<![CDATA[Look at My Striped Shirt!: Confessions of the People You Love to Hate]]>

false <![CDATA[Look at My Striped Shirt!: Confessions of the People You Love to Hate]]> http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1171846439m/122979.jpg 122979 2 Target. Observe. Ridicule. You run into them every day—the striped-shirt guy, the karaoke master, the dude with a pencil-thin beard, the guy who won’t shut up about his fantasy football team—characters who annoy, irritate, and incense us all. Based on the wildly popular essay on ThePhatPhree.com by Mike Polk, this book is a look inside the heads of the most infuriating douchebags on Earth. It’s the best of ThePhatPhree.com plus more than fifty all-new, hilarious pieces written by some of your favorite writers from this site.Everyone’s (Least) Favorite, The Striped-Shirt Guy … I will valet tonight! I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him. I will tell him, “Take it easy on the brakes, champ”! When I do not hook up with a girl at the club, I will say that the place is “full of skanks” and wait in line at another bar, only to strike out again! Your “Cool” High School Teacher … Here are some things I allow in my class that other teachers don’t: eating, drinking, swearing, dancing, smoking, fighting, cell phones, Texas hold ’em, iPods, and sex. Like my Goo Goo Dolls tee? Anyone else here down with the Dolls? No? Me either. I’m just wearing it as a goof. The Guy with Amazing Taste in Music … Personally, I haven’t listened to the radio in fifteen years. If you have ever heard a band on the radio, then I can assure you, I am not a fan. I stopped listening to American music about ten years ago. 118402 26 12 2006 Look at My Striped Shirt!: Confessions of the People You Love to Hate total:106|5:25|4:37|3:32|2:9|1:3| 106 390 178 26 1 1 false false Mon Sep 01 00:00:00 -0700 2008 Mon Sep 01 16:26:45 -0700 2008 Mon Sep 01 16:33:27 -0700 2008 grown men w/ minds of children does indeed exist. the text was mostly unreada...more...]]> 3 0 false false Tue Jan 20 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Mon Jan 19 12:42:54 -0800 2009 Tue Jan 20 10:03:28 -0800 2009 more...]]> 1 0 false false Sat Sep 01 00:00:00 -0700 2007 Wed Sep 05 23:57:49 -0700 2007 Sat Sep 15 21:21:34 -0700 2007
the reason I bought this book was because I was interested that tucker max's book was a nyt bestseller.

tucker max is an imbecile.

so i can't buy his book. and i TRIED to read it at a bookstore wi...more...]]> 3 0 false false Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 -0800 2009 Mon Jan 19 16:35:54 -0800 2009 Mon Jan 19 16:39:56 -0800 2009 more...]]> 4 0 true false Tue May 01 00:00:00 -0700 2007 Tue May 08 17:37:22 -0700 2007 Thu May 10 07:46:01 -0700 2007 more...]]> 0 0 false false Sun Jun 14 21:21:34 -0700 2009 Sun Jun 14 21:25:46 -0700 2009 3 0 false false Mon Jun 08 11:22:37 -0700 2009 Mon Jun 08 11:28:02 -0700 2009 3 0 false false Tue Jan 06 19:34:21 -0800 2009 Tue Jan 06 19:34:21 -0800 2009 0 0 false false Sun Mar 08 11:37:46 -0700 2009 Sun Mar 08 11:38:42 -0700 2009 4 0 false false Wed Jul 01 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Fri Aug 14 19:41:26 -0700 2009 Fri Aug 14 19:41:59 -0700 2009 5 0 false false Thu Mar 12 16:06:21 -0700 2009 Thu Mar 12 16:06:33 -0700 2009 4 0 false false Fri Jun 01 00:00:00 -0700 2007 Wed Aug 13 08:58:05 -0700 2008 Wed Aug 13 09:11:57 -0700 2008 more...]]> 5 0 false false Sun Aug 17 18:39:32 -0700 2008 Wed Aug 13 04:21:50 -0700 2008 Sun Aug 17 18:39:32 -0700 2008
Okay, so not EVERY essay in this book was great, but enough of them were. I laughed so hard my ...more...]]> 5 0 false false Thu Jan 17 01:22:52 -0800 2008 Thu Jan 17 02:28:36 -0800 2008 5 0 false false Mon Oct 01 00:00:00 -0700 2007 Thu Jan 31 21:58:18 -0800 2008 Thu Jan 31 21:59:57 -0800 2008
My favorites are the one about Plinko, "Its Ladybugs for me" and "welcome to every date you have ever been on."]]> 4 0 false false Thu Mar 01 00:00:00 -0800 2007 Sat Mar 31 13:15:13 -0700 2007 Sun Apr 01 11:21:52 -0700 2007 5 0 false false Wed Jul 16 09:35:09 -0700 2008 Wed Jul 16 09:36:50 -0700 2008 4 0 true false Sat Mar 01 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Wed Apr 16 20:31:17 -0700 2008 Wed Apr 16 20:32:42 -0700 2008 5 0 false false Sun Jul 01 00:00:00 -0700 2007 Wed Nov 07 06:18:45 -0800 2007 Wed Nov 07 06:19:34 -0800 2007 2 0 true false Fri Nov 07 00:00:00 -0800 2008 Fri Nov 07 06:26:36 -0800 2008 Fri Nov 07 06:27:19 -0800 2008 http://www.goodreads.com/book_link/follow/8?book_id=122979