Smut
by
Alan Bennett
Two unexpected tales written and read by the bestselling author of The Uncommon Reader, Untold Stories and The History Boys.
The Greening of Mrs. Donaldson
Mrs. Donaldson is a conventional middle-class woman beached on the shores of widowhood after a marriage that had been much like many others: happy to begin with, then satisfactory and finally dull. But when she decides t
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Smut!
Smut smut!
Smut smut smut smut smut!
SMUUUTTTTT!
Smut.
But I digress (smut!). I've been reading through Alan Bennett's fiction lately (avoiding his plays for some reason, but I should probably read them too), and I couldn't resist a title or a cover like this. Smut! Teacup sex! And two stories:
Slightly smutty: To supplement her income, the widowed title character in "The Greening of Mrs. Donaldson" volunteers as a test patient for medical students and rents out her spare room to a...more
Smut!
Smut smut!
Smut smut smut smut smut!
SMUUUTTTTT!
Smut.
But I digress (smut!). I've been reading through Alan Bennett's fiction lately (avoiding his plays for some reason, but I should probably read them too), and I couldn't resist a title or a cover like this. Smut! Teacup sex! And two stories:
Slightly smutty: To supplement her income, the widowed title character in "The Greening of Mrs. Donaldson" volunteers as a test patient for medical students and rents out her spare room to a...more
I hesitate not giving this book five stars. I didn't, though not for some lack in the quality of Bennett's writing, wit of storytelling, ingenuity of plot, or the amount of pleasure I had in reading these two short, but without doubt, simple, rich stories, but because I reserve that rating for only those books that are utterly life changing. While Bennett is a brilliant writer, and Smut is a charming account of the tawdry details in constrained WASP living, it will not fundamentally alter anythi...more
Alan Bennett's twofer, titled Smut: Two Unseemly Stories has an unjudgmental touch with much sympathy for his characters, and he wields it lightly here. In one story, a widow joins a local teaching hospital as a diagnostic aid; the professor is attracted to her; the students think her 'cool' because she has allowed her bedsit tenants to perform sex acts in her presence in lieu of rent. Bennett explores sexual awakening in middle age: the widow is impressed by the versatility and energy of the yo...more
"Bennett back to Talking Heads Excellence"
Don't take this book at title value : whilst there is a strong sexual content in Alan Bennett's wryly observant "Smut", the keyhole on the front cover should suggest to you that what goes on behind locked doors, tasteless it is not; it is also not, as Bennett would have us understand, beyond the ordinary.
In his first story, Bennett takes us back to his Talking Heads best, and if you haven't already read Talking Heads then I suggest you do so, or at least...more
Don't take this book at title value : whilst there is a strong sexual content in Alan Bennett's wryly observant "Smut", the keyhole on the front cover should suggest to you that what goes on behind locked doors, tasteless it is not; it is also not, as Bennett would have us understand, beyond the ordinary.
In his first story, Bennett takes us back to his Talking Heads best, and if you haven't already read Talking Heads then I suggest you do so, or at least...more
After my great enjoyment of The Uncommon Reader, I decided I really needed to track down some more Alan Bennett. And Smut happened to be available through Audible, so I decided to spend my credit on it. Normally I am very wary of authors reading their own work (for example, someone needs to tell Barbara Kingsolver that she's a really good author but she needs to leave the audio narration to a professional). However, Alan Bennett does a great job on this one. Perhaps it's his mild, unexcitable na...more
I picked up this book basically by chance while on a visit to my neighborhood public library, so I should mention right off the bat I didn't pay for it. Also, if you're looking for a synopsis of the stories in the book, I'll let you know right now you should look somewhere else. I make it a point not to write a synopsis of any book I review -- instead, I share my observations as a reader and a writer. Don't despair if you were looking for a synopsis though, since the vast majority of 'reviews' o...more
Bennett, Alan (2010-2011). Smut: Stories. New York: Picador. 2012. ISBN 1846685265. Pagine 214. 7,78 €
Un lettore onnivoro e impenitente si deve aspettare di tutto dai suoi impulsi. Anche di essere indotto a comprare e a leggere un libro da Facebook. La storia è questa (anche se su FB tutto è ultrapubblico tacerò i nomi): il 27 luglio 2012 un’amica (nell’accezione FB ma, mi auguro, anche in quella più ampia della vita reale) pubblica il seguente “aggiornamento di stato”: «Eh sì. Per me, letturine...more
Un lettore onnivoro e impenitente si deve aspettare di tutto dai suoi impulsi. Anche di essere indotto a comprare e a leggere un libro da Facebook. La storia è questa (anche se su FB tutto è ultrapubblico tacerò i nomi): il 27 luglio 2012 un’amica (nell’accezione FB ma, mi auguro, anche in quella più ampia della vita reale) pubblica il seguente “aggiornamento di stato”: «Eh sì. Per me, letturine...more
How could any reader not love Bennett? Ever since The Madness of King George and An Uncommon Reader I’ve been a huge fan. I felt like Smut was an epic example of a writing style that’s matured beautifully. Coming of age stories are always the great stuff of books but coming of age for an older character is even more heroic. You want them to evolve and be the change because a wasted life is so tragic.
