The Hunger Pains: A Parody

The Hunger Pains: A Parody

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WINNING MEANS WEALTH, FAME, AND A LIFE OF THERAPY LOSING MEANS DEATH, BUT ALSO FAME! THIS IS THE HUNGER PAINS When Kantkiss Neverclean replaces her sister as a contestant on the Hunger Games—the second-highest-rated reality TV show in Peaceland, behind Extreme Home Makeover—she has no idea what to expect. Having lived her entire life in the telemarketing district’s worst n...more
Paperback, 157 pages
Published February 7th 2012 by Touchstone
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Ta§chima Cullen
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I finally made it through that. It was hard to make myself read till the very end, but I managed it! I give myself props for that, and I will tell you why.

First off, this was supposed to be a parody am I not correct? Well, where is the funny? I can count the amount of times I CHUCKLED while reading this book with one of my hands. I have a sense of humor, I am not one of those readers who gets offended if someone makes a joke about a book I like, but if...more
Sophia
As much as I love The Hunger Games, and don't get me wrong, I LOVE The Hunger Games, there were some obvious flaws in the series. and while about 60% of this book was crass potty humor, the remaining 40% had me laughing my head off. This gets you some strange looks in science class, where you have to tell the people sitting next to you you're laughing at the corny jokes the teacher's making about tectonic plates.

Things I loved:

Kantkiss totally MOCKS the whole first-person situation. FINALLY som...more
Jordan
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Haaaaaaalala, c'est bien la première fois de ma vie que je pleure dix fois de rire en lisant un livre ! Hamburger Games est une pure parodie, pleine d'anecdotes hyper amusantes, qui m'a complètement détendu ! Sincèrement, j'ai ri à pratiquement chaque page ! Il y a toujours un élément très drôle caché quelque part. C'est vraiment excellent !
L'héroïne du roman est Capriss, amoureuse d'Herpès, et elle est... Comment dire... Spéciale. Et très, très blonde (...more
Shawn
For how this book started it wasn't too bad. If you're "team Peta" I advise that you not read this parody, unless you have a good sense of humor.

What I really enjoyed about this book was that it pointed out a few really comical angles on certain topics that I found strange in the book as well. Given the choice between Gale and Peta I would have picked Gale. This book has an entertaining way of pointing out just why that is. Gale is strong and brave and supports his family. Peta is kind of usele...more
Kelly
*****Contains Spoliers*****

I recommend this book to anyone who is a fan of The Hunger Games. Yes, it's making fun of one of the best books ever, but it had me laughing out loud. I'm glad no one was around when I was reading this because they probably would have thought I was crazy.

I loved the characters names: Kantkiss Neverclean, Effu Poorpeople, Buttitch Totalapathy, Cinnabon...

If you don't find yourself saying: "May da odds be eva in ya fava, mon," outloud at least three times with a Jamaican...more
Amy
I wanted to like this book, but sadly I found the 15 pages I have read so far completely stupid. I'm not even sure I am going to be able to read the rest of it.
Mae
Feb 22, 2013 Mae added it Recommends it for: Open-minded individuals
Recommended to Mae by: An English teacher who reads a lot and has a dry sense of humour
Shelves: spin-off
I don't read many parodies, so please bear with my thoughts on this book.
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Even when misfortune falls onto Kantkiss, by sheer dumb luck everything turns out right for her in the end. And her stupidity helps her no less! Incredulous!
I enjoyed the cultural references to Battle Royale, Bob Marley, Hulk, and Of Mice and Men. Particularly Battle Royale - I love the comparison between The Hunger Games and Battle Royale; especially when it's pointed out the only difference is that The Hun
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Chelsea N
Blech.

I really get into parodies. I really do! But this one was just so awful. I laughed maybe once...ok twice. The stupidity had me rolling my eyes every second. I really enjoyed their other book, Nightlight. Probably cause there wasn’t any fart jokes. I mean come on…there was one like every other paragraph. It got really old, really fast.

Pita annoyed the hell out of me. I was secretly hoping he would die. He was this fat baker’s son who could barely walk without needing to take a moment to res...more
Cooper
This book is, hands down the funniest book I have ever read. Alot of the jokes are funny even if you never read "The Hunger Games", but you will get the most enjoyment if you have. withount reading Hunger Games first it might seem lacking, but I wish the book kept on going. Katness Everdean now named Kantkiss Neverclean (Yes the named are funny) Is "dumb" (more or less) in this vertion and Peta (Now Pita) Is Fat. In this book the Hunger Games makes you famous and is hoped upon, so the contestent...more
Alexandra
The Hunger Pains: A Parody by The Harvard Lampoon is an amazing and hilarious book. This is quite possibly the funniest book I have ever read, and is also one of my absolute favorites.

