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Too Old to be a Hooker, Too Young to be a Madam

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An erotic romantic novel.
A novel inspired by true events is a racy fantasia. It s a vivid portrait of April Moon, the charismatic Jewish American temptress born and bred in Beverly Hills, seduced by the lure of Laurel Canyon. Join the original flower child and her extra wannabe starlet party princesses on their journey of dangerous liaisons with the bold, the buffed and th
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Paperback, 383 pages
Published June 28th 2011 by Oral Canyon International Publishing
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Erma Steppe



I was lucky to win this interesting novel. This is not a boring book. You would have to read it in one sitting if it contained pictures.:) The lady this book has been based on has burned through a lifetime in such a short time.I think in a way that's sad. I also believed she has done it her way and that's okay.

I did enjoy the quote, "Like dangling raw meat before a starving dog". A reference a man made regarding his addiction to alchol.
















Melissa
**** Received from Goodreads Giveaways*****

I think this book is going to have readers out there that will love it, but it's not for every reader.

If you are the type of reader who likes a book with a clear beginning, middle, ending and with a pretty clear well written plot then this probably isn't your type of book.

I found this book to be a bit to random for me, and sometimes hard to follow. It could be a fun read with a character who does and says what she wants, even to her own detriment. I di
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Pam Blankenzee
Great book. Great characters
Amanda
The characters were interesting (to say the least). I laughed out loud at times. Quite enjoyable read. Sad at points since the main character, April, has lived her life in a short span however it has been a full life. Recommended book. I received this book for free through Goodreads First Reads.
Annie
I love these kind of books. I won this through Good Reads. Definitely keeps your interest, plus just a fun kind of book.
Lea
Self-indulgent nonsense with no plot.
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To escape those middle minded people

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