How I Paid for College (Edward Zanni, #1)
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How I Paid for College (Edward Zanni #1)

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A deliciously funny romp of a novel about one overly theatrical and sexually confused New Jersey teenager�s larcenous quest for his acting school tuition.

It�s 1983 in Wallingford, New Jersey, a sleepy bedroom community outside of Manhattan. Seventeen-year-old Edward Zanni, a feckless Ferris Bueller�type, is Peter Panning his way through a carefree summer of magic and...more
Paperback, 288 pages
Published August 2nd 2005 by Broadway Books (first published January 1st 2004)
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Punk
Sep 26, 2007 Punk rated it 4 of 5 stars
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Fiction. It's 1983 (though you really can't tell except for how Reagan's in office) and Edward Zanni's on top of the world. It's the summer before his senior year, he's been accepted to Juilliard, and life just couldn't be better, but everything screeches to a halt when Edward's father tells him he's not paying for his son to go to acting school. So Edward and his friends pull together and make a plan. The title pretty much says it all: nerd power, capers, sexual experimentation, con artists, an...more
Becca Becca
This book started off pretty good and entertaining but then it went downhill and the plot and storyline got too unbelievable and out of control. I would have enjoyed just reading about the lives and antics of several "play people" high school students. I didn't need all the stuff about money laundering and blackmail.

I ended up kind of skimming the last 100 pages. I did enjoy a lot of the musical theater, pop culture references and it was a fluffy enough read for what I was in the mood for (I ne...more
Alissa Bach
Absolutely one of the funniest books I've read to date. Gordon Korman meets Ferris Bueller in a story where the characters get caught up in a hilarious and crazy-wacky scheme that totally snoballs out of control, beyond anything they can imagine.

It is the mid-80s, and all 17-year-old Edward wants is to enroll in the drama program at Julliard. But when his father remarries the most psycho of psycho step-mothers, Edward gets kicked out of the house and learns he can kiss his college plans goodbye....more
Arminzerella
Edward Zanni, seventeen, wants to study acting at Julliard. It’s been his plan for as long as he can remember. But, his dad throws a wrench in the works when he announces that he’s not going to pay for college unless Edward goes to business school. Thus begins Edward’s year of insanity as he scrambles to find a way to pay for Julliard. Throw in some crazy money-making schemes (Edward can’t seem to hold onto a real job for more than a few days) involving theft, money-laundering, a Catholic Vigila...more
KJ Lipkey
I actually got this book on tape from my library's tiny selection. And I'm so glad I listened to it on tape as the actor doing the voices did a great job and it was HILARIOUS with the various New Jersey/east coast accents. The only reason I didn't give it a four is because the main character is so completely self absorbed. He's ungrateful to people who are risking everything for him and he gets angry at them when their plans to help him don't work out, etc. He's the definition of a spoiled brat....more
Meryl
My sister half-read this book but was raving about how funny and awesome it was so I had to read it, too. Plus, the cover is lovely and eye-catching.

I liked the GLBTness of it and the humor. Wow, the comdey of this novel was perfect and the whole thing was paced well and just great! I liked how it took place in the '80s (and you could just tell that from page one, come one people) and the great knowledge of the theatre (musicals, plays, etc. you know).

But for some reason I couldn't concentrate o...more
Laala Alghata
“I put on my new glasses to heighten the effect. The glasses have a sort of pinkish tint to them that bathes everything I see in a rosy glow, and I’m pleased with myself for buying something that doesn’t necessarily make me look good to the world (they are a little faggy, I guess) but which makes the world look good to me instead.” — Marc Acito, How I Paid For College

Let me say this from the get-go: if Philippa hadn’t handed me this book, I wouldn’t have ever picked it up; if she hadn’t then hov...more
Chloe
May 21, 2009 Chloe rated it 3 of 5 stars
Recommended to Chloe by: Jen
Edward Zanni seems to have it made: he rules the roost at his high school's drama department, has a very important audition for Juilliard coming soon and more potential lovers than seems right for a boy of his doughy physique. To cadge a line from Gypsy Lee, "everything's coming up roses" for young Ed. Until, in delightful Disney fashion, his yuppie father marries a Bavarian ice princess who makes Snow White's evil stepmother look like the poster-parent of foster care. Soon Edward is cut off fin...more
Armchair
This novel gave me a nightmare about being forced to ride through the Napa hills in the lap of a closeted gay teenage boy driving a motorcycle as his mass of shiny black curls flowed in the breeze. He wouldn’t let me off the motorcycle. I wish I were kidding.

