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Grandes mentiras para niños pequeños (Lies to Tell Small Kids)

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Tras el éxito cosechado con El libro de los conejitos suicidas y El regreso de los conejitos suicidas, Andy Riley dirige su irreverente sentido del humor hacia los niños y a las mentiras que inventan los adultos para mantenerlos quietecitos y evitar que estorben demasiado.

Las mentiras que propone Andy Riley van desde las simplemente falaces hasta las realmente crueles: “Ti
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Hardcover, 96 pages
Published by Astiberri (first published January 1st 2005)
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FeReSHte
Mar 30, 2015 FeReSHte rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: comics, humour
همه مون یه روزی بچه بودیم و به همه مون دروغ کم نگفتن:دی

اگه میخواین تلافی دروغ هایی که بهتون گفتند رو سر نسل های بعدی دربیارین این کتاب حدود هشتاد تا ایده ی عالی در اختیارتون قرار میده...می تونین به بچه ها بگین و واکنششون رو سیر کنید و بهشون تو دلتون بخندین یا از کجا معلوم شاید هم اونها به شما تو دلشون خندیدن
:-"

مورد علاقه ی من


و این خخخخ


مطمئن نیستم این یکی خیلی به درد بچه های وطنی بخوره


وشاید دلتون بخواد به بچه کمی هم درس علوم بدین




با آرزوی موفقیت برای شما دوستان :دی
Mahdi
ممنون بابت دوستانی که ریویو نوشتن و باعث شد دانلود کنم.
بعضی از دروغ هاش باید خیلی سن پایینی داشته باشه بچه تا باور کنه. ولی کلاً خوندن دروغ هاش باعث خنده میشد. بعضیاشون خیلی هوشمندانه بودن.

راستش رو بخواید، خود آدم ناخواسته وقتی با بچه سر و کله میزنه، شیطان درونش باعث میشه محض سرکار گذاشتن این کارو بکنه و بعضی وقتا نتیجه ش خیلی جالب میشه: بچه دوان دوان میره پیش مادرش و میپرسه که آیا واقعاً اینطوریه؟ و مادرش اگه اهل حال باشه، دروغ رو تأیید میکنه و دوتا هم میذاره روش و خلاصه داستانی میشه!
ستایش  دشتی
ترکیبی از بامزهبازیهای جالب و بامزهبازیهای بیمزه بود، ولی واقعاً خوش میگذره آدم یه بچّه رو این طوری سرِ کار بذاره!
باهاش قهقهه نزدم امّا لبخند زدم. ایدههای خلّاقانه و بعضاً انتقادیای داشت!

کلّی با خودم کلنجار رفتم زمانِ خوندنش رو تو گودریدز بزنم یا نه، چون حس میکردم بهتره تو چلنجم محاسبه نشه! :د
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Veeral

Andy Riley is at his best when he thinks up unique and gory ideas about bunnies committing suicide. So far there are three books in the bunny suicides series, and all are morbidly funny.

This book, not so much.

Stick to killing cute rabbits, Andy.
Narges Moini
Jan 27, 2016 Narges Moini rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Narges by: FeReSHte
Shelves: طنز

(بچه که بودم کسی رو لازم نداشتم که بهم این دروغا رو بگه. سر خود به حرف این عکسه رسیده بودم.)
Mohammad Ali

اصلا در قد و قواره کتاب دیگه ی رایلی - یعنی سری خودکشی اون خرگوشه - نیست. در اصل ایده ی سر کار گذاشتنش جالبه و چند مورد از سرکار گذاشتناش
Harun Harahap
Doh, emak gw klo boong kagak segitunye amat dah ye..palingan juga:

