Taft 2012
by
Jason Heller
HE'S BACK.
AND HE'S THE BIGGEST THING IN POLITICS.
He is the perfect presidential candidate. Conservatives love his hard-hitting Republican résumé. Liberals love his peaceful, progressive practicality. The media can’t get enough of his larger-than-life personality. And all the American people love that he’s an honest, hard-working man who tells it like it is.
There’s just one...more
AND HE'S THE BIGGEST THING IN POLITICS.
He is the perfect presidential candidate. Conservatives love his hard-hitting Republican résumé. Liberals love his peaceful, progressive practicality. The media can’t get enough of his larger-than-life personality. And all the American people love that he’s an honest, hard-working man who tells it like it is.
There’s just one...more
Paperback, 256 pages
Published
January 17th 2012
by Quirk Books
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The bathtub story. The goddamn bathtub story. William Howard Taft will never live that down. He vanished on the bitter day Woodrow Wilson took office and reappeared, enormous and dirt-caked, on the White House lawn nearly a hundred years later...and people are still talking about the time he got stuck in a bathtub.
What's a newly resurrected ex-President to do? Taft never wanted much in life--heck, he never even wanted to be President--but in this brave new world of bitter politics a...more
The bathtub story. The goddamn bathtub story. William Howard Taft will never live that down. He vanished on the bitter day Woodrow Wilson took office and reappeared, enormous and dirt-caked, on the White House lawn nearly a hundred years later...and people are still talking about the time he got stuck in a bathtub.
What's a newly resurrected ex-President to do? Taft never wanted much in life--heck, he never even wanted to be President--but in this brave new world of bitter politics a...more
I love the idea of this book as I understood it before reading it, but don't much care for the execution. If only I had read the acknowledgements page first, in which the author thanks his editor for giving him this idea, and mentions that this first time novelist is the previous author of The Captain Jack Sparrow Handbook. Oh. That would have seriously adjusted my expectations of what kind of book this was; less serious yet playful examination of American politics by an inspired novelist, and m...more
I've tried several times to explain this book to others, and I can see a slow question mark forming over their heads. The premise is that Taft - a relatively unpopular president - reappears in modern times, and everyone loves both him and his policies. It's fantasy, satire, humor, social commentary...it spans the gamut. It's excellent. It's far superior than any description I've been able to provide.
For some reason, though I am not a history buff, I've always been drawn to Taft's story. I remem...more
For some reason, though I am not a history buff, I've always been drawn to Taft's story. I remem...more
Interesting premise for a political satire. President William Howard Taft is suddenly alive 100 years after he disappeared on the day that his successor Woodrow Wilson took the oath of office. In the aftermath of his reappearance, a grassroots political group The Tafties forms and begins a campaign to re-elect him as Obama's successor. Taft and his granddaughter, a congresswoman, hit the campaign trail, but things don't work out like he or the Tafties hope.
This book definitely has it's moments...more
This book definitely has it's moments...more
The US Presidential election is ramping up (not that US elections ever seem to ramp down), and while the Donkeys and Elephants battle it out, author Jason Heller provides an alternative candidate in his newest novel: William Howard Taft, he of the portly proportions and handlebar mustache, the former US President of 1909-1912. According to history, Taft was a fair and principled President who felt honour-bound to complete projects often to the detriment of his own career – which turned out to be...more
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The novel opens in the year 2011, when William Howard Taft appears in the White House fountain, 98 years after disappearing off the face of the earth. So much alternate timeline love. He has no knowledge of how this happened, but one thing is for sure: the world needs him. Upon first witnessing his arrival, the Secret Service are convinced he is either an intruder, a large animal, or someone who “looked like some sort of deranged preside...more
The novel opens in the year 2011, when William Howard Taft appears in the White House fountain, 98 years after disappearing off the face of the earth. So much alternate timeline love. He has no knowledge of how this happened, but one thing is for sure: the world needs him. Upon first witnessing his arrival, the Secret Service are convinced he is either an intruder, a large animal, or someone who “looked like some sort of deranged preside...more
If you follow my reviews, you know that I am setting mysteries down for a while. I'm not liking any of them, which might not be fair to the people who read this, because they might be good.
