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Objects of My Affection
by
Jill Smolinski (Goodreads Author)
In the humorous, heartfelt new novel by the author of The Next Thing on My List, a personal organizer must somehow convince a reclusive artist to give up her hoarding ways and let go of the stuff she’s hung on to for decades. Lucy Bloom is broke, freshly dumped by her boyfriend, and forced to sell her house to send her nineteen-year-old son to drug rehab. Although she’s lo...more
Hardcover, 310 pages
Published
May 1st 2012
by Touchstone
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May 22, 2012
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I have given up on this book about halfway through ... here's the breaking point at which I decided enough was enough ...
Lucy, the protagonist, has a flashback to a night when she was woken up by her teenage son, announcing that money was needed to pay for the cab in which he'd just arrived. She goes out, hands the guy three twenties for a $53 fare, whereupon he berates her for letting her son visit crack dens. Whoa! My first thought was, "I had no idea that cabbies are summoned to crack dens, w...more
Lucy, the protagonist, has a flashback to a night when she was woken up by her teenage son, announcing that money was needed to pay for the cab in which he'd just arrived. She goes out, hands the guy three twenties for a $53 fare, whereupon he berates her for letting her son visit crack dens. Whoa! My first thought was, "I had no idea that cabbies are summoned to crack dens, w...more
When we meet Lucy Bloom at the beginning of this book her life has become spartan. In order to send her only son to a drug rehabilitation centre she has sold her house, sold her belongings and even gave up her relationship. The only thing she has left is her beat up red sports car and an upcoming job interview to be a personal organizer. When she accepts the job she has no idea what she has let herself in for and when she meets the lady of the house, Marva she realizes she is going to earn every...more
There were some really great parts about this book. Like for instance the plot, most of the characters, the dialogue and the pace of the book. I thoroughly enjoyed those parts. The parts that I didn't appreciate were the parts with the intimacy and some of the other characters. I felt that the intimacy was way too graphic for a fiction novel. I can understand getting intimate without going into all of the details... I was uncomfortable listening to it- it was just awkward. Here we have this grea...more
I want to say first off that the cover of this book is so cute and fun! I was sold on this story by the cover and blurb and Ms. Smolinski pulled off a cool story. Lucy is a mom that loves her son and seems to let tragic things pass her by. I think for her to cope she puts up walls. I saw Lucy grow as a Mom, friend and lover. It was nice to see her take the steps she needed. I was laughing as Lucy and Marva get to know each other and develop a friendship. Daniel is a great guy and Nelson cracked...more
Hoarding seems to have become a national phenomena that seems to be growing in voyeuristic followers. Cable television is littered with shows that depict this sickness in ways that illustrate the people who hoard as crazy and demented. When I received Jill Smolinski's novel Objects of My Affection I was ready for a journey that I thought would remind me of such shows that I truly despise...I was wrong! Meet Lucy Bloom: Her troubled son's drug addiction has led her to sell most of her possessions...more
Right off the bat I am going to tell you I cannot stand Lucy Bloom only because I've seen enough Dr. Phil and Intervention episodes to know that she is doing absolutely everything wrong with her son. And it drives me NUTS through the entire book. But I will say that despite me wanting to smack Lucy up constantly, I eventually came around to liking her at the end because she finally gets it.
I loved the story line with Marva- she seems like a really fun crazy person you'd like to get drunk and ch...more
I loved the story line with Marva- she seems like a really fun crazy person you'd like to get drunk and ch...more
This book quickly became an object of my affection. I was surprised by how much I loved it. It was such a great story and I think most people can identify with both Lucy and Marva.
Lucy is middle aged, recently dumped, living at her friend's house, looking for work, and just checked her son in to rehab. Marva is a famous artist turned hoarding recluse. Marva's son hires Lucy, who is an organizational expert, to clean out his mother's house. While Marva is willing to have it done, like many hoarde...more
Lucy is middle aged, recently dumped, living at her friend's house, looking for work, and just checked her son in to rehab. Marva is a famous artist turned hoarding recluse. Marva's son hires Lucy, who is an organizational expert, to clean out his mother's house. While Marva is willing to have it done, like many hoarde...more
As a Certified Professional Organizer, I'm always dubious about fictionalized accounts of the work we do and the portrayal of our clients. I guess I'm protective of both my professional reputation and that of the people with whom I work. So, while I was interested in the book, I was on guard for signs that the topic was going to be sensationalized or stupid. For the most part, it wasn't.