1. Tu nasi klo lu kagak abisin, ntar pas tidur die berobah jadi gajah trus ngejar-ngejar lu..

2. Udeh, jangan nangis mulu..ntar aer mata lu abis..

3. Ayo makan..ntar klo kagak biar dipanggilin ondel-ondel ni biar dibawa ke rumahnye..

4. Jangan banyak makan buni*sejenis buah gitu*, ntar lidah lu berobah jadi ungu selamenye..

5. Klo tu kuku kagak dipotong, ntar cacing-cacing pada betelor disonoh..

6. Biji jeruknya jangan ditelen ye, ntar
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Dina
Dec 08, 2009 Dina rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: comics, to-blog
Some jokes were hilarious, others were kind of meh. All in all, this was a quick, funny and twisted read.
owl
Apr 12, 2010 owl rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: owl, ebook
hehehehehehe..buku yang lucu.
gimana yah kalo beneran diceritain ke anak kecil.
tinggal nunggu digetok emak-nya.


"Most birds wear parachutes in case they suddenly forget how to fly"


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I'mogén
What a random and strange little book! It did pull some giggles out of me though, I must admit, haha!

Pick it up, give it a go and enjoy! ^^
Gén
Thesunan
Apr 16, 2010 Thesunan rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
hear!! hear!!! heheehehe




mungkin ini awal cerita dari istilah TGIF : Thanks God It's Friday

Zedsdead
Feb 20, 2016 Zedsdead rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Zedsdead by: People who hate kids. Or like kids. Or have met kids.
Andy Riley is an evil genius.

"If you spin around really fast and then stop your face will skid round to the back of your head."

"The statue of liberty switches hands when her torch arm gets tired. She only does it when no-one's looking. The next time should be in about twelve years."

"Birds wear parachutes in case they suddenly forget how to fly."

"Your dad is really a yeti. He shaves his entire body every morning."

"BEWARE GUITARS. A small hairy primate called a Warris lives inside every one. They
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Negar
Jun 17, 2015 Negar rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
فقط یکی دوتاش بود که منو واقعا خندوند. توی بقیه ی کتاب داشتم فکر می کردم واقعا کی دلش میاد همچنین چیزایی رو به بچه ها بگه؟ :|

من خودم سرکار گذاشتن بچه ها رو خیلی دوست دارم :)) ولی نه این شکلی. اینظطوری هم خود بچه ی بدبخت ضایع میشه هم اون طرفی که اینا رو بهش گفته بعدم عقده ای میشه :)) باید یه جوری سرکار بذاری بچه رو که هم خودت بخندی هم خودش :-"

کلا معتقدم این کتاب غیراخلاقی بود :))
و بیمزه :|
Michael
Feb 27, 2011 Michael rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: other-fiction
This is amazing! Hahaha... I tried a few of these on my 5-year-old brother and they're great. The great thing is that some of them are based on fact.

-For example, 1 in 10 fish are afraid of water.
-2 in 40,000 cars that leave the car factory are "Siamese cars"; if they share an axle, they can never be separated.
-If you try a vegetable, you might like it.

The art is hilarious, too.
Tortla
Some of these lies don't live up to the title. But some of them are downright hilarious. And the pictures vacillate between being adorable/weird and ugly/weird. I've really been wanting to use the word "vacillate" lately. Score.
Pat
Dec 03, 2015 Pat rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
If you're old-fashioned and pure of heart, this is not the book for you!

But if you like slightly twisted off-the-wall humor, this book is hysterical.

I still think my Dad wrote this book. I just know he didn't go to heaven, he's been re-incarnated as Andy Riley! Yup, the same kind of stuff I heard growing up but they can't be lies! Can they!?!

Hey if you grew up hearing old wive's tales, urban legends, or imaginative ramblings that were so much more interesting than the dry facts other poor kid
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Nung Nurchasanah
Mar 22, 2011 Nung Nurchasanah rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: buku-asing
buku ini ringan banget tapi tetap bikin mikir. joke-jokenya cerdas. kebayang kalo joke ini dibaca bareng sama anak kecilnya, mereka pasti bingung dan mungkin brenti nanya karena mereka gak ngerti jawaban pertanyaan yang gak nyambung tapi bener juga. hahaha. ada beberapa yang paling lucu menurut saya seperti,

mice collect your dandruff and eat it as cornflake (p25) lol

mugs are just cup who have been to the gym (p32) nyengir

most birds wear parachute in case they suddenly forget how to fly (p49)

if y
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Socialbookshelves.com
This book is a lot of fun, a quick read which includes such gems as, “Two in every forty thousand cars leave the factory as Siamese cars. If they share an axle, they can never be separated.” Each of the great lies is illustrated, and it’s been praised by Simon Pegg, Sir Elton John and Hugh Grant, amongst others. Besides, how else would you find out that milk feels pain? Go grab it!
Verity T. Ease
Nov 14, 2015 Verity T. Ease rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: graphic-novel, comics

