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The Alien King and I

3.04 of 5 stars 3.04  ·  rating details  ·  257 ratings  ·  45 reviews
Lindsey is expecting a big surprise for her thirtieth birthday. Something along the lines of a male stripper, courtesy of her best friend. But she didn’t expect her hot stripper fun to include a kidnapping…or the fact that the stripper is an alien intent on stripping them both!
ebook, 26 pages
Published July 19th 2011 by Summerhouse Publishing
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Sammy, Recovering Monster Sex Addict
Lord Fai has come to Earth to retrieve his mate…

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Women are rare in his planet, and Earth has plenty of women to spare. The Seer has prophesied that Lindsey is his mate. Will Lord Fai be able to seduce Lindsey enough to consummate their relationship?

Solid 2.5 star read. This was a short sexy story about an alien coming to Earth to retrieve his mate.This was fun and short enough to read over morning coffee, or just before bed.
Niina
I wish this would have been longer! The plot was funny, with Lindsey's denial and intoxicated behavior, absolutely refusing to believe anything except the stripper scenario. Got giggles out of me! Lizzie Lynn Lee has a nag of writing funny, sexy stories that cover whole range of genres, but all have erotica and romance in common!

Despite the absurdity of the situation the novella was definitely erotica, from well hung alien kings to cold showers! The story was sexy! It could have been longer, and
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Elaine
Short story about Lindsay, who is abducted by a very hot alien on her 30th birthday. She has been chosen to be mated to him. Lindsay is drunk and thinks he's a very sexxxy stripper, messing with her mind.

The dialogue is very funny at times, and the story enjoyable. The biggest problem for me is that it really was too short.

This is a VERY short story, but since it was free I won't complain too much about that.

This was a fun read.
Kira
Ha! Seriously, this was a good read for me. Any story in which the main characters have so much fun having sex is 5 stars in my book.

"Aww, you're mad. Does this mean we're going to have some growly angry sex?"

Ummm yes, please! Lord Fai, you can kidnap me anytime!
Carolyn F.
Lindsey is having a 30th birthday party and ordered a stripper. Instead of a stripper, Fai comes to take Lindsey home as his chosen bride. Lindsey still thinks he's a stripper deep in character. Funny story - 26 pages so a little better than the other short story I read by her that was only 9 pages. But again, would have enjoyed another 50+ pages. 3.5 stars
Kelly
Whacked out review at Reading the Paranormal. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Jackie
This short story was a surprise for me. I didn’t think I would enjoy it as much as I did. This is mainly because (1) I’m not into sci-fi and (2) aliens and hotness are two words that don’t correlate for me. However, after having read Obsidian my opinion is starting to change and that’s really why I checked out this short story.

Lindsey is a funny heroine. On her 30th birthday she’s all ready for her party and her stripper, but instead what she gets is kidnapped by a hot chauvinistic alien. What
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Shane
*Warning: NOT FOR THE MODEST!

I really enjoyed this short story. The passion was intense, the characters were interesting. I don't read erotic tales but this one was certainly worth an exception.

First off, I loved how the author played on the fact that aliens look nothing like the frequent description conjured by the media. They in fact look tantalizing, intriguing, hot, and very much human. Take Fai for example. The lord sought out a human mate and found one in the fierce and witty Lindsey.

Both
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Noémi nykyriana Molnár
Borzalmas!!! Nem is tudom mire adtam azt a fél csillagot?!?! Talán a karácsonyi hangulat teszi :D :D
Szóval, arról van itt a szó, hogy csacsi részeg csajszit lenyúlja az űber dögös földönkívüli hapsi, hogy majd jól meg…. XD és hopp már kész is az új királynő :D :D na, a jól meg… része után csajszika hisztériázik egy sort, hogy ő már pedig megy vissza a földre és fel is út-le is út, ennyi! Csak hogy a kettőjük közt képződött kötés miatt ooooltárira hiányolja hapsikánkat… szóval irány vissza az űr
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Ria Louise
I'm not sure if this is funny, actually. It was more like hilarious! I mean, Lindsey is crazy and the whole alien-abduction thing was unbelievable. I know it's not supposed to be grounded on reality, so I'm giving this 3 stars.