The two stories are brilliant (though I did rather The Greening of Mrs. Donaldson). Due to widow...more
The two stories are brilliant (though I did rather The Greening of Mrs. Donaldson). Due to widow...more
“Smut: two unseemly stories” is, as the title suggests, an omnibus of two short stories by English author and actor, Alan Bennett. The first story is The Greening of Mrs Donaldson. Mrs Donaldson, recently widowed, finds herself a little short on cash and decides to take a student couple as lodgers. When they find themselves unable to pay the rent, they come to a novel arrangement with their landlady. Mrs Donaldson’s other source of income is working as a Simulated Patient in medical student trai...more
Smut: Stories
Imagine, if you will, that the cast of Monte Python got together and wrote dirty little stories. Only they wrote them in a somewhat serious mode – of course, being Monte Python they would need to be full of tongue in cheek, satirical and cynical humor that shined a mirror back at the inanities of real life and real people and society in general.
Alan Bennett is one of Britain's most beloved playwrights, screenwriters, actors and authors. Oxford educated , he studied history and perf...more
The book “Smut” is my first taste of English author, Mr. Alan Bennett. Bennett’s short little two-story novella was absolutely delightful and delicious. Although the title implies a scandalous read, it was in fact, pretty tame for what I was expecting. Bennett addresses straight sex, gay sex, voyeurism, and extra martial sex along with a smidge of boring sex all over proper afternoon tea and with a hearty dose of British humor.
The first story is the “Greening of Mrs. Donaldson” about a 50-somet...more
The first story is the “Greening of Mrs. Donaldson” about a 50-somet...more
Just finished "Smut".
Get a kick out of the title--nothing like going to my local library, where a copy of the book was being held for me behind a busy counter, and being asked for the title by a busy assistant in front of a line of people (I gave him the author's name!). Here it is 2012, my community's library is active, modern, and well-run, and I balked at calling out "Smut!" in front of eight people!
Anyway, did enjoy this. It's the first thing I've read by Bennett. Although, overall, I was s...more
Get a kick out of the title--nothing like going to my local library, where a copy of the book was being held for me behind a busy counter, and being asked for the title by a busy assistant in front of a line of people (I gave him the author's name!). Here it is 2012, my community's library is active, modern, and well-run, and I balked at calling out "Smut!" in front of eight people!
Anyway, did enjoy this. It's the first thing I've read by Bennett. Although, overall, I was s...more
According to the Urban Dictionary, smut translates to highly developed stories with love lines and other things that appeal to women, with a lot of sexually explicit scenes. By that definition, is Alan Bennett’s latest novel truly about smut?
