Bad Apple (Merits of Mischief #1)

Bad Apple (Merits of Mischief #1)

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Quirky and irreverent new middle-grade series about a group of kids being trained to cause trouble!
For all of his 12 years, Seamus Hinkle has stayed out of trouble, but on one fateful afternoon in the Cloudview Middle School cafeteria, Seamus accidentally does the unthinkable—a substitute teacher is dead, and Seamus is to blame. Unable to return to Cloudview, Seamus’ paren...more
Hardcover, 352 pages
Published April 24th 2012 by Aladdin
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Laura
Poor Seamus: one incredible, coincidental, horrible throw of an apple and his entire life is changed. That apple? It hit a substitute teacher, in the head, and killed her. And that one action got him sent to Kilter Academy for Troubled Youth, where his roommate, Lemon, has gone through twelve roommates in three weeks thanks to his habit of playing with fire. Seamus is homesick, ashamed of what he did, and hopes only to make it through the first semester so he can go home. But the Kilter Academy...more
Arsh M
Apr 10, 2013 Arsh M is currently reading it
I am currently reading Merits of Mischief The Bad Apple by: T.R. Burns. I am at the part where Seamus waits in the cafeteria line for fish sticks but the guy in front of him Bartholomew Eats all the fish sticks and Seamus doesn't get any. I think the author does a good job of describing because I could tell about Bartholomew is strong because he crushed a milk carton and fat because he eats almost all the fish sticks. I think me and Seamus aren't the same because she likes fish sticks and I don'...more
Barbara
Things happen quickly in this madcap story of twelve-year-old Seamus Hinkle's life at Kilter Academy, a place for gifted troublemakers. To his dismay, Seamus accidentally kills a substitute teacher with a well-thrown apple in his school's cafeteria, prompting his banishment to the reform school which turns out not to be what it purports to be. Seamus is essentially a good kid, and he tries hard to stay out of trouble. But staying out of trouble is not the way to succeed, and he ends up being all...more
Lessa Pelayo-lozada
This is the story of a pretty good kid who makes one bad decision and becomes a murderer. No thanks to his great aim, an apple, and a substitute teacher in the wrong place at the wrong time. All of a sudden, Seamus Hinkle becomes a reform school candidate and his parent's ship him off to Kilter Academy. What his parents don't know is that Kilter Academy is actually a school to turn your trouble-maker child into a professional trouble-maker. The school thrives on pranks, thievery, and earning as...more
Lisa
Seamus is a kid with a conscience. He's polite and a conscientious student. Except for the small fact that he accidentally killed a substitute teacher in the cafeteria, you'd probably never notice him. But one apple changes his fate in unexpected and perplexing ways. Expelled from school, his parents enroll him in a school for wayward delinquent youth that turns out to be a front for an elite, posh training facility for troublemakers of all sorts. Seamus' crime gives him brownie points among his...more
Chris
"But if this isn't a reform school . . . what is it?

Houdini's feet drop to the floor. He leans forward. Holds my eyes with his. "A world-renowned, top secret training facility."

I want to look away but can't.

"Kilter Academy for Troubled Youth doesn't accept just anyone," Houdini continues. "Each semester, the admissions board receives thousands of applications and fills only thirty slots. Acceptance is based on a number of criteria, the most important being a student's natural talent for bad beha
...more
Mjohnson
There are so many elements of this book that I really liked, including the premise. And the kids. But all the way through I was so confused as to the actual purpose of it all. Too many elements were so very disjointed.

As an adult, I can figure out that the skills being developed a this "school" are actually helping promote natural bents and talents. As a fan of alternative schooling, I can see the potential. But it takes way too much reading into to it (esp. for the age of this intended audience...more
BAYA Librarian
This book has an intriguing premise: a school that teaches troublemaking and rewards misbehavior. Sadly, this book failed in so many ways, it was barely readable. Let’s begin with the concept that a school for tomfoolery has a very rigid authoritarian structure. Add to that characters whose motivations and reactions make very little sense much of the time and a plot that goes only to the most obvious places.

Seamus Hinkle has killed a substitute teacher and is shipped off to the Kilter Academy w...more
Jessica
Hidden deep inside this book is an intriguing premise: a school that teaches troublemaking and rewards misbehavior. Sadly, this book failed in so many ways, it was barely readable. Let’s begin with the concept that a school for tomfoolery has a very rigid authoritarian structure.

Seamus Hinkle has killed a substitute teacher and is shipped off to the Kilter Academy which his parents believe is a reform school but is really a home for future troublemakers. Seamus spends the ensuing weeks, stewing...more
Kelly Hager
Seamus is a good kid, the kind who always has his homework done early and is unfailingly polite. Unfortunately, the one time he decides to act out (to stop a fight in the cafeteria), a substitute teacher ends up dead. (Seamus throws an apple, which hits her in the head---total freak accident.) Next thing you know, he's been sent to the Kilter Academy, which is a reform school for troublemakers.

