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Politically Correct Bedtime Stories: A Collection of Modern Tales for Our Life and Times (Politically Correct Bedtime Stories #1)
by
James Finn Garner (Goodreads Author)
Once upon a time, in the olden days, heavy-set middle-aged men would congregate in their elitist clubs, sit in over-stuffed leather chairs, smoke air-choking cigars, and pitch story ideas and plots to each other. Problem was, these stories, many of which found their way into the general social consciousness, reflected the way in which these men lived and saw their world: t...more
Hardcover, 79 pages
Published
April 7th 1994
by MacMillan Publishing Company
(first published 1994)
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May 13, 2011
K.D. Oliveros
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1 of 5 stars
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Emir (Peace!)
Well, I find this book somewhat funny yet strange. Prior to this, my only idea of politically correct statements is not to say "poor" but say "financially challenged" or "short/dwarfish" but "vertically challenged". The reason is that most of us Filipinos speak pure English only when we talk to foreigners and because they are visitors here, they are probably too polite not to require us to be very careful with our language (as long as we don't curse or use vulgar terms) to the extent of using po...more
Political correct bedtime stories – Dongeng, hegemoni lelaki dan Barbie
"Once upon a time, there is life …………………bla bla bla.............
and they are live together. happy. ever after. forever."
Sebuah pakem standar dari dongeng pengantar tidur. sebuah dongeng yang pernah membawa fantasiku - dan juga hampir seluruh anak perempuan di dunia - terbang ke sebuah negeri antah berantah. menjadi seorang perempuan muda yang baik hati, ramah tamah, suka menabung dan tidak suka membuang sampah sembarangan. ya...more
"Once upon a time, there is life …………………bla bla bla.............
and they are live together. happy. ever after. forever."
Sebuah pakem standar dari dongeng pengantar tidur. sebuah dongeng yang pernah membawa fantasiku - dan juga hampir seluruh anak perempuan di dunia - terbang ke sebuah negeri antah berantah. menjadi seorang perempuan muda yang baik hati, ramah tamah, suka menabung dan tidak suka membuang sampah sembarangan. ya...more
The dust jacket of James Finn Garner’s Politically Correct Bedtime Stories Modern Tales For Our Life & Times has these words:
"Once upon a time, in the olden days, heavy-set middle-aged men would congregate in their elitists clubs, sit in over-stuffed leather chairs, smoke air-choking cigars, and pitch story ideas and plots to each other. Problem was, these stories, many of which found their way into the general social consciousness, reflected the way in which these men lived and saw their w...more
"Once upon a time, in the olden days, heavy-set middle-aged men would congregate in their elitists clubs, sit in over-stuffed leather chairs, smoke air-choking cigars, and pitch story ideas and plots to each other. Problem was, these stories, many of which found their way into the general social consciousness, reflected the way in which these men lived and saw their w...more
James Finn Garner has taken 12 time-tested tales and retold them with the newfound sensitivity of our times. Here's a snippet from "Little Red Riding Hood":
The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."
Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldvie...more
The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."
Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldvie...more
This is a cute, and short little book full of revised, but well loved traditional stories! I laughed a lot, and never knew how these crazy stories would turn out! I however wasn't very fond of the politically correct version of snow white, where the prince has an impotence problem and a apparent fetish for girls in a coma. Other than that story, I loved it!!!
برداشته یه سری از داستانهای قدیمی کودکان رو که خیلی معروفن، مث سیندرلا و اینا، طوری اصلاح کرده خالی از تبعیض جنسی و نژادی و ... باشه که مثلن کمپینهای حمایت از حقوق زنان نتونن به داستان معترض بشن. بعد ایده خیلی ایدهی خاص و نویی نیست. پرداختش هم خیلی جالب نیست. نمونههای طنز خیلی خیلی بهتر چه تو ادبیات خودمون و چه تو ادبیات همین امریکا خیلی زیاده
I had wanted to use this book in a classroom setting, but since the stories were changed not only to include "politically correct" ideas, but also immorality and murder, I think I'll pass. Here's a sampling of the harmless stuff:
Red Riding Hood entered the cottage and said, "Grandma, I have brought you some fat-free, sodium-free snacks to salute you in your role of a wise and nurturing matriarch."
