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    <![CDATA[Is There a Doctor in the House?<br/><br/>Say you’re at a party. You’ve had a martini or three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need to stay before going out for pizza. Suddenly you’re introduced to someone new, Dr. Nice Tomeetya. You forget the pizza. Now is the perfect time to bring up all those strange questions you’d like to ask during an office visit with your own doctor but haven’t had the guts (or more likely the time) to do so. You’re filled with liquid courage . . . now is your chance! If you’ve ever wanted to ask a doctor . . .<br/><br/>•How do people in wheelchairs have sex?<br/><br/>•Why do I get a killer headache when I suck down my milkshake too fast?<br/><br/>•Can I lose my contact lens inside my head forever?<br/><br/>•Why does asparagus make my pee smell?<br/><br/>•Why do old people grow hair on their ears?<br/><br/>•Is the old adage “beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer . . .” really true? <br/><br/>. . . then <em>Why Do Men Have Nipples?</em> is the book for you.<br/><br/>Compiled by Billy Goldberg, an emergency medicine physician, and Mark Leyner, bestselling author and well-known satirist, <em>Why Do Men Have Nipples?</em> offers real factual and really funny answers to some of the big questions about the oddities of our bodies.]]>
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    <body><![CDATA[Did I miss something here? I read the whole book (okay, ALMOST the whole book -- I admit I skipped over the nonsensical instant messaging transcipts that seem to make up the bulk of the text, as well as the silly chapter intros) and I wasn't floored. Or even wowed. Or even that impressed. <br/><br/>...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/9792866">more...</a>]]></body>
    
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    <![CDATA[Is There a Doctor in the House?<br/><br/>Say you’re at a party. You’ve had a martini or three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need to stay before going out for pizza. Suddenly you’re introduced to someone new, Dr. Nice Tomeetya. You forget the pizza. Now is the perfect time to bring up all those strange questions you’d like to ask during an office visit with your own doctor but haven’t had the guts (or more likely the time) to do so. You’re filled with liquid courage . . . now is your chance! If you’ve ever wanted to ask a doctor . . .<br/><br/>•How do people in wheelchairs have sex?<br/><br/>•Why do I get a killer headache when I suck down my milkshake too fast?<br/><br/>•Can I lose my contact lens inside my head forever?<br/><br/>•Why does asparagus make my pee smell?<br/><br/>•Why do old people grow hair on their ears?<br/><br/>•Is the old adage “beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer . . .” really true? <br/><br/>. . . then <em>Why Do Men Have Nipples?</em> is the book for you.<br/><br/>Compiled by Billy Goldberg, an emergency medicine physician, and Mark Leyner, bestselling author and well-known satirist, <em>Why Do Men Have Nipples?</em> offers real factual and really funny answers to some of the big questions about the oddities of our bodies.]]>
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    <body><![CDATA[ Totally lame. I thought it would be interesting. But mostly they just ask a bunch of interesting questions.. and manage to make the answers boring. Probably because a lot of the time the answer is like &quot;we aren't sure&quot; and then they make some smarmy dick jokes about it. They are like... u...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/17814912">more...</a>]]></body>
    
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    <![CDATA[Is There a Doctor in the House?<br/><br/>Say you’re at a party. You’ve had a martini or three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need to stay before going out for pizza. Suddenly you’re introduced to someone new, Dr. Nice Tomeetya. You forget the pizza. Now is the perfect time to bring up all those strange questions you’d like to ask during an office visit with your own doctor but haven’t had the guts (or more likely the time) to do so. You’re filled with liquid courage . . . now is your chance! If you’ve ever wanted to ask a doctor . . .<br/><br/>•How do people in wheelchairs have sex?<br/><br/>•Why do I get a killer headache when I suck down my milkshake too fast?<br/><br/>•Can I lose my contact lens inside my head forever?<br/><br/>•Why does asparagus make my pee smell?<br/><br/>•Why do old people grow hair on their ears?<br/><br/>•Is the old adage “beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer . . .” really true? <br/><br/>. . . then <em>Why Do Men Have Nipples?</em> is the book for you.<br/><br/>Compiled by Billy Goldberg, an emergency medicine physician, and Mark Leyner, bestselling author and well-known satirist, <em>Why Do Men Have Nipples?</em> offers real factual and really funny answers to some of the big questions about the oddities of our bodies.]]>
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    <body><![CDATA[I was disappointed with this book. I'd heard it was so funny, and had some sort of wisdom or at least interesting information. NPR adored it, of course. <br/><br/>I don't think the two authors are funny at all, especially the &quot;gross&quot; stuff (see the recipe for snot); a lot of the question...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/11723043">more...</a>]]></body>
    
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    <body><![CDATA[Do you really know why men have nipples? Is it bad to crack your knuckles? What causes shrinkage? This and soooo much more are answered in this book. As Goldberg explains, these are questions that many doctors wind up being asked when people at parties discover that there is a doctor in their midst....<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/24841613">more...</a>]]></body>
    
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    <body><![CDATA[How in the world did this get published?<br/><br/>The question/answers are mildly interesting. Unfortunately those only make up about 1/2 the book.  The rest is spectacularly failed attempts at being funny.  <br/><br/>I can only assume they didn't mean for those parts to be read at all, as it's ...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/81092806">more...</a>]]></body>
    
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    <body><![CDATA[yup, this is the book to refer to when you have stupid questions pop into your head when you are in the morning shower (come on, you have wondered where poo's unique color comes from...)<br/><br/>definitely a way to keep students interested when they say &quot;biology sucks...why do I have to take...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/39485899">more...</a>]]></body>
    
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    <![CDATA[Why Do Men Have Nipples? Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini]]>
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    <![CDATA[Is There a Doctor in the House?<br/><br/>Say you’re at a party. You’ve had a martini or three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need to stay before going out for pizza. Suddenly you’re introduced to someone new, Dr. Nice Tomeetya. You forget the pizza. Now is the perfect time to bring up all those strange questions you’d like to ask during an office visit with your own doctor but haven’t had the guts (or more likely the time) to do so. You’re filled with liquid courage . . . now is your chance! If you’ve ever wanted to ask a doctor . . .<br/><br/>•How do people in wheelchairs have sex?<br/><br/>•Why do I get a killer headache when I suck down my milkshake too fast?<br/><br/>•Can I lose my contact lens inside my head forever?<br/><br/>•Why does asparagus make my pee smell?<br/><br/>•Why do old people grow hair on their ears?<br/><br/>•Is the old adage “beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer . . .” really true? <br/><br/>. . . then <em>Why Do Men Have Nipples?</em> is the book for you.<br/><br/>Compiled by Billy Goldberg, an emergency medicine physician, and Mark Leyner, bestselling author and well-known satirist, <em>Why Do Men Have Nipples?</em> offers real factual and really funny answers to some of the big questions about the oddities of our bodies.]]>
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    <body><![CDATA[I like books that answer questions that everyone has but thinks there are no answers to. (Are there questions that have no answers? Isn't &quot;no one knows&quot; an answer?)<br/><br/>I really like the question and answer part of this book. All the questions are directed at an emergency room docto...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/34335348">more...</a>]]></body>
    
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    <body><![CDATA[A friend loaned me this book that hadn't much interested me in the first place. Some of the questions were actually interesting, but I didn't really like the authors' answers, I suppose. And they tried to be funny, forcibly so, which was very distracting. Other answers were too clinical to get much ...<a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/78102851">more...</a>]]></body>
    
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