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Lepers and Mannequins (New Bizarro Author Series)

3.77  ·  Rating Details  ·  22 Ratings  ·  6 Reviews
It's been three years since the last harvest, and the lepers are preparing once again to wage war on the mannequins for spare parts-prosthetic limbs they need to rebuild themselves. Jaundice (a female mannequin) and Quall (a male leper) have fallen in love in the midst of this war, forcing them to confront and redefine the nature of loyalty and betrayal. An absurd and trag ...more
Paperback, 108 pages
Published November 12th 2011 by Eraserhead Press
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Dan Schwent
Dec 14, 2011 Dan Schwent rated it liked it
Shelves: 2011, bizarro
The mannequins and the lepers are at war. It's too bad Quall, a leper, has fallen in love with Jaundice, a mannequin. Can their love conquer all or will they be destroyed?

Yeah, I may be risking my man card on this but my favorite bizarro stories seem to be the love stories. This one is a bizarro retelling of Romeo and Juliet. Only Romeo is a leper and Juliet is a mannequin.

Eric Beeny's writing is quite good, very good, in fact, considering this is his first novel. The story flowed very naturally
May 26, 2012 Gabriel rated it it was ok
Do you like The Road?
The Road?
Yes, that post-apocalyptic book -
Hold on, you used too many syllables ...
Book about death and carrying on.
This one is written in the same style.
Well, almost. I mean, he does use quotation marks. And there is an actual arc here, characters do grow (or fall apart or both). So in that way it's better. But really, it's the same.

Do you like Romeo and Juliet?
Wait, what?
Shakespeare's play about -
I know what you're talking about. Just, why? I mea
Spike Marlowe
Jan 16, 2012 Spike Marlowe rated it it was amazing
Lepers and Mannequin is a love story between Quall, a leper, and Jaundice, a mannequin. Set against the backdrop of a war between the lepers and mannequins, this book is dark and funny, heartbreaking and heartwarming. It’s also an examination of our relationships with our bodies, what it means to be human and how we relate with “the other.”

Of course, as part of the New Bizarro Author Series, this book is also great Bizarro, with eye-grabbing images, mind-bending ideas, strange events and pure en
J.W. Wargo
Nov 09, 2012 J.W. Wargo rated it really liked it
Well tear off my arm and call me a fucking nubby! There's a war going on, but it ain't about oil. Oh hell no, there's something more important on the minds of the lepers, and it's BODY PARTS. Who's got all the parts? The mankins do.

You know, mankins! Normally, they're hanging out in clothing stores modelling the latest fashions, but these ones spend their days migrating from lodge to lodge in an effort to stay one step ahead of their decaying hunters.

Lepers think mankins should be subser
R.A. Harris
Oct 21, 2012 R.A. Harris rated it really liked it
A romance set against a backdrop of war between two societies totally dependent upon one another for meaning... sounds like an allegory if ever I read one.

Jaundice, a mannequin, and Quall, a leper, have an illicit relationship. Told from both perspectives, the plot precipitates nicely, keeping you turning the page to find out the next bit of information.

Well written prose, strange characters, believable dialogue. The book ticks all the right boxes. In parts funny and in others tragic, the story
Mar 25, 2012 J.A. rated it really liked it
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Eric Beeny is the author of THE DYING BLOOM (Pangur Ban Party, 2009), SNOWING FIREFLIES (Folded Word Press, 2010), OF CREATURES (Gold Wake Press, 2010), MILK LIKE A MELTED GHOST (Thumbscrews Press, 2011), PSEUDO-MASOCHISM (Anonymosity Press, 2011), HOW MUCH THE JAW WEIGHS (Anonymosiity Press, 2011), LEPERS AND MANNEQUINS (Eraserhead Press, 2011), and some other things.
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