My overall impression of this novel is that it was both aimless and horrifying. There is not a scruple to be found amongst the main characters of this cynical, oversexed ode to theater life in 1983 suburban New Jersey.

Edward Zanni is a large...more
Jessi
Back in the December ice storm when we were taking refuge at todd and kevin's house I plucked this at random from Kevin's bookshelf and got sucked in to the offbeat story and hilarious cast of characters. It is basically a really funny story about an elaborate embezzlement plot carried out by a misfit high school senior and his crazy crew of friends to figure out how to pay for his first semester at Juliard that involves a lawn Buddha, embezzling funds previously embezzled by an evil step-mother...more
Kirsty (alkalinekiwi)
This caught my eye at a library booksale where all the books were marked down to 20c. I remember adding it to the towering pile of books in my arms and a startled employee running to get me a trolley should the whole thing topple over and knock someone out under several kilograms of books.

I loved this book and would give it 4.5 stars if I could. From the start I was gripped and it helped me ignore the pain from my swollen post-surgery face.
Edward and his friends' schemes and plans were nothing...more
Amy
I think that the subtitle really sums up this funny book, which may or may not be loosely based on the author's teen years. It is full of ridiculous things, a series of almost anecdotes tied together. Teens do not, as a rule, drug people and take sexually suggestive pictures in order to blackmail them to get money for Julliard. They do, of course, deal with sex. They also play silly pranks and deal with horrible parents and stepparents. There are so many serious and emotionally draining moments...more
Renata
UHH I really thought I would like this book because I like books about precocious teens and theatre and stuff, but this book was just like, insane. I felt like it was trying too hard to be edgy or whatever and just ended up being absurdly unrealistic. And Edward, the protagonist, was basically unlikeable. I get that he was supposed to be an insecure, self-absorbed teenager but like... damn was he ever. Also, this book was way long and slow-moving. Next time I want to read about self-aware theatr...more
Nikki Boisture
This book just cracked me up. It is a very funny look at a Jersey boy who is a star in his school plays. His father refuses to pay for college if he decides to go to Julliard rather than business school. This novel follows the main character, Edward and his band of misfit friends (plus the school's football star) in their quest to get the money for Edward to go to Julliard by any means necessary. Including fraud and blackmail.

This book should be made into a movie!
John Miller
Marc Acito is a riot. He is relentlessly witty to the point of inciting bursts of laughter in public places. In this socially awkward - yet inspiring - teenage journey to college, it is quite likely that you will be able to relate to someone in this eclectic montage of characters and events. In the unlikely event that you do not, be ready to live vicariously for 288 pages that will certainly leave you with a smile.
Renee
I truly enjoyed this book. A great tale about a boy in the early 1980s trying to get into and pay for the college of his dreams. Very funny and heartfelt.
Kanda Faye
This is the funniest book I have ever read! Though the writing style was not my taste, I very much enjoyed reading this.
Amanda
I picked this book up on a whim at the library one day because I needed something to listen to in my car and my next audiobook on reserve had not come in yet. The premise sounded funny, I myself was a musical theatre geek in high school, so I thought I would give it a shot. I was glad I did. This book was hysterical! Quick, witty and very smartly written I found myself laughing out loud several times while listening and wishing I was friends with these guys in high school. The characters were we...more
Dannyelle
Hilarious!! Every theatre person needs to read these books because we have these friends!!
Forever Young Adult
Graded By: Brian
Cover Story: You Too Can Ace the SAT Test!
Drinking Buddy: Stranded at the Velvet Rope
Testosterone Level: Insert Generic History of the World, Part I Sex Pun Here
Talky Talk: And Opie Taylor Grew Up to be a Drag Queen
Bonus Factors: LGBT, 1984, Big is Beautiful, I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up
Bromance Status: That Idealized Bunch of High School Friends