This book is practically a page-by-page spoof of The Hunger Games. Every character that you know and love (or know and hate) is in this, but with a different name. For example, the protagonist of this book is not Katniss Everdeen, but it is Kantkiss Neverclean.

This book is completely random at times and will make y...more
Michelle Shipe
A step above the Nightlight: A Parody (Twilight). I only wanted to read this book because of how much I enjoyed The Hunger Games. This book takes the main character in The Hunger Games Katniss Everdeen and makes her character in this parody book named Kantkiss NeverClean. Kantkiss NeverClean is an unknowing uneducated in any shape or form character who does not really understand the difference between right and wrong. She does things she believes are correct but does not understand how people co...more
Kristina_h
MAJOR SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The book was really funny. But it got even better in the arena and became LOL funny. The only problem I had was that they switched up the careers deaths a little bit, and didnt make it clear who was who, since they switched names for comedy purposes. They dont mention cato. at the end its Pita, Kantkiss(hehe), and Archie Nemesis. I believe Archie is marvel because in the training center scenes they briefly say he was in district one and a blond girl from his distric...more
Lilian Cheng
I'm a fan of The Hunger Games series (and yes, I read it before the movie because I'm so hipster), and when I saw The Hunger Pains: A Parody at the library-I just had to grab it off the shelf. It looked like a perfect short read (though fourteen bucks for such a tiny book baffles me.) I've read The Harvard Lampoon's Twilight parody titled Nightlight , so I had an idea of what I was getting into: ridiculousness. Imagine 5% of the original Hunger Games mixed with lame fart jokes, Saturday Night L...more
Abby
Let me start off by saying that I am one of the biggest Hunger Games fans that are out there. I've read these books countless times, seen the movie (don't judge) eight times in theaters, I've laughed and cried so much throughout this trilogy it's insane. I praise Suzanne Collins like a God. I even cry at how perfect Josh Hutcherson is... and you think I'm kidding...
I am the crazy fan girl that I promised I'd never become.
That being said, I picked up this parody and ate it up.
The Harvard Lampoon...more
Kayla
Maybe it's that I really enjoyed reading The Hunger Games and don't appreciate such a good book being dissed or maybe it's just that I didn't like the parody. In my opinion, this book was just awful. It was really hard to get through this book because it was just so bad. What made it bad was that the the puns weren't even funny. Rue was an infant named Run who was also a genius and an assassin, the games started off at the Cornucrapia, Pita's injury was a tiny cut on his pointer finger, Kantkiss...more
Kathryn
When I was at my Sci-Fi Fantasy Book Club a few weeks ago, I heard that the Harvard Lampoon had done a parody of The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins. Having read The Hunger Games (twice) and seen the movie (once), and being a long-time lover of stuff that The Harvard Lampoon spits out, I just had to read this parody.

In this parody, young Kantkiss Neverclean lives in District 12, the poorest district in Peaceland and also the telemarketing district. She lives in the worst neighborhood of the Dist...more
Miranda
My friend got me this book for my birthday because she knows I am a huge Hunger Games fan. Good thing about this book is that it's really short so I read it all in less than a day... Also if it was any longer i'd be really annoyed.

So here is a quick review-

It was... Ok. Was it funny? Sure. There were some really funny parts, I never laughed out loud while reading this, but it kept me entertained. BUT- also stuff I HATED- like the Battle Royale references and how they prayed to the president and...more
Kathleen (Kat) Smith
Yes, that's right! You've read the title correctly! The Harvard Lampoon has taken the book The Hunger Games and made a parody out of it. For those of you that love The Hunger Games and aren't afraid of some great humor along the way, then you will LOVE this book.