Objects isn't great classic literature, but for Chick Lit, it's fairly well done. Lucy, the protagonist tells...more
Objects isn't great classic literature, but for Chick Lit, it's fairly well done. Lucy, the protagonist tells...more
“Objects of My Affection”
By Jill Smolinski
“Objects of My Affection” by Jill Smolinski is a novel that combines a professional organizer, a hoarder, a drug addict, romance, potential suicide and much more. At first glance, the novel seems to be an easy, entertaining read. Not so. After a few chapters, the real story begins to make the reader consider her life and objects with a new mindset.
Lucy Bloom is a broke, single parent who has been recently dumped by her boyfriend. She is forced to sell he...more
By Jill Smolinski
“Objects of My Affection” by Jill Smolinski is a novel that combines a professional organizer, a hoarder, a drug addict, romance, potential suicide and much more. At first glance, the novel seems to be an easy, entertaining read. Not so. After a few chapters, the real story begins to make the reader consider her life and objects with a new mindset.
Lucy Bloom is a broke, single parent who has been recently dumped by her boyfriend. She is forced to sell he...more
On the surface, Objects of My Affection is the story of Lucy Bloom-who just lost her job and her boyfriend, shares a bedroom with the four old daughter of her friend at her house where Lucy is staying, and has a teen age son with a serious drug problem that Lucy has trouble acknowledging. Out of desperation, Lucy takes a job clearing out the house of the eccentric and reclusive painter Marva Meier Rios, who has a hoarding problem that Marva has trouble facing (literally and figuratively). As Luc...more
Objects of My Affections is author Jill Smolinski's third novel.
I always enjoy looking at covers first, imagining what the story inside will be. Moving on and lots of baggage? And I wasn't far off.......
Lucy Bloom (loved the name) has seriously downsized - in fact she's sold just about everything she owned, including her house. Why? Well, her son Ash is an addict and she finally got him to go to a rehab, but needed the money to finance it.
Lucy had mild success with her initial book Things Are No...more
I always enjoy looking at covers first, imagining what the story inside will be. Moving on and lots of baggage? And I wasn't far off.......
Lucy Bloom (loved the name) has seriously downsized - in fact she's sold just about everything she owned, including her house. Why? Well, her son Ash is an addict and she finally got him to go to a rehab, but needed the money to finance it.
Lucy had mild success with her initial book Things Are No...more
Here is an easy read for anyone who wants something light, with a bit of humor and feelings thrown in for good measure. This story is about Lucy who had a boyfriend and now doesn't, had a son but had to put him in drug rehab, and once had a home but had to sell it to put her son in drug rehab. And, she's in her late 30's. It's not a real downer of a book, though, so don't give up. There is humor in this story.
Lucy takes a high-paying job to help a reclusive, eccentric, hoarder painter de-clutter...more
Lucy takes a high-paying job to help a reclusive, eccentric, hoarder painter de-clutter...more
Take two women. Each has a son, each has issues – different yet similar. One has spent her life doing things “her way” alienating many, becoming famous, losing a lover and finding out that things are more important to her than people. The other has given up everything, her home, her things her self-esteem to put her addict son into rehab. She, too, has lost a lover and feels that people are more worth holding on to than items.
What happens when these two meet and try to work together is a wonderf...more
What happens when these two meet and try to work together is a wonderf...more
This is a great book to read during spring cleaning time! The main character has wonderful antecdotes to share regarding organizing and getting rid of things. Having been hired to clear out the entire house of an eccentric, hoarding old lady, she has to find creative ways to pry stuff from the clutches of her difficult client. The job is a huge challenge but she needs the money as she just sold her home and all of her belongings to pay for her 19 year old son's drug treatment. If the job is fini...more
MY THOUGHTS
LOVED IT
This is the story of stuff and how that stuff creates memories and causes people to horde stuff so they don't lose the memories. When Lucy, the author of a book called Things Are Not People about organizing stuff, sells off everything to put her son, Ash, into rehab, she finds herself without the people she loves as well. Her boyfriend, Daniel, has left her and now Ash won't speak to her. Broke and homeless, Lucy is hired to help artist Marva Meier Rios clean up her hording wa...more
LOVED IT
This is the story of stuff and how that stuff creates memories and causes people to horde stuff so they don't lose the memories. When Lucy, the author of a book called Things Are Not People about organizing stuff, sells off everything to put her son, Ash, into rehab, she finds herself without the people she loves as well. Her boyfriend, Daniel, has left her and now Ash won't speak to her. Broke and homeless, Lucy is hired to help artist Marva Meier Rios clean up her hording wa...more
“objects of my affection” by Jill Smolinski, published by Touchstone.