The ambiguous answer: yes but not really. Smut really tackles the theme of how those of us, living within narrow boundaries of social convention, break free from conforming to appearances. The result is entertaining, amusingly quirky British humor at its bes...more
The ambiguous answer: yes but not really. Smut really tackles the theme of how those of us, living within narrow boundaries of social convention, break free from conforming to appearances. The result is entertaining, amusingly quirky British humor at its bes...more
Alan Bennett, once again unleashes his gentle satiric imagination to elucidate the lives of middle class British women of a certain age and a certain reserve. As with "The Common Reader" and "The Clothes they Stood Up In" the first long short story in this collection, "The Greening of Mrs. Donaldson" describes the intellectual, spiritual, and sexual birth of a suburban matron at a time in life the central character, and all around her, consider to be static. The aplomb with which Mrs. Donaldson...more
Naughty was never so nice
I’m a fan of Alan Bennett’s wonderful plays, but my greatest affection is reserved for his charming novella The Uncommon Reader. Coming in at a slight 160 pages, Smut is similar in length, but this book is made up of two brief stories. In content, they have nothing in common with that earlier tale, but they exhibit the same trademark humor and warmth. This is a writer it’s difficult not to like. Therefore, it may be surprising to hear that Mr. Bennett is writing Smut. Th...more
I’m a fan of Alan Bennett’s wonderful plays, but my greatest affection is reserved for his charming novella The Uncommon Reader. Coming in at a slight 160 pages, Smut is similar in length, but this book is made up of two brief stories. In content, they have nothing in common with that earlier tale, but they exhibit the same trademark humor and warmth. This is a writer it’s difficult not to like. Therefore, it may be surprising to hear that Mr. Bennett is writing Smut. Th...more
Bennet is always a delight. He's one of those authors that can slip the most powerful pathos and profundity in the seemingly mundane. Even without being his greatest works, the two stories in Smut are a joy to read contain enough nuggets of classic Bennet observations to be well worth the read. I read some criticisms that for a book called Smut, the stories really were quite tame. I think that misses the point entirely, and misses what the word smut actually means. Smut isn’t full on outrageous...more
Smut is an evocative word, of something dirty; it’s a word that invokes cringe.
I was surprised to learn that smut is a black colloidal substance consisting of amorphous carbon and used to make pigments and ink; it also refers to a destructive disease of cereal grasses caused by a fungi (Ustilaginales) that produces black powdery masses of spores; I guess that is the “dirty” connotation. The cringe comes from it being an offensive or indecent word or phrase. Some might argue that the title of th...more
I was surprised to learn that smut is a black colloidal substance consisting of amorphous carbon and used to make pigments and ink; it also refers to a destructive disease of cereal grasses caused by a fungi (Ustilaginales) that produces black powdery masses of spores; I guess that is the “dirty” connotation. The cringe comes from it being an offensive or indecent word or phrase. Some might argue that the title of th...more
This book is not porn. Yes, I borrowed it from the library, and yes, in America one can find various shades of porn at the library because we believe in free speech. The two short stories do contain sexual situations, but the descriptions of sex never reach beyond what you might encounter in an R movie. The audio book is read by the author, which I thought would be neat to hear his interpretation of the work. However, Alan Bennett's voice lacks the seductive power I want to hear during a sex sce...more
Just a few days after starting this book, I heard a caller on a podcast introduce himself as someone who has the same job as one of Bennett's main characters: someone who pretends to be a patient for doctors to practice on. A few days *before* starting this book, I'd never even heard of such work; in fact, when I started "Smut," I wondered whether Bennett had made the whole idea up.
So far the writing is funny and the story is engagingly bizarre. Interested to see where things go from here.
--Just...more
So far the writing is funny and the story is engagingly bizarre. Interested to see where things go from here.
--Just...more
My thanks to NetGalley and Macmillan for a digital copy of this book.
The two novellas that make up Smut are delivered with Alan Bennett’s usual assurance and ease of style, and yet both are quite an aberration of what is normally expected from this gentle satirist.
In The Greening of Mrs Donaldson, we are introduced to the genteel world of tea and chocolate biscuits, and yet behind the net curtains, there is voyeuristic enactment that takes you completely unaware. Mrs Donaldson is a fifty-five ye...more
The two novellas that make up Smut are delivered with Alan Bennett’s usual assurance and ease of style, and yet both are quite an aberration of what is normally expected from this gentle satirist.
In The Greening of Mrs Donaldson, we are introduced to the genteel world of tea and chocolate biscuits, and yet behind the net curtains, there is voyeuristic enactment that takes you completely unaware. Mrs Donaldson is a fifty-five ye...more
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Two delightful and very Bennettian short stories, each of which is best read in one go. Goodness knows what non-Brits make of them!
They are not very smutty and not very plausible, but they are great fun. As with many of his works, a combination of repressed feelings (not all of them sexual) and respectability hide thoughts, feelings and actions that may seem out of character, but are actually fundamental to who the person is. And yet the characters do not, initially at least, realise what they h...more
They are not very smutty and not very plausible, but they are great fun. As with many of his works, a combination of repressed feelings (not all of them sexual) and respectability hide thoughts, feelings and actions that may seem out of character, but are actually fundamental to who the person is. And yet the characters do not, initially at least, realise what they h...more
I'm going to start this review by stating that I am a big Alan Bennett fan (The Uncommon Reader is amongst my favourite books), so I had high expectations for this collection of two new novellas and jumped at the chance to read and review them via NetGalley. Smut contains the stories "The Greening of Mrs Donaldson" and "The Shielding of Mrs Forbes" and both are about the secrets behind the net curtains of middle-class England.