So my new rule has been that a book must contain a very cool concept, or at least have been well received by an author who is very impressive to me. Yes, very subjective, but that's why anyone with a keyboard and an imagination can set up one of these blog things.
The concept behind "Taft 2012" mirrors a concep...more
So my new rule has been that a book must contain a very cool concept, or at least have been well received by an author who is very impressive to me. Yes, very subjective, but that's why anyone with a keyboard and an imagination can set up one of these blog things.
The concept behind "Taft 2012" mirrors a concep...more
I had never even heard of this book until today. I stopped at the library this afternoon to return Bossypants and Swimming Upstream, Slowly. I had just gone for a run not twenty minutes prior, and my chubby self still needed a bit of time to recuperate, so I wandered around the library's new books section. Once I saw the cover, I had to take a peek.
Taft 2012is a "science fiction/alternate reality meets saucy political commentary" novel. Former President William H. Taft decided to lie down and ta...more
Taft 2012is a "science fiction/alternate reality meets saucy political commentary" novel. Former President William H. Taft decided to lie down and ta...more
William Howard Taft -- a civil, courteous, classic politician who believes in compromise and despises special interests -- pops up in 2012, just as some of the American people are getting REALLY fed up with the partisan, selfish, useless politicians and powerful lobbies of the 21st century. The premise, if a little silly, holds promise. The novel, unfortunately, fails to live up. This was a book that was rushed to press in order to take advantage of the election cycle, and it's obvious. The auth...more
This book was great. I like alternative history- because, well, it's alternative history. And I'm a nerd and like history. Anyway...
William Howard Taft- disappears while heading out to the White House lawn to hear Woodrow Wilson's acceptance speech....in 1912.. and never returns. All of a sudden, flash forward to 2012...and there's Taft! Back from wherever he was(it's never completely established, but that's part of the fun). To a completely new and unhinged(in his eyes, compared to 100 years ag...more
William Howard Taft- disappears while heading out to the White House lawn to hear Woodrow Wilson's acceptance speech....in 1912.. and never returns. All of a sudden, flash forward to 2012...and there's Taft! Back from wherever he was(it's never completely established, but that's part of the fun). To a completely new and unhinged(in his eyes, compared to 100 years ag...more
Taft 2012 is part history lesson, part political commentary, part indictment of the food industry, and part quirky fantasy. Taken individually, each part would be interesting enough, but as a whole, they blend into an odd little tale about the people we choose to lead us.
The story centers around William Howard Taft, his unexplained disappearance in 1913 and his sudden reappearance in 2011. Far from being just an unwilling time traveler, Taft is a reminder to the populous of what the nation used...more
The story centers around William Howard Taft, his unexplained disappearance in 1913 and his sudden reappearance in 2011. Far from being just an unwilling time traveler, Taft is a reminder to the populous of what the nation used...more
On first impression you might be forgiven for thinking Taft 2012 is a cheap “tie-in” – a work destined for the bargain basement, and cunningly crafted to make a fast buck from the buzz surrounding the American presidential election. I will certainly hold my hands up right now and admit this was the first thought that crossed my mind when I read the blurb:
He’s back. And he’s the biggest thing in politics....more
He is the perfect presidential candidate. Conservatives love his hard-hitting Republican resu
I'm going to start right off and admit that I don't really get involved in politics. I'm currently enrolled in an Introduction to U.S. government class in college but that doesn't make me political in any sense of the word. However, the information provided by the Publisher of Taft 2012 piqued my interest in this novel.