It's a short story, and believe me when I say that it's not smut. So there...
Ms Lady Jones
the women was to dum and the king didnt explain well enough. i feel this book could have been much more even for a short story.
Jwezi
GAAAHH!!!!!

I couldn't get enough of the short stories of LLL!!! Some of them are just okay, some are good and definitely this one awesome!!!

I really like the imagination and though this is somewhat short its beautifully laid out and describe good.

But being kidnapped by a hot, gorgeous male king alien is freaking awesome!!! Kinda hesitant witht the sci-fi idea but this story is very good!!!

But it was cut short and I want more!!! I need a sequel!!!!
 Rosebud
This is a book I saw very shortly after it came out and have really wanted to read it but it never came up on a site that I actively buy e books from. Today I saw it was free and did go to the smashwords site to get it.

Happy happy joy joy turned into wtf????? The tease for this was very well written and drove me nuts. The actual story..... My momma taught me that if I can't say anything nice don't say anything at all.
Sandra
Short story of the scifi romance kind.

King Fai, turns up at Lindsey's 30th birthday party, when everyone is expecting a male stripper.

He's not expecting a drunk girlie and she's not expecting an alien king.

This is one of those stories that could of been turned into much more than just a taste. But as it is free, I suppose we can't complain.

I enjoy Lizzie's ideas and will be reading more from her.
Adriana
The Alien King and I by Lizzie Lynn Lee

This ‘quickie’ was an okay read. The premise of the story is what drew me to pick it up and the fact that it was free however the writing style was a bit to choppy for me. It would have been better if the 20 so odd pages were all about one scene and describing it fully versus trying to fit a story in so few pages. It might have produced a better read for me.
Annie
Overall I liked it. I am really starting to like sci-fi literature. A common complaint of mine is I wished it would have been longer. It was a good story, but would have been better with a little more meat. You did not really get any character development. It was more just a quickie with an alien and a human with an HEA. Good for a quick read.
Lizzie
Quick read. The ending is a bit weak. But if you're okay with human- alien thing. The rest won't matter. I was uncomfortable with the 'consummation', read like a violation.
Brandy *Ahviel*
I think this book was just a little short and too rushed through for me to really like this book. I really feel as though if the author would have spent more time in the beginning going into to some details as to what going on I would have like this book more. It was just missing something for me
Sadie Grubor
Could have been soooo much better!

This needed way more information to make much sense at all. And the 'sex' scene, yeah...um... that just came across as PAINFUL.

Wish the author would have spent more time on this one. It had potential.
C.J.
Liked the beginning of the story but didn't feel any chemistry between the characters.
Kim Tinnen
The book was so romantic and funny that i felt that the author was very describtive about the thin line of love and hate that Lindsay had for Lord Fai. I wouldnt blame her for protesting to back home on earth.
BK Blue

Lol. So stupid... But in a funny-stupid sort of way.
Samie Kauchis
At only 52 pages, and a Free ebook, you get what you paid—or didn't pay for... Short... Kinda stupid, but the writing wasn't half bad... Took me less than 15 mins to read...
April
Somehow this is how I imagine things would go for me if I ever had an alien encounter. I would probably be even snarkier! But I would def play along if he were that hot!!!
Brenda Pearson
This short story leaves much to be desired. I just didn't feel the characters had any real substance. The sex scenes were good, but other than that? Meh!! Not great.
Brandy
Relato corto erótico donde la única gracia era leer el "polvo cósmico". Sirvió para quitarme la sensación de "tener el corazón a 1.000" por la lectura anterior
Nicola Bolderston
I really enjoy Lizzie Lynne Lee's erotic novels and this is my favourite!! I would volunteer to be abducted by aliens if they were like this!
Ladymcbeth
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Netanella
Erotic short story with hot sex and a self-entitled, whiney female lead. I was very annoyed with the female character.
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Lizzie Lynn Lee was a guitarist, receptionist, executive assistant, tarot reader, boutique owner, and graphic artist before she discovered that writing is her dream job. The advantage is that she can do it in her pajamas and socks.

She's an incurable chatterbox, heavy metal aficionado, bookworm, digital enthusiast, and a night owl since most of her stories were done in the wee hours of the morning
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