Except it turns out that what it ACTUALLY is is a school to make "bad" students even worse! Demerits a...more
Leo
Nov 05, 2012 Leo added it
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I recently read Tricia Ray Burns's The Bad Apple (Merits Of Mischief #1). I really thought this book was funny. After Seamus Hinkle "Accidentally" kills his substitute teacher during a food fight at lunch, his parents send him to Kilter Academy, which they think is a reform school.It turns out Kilter is quite the opposite. Seamus there is taught to be a professional troublemaker, a criminal of sorts. To advance in level(as well as popularity), he has to "get" each teacher with the techniques t...more
Annie
I was looking for a light and funny read after a couple emotionally difficult death-themed, high-school YA books. And this was not it.

This is definitely a funny read. Seamus is a truly good kid who lands himself in a huge pile of trouble and ends up at what he thinks is the toughest reform school in the country--but turns out to be a boarding school that aims to create an army of merry pranksters. Demerits are like gold stars, and gold stars are like demerits. The only way you succeed is if you...more
Mary Anne
Mar 18, 2012 Mary Anne rated it 1 of 5 stars
Recommended to Mary Anne by: Mom
Shelves: fiction
My mother picked this up for me as ARC from a small conference she attended. And I sense I'm going to be in the minority on this one. Granted, I'm not the intended audience for this book. With that in mind, enter the spoiler link!

(view spoiler)[I'd like to think I started this book with very little expectation. I'm not familiar with the author, but I'd like to think I like this sort of literature. It's light, full of action and colorful characters, easy to grasp, and short. And my opinion is tha...more
Rachel
It is always a delight to find such a playful and engaging book as this one, especially for intermediate readers. In this story Seamus Hinkle is sent to a school for misfits after accidentally killing his substitute teacher with an apple. Through a series of (mostly accidental) events Seamus becomes a star on campus at a school that rewards troublemaking and punishes tattling and good behaviors. Eventually he bands up with his fellow classmates to make school history.

What I loved most about thi...more
Vicki Sansum
I picked up this ARC because the back blurb sounded fun. And fun, it was.

When quiet 12-year old Seamus Hinkle throws an apple to break up a lunch room fight, the apple hits a substitute teacher in the head and kills her. This premise would be horrible if it weren't for the fact that the story takes an unexpected turn to absurdity.

Seamus is sent to what he thinks is a reform school, but instead he finds out that it's a school deigned to improve the talents of troublemakers.

This fast-paced book ta...more
Fiona715
I'm biased . . . but such good fun!

The start of a mischievous new middle-grade series has trouble written all over it.Twelve-year-old Seamus Hinkle is a good kid with a perfect school record—until the day he accidently kills his substitute teacher with an apple.

Seamus is immediately shipped off to a detention facility—only to discover that Kilter Academy is actually a school to mold future Troublemakers, where demerits are awarded as a prize for bad behavior and each student is tasked to pull v...more
Andrew
Seamus Hinkle isn’t a bad kid. When he threw his apple during a food fight in the school cafeteria, he was only trying to prevent the substitute teacher from getting in over her head. He certainly didn’t mean to kill her. Now, he finds himself enrolled at the Kilter Academy for Troubled Youth, and he’s quite certain that he’s in for something truly terrible.

But as soon as his parents drive off, he finds that Kilter Academy isn’t what it first appears to be. He is confused to find that he has som...more
Jen
I'm torn. This book, the 48 pages that I read of it, we're engagingly written, with humor and intelligence. However, I completely did not like the plot of a school for fostering and encouraging troublemaking. I also didn't like how the main character was literally thrown into the academy without ANY information on what the place was about, meaning the reader was clueless too. I don't like it when the author purposefully withholds information from the characters and the reader. Call me sensitive,...more
Brittany
When Seamus becomes accidentally responsible for his substitute teacher's death his parents aren't sure what to do with him. Then they hear about Kilter Academy, a reform school. They ship him off right away. At first Seamus is miserable, he didn't mean to kill that teacher, but soon he realizes Kilter Academy isn't quite what his parents signed him up for. It's a school for miscreants all right, but it's more of a training school than a reform school. Trouble-making is rewarded at Kilter and Se...more
Lisa Wolf
I'll just say it. I did not like this book at all. However clever the writing may be, the story itself makes no sense, is morally fuzzy, sends bizarre messages to kids, and has an ending that's not really an ending at all. However, my son found it funny and engaging, and liked it very much (with the exception of the ending, which even he thought was "stupid", as he put it). So, while I'd give it a one-star rating, I have to mark it a bit higher in consideration of its appeal to a 10-year-old.