William H. Taft.....The 27th president of the United States with a tenure from 1909 - 1913. He suddenly disappears on the day he is supposed to hand over the reigns to Woodrow Wil...more
William H. Taft.....The 27th president of the United States with a tenure from 1909 - 1913. He suddenly disappears on the day he is supposed to hand over the reigns to Woodrow Wil...more
I was ready to like this one- maybe even for the scifi book club? But no. The writing was clunky. Taft acclimated to 2012 after his hundred year (unexplained) nap far too well. His language wasn't quite different enough. And while I'm willing to believe that Taft has had his character assassins, this character was too perfect. He seemed to be just the mouthpiece for the author's "moderate" beliefs. I think the scene where Taft slept with a biker chick was supposed to be funny, but I found it utt...more
A cute alternate history tale that takes the reader along a few divergent paths; what-if Taft returned, the role of political parties in 1912 versus 2012, and the evils of processed foods and how their support is ruining America (read: the World). Truly some interesting soapbox fodder, but also a cute aspect to really make you think, while not bringing on a headache.
Heller posits what might happen if William Howard Taft were to simply reappear after he failed to show up for Woodrow Wilson's inau...more
Heller posits what might happen if William Howard Taft were to simply reappear after he failed to show up for Woodrow Wilson's inau...more
From http://weeksnotice.blogspot.com/2012/...
Jason Heller's Taft 2012 requires a significant suspension of disbelief, namely that William Howard Taft disappeared on his way to Woodrow Wilson's inauguration in 1913, hibernated, and then reappeared in late 2011. No one in the novel worries too much about the science of it all. And we're not supposed to either, because that's not the point.
The point is to gain some lighthearted perspective on partisan politics and consumption in the United States....more
Jason Heller's Taft 2012 requires a significant suspension of disbelief, namely that William Howard Taft disappeared on his way to Woodrow Wilson's inauguration in 1913, hibernated, and then reappeared in late 2011. No one in the novel worries too much about the science of it all. And we're not supposed to either, because that's not the point.
The point is to gain some lighthearted perspective on partisan politics and consumption in the United States....more
This book, the first by Jason Heller, is an odd combination of Science Fiction and Alternative History. As Science Fiction it requires us to believe an impossible thing; that William Howard Taft vanished after his one term as president and reappeared on the White House lawn in 2011. In point of fact, President Taft lived out a full and useful life and died on March 8, 1930. The Alternative History of the novel is the reaction of President Taft to finding himself alive in the twenty-first century...more
This book was not what I expected, but that is not meant in a bad way as you can see by the 4 star rating.
The book is divided into 2 sections, 2011 and 2012. 2011 was all about Taft getting to know America again and 2012 was about his campaign.
This is Hellers first book and he did an excellent job writing it. I really enjoyed the information I learned in here about Taft (although there was some fiction) and I loved how the chapters were broken up with news show excerpts, twitter 'tweets' and oth...more
The book is divided into 2 sections, 2011 and 2012. 2011 was all about Taft getting to know America again and 2012 was about his campaign.
This is Hellers first book and he did an excellent job writing it. I really enjoyed the information I learned in here about Taft (although there was some fiction) and I loved how the chapters were broken up with news show excerpts, twitter 'tweets' and oth...more
What would happen if President William Howard Taft—the 27th president of the United States—suddenly reappeared in modern day America? How would America react, and how would it affect the presidential race of 2012? Author Jason Heller tries to answer these questions in the comic novel Taft 2012.
This novel was fun while it lasted—unfortunately, it didn't last long. Clocking in at only 249 pages, it didn't explore enough of the possibilities that were possible, and in fact, the ending was so abrupt...more
This novel was fun while it lasted—unfortunately, it didn't last long. Clocking in at only 249 pages, it didn't explore enough of the possibilities that were possible, and in fact, the ending was so abrupt...more
A high-concept political satire that imagines a 2012 presidential race after William Howard Taft inexplicably emerges from a 100-year hibernation. Taft's combination of progressive conservatism appeals to a politically polarized electorate and inspires the grass-roots "Taft Party" - an obvious nod to the Tea Party. The scenes of Taft's re-entry into the modern world are quickly dispatched with very little of the "OMG airplanes television cellphones Internet!" hoopla, which is welcomed. But the l...more
Read this for book club. Actually, it was pretty good, though I got into a fight with my mother about whether or not President Taft was the spawn of Satan (her phrase, not mine).