The Greening of Mrs Donaldson is about a widower who takes on a job as...more
The Greening of Mrs Donaldson is about a widower who takes on a job as...more
Two wry yet poignant novellas, one of which was published in the LRB, one brand new. Weird to see Alan Bennett characters using the internet and mobile phones, when AB himself famously has no computer - he uses a manual typewriter bought from a Bradford charity shop...
Enjoyed both, though they are more of the same sort of thing: an older lady discovers an unlikely new lease of life from a sexual 'arrangement' with her tenants to pay the rent, while another older lady is kept from knowing the tr...more
Enjoyed both, though they are more of the same sort of thing: an older lady discovers an unlikely new lease of life from a sexual 'arrangement' with her tenants to pay the rent, while another older lady is kept from knowing the tr...more
It's probably fair to say that my rating for this book would be a little higher if I were reviewing a writer I am not familiar with, but as Alan Bennett is one of my favourite authors my expectations are proportionately greater, and 'Smut' does not not rate as highly as most in the corpus.
'Smut' comprises two longish short stories about unconventional sexuality in apparently conventional domestic situations. The fulcrum of 'The Greening of Mrs Donaldson' occurs when a student couple, tenants of...more
'Smut' comprises two longish short stories about unconventional sexuality in apparently conventional domestic situations. The fulcrum of 'The Greening of Mrs Donaldson' occurs when a student couple, tenants of...more
Before my wife bought me this slim volume of two novellas by Alan Bennett for Christmas, my only experience of the author had been through his screenplay for the 'The Madness of King George' (adapted from his own stage play 'The Madness of George III'), a film which I must say I found amusing, intelligent and memorable.
I was therefore hoping to find similar qualities in 'Smut' but in truth the first story - 'The Greening of Mrs Donaldson' - was somewhat disappointing. The eponymous Mrs Donaldson...more
I presume that there will be a similar response to Bennett's "Smut," as to Albee's "The Goat, Or Who Is Sylvia?"; replacing zoophilia with a sort of sexual game of "six degrees of Kevin Bacon."
It's good to remember that these are "stories," they are not real occurrences, so taken as stories, they are quite amusing, wonderfully told in a Roald Dahl meets Evelyn Waugh meets just about any British sitcom.
quotes:
"Oh yes. They're taught it but it's life that should have taught them it. Experience....more
It's good to remember that these are "stories," they are not real occurrences, so taken as stories, they are quite amusing, wonderfully told in a Roald Dahl meets Evelyn Waugh meets just about any British sitcom.
quotes:
"Oh yes. They're taught it but it's life that should have taught them it. Experience....more
Dos historias nada decentes es exactamente lo que se encontrará el lector que se adentre en el último libro de Alan Bennett.
Sirviéndose de situaciones aparentemente inverosímiles, el autor trae a colación facetas de la naturaleza humana de las que habitualmente prefiere no hablarse; porque bien es sabido que de lo que no se habla, no existe. Pero él sí habla y además lo hace de un modo divertidísimo, jugando con lo absurdo y utilizando en no pocas ocasiones una crítica mordaz, aunque sin dejar d...more
Sirviéndose de situaciones aparentemente inverosímiles, el autor trae a colación facetas de la naturaleza humana de las que habitualmente prefiere no hablarse; porque bien es sabido que de lo que no se habla, no existe. Pero él sí habla y además lo hace de un modo divertidísimo, jugando con lo absurdo y utilizando en no pocas ocasiones una crítica mordaz, aunque sin dejar d...more
Lately, there has been a spate of novels that enforce the lesson that one can never truly know someone else. While someone may portray himself in a public persona as polished and urbane, this same person could be struggling with a mental disorder or harboring a hoarding fetish. One just never knows and can never know all of the details. Smut is yet another example of this, focusing on sexual proclivities instead of other personality traits.
What is Smut? This is one instance where the author's ch...more
What is Smut? This is one instance where the author's ch...more
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Alan Bennett is an English author and Tony Award-winning playwright. Bennett's first stage play, Forty Years On, was produced in 1968. Many television, stage and radio plays followed, along with screenplays, short stories, novellas, a large body of non-fictional prose and broadcasting, and many appearances as...more
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