In this complete parody on literally everything associated with the Hunger Games, we find ourselves being introduced to District 12's Kantkiss Neverclean who is on her way to meet Carol Handsomestein for a little hunting practice to gain...more
Fancywaffle7
The story takes place in the dreary District 12, opening on a scene as the main character, Kantkiss Neverclean, is waking up to the sounds of a growling stomach. She explains briefly about the events that take place on Super Fun Day which just so happens to be that day.
Through-out the story the Harvard Lampoon writes witty, funny conversations and scenarios about Kantkiss and her other companions.
You start to like this version of Katniss better than the real, stuck up one from Hunger Games....more
Isabella
The Hunger Pains by The Harvard Lampoon is, as you would expect, a parody the of the popular novel The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins. Just by looking at the cover of this book compared to the cover of The Hunger Games, you can tell how hilarious it's going to be.
The book follows Kantkiss Neverclean (note the name change compared to the protagonist of The Hunger Games name- Katniss Everdeen) who is chosen to compete in The Hunger Games, which is the second highest rated reality t.v. show in...more
Selin
Bu yorumu blogumda da bulabilirsiniz :)
Heyecanla aldığım bu kitabında bitiminde büyük bir hayal kırıklığı yaşadım. Parodilerden çok şey beklememek gerekir ama en azından komik olmalıydı,birazcık bile komik değildi. Anlayamadığım koskoca seriden çıkara çıkara bu espirileri mi çıkardı?
Komikten çok hani küçük çocukların kaka deyip gülmeleri tarzı bir mizah anlayışı vardı yazarın,açıkçası ne durumdayken yazmış merak etmedim değil,tabii elalemin ülkesinde türk kahvesi yok ki içsin ayılsın...
Pegasus y...more
Annie Brewer
So this review is gonna be shorter than normal! I normally don't read these parody books because they're stupid. But Ummmmm this book was ummm....Fucking hilarious!! I went to bed the last couple of nights with a pain in my stomach from laughing so hard. I even cried real tears!!! I probably have a sick sense of humor. But what the Hell, laughing is the best medicine! This book was genius! Seriously I loved it. The premise was the same but also different. The characters were the Freakin bomb!! T...more
Lisa Rene
May 01, 2012 Lisa Rene rated it 2 of 5 stars
Recommended to Lisa Rene by: Danielle Wallace
Juvenile Humor. There were some fairly funny parts, the names of certain characters and districts for instance. However, the main points that had been primarily parodied (the "teen- romance" aspect and Kantkiss' boycraziness especially), I feel were less the point of the original and so came across more asinine than anything else under the funhouse-scope. And actually, if we are being completely honest, disrespectful to Suzanne Collins.

This was a very quick read, less than two hundred pages. It...more
Catalina
This book seemed to be having an internal struggle concerning whether it was trying to be clever or stupid. Though it did have the occasional redeeming moment, giving a few lines of legitimate commentary on the original book and a sparse helping of witty quips, it generally seemed to resign itself to the latter of these strategies. However, I feel as though criticizing it based on its asinine execution may be a bit unreasonable considering it’s a parody and therefore really isn’t supposed to be...more
Nikole
So, this is not my usual reading fare. While I do have a decent sense of humor in other aspects of my life…I tend to lean towards the humorless when it comes to reading. I also tend to stay away from Parodies…just, not my thing. Perhaps after about the 1,000 Scary Movie spin off I lost my taste for that sort of thing…

But thanks to a well meaning best friend who knew I enjoyed The Hunger Games trilogy..this book, cleverly disguised as a Christmas present, found its way into my ever growing stack...more
Emily D
Contrary to the other reveiws on here, I don't think the Hunger Pains was that bad! The humor was a little dumb and lacking at times and we can all agree that Katniss (Kantkiss-yeah yeah, very funny) was a complete idiot- but I found it at times really funny!
Things that I liked:
-Right off the bat, I would like to acknowledge that someone actually made a parody out of this! I know if I were writing this book I would be afraid of a lot of the negativity put out there by the mega fans.
-Sense of h...more
Ross Kennedy
As with all of the Harvard Lampoons Novels, The Hunger Pains was a hilarious book to read. Being a parody of the Hunger Games it follows the same plot, 24 kids trying to assassinate each other for the Capitals amusement, dramatic fight scenes etc., but with a new twist. The main characters name is Katpiss Neverclean, a girl from district 12 whose father died in a telemarketing accident. She is chosen for the hunger games. The hunger games originally started with a field day idea but after a coup...more
Stephanie
Another excellent parody of a popular work, courtesy of the Harvard Lampoon.

Kankiss Neverclean is selected to join the Hunger Games, the second-highest rated reality show behind a home make-over series. While there, Kantkiss' main problems seem to stem from the fact that she is a huge slob with no sex appeal - despite the fact that she is in love with Carol Handsomestein back home; Pita Malarkey, the overweight champion who always smells like she could take a bite out of him; and Archie Nemesis,...more
Brina
Vor einiger Zeit habe ich die drei Bände von "Die Tribute von Panem" gelesen und war eher mäßig begeistert. Da ich aber bereits die Trilogie nicht wirklich ernst nehmen konnte und öfters mal über gewisse Situationen unfreiwillig schmunzeln musste, war ich natürlich begeistert, als ich erfahren habe, dass es eine Parodie zu den Büchern gibt. Also ging es in den nächsten Buchladen und schon lag "Die Trantüten von Panem" auf meinem Schreibtisch.

The Harvard Lampoon ist eine Satire-Zeitschrift, die v...more
Brina
Vor einiger Zeit habe ich die drei Bände von "Die Tribute von Panem" gelesen und war eher mäßig begeistert. Da ich aber bereits die Trilogie nicht wirklich ernst nehmen konnte und öfters mal über gewisse Situationen unfreiwillig schmunzeln musste, war ich natürlich begeistert, als ich erfahren habe, dass es eine Parodie zu den Büchern gibt. Also ging es in den nächsten Buchladen und schon lag "Die Trantüten von Panem" auf meinem Schreibtisch.

The Harvard Lampoon ist eine Satire-Zeitschrift, die v...more
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