Me: Well, whether he was actually good or bad isn't the point. It could be a lot of presidents. Heller's just using Taft to illustrate his point.
My mother: No. Taft was the SPAWN OF SATAN and he was corrupt and he sold out to the big steel companies and he was a REPUBLICAN.
Me: *tries to slide away but cannot because am s...more
Me: Well, whether he was actually good or bad isn't the point. It could be a lot of presidents. Heller's just using Taft to illustrate his point.
My mother: No. Taft was the SPAWN OF SATAN and he was corrupt and he sold out to the big steel companies and he was a REPUBLICAN.
Me: *tries to slide away but cannot because am s...more
For some reason, I always want to sing Queen's Flash Gordon theme song with Taft's name. "Taft...whoa-ohhhh...savior of the universe! "
Anyway, the book: it was okay. Taft was a well-realized character for the most part, and they handled his whole "transportation to the future" thing pretty well. There were no elaborate scenes of him gawking over Google or airplanes or whatever (except for a funny scene with Wii Golf). And he felt appropriately old-fashioned without being a parody. Heller obvious...more
Anyway, the book: it was okay. Taft was a well-realized character for the most part, and they handled his whole "transportation to the future" thing pretty well. There were no elaborate scenes of him gawking over Google or airplanes or whatever (except for a funny scene with Wii Golf). And he felt appropriately old-fashioned without being a parody. Heller obvious...more
Feb 23, 2012
Annette
rated it
4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for:
american history buffs, Harry Turtledove fans
Recommended to Annette by:
Tor
Shelves:
alternative-history,
satire
No wonder Americans had devolved into such a petty, sarcastic lot. They no longer had to look each other in the eye.
I don't know much about Taft's presidency, but this book comes at a great time in our history. Can you imagine it? A Republican with Progressive values? My, how the party has changed.
The book does go into a little history of the time so you can understand where and when Taft is coming from and how he relates to existing a century later. And how confused we are!
Heller writes a few...more
I don't know much about Taft's presidency, but this book comes at a great time in our history. Can you imagine it? A Republican with Progressive values? My, how the party has changed.
The book does go into a little history of the time so you can understand where and when Taft is coming from and how he relates to existing a century later. And how confused we are!
Heller writes a few...more
Taft 2012 is billed as a political satire, but I really don't think that's very accurate. Instead it's a light and fluffy (and short) gentle humor novel.
What if, on the day his successor is sworn in, William Howard Taft disappeared in 1913. What if he turned up again, à la Rip Van Winkle, in 2011, in the start of the build-up to the 2012 election. And what if a disenchanted electorate found that they really like what they know of his politics from a hundred years earlier.
So, we get Taft adjustin...more
What if, on the day his successor is sworn in, William Howard Taft disappeared in 1913. What if he turned up again, à la Rip Van Winkle, in 2011, in the start of the build-up to the 2012 election. And what if a disenchanted electorate found that they really like what they know of his politics from a hundred years earlier.
So, we get Taft adjustin...more
A little book about a big man (Would you like a little sci-fi with your politics?)
Published by Quirk Books in January of 2012.
248 pages.
Okay, let's get the ridiculous part of the book out of the way. Yes, Taft 2012 is based entirely on a silly premise: What if William Howard Taft disappeared from history the day Wilson was inaugurated and arrived in the year 2011 and fired up everyone's imagination to run for president again in 2012? But, setting that aside, what if Taft were alive and well tod...more
Published by Quirk Books in January of 2012.
248 pages.
