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Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
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Jarod Kintz (Goodreads Author)
Cupid, that chubby cherub love dispenser, is dead. But before he died, he appointed me his apprentice in love.
I loved Cupid, and that was precisely why I killed him. I strangled him. Then I shot him 17 times with his heart-shaped arrows.
Then I burned his body while I roasted and toasted marshmallows and toasted to the good times he brought to the world.
Then I took his a...more
I loved Cupid, and that was precisely why I killed him. I strangled him. Then I shot him 17 times with his heart-shaped arrows.
Then I burned his body while I roasted and toasted marshmallows and toasted to the good times he brought to the world.
Then I took his a...more
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Jarod Kintz talks about love in ways I never thought were possible, and am pretty sure still aren't. If you need some ideas about love, read this book. If you memorize these quotes and repeat them everywhere in public, the opposite sex will flock to you. I did, and now there are a bunch of ewes following me everywhere. But I don't mind. They keep me warm at night, and I have someone to read this book to - even if they don't understand a single word in it.
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I've been rejected by the finest creative writing program, and also the not so finest creative writing program.
The first rejection was from the University of Iowa's MFA program, possibly the best creative writing program in the universe, and the second rejection was by the University of Wyoming's MFA program--the anti number one writing program in the universe.
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The first rejection was from the University of Iowa's MFA program, possibly the best creative writing program in the universe, and the second rejection was by the University of Wyoming's MFA program--the anti number one writing program in the universe.
There are more cattle than people in...more
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“She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you" with "May I take your order?”
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“You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down.”
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