Th...more
Angelhorn
Not long ago I entered a contest on Twitter, asking entrants to detail a mischievous act. I told about the time I filled the fountain in front of city hall with laundry soap and red food coloring so it was pink and bubbly the next day. Ah, high school.

Anyway, I won the contest and the prize was a super fun promo pack for T.R. Burns’s THE MERITS OF MISCHIEF: THE BAD APPLE. Here’s the blurb:

Quirky and irreverent new middle-grade series about a group of kids being trained to cause trouble!

For all o...more
Marika
When Seamus Hinckle accidentally kills his substitute teacher with an apple, he's sent off to the Kilter Academy, which promises to reform him. But Kilter Academy is not as it seems. Seamus' roommate is pyromaniac, the students have access to all sorts of trouble-making tools, and demerits are necessary for passing classes. Seamus is different from his peers- his trouble-making acts are accidents. Will he be able to cause mischief on purpose? And just what is the true purpose of Kilter, anyway?...more
Angela
Another entry in the unusual school/kid spies type genre. After accidentally killing a teacher (in the most innocent mistaken way possible) our main character is sent to a "reform school" that turns out to be a training school for miscreates. All the while trying to be good and hoping to be sent home he nevertheless, again without meaning to, becomes the star of the school and is wildly (unintentially) successful at acts of mischief. With a pyromanic sleepwalker as a roommate and a crush on the...more
Helen Oh
Seamus Hinkle is an unassuming boy who accidentally kills his substitute teacher with an apple after being pushed a little too far by a bully. This unfortunate event begins Seamus's unlikely journey to becoming the most infamous Troublemaker at Kilter Academy, a reform school for troubled youth. T. R. Burns creates a very likeable character in Seamus, and the predicaments he gets himself into will keep the reader cheering for him, even when his actions are not always praiseworthy. There are inte...more
Natalie Cheetham
Seamus Hinkle is a good kid; he stays out of trouble and keeps up his grades. In fact, he's only trying to help when he accidentally kills his substitute teacher with an apple in the cafeteria. Horribly guilt-ridden, Seamus accepts his punishment of attending Kilter Academy, but when he gets there, he realizes it's not a detention school at all, but rather a school for bad behavior. But what will become of a good kid like Seamus in a school for professional troublemakers?

Despite it's trouble-mak...more
Sherrie
When a food fight breaks out in the cafeteria of Seamus' school he lobs an apple at his sworn enemy, Bartholomew John. The apple misses the intended target and instead takes out Miss Parsippany Seamus' substitute teacher.This incident earns him a spot at the country's top reform school, Kilter Academy. Seamus is a nervous wreck when his parents drop him off at Kilter which is reminiscent of a maximum security prison. After his parents head back home the real purpose of the school is revealed. Ki...more
Ms.
Oh there will most assuredly be a sequel. The ending and even the book's self-promoting final message to visit the website and to email the students at Kilter Academy make that clear. I thought the title and premise of the book were funny and intriguing so I snagged the book up quickly when it arrived new to our library. As for the previous critiques that Fishstick connoisseur Seamus is nice and therefore shouldn't be at Kilter...well, isn't that the whole point of the fish-seemingly-out-of-wate...more
Kristen Davis
This book was good, but I didn't love it. I found myself comparing it to Harry Potter, not because it was a greatly written book, but because it followed a similar structure. . .a boy finds himself in a reform school where he knows less than his peers and has to figure things out on his own, he has a knack for outperforming his peers without really trying, he gets "sorted" into a troublemaking group, etc. I know this book is meant to be part of a series, but I felt like the end left too many una...more
Nikki
Apr 02, 2012 Nikki added it
I picked up an ARC of The Bad Apple at ALA Midwinters, a few months back. I wish I hadn't waited to read it! It was AMAZING. Full of humor and mystery, mischief and heart. Speaking of hearts, I found my own heart actually racing at one point, I was so caught up in the story. Seriously, folks: palpitations.
My sixth-grade son read it first, loved it, and shoved it on the top of my TBR pile. Glad he did!
We're both a teeny bit desperate for the sequel - one of the great perils of reading an ARC.
Kari
My rating of this book assumes that all (or at least most) of the questions raised in The Bad Apple will be answered in its sequel. I found that this book had potential - but at every turn it felt like there was another piece of information being left out, one that was vital to actually understanding what was going on. If I ever get around to reading the sequel once it's released and find it to suffer from the same problems, my rating of both will drop significantly...
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