension filled book about a boy named Sean who attempts to raise money to avoid sharing a room with his sister, by creating a low-budget movie for a film festival with a grand prize of $10,000. When I began "Call The Shots" I was unaware that this was the last book from a series of three books. Nevertheless, by the third chapter I was fully informed of who all the characters were, and what I missed. After that, the book got so hillar ...more
Don Calame is flat-out hilarious in his books Swim the Fly, Beat the Band, and now Call the Shots.
Boys will love his raunchy humor and relate to his hormonally imbalanced teen boy characters. These books do have some language lots of insinuated sexual innuendo.

In this book Coop has anther hair-brained idea: this time it is to make a low-budget horror movie. Matt and Sean don't want to be a part of it until Sean finds out his mother is going to have a baby and he will have to move into a room wi
3.5 stars

Coop, Matt, and Sean are at it again in the third and final book in the Swim the Fly series. This time their goal is to make a horror film to enter in the NYC TerrorFest competition. As usual, they have a few roadblocks: a really low budget, casting issues, and lack of experience to name a few. Sean is desperate to win, though, as his parents have dropped the bombshell that they are having a baby – and Sean has to share a bedroom with his twin sister Cathy. Nothing could be quite so fun
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