From the bed, the wolf said softly, "Come closer, child, so that I might see you."
Red Riding Hood sa...more
Red Riding Hood entered the cottage and said, "Grandma, I have brought you some fat-free, sodium-free snacks to salute you in your role of a wise and nurturing matriarch."
From the bed, the wolf said softly, "Come closer, child, so that I might see you."
Red Riding Hood sa...more
Politically Correct Bedtime Stories by James Finn Garner takes traditional literature we are all familiar with--Rumpelstiltskin, Little Red Riding Hood, and the Ugly Duckling--and eliminates all of the stereotypes as well anything else anyone would find even remotely offensive, which, in turn, makes these pieces completely ridiculous and laugh-out-loud funny. My focus in reading this book was Rumpelstiltskin, which, quite frankly, was not the strongest piece in the book. It does, however, empowe...more
When this book was published, it was thought quite humorous. I find it rather trite. But it does raise some intersting questions about the evolution of traditional tales and the "moral lessons" that are embedded in them for children. Tongue-in-cheek, Finn Garner "cleans up" the offensive stereotypes. For instance, in the tale I studied this week, Little Red Riding Hood, when the wolf offers to offered accompany her through the dangerous woods, replies, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the...more
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As it's name would suggest, this book is filled with bedtime stories, retold in a humorous, politically correct manor. In every case two major things change about the stories. One is that, the terminology is humorously unoffensive. The other is that, the stories don't turn out the same way they were originally written.
They also have a philosophical and political twist to them. The original stories go into little or no detail about the nature of the wo...more
As it's name would suggest, this book is filled with bedtime stories, retold in a humorous, politically correct manor. In every case two major things change about the stories. One is that, the terminology is humorously unoffensive. The other is that, the stories don't turn out the same way they were originally written.
They also have a philosophical and political twist to them. The original stories go into little or no detail about the nature of the wo...more
Leap into a fairy-tale world where trolls are "dirt-accomplished and odor-enhanced," witches are "kindness-impaired," and Cinderella wears a gown "woven of silk stolen from unsuspecting silkworms." We can only regret that Garner had to exclude "The Duckling That Was Judged on Its Personal Merits and Not on Its Physical Appearance" for space reasons.
In this thin book Garner proposes to create "meaningful literature that is totally free from bias and purged from the influence of its flawed cultura...more
In this thin book Garner proposes to create "meaningful literature that is totally free from bias and purged from the influence of its flawed cultura...more
It would work better as a parody of a parody, I think. That is, Garner is obviously making fun of the politically correct movement. But he's doing so clumsily, imo. So, if one reads this as him being tongue-in-cheek, making fun of those who make fun of PC, then the book is a little funnier. Mainly I'm glad it was short.
George Bernard Shaw once said that if something is funny, search it for truth. This book is full of truth, and it boldly and plainly illustrates the absurdity of political correctness. I love sarcasm and satire, and this book has plenty of it, so I found it delightful. It provides a marvelous picture of the current social and political landscape, and reveals the whole political correctness dogma for the foolish fraud that it is. Eleanor Roosevelt once said that no one can make you feel inferior...more
Mengutak-atik dongeng memang seru, apa pun maksud dan tujuannya. Jadi inget pernah dikasih tugas merekonstruksi dongeng di kuliah penulisan populer. Waktu itu saya pilih dongeng putih salju (yang benar putih salju kan ya, bukan putri salju? :D)
Ceritanya sang ratu jahat dalam perjalanan ke rumah putih salju nyasar, dan karena kehausan serta kelaparan, dia embat deh salah satu apel yang dia bawa. Tapi karena nggak hati-hati, yang dia makan malah apel beracun. Dia pun tertidurlah.