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Aisling
This is just a really fun book. It's crazy, not entirely relatable, not particularly dramatic. It's just a fun, fluffy romp that will bring back ridiculous memories to any high school drama nerd. I first picked it up off a discount table when I was living far away from home. I had only graduated from high school about 6 months before, and was missing my friends and the atmosphere of drama society, so it seemed like a good fit. And it was. Over the next few months I read it several times, and lik...more
Roof Beam Reader
Acito's first novel, How I Paid for College is an hilarioius, honest in an "I don't believe this" sorta way re-telling of a coming-of-age story. Of particular praise is Acito's way of making a gay (technically bisexual) story-line important, without having it overshadow the true essence of the novel, which is that of self-realization, growth, separation, maturity/immaturity, and loss of innocence. That one of the main character's challenges is being unable to cry as an actor says much about the...more
Kerry
Props to the author/agent/editor/publisher of How I Paid for College for coming up with a subtitle that really encapsulates the entire novel in one breath: "A novel of sex, theft, friendship and musical theater." That's really what it is. No, really.

When Edward finds himself screwed by a new stepmother, overbearing businessman father and no way to pay for his lifelong dream of attending acting school with the best young actors of America, he turns to his friends for support. His friends from his...more
Julie H.
Marc Acito writes with both humor and heart-wrenching clarity of the awkwardness of transitioning from boy to man.

Given the book's title, I was expecting a good bit of misbehaving, and the book did not fail in that area. How I Paid for College... is a madcap retrospective year-in-the-life romp through high school senior Edward Zanni's life. (Do yourself a favor and pronounce it "Zany" as you read it, because that's precisely what you're in for.)

The ensemble of characters is brilliant and the m...more
Ellie
From bisexual-books.tumblr.com:

How I Paid for College: A Novel of Sex, Theft, Friendship, and Musical Theater by Marc Acito is more like a novel of drug use, creative vandalism, identity theft, regular theft, blackmail, and musical theater. (And other stuff, see Serious Trigger Warning below*). In his last year of high school, Edward Zanni’s father gets remarried and refuses to pay for his son’s college unless he goes to a business school. Edward, however, is dreaming of following his friend Pam...more
Stephen
What a difference two decades make! This story set in 1983 of a young New Jersey man who aspires to attend Julliard and be an actor is very reminiscent of Boy Meets Boy but isn't so zany or madcap as the book set twenty years later. And yet it is a funny if a slightly more realistic tale of one boys coming of age in a bedroom community. This book is subtitled A Novel of Sex, Theft, Friendship and Musical Theater and manages to tell a charming & funny story of each. If the tale of a young man...more
Dorie
Hysterical book written in first person, narrated by 17-year-old Edward Zanni. Ed has fallen in love with acting and singing, and has high hopes of getting into Julliard. He has a beautiful girlfriend named Kelly but he's also attracted to his football player friend Doug. Ed's other friends are Paula (zany, colorful, large-figured and an unwilling virgin), Nathan (cheesehead with flashes of criminal brilliance), and Ziba (the hot new girl, of Persian descent). Ed and his band of friends spend th...more
Riona
I definitely wasn't expecting deep literature with this one, but I was still disappointed. I thought it would be a cute, funny coming-of-age story about a bunch of awkward drama geeks. I guess it comes through on some of that, but unfortunately it's not really funny at all and every one of the characters is completely insufferable. Between the constant "OMG, Barbara Streisand is JUST like me!" and "No one understands my art because I'm just too good for them" snobbiness of the protagonist (and I...more
Leah K
How I Paid for College: A Novel of Sex, Theft, Friendship and Musical Theater by Marc Acito

★★★

Amazon’s Description of the book : It’s 1983 in Wallingford, New Jersey, a sleepy bedroom community outside of Manhattan. Seventeen-year-old Edward Zanni, a feckless Ferris Bueller–type, is Peter Panning his way through a carefree summer of magic and mischief. The fun comes to a halt, however, when Edward’s father remarries and refuses to pay for Edward to study acting at Juilliard.
Edward’s truly in a b
...more
Chris
Aug 02, 2011 Chris rated it 3 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: gay and lesbian teenagers, questioning teenagers, teenagers in general, fans of YA, college students
The story of Edward Zanni takes place of his senior year in high school with all the similar hijinks that high school students like to do in their last year. But for the most part, this story takes a different turn in that in order for Edward to figure out how he is going to pay for college, he has to come up with some pretty clever ways of doing it.

For the most part this story is fun and quick to read because the chapters are very short and always leaving you hanging at the end of each one. Th...more
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