Category – Fiction/Literature
Lucy Bloom has a lot of problems. She is divorced and just been dumped by her boyfriend and making matters even worse her son is a drug addict. She has sold her house and just about everything she owns to put him in a top notch drug rehabilitation program. She is living with her friend and is sleeping with her friend’s young daughter.
Life can’t get much worse.
Lucy sees a way out. She has written a b...more
Category – Fiction/Literature
Lucy Bloom has a lot of problems. She is divorced and just been dumped by her boyfriend and making matters even worse her son is a drug addict. She has sold her house and just about everything she owns to put him in a top notch drug rehabilitation program. She is living with her friend and is sleeping with her friend’s young daughter.
Life can’t get much worse.
Lucy sees a way out. She has written a b...more
A humorous look at a down-on-her-luck organizer, Lucy Bloom, who takes on the daunting challenge of defusing the "professional hoarder" and eccentric artist Marva Meier Rios' Craftman's style home of excess clutter - some useless and some worth a great deal of cash. Lucy, who just wrote a book, that bombed in sales, on organizing your home not only has to be more than good at her job but also be discreet. Heaven forbid if a newspaper reporter would get a juicy story out of Marva's mess! Lucy's c...more
I'm not sure I groaned aloud or not- internally I groaned as I listened... The book is about a famous artist who is also a hoarder. She is trying to get her affairs in order so she can commit suicide. As the reader, you figure this out long before the characters do. Naturally she has a snotty son who seems detached and greedy- Naturally Lucy, who is hired to do the decluttering is recovering from a relationship and falls in lust with one of the workers... No surprise that she has to reconnect wi...more
Hoarding is a hot topic. There are television shows, magazine articles and now this book that address hoarders and their problems. Lucy Bloom is a professional organizer who wrote a book titled "Things Are Not People." It catches the attention of Will Meier. His mother is Marva Meier Rios, a famous painter who is also a hoarder. Lucy has sold everything to send her teen age son to rehab in Florida. She needs the money and takes the job. One of the many catches to the job is that Marva must see e...more
Ms. Smolinski’s prose flows easily and her writing has a very conversational flavor to it—it almost feels like Lucy, the main character, is sitting with you and telling you her story. I think Lucy would be a kick to spend an afternoon with! I found the book easy to engage with and compelling enough to keep me reading.
While the story focused on a hoarder (a big topic on reality TV these days), it was really about relationships. Although some of the characters were a bit quirky, they all had misse...more
While the story focused on a hoarder (a big topic on reality TV these days), it was really about relationships. Although some of the characters were a bit quirky, they all had misse...more
I received a copy of
Objects of My Affection
courtesy of the publisher, and after reading a brief plot outline I was really excited to receive it. Unfortunately, despite the interesting idea, it didn't work for me.
The story is that of Lucy, a divorced single mother whose life is in a tailspin. Her 19 year old son is in a drug rehab facility, she was forced to sell her home to pay for said rehab, her long-term boyfriend has left her, and she's lost her job. Luckily, an opportunity arises and she's...more
The story is that of Lucy, a divorced single mother whose life is in a tailspin. Her 19 year old son is in a drug rehab facility, she was forced to sell her home to pay for said rehab, her long-term boyfriend has left her, and she's lost her job. Luckily, an opportunity arises and she's...more
Jul 09, 2012
Bonita
rated it
4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for:
18 and older
Recommended to Bonita by:
Fiction Lit.com
Objects Of My Affection
By: Jill Smolinski
Genre: Romance Fiction
Reviewed by: Bonita L. Ledzius
Reviewed on July 9, 2012
Published by: Simon & Schuster
Published in: 2012
The world is spinning out of control for Lucy Bloom. Her son is in drug rehab in Florida, which she paid for by selling her home. The book she wrote about organizing you life and home is a failure as far as sales go. The man Lucy has loved for two years has left, because of her son’s drug addiction, and now she has lost her job a...more
By: Jill Smolinski
Genre: Romance Fiction
Reviewed by: Bonita L. Ledzius
Reviewed on July 9, 2012
Published by: Simon & Schuster
Published in: 2012
The world is spinning out of control for Lucy Bloom. Her son is in drug rehab in Florida, which she paid for by selling her home. The book she wrote about organizing you life and home is a failure as far as sales go. The man Lucy has loved for two years has left, because of her son’s drug addiction, and now she has lost her job a...more
Kind of a loopy story that I ended up liking. Lucy Bloom is the mother of an adult son who is a drug addict. She sold everything, including her house to send the kid to rehab. Needing a job, she got a certification as a personal organizer. Lucy is hired by the son of a famous, but reclusive artist (Marva) to de-hoard Marva’s house. How hard can it be? Lucy wonders. Well, if you have ever watched Hoarders on TV, you know how hard it can be. The story deals with hoarding in a realistic way and Luc...more
When Lucy Bloom, personal organizer, sells her home and most of her possessions to afford her son Ash's drug rehab, she needs a job that will bring in enough to finance her new life.
