reviews
Jan 26, 2012
Molly
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Oh. My. Friggin'. Gosh. This was AWESOME! I had a bit of a mix up, and got to read this a little later than planned, but again I say. Oh My Friggin' Gosh! It was so worth the mix up to be able to jump into this and spend a night reading this novel in it's entirety. I just could NOT put down J.B. Lynn's awesomely hilarious, suspenseful, sexy novel.
Margaret May Lee. Aka a neurotic hitwoman. Who talks to lizards. Yup. I thought the same thing. But, let me tell you. It was FANTASTIC! Thi More...
Margaret May Lee. Aka a neurotic hitwoman. Who talks to lizards. Yup. I thought the same thing. But, let me tell you. It was FANTASTIC! Thi More...
Jan 26, 2012
Dianne
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If you are thinking that this sounds like 'chick-lit' or a light funny read, you may be in for a surprise. I was very surprised as to how this book played out, murdering another human for cash is a difficult subject to get the average reader to grasp. While this book did have a lot of elements of humor ( a talking lizard and at the end a dog?) I found the themes to be terribly dark but totally engrossing. The author managed to write a multi-layered, very deep character no matter how flighty
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Jan 19, 2012
Andrea
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Move over Stephanie Plum, there is another Jersey Girl on the book scene! Maggie Lee is one of the funniest characters you'll encounter in a long time. The story is full of color characters that you can't help but love. Oh and some really interesting animals!
It is hard to pigeonhole this book into a genre. It is a little bit chicklit but it isn't a real mystery or thriller either. What it is, is a whole lot of fun and a little bit of a roller coaster ride, with Maggie learning to be a More...
It is hard to pigeonhole this book into a genre. It is a little bit chicklit but it isn't a real mystery or thriller either. What it is, is a whole lot of fun and a little bit of a roller coaster ride, with Maggie learning to be a More...
Feb 03, 2012
Mello
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I am incredibly glad that I saw someone in my update feed reading this book and that I decided to check it out. It was awesome. I loved Maggie. She was funny. She was brave. She was loyal. She talks to animals. Really, I had so much fun reading her story. I found myself wondering if she really was going to it. She pulled it off. I don't know if it's weird that I felt proud of her for that, but I did.
I really wasn't sure what to expect with this book, though I figured there would be hu More...
I really wasn't sure what to expect with this book, though I figured there would be hu More...
Jan 26, 2012
Shelleyrae
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Veering from wildly funny to desperately sad, Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman is an entertaining dark comedy caper.
Maggie Lee survives the car accident that kills her sister and brother in law, leaving her niece, Katie, comatose. Maggie's parents are no help, her father is doing time for murder and her mother is in a psychiatric hospital. Maggie hasn't seen her sister in years and her three aunts are their own special type of crazy. A chance encounter with a hitman in the More...
Maggie Lee survives the car accident that kills her sister and brother in law, leaving her niece, Katie, comatose. Maggie's parents are no help, her father is doing time for murder and her mother is in a psychiatric hospital. Maggie hasn't seen her sister in years and her three aunts are their own special type of crazy. A chance encounter with a hitman in the More...
Jan 19, 2012
Lisa
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This is the second book for author JB Lynn. Her books so far are complex. She has so much going on but it's not confusing. It's laid out nicely in a good pace that you can follow and savor as you go. I didn't know what to expected based on the title and cover and the brand spanking newness of this author. Was it a thriller? Seemed like it might be since the last one was. OK but the blurb mentions a talking lizard so maybe it's funny too??? Ha it's a mix of both. There are some dark sad elements
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Jan 29, 2012
B.E.
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JB outdid herself with this one. The characters she wrote are real and fun and vulnerable and gutsy. The main character - Maggie - is someone I'd want to hang out with even if she is 'remarkably unremarkable'. Patrick - her hitman mentor/hot cop - could buy me a beer any day. And Godzilla is a lizard I'd love to have around, even if I'm not a lizard lovin' person. I can't wait to see what JB has in store for us next.
Because there has to be a sequel. Or I might have to join Maggie More...
Because there has to be a sequel. Or I might have to join Maggie More...
Feb 08, 2012
Ain
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The book was funny especially God the talking Anole Lizard!
The only downside is that I don't really like either Patrick or Paul as her love interest. For one, I think Patrick is a bit too old for her and Paul seems like.. a pervert. However, this is just my personal opinion so don't let my comment deter you from checking out this book~!
The only downside is that I don't really like either Patrick or Paul as her love interest. For one, I think Patrick is a bit too old for her and Paul seems like.. a pervert. However, this is just my personal opinion so don't let my comment deter you from checking out this book~!
Feb 01, 2012
Gayle
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Fantastic read. This book was so good, that I am sorry it is over. Completely different than anything else I have read. Great characters that you wont want to miss. Funny and sad at the same time. Looking forward to reading more from J.B. Lynn in the future.
Feb 13, 2012
Shae
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Very entertaining. God is my new favorite animal character. So so great. :)
J.B. Lynn wove a delightful tale, very fun to read.
J.B. Lynn wove a delightful tale, very fun to read.
Feb 17, 2012
Brooke
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Loved it!!!!! Maggie is crazy, witty, and full of surprises. I hope the author continues her character, I wanna read more about the lizzard!
Jan 30, 2012
Sandy
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This was fan-freakin'-tastic. Absolutely LOVED this book. Cannot wait to read more by this author!
Jan 05, 2012
Donna
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This was a great book. I loved Lynn's The First Victim, but Confessions is even better. I cried... I laughed... I cried again... laughed again (see a pattern?). Full review: http://www.girl-who-reads.com/2012/01/ph...
Feb 21, 2012
Carly
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Cute. But, ended very abruptly. I guess it left a lot to the imagination...?!
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