Okay, let's get the ridiculous part of the book out of the way. Yes, Taft 2012 is based entirely on a silly premise: What if William Howard Taft disappeared from history the day Wilson was inaugurated and arrived in the year 2011 and fired up everyone's imagination to run for president again in 2012? But, setting that aside, what if Taft were alive and well tod...more
Disclaimer: I received this book as part of a Goodreads giveaway.
The story begins with the interesting premise of William Howard Taft re-awakening in time for the 2012 election. Most of the book revolves around his difficulties assimilating to life 100 years in the future from the world he left behind, and seems to rely too heavily (pun intended) on his struggles with his weight and hunger. As a history buff, I would have preferred that this was a fact-filled tome that takes us into the psyche a...more
The story begins with the interesting premise of William Howard Taft re-awakening in time for the 2012 election. Most of the book revolves around his difficulties assimilating to life 100 years in the future from the world he left behind, and seems to rely too heavily (pun intended) on his struggles with his weight and hunger. As a history buff, I would have preferred that this was a fact-filled tome that takes us into the psyche a...more
Taft 2012 is a hilarious, mildly sardonic political satire. Jason Heller nails the political landscape of our present age and the hyper media that assaults us with political campaigns 24/7, 365 days of 3 out of every 4 years. Heller also manages to affectionately capture William Howard Taft, one of our nation’s most neglected presidents, blending history and alternate history into a wonderful character study.
How would a principled man, concerned with the rule of law and justice – a man who pref...more
How would a principled man, concerned with the rule of law and justice – a man who pref...more
Taft 2012 is a quick, quirky, funny and surprisingly touching little book.
Jason Heller creates a world in which Taft disappeared nearly a hundred years earlier, only to reappear in the White House garden in 2011. He quickly gets up to speed on what has changed while he was away and before he knows it, becomes swept up in the 2012 presidential race.
The book maintains a light touch throughout. It is consistently humorous while also being poignant and sometimes very insightful. Taft takes you back...more
Jason Heller creates a world in which Taft disappeared nearly a hundred years earlier, only to reappear in the White House garden in 2011. He quickly gets up to speed on what has changed while he was away and before he knows it, becomes swept up in the 2012 presidential race.
The book maintains a light touch throughout. It is consistently humorous while also being poignant and sometimes very insightful. Taft takes you back...more
The first book in a long time that I've had a ton of fun reading. Not that I've been trudging through all the other books I've been reading, but this one was just a breath of fresh air. Exciting and unexpected.
What if William Howard Taft, after losing his re-election bid in 1912, disappeared completely from the public scene. His disappearance is a mystery until 2011 when he reawakens, apparently having fallen into a fitful slumber for 99 years. What would people do with a newly minted former pre...more
What if William Howard Taft, after losing his re-election bid in 1912, disappeared completely from the public scene. His disappearance is a mystery until 2011 when he reawakens, apparently having fallen into a fitful slumber for 99 years. What would people do with a newly minted former pre...more
The first book in a long time that I've had a ton of fun reading. Not that I've been trudging through all the other books I've been reading, but this one was just a breath of fresh air. Exciting and unexpected.
What if William Howard Taft, after losing his re-election bid in 1912, disappeared completely from the public scene. His disappearance is a mystery until 2011 when he reawakens, apparently having fallen into a fitful slumber for 99 years. What would people do with a newly minted former pre...more
What if William Howard Taft, after losing his re-election bid in 1912, disappeared completely from the public scene. His disappearance is a mystery until 2011 when he reawakens, apparently having fallen into a fitful slumber for 99 years. What would people do with a newly minted former pre...more
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I'm a Denver-based writer who contributes regularly to The A.V. Club and Alternative Press. Quirk Books will publish my debut novel, Taft 2012, as well as a series of middle-grade horror books (to be announced). I'm also the nonfiction editor of Clarkesworld Magazine and am represented by Jennifer Jackson of Donald Maass Literary Agency.
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