Suatu hari panger...more
Ceritanya sang ratu jahat dalam perjalanan ke rumah putih salju nyasar, dan karena kehausan serta kelaparan, dia embat deh salah satu apel yang dia bawa. Tapi karena nggak hati-hati, yang dia makan malah apel beracun. Dia pun tertidurlah.
Suatu hari panger...more
Tongue-in-cheek reading. Some of the stories were funny due to the corrections. Others were tedious. Some endings were changed, too. Overall, I enjoyed the book.
From the story of SNOW WHITE:
"...once when the queen was having a bad hair day and was desperately in need of support, she asked the usual question and the mirror answered: 'Alas, if worth be based on beauty, Snow White has surpassed you, cutie.'"
From the story of THE FROG PRINCE:
"The princess was taken aback. "I'm sorry if this sounds a...more
From the story of SNOW WHITE:
"...once when the queen was having a bad hair day and was desperately in need of support, she asked the usual question and the mirror answered: 'Alas, if worth be based on beauty, Snow White has surpassed you, cutie.'"
From the story of THE FROG PRINCE:
"The princess was taken aback. "I'm sorry if this sounds a...more
This version of Cinderella is the most unique variant I have come across. Cinderella’s natural birthday mother passes away. Her father remarries a woman with two daughters. One day the price sent an invitiation to the house for a “the exploitation of the dispossessed and marginalized peasantry” (p 31). Cinderella helped her sisters- of- step get ready for the ball and then continued with her chores. After her mother- of- step and her sisters- of –step left for the ball, a man appeared to Cindere...more
Mar 04, 2010
Yvensong
rated it
4 of 5 stars
Recommended to Yvensong by:
Ryk & Julie
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Fun little read with several places to chuckle at. Garner has taken several fairy tales from Little Red Riding Hood to Cinderella and changed the majority of the language to be politically correct. We meet up with vertically-challenged and kindness-challenged and...(well, you get the drift) characters.
Some people may be disturbed by the violence as these tales are a throwback to the earlier Grimm's tales instead of the white-washed tales of Disney and other cleaned up versions. Even so, if you...more
Some people may be disturbed by the violence as these tales are a throwback to the earlier Grimm's tales instead of the white-washed tales of Disney and other cleaned up versions. Even so, if you...more
I read this back in high school, a friend let me borrowed it and I was hooked. I'm pretty sure I finished this in less than 12 hours. The humor is deep, political and for the lack of better words, Wall Street-ish. The part about Snow White and her wicked Stepmother joining in business together, slaving the seven dwarfs and hire Prince Charming as tennis instructor. It is funny, witty and entertaining. This book is not for everyone but I believe that people should give it a try, especially those...more
This really, really quick read was actually quite amusing in its satire. I look forward to reading the follow ups: Once upon a More Enlightened Time: More Politically Correct Bedtime Stories and Politically Correct Holiday Stories: For an Enlightened Yuletide Season.
I think this book would have been more enjoyable had I read each story several months apart. As it was I found myself bored with the repetitive humour in the series of stories. I also find it funny that to be politically correct (tongue in cheek or not)all the women have to be ultra feminists, the animals all have to have equal rights, and the men all stay the same exploitative scum that have been passed off as "the hero" for generations.
The best thing I can say about this book is that it was sh...more
The best thing I can say about this book is that it was sh...more
The sequel to the bestselling "Politically Correct Bedtime Stories" is at times amusing, but overall felt drab. This time around if continues quite a few more of Aesop's fables redone and some more redone fairytales.