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Absurdly funny!
Jalyn
Mar 28, 2013 Jalyn rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Funny stuff! I've read this book a number of times and it always makes me laugh. If your kids are ever driving you crazy, just pick up a copy of this book and imagine telling them some of the things in it. The next time I'm going crazy, I just might pull this book out and try a few of them. I particularly like

"They say no two snowflakes are the same, but who's ever checked?
I'll give you a hundred dollars if you can find me a matching pair."

that would keep them entertained and be entertaining fo
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Rachael Hewison
I was thrilled to learn that Andy Riley had created a new set of cartoons 'Great Lies to Tell Small Kids.' I desperately hoped it would be as good as the Bunny Suicides but it didn't quite live up to it.

Don't get me wrong; some of them are hilarious and it's so tempting to try them out on small children. I actually remember having been told a few of them myself (the lifting the chair up one) so that was a nice touch. On the whole though some of them were quite bland and I'd say less than half of
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Sam
Apr 13, 2010 Sam rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
luv the part showing

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smtimes u just cant avoid kids firing u with questions - seriously endless questions.. and this is great lies :D

and milk feels pain???!! hahahaha... hayooo habiskan susunya anak2..

or a dvd player that will play movies abt pig if u put ham on the player or abt cows if u put cheese instead and even window reflection on every balloon

the drawing is so simple yet there are hidden massages to reveal, hihihi.. now u go play nicely and never ever tell fibs..

way t'go Ril
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Mark
Apr 24, 2011 Mark rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: adult-fictions
From the creator of the bestselling Suicide Bunny books comes more wicked humour, Great Lies to Tell Small Kids. Those lies mentioned here range from merely bogus to truly cruel: "Every ant you meet must be named"; "It takes the beaks of seven penguins to make a Penguin biscuit" "All wind is made by wind farms" "Wine makes mummy clever". Each hilarious cartoon tells a tall tale to bamboozle kids and entertain wicked adults everywhere.

Some were hilarious, I must admit, but most were so weird I fi
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Jan
Nov 22, 2015 Jan rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Another book of twisted cartoons from the author of The Book of Bunny Suicides. Andy Riley's still got it.
Nirwa
Jun 26, 2015 Nirwa rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Loved it. Pretty sure my dad could have contributed to this.
Kristijan
Simpatična knjižica, ali ipak ne može da nadmaši zekonje :)
Marc Pastor
Sep 29, 2015 Marc Pastor rated it it was amazing
Molt divertit.
Bettie☯
So astute:

'Wine makes mummy clever'

Tal179
Feb 15, 2015 Tal179 rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Funny!
annik
Feb 02, 2016 annik rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Еще одна рисованная книжка от Andy Riley, на этот раз содержание намного разнообразнее тех же зайчиков. Ее я читала первой у него, и поэтому с ней у меня связано впечатлений больше, но в общем-то суть та же — полистать, поулыбаться и забыть. Ну, еще друзьям показать.

Это сборник всяческой чуши, которой можно забить головушки маленьких детей. Абсолютно дикие вещи, в которые я бы точно поверила, будь помладше))) Помидорки и молоко убили 8)
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Andy Riley is a cartoonist and scriptwriter from Britain.
He drew a weekly strip cartoon for The Observer Magazine called Roasted, which is also collected in hardback edition. So far his books have sold around one and a half million copies and have been published in eighteen countries, producing calendar, greetings card and poster spin-offs. Lucky Heather is his self-published mini-comic.
His comedy
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