Her new job turns out to be the most challenging one she's had: oversee the decluttering of a "hoarder" artist's home, and do it discreetly. The downside is she has a very limited time to accomplish the task, but if she does, she'll receive a huge bonus.
It sounds fairly straightforward, but soon Lucy discovers that h...more
Her new job turns out to be the most challenging one she's had: oversee the decluttering of a "hoarder" artist's home, and do it discreetly. The downside is she has a very limited time to accomplish the task, but if she does, she'll receive a huge bonus.
It sounds fairly straightforward, but soon Lucy discovers that h...more
When I read the jacket info on this book, I had to dive in. Like the protagonist, I have a hoarder in my life. Fiction is a great way to inform the public about this topic. Much of the information provided about hoarding is accurate. It was refreshing to see a happy ending for someone with the condition, although I'm doubtful that it is an accurate or typical outcome.
A professional organizer, who is really an untrained woman brinking on financial and emotional disaster, takes a high-paying gig t...more
A professional organizer, who is really an untrained woman brinking on financial and emotional disaster, takes a high-paying gig t...more
You think you have problems? Poor Lucy Bloom is broke, homeless, jobless, her boyfriend has dumped her, and her son is in rehab for his drug addiction. She has the prospect of a job clearing the clutter out of an elderly artist’s home, but that is easier said than done and Lucy’s road to happiness is blocked by debris. This tale is an interesting one, if you have clutter concerns, but it could have used some serious editing. It gets a bit repetitive and you’ll guess the ending long before you ge...more
Sometimes I don't like to read books that include a topic that hits too close to home. I was nervous about the topic of hoarding. I'm not a hoarder. I'm just a normal mom with a big family who wishes her house was a bit cleaner and a bit less cluttered. But watching Hoarders on TV makes me very uncomfortable. I get up and start cleaning and throwing things away. I just have this visceral reaction to the show.
So I had a bit of a conundrum. Do I read this? Will it make me uncomfortable?
Well it did...more
So I had a bit of a conundrum. Do I read this? Will it make me uncomfortable?
Well it did...more
The blurb advertising this book marked it as a humorously told tale, and I didn't think it was funny at all. It treated some really serious subjects: mental illness, drug addiction, suicide, and the way we twist the truth inside our heads to suit us. I had the audio, and the narrator really bugged too --it waslike she continually had a frog in her throat. You know when teen pop singers have that little catch in their voice to sound more emotional? She did that The. Whole. Time. Really distractin...more
I enjoyed the book and its balance of what (or who) has meaning to us. Smolinski includes people and experiences, not just things, as recipients of our attention and affection. That created greater interest and enjoyment of the book and its story lines.
In order to finish the book in time for our book club, I made my husband listen to the book with me during our commute together. He liked it so much that he wanted to listen to it when we got home--even though he missed the first two thirds of th...more
In order to finish the book in time for our book club, I made my husband listen to the book with me during our commute together. He liked it so much that he wanted to listen to it when we got home--even though he missed the first two thirds of th...more
Cute story. Sort of a chick-lit novel for the over 40 set. Main character is a single mom. Her teenaged son is in drug rehab. She takes a job as a personal organizer to help a famous artist who has become a hoarder. She really needs the money from this job because she literally had to sell everything she owned (except her car and some clothes) to pay for her son's rehab. Most of the story is fun. Her relationship with her son is a struggle to read though. I think that's the point, but it made me...more
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