The book kicks off with "A Politically Correst Alphabet" and then has the following tales:
- Hansel and Gretal
- The Ant and the Grasshopper
- The Princess and the Pea
- The Little Mer-Persun
- The Tortoise and the Hare
- Puss and Boots (My personal favorite)
- Sleeping Persun of Better-Th...more
The book kicks off with "A Politically Correst Alphabet" and then has the following tales:
- Hansel and Gretal
- The Ant and the Grasshopper
- The Princess and the Pea
- The Little Mer-Persun
- The Tortoise and the Hare
- Puss and Boots (My personal favorite)
- Sleeping Persun of Better-Th...more
This book is a fantastic quick read and is excellent for some chuckles. Mr. Garner does indeed add political correctness to the fairy tales we have heard all our lives; Snow White, Cinderella, Rapunzel and so on. His feminist outlooks to stories where womyn are oppressed and exploited in a male dominated society are very funny and enjoyable. From the Emperor’s "clothing optional" lifestyle to the Three Codependent Goats Gruff you will be giggling whilst you read these p.c. fairytales. I would de...more
This book is full of the classic fairytale stories including Jack and the Beanstalk, Cinderella, and much, much more. All the stories however have been rewritten for "our life and tims," meaning that all the stories are politacally correct. I found the stories funny and interesting to read. I would read this to my class after lunch because it is a good, relaxing read and all the stories are only a few pages in length. I might also have the students choose their own story and rewrite it to be pol...more
Mar 13, 2012
Jacqueline
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I have read this book once before; looking at it again made me think differently. The title alone I was like what is this about i don't remember. I kind of thought of politics like republicans. When i read it, i thought parts was funny and i was even kind of like what?? This is great to read to kids because it expands their imagination. They know the original story so hearing a different version makes other possibilities in thier mind. The pictures are very colorful, but they are warm as well. I...more
Ridiculously funny. If you have a deap hatred for anything PC, this book offers releif and therapy. I read it outloud with some friends and we were laughing the whole time. My favorite stories were "Goldilocks" and "The Emperor's New Clothes".
"The emporor is naked!" The parade stopped. The emperor paused. A hush fellover the crowd, until one quick-thinking peasent shouted: "No, he isn't. The emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle!"
PS. Do not actually read this to your kids as...more
"The emporor is naked!" The parade stopped. The emperor paused. A hush fellover the crowd, until one quick-thinking peasent shouted: "No, he isn't. The emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle!"
PS. Do not actually read this to your kids as...more
This book was something I could not resist purchasing, especially with the .95 price tag. The book.. well, it is pretty much what it claimed to be.
Each fairy tale is lovingly turned into a politically correct, and sanitized version of its formerly heathen self. I read the book with my boyfriend, each of us trading off stories between sips of beer. I would pretty much say that that is the best way to read the book.
Otherwise, well, the jokes get old rather quickly. Still, an amusing novelty read.
Each fairy tale is lovingly turned into a politically correct, and sanitized version of its formerly heathen self. I read the book with my boyfriend, each of us trading off stories between sips of beer. I would pretty much say that that is the best way to read the book.
Otherwise, well, the jokes get old rather quickly. Still, an amusing novelty read.
This is a hilarious little collection of re-told fairy tales. In his versions, Garner points out the "negative" cultural influences in each original story, such as sexism, class distinction based on wealth and other numerous stereotypes. The results are highly entertaining and contain new morals that are more relevant to today's audiences.
Patriarchal influence and the oppression of women are present in nearly all of the old fairy tales, something Garner explicitly points out. Stories that norma...more
Patriarchal influence and the oppression of women are present in nearly all of the old fairy tales, something Garner explicitly points out. Stories that norma...more
I'll ditto my friend's review, that these fairy tales included some immoralities and violence that were not part of the tales we grew up with. I try keep in mind that the violence level in fairy tales has gone up and down depending on the current culture where they are told. Fairy tales and myths, with their unknown origins, have permission to embody a cultural elasticity that is frowned upon in other literature that can be traced back to a specific source or author. I've heard/read (the proverb...more
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James Finn Garner is an American writer and satirist based in Chicago.[1] He is the author of Politically Correct Bedtime Stories,[2] Tea Party Fairy Tales, and Honk Honk, My Darling.
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“The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."
Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way.”
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Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way.”
“Alas, if worth be based on beauty,
Snow White has surpassed you, cutie.”
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