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The Quirky, Nerdy, and Entirely Original Elementary School Adventures of Derpy Dirk: Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully By the Flagpole At Lunch -- a Derp Sandwich chapter book

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Published June 23rd 2011 by Derp Sandwich, via Smashwords
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Cate
Okay, two things I want to say right up front is this little short had me laughing out loud as I read it in bed, much to the chagrin of Hubby who was trying to sleep, and secondly I want to repeat what the author has tried to drill in to the unsuspecting readers head:

THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR CHILDREN!

If you are looking for a book that is ‘politically correct; give this one a miss. If you are looking for a book that has all its grammatical and spelling ducks in a row; give it a miss. This book is pu
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Josh Miller
Nov 08, 2011 Josh Miller added it
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So this is basically a parody of middle school books like Diaries of a Wimpy Kid or Superfudge. it is actually fairly well written but it's a little too blatant and over the top with it's parody at times. It certainly hits on the way this type of book tends to feel somewhat disjointed in it's chapters and tends to go into extraneoud pointless details concerning points relevant to neither plot or atmosphere.
Grampy
May 31, 2013 Grampy rated it really liked it
Okay, right up front I want to repeat what the author has tried to emphasize: THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR CHILDREN! No. Quite the contrary, if you let your children read this book you could be in danger of having Child Protective Services come and remove them from your home. This book also is not for all adults. If you are concerned about remaining "politically correct" at all times, you really should not read this book. If you have high blood pressure, you probably should not read this book... unless ...more
Emilie E. Faye
May 23, 2013 Emilie E. Faye rated it it was ok
This book really caught me off guard and would have been a 4-star book if the overuse of adjectives had been under control. I found it to be pretty funny if you can take it for what it is, a book about how every quirky young boy probably envisions their middle school experience when they aren't yet matured.
Jaeseabean
Oct 27, 2013 Jaeseabean rated it it was ok
As one who's read Sarah Silverman & ALL Tucker Max books I find this book seriously underwhelming. It's alright to occupy time when waiting for the bus or train, funny at times but not something that I would consider outrageously funny per one comment I read. It is merely okay.
Jennifer Hollister
My son had me read this book (he's 16). I actually thought it was comical, just not what you expect. I can't rate this book however...I'm still not sure what to think.
I guess it's not much worse than Charlie the unicorn or Rhett & Link...
Bailey
Oct 08, 2013 Bailey rated it liked it
This book is really funny. I was laughing though the entire story. What I found funny was all of the
nicknames that dirk would make up.
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Jack Thomas lives in Northern California with his wife, Sandra. He has always been interested in writing fiction, but only began to truly pursue it in high school. Besides writing, he enjoys drawing comics and creating music.
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