false http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1182544418m/1292496.jpg 128495 2 <I>So this vampire walks into a bar...</I>Yes, it sounds like the beginning of a bad joke, but it's just another night in the never-ending life of Marty Kowalski. With his trademark slogan -- "There's a sucker born every minute" -- this blood-drinking bachelor has managed to talk half the mortal world into joining the graveyard shift. Now vampires outnumber humans, and Marty is so bored he could die -- again. With modern conveniences like synthetic blood and Mr. Plasma machines, the thrill of the hunt is gone. Especially for Marty, who's starting to wonder if he should just settle down, maybe start a family. Hey, it could happen. But is this confirmed nightcrawler fully prepared to adopt -- and raise -- a human of his own?<P> 1281591 2004 Vamped: A Novel total:266|5:92|4:72|3:71|2:24|1:7| 266 1016 478 54 4 1 false false Thu Mar 06 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Thu Mar 06 12:29:59 -0800 2008 Wed Nov 04 08:41:42 -0800 2009 "...a darkly humorous tale of the struggle between two of literature's most horrifying creatures: a vampire and a little girl."

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