Darkmans (Thames Gateway, #3)

Darkmans (Thames Gateway #3)

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Shortlisted for the Man Booker Prize, Darkmans is an exhilarating, extraordinary examination of the ways in which history can play jokes on us all... If History is just a sick joke which keeps on repeating itself, then who exactly might be telling it, and why? Could it be John Scogin, Edward IV's infamous court jester, whose favorite pastime was to burn people alive - for

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Hardcover, 838 pages
Published by Fourth Estate (GB) (first published 2007)
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Chris
I was stunned. I was bored. I laughed. I sighed. I was disturbed. I was elated. I couldn't put it down. I dreaded having to pick it up. I chortled. I grunted. I embraced this tome's rogue's gallery. I was exasperated by them. I was moved. I was impatient. I was apprehensive. I was excited. I felt stirrings. I lengthened and shortened. I smiled. I frowned. I snorted. I rolled my eyes. I dug for nuggets. I backslid. I was propelled by its ebullience. I held my breath. I farted. I zoned right in. I...more
Paul
Nov 23, 2012 Paul rated it 2 of 5 stars
Shelves: novels
Such a great cover, too.

This is what Nicola Barker does. Here she's talking about what her character Elen does. She's a chiropodist.:

On a good day she was a Superman or a Wonderwoman,
doggedly fighting foot-crime and the causes of foot-crime (usually - when all was finally said and done - the ill-fitting shoe . . . Okay, so it was hardly The Riddler, or The Penguin, but in a serious head-to-head between a violent encounter with either one of these two comic-book baddies and an eight-hour, minimu
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Molly
Aug 17, 2012 Molly rated it 3 of 5 stars Recommends it for: People with a lot of patience
Darkmans is funny and interesting, though it doesn't become either until almost 300 pages into the 800+ page story. Barker's style of writing (which gives the grammar lover in me nightmares), is tough to follow until she tones it down a little and really lets the narrative take over. At that point, I was able to stop lamenting all the commas that could have been and start really paying attention to the story.

When I finished the book, though, I sat back and thought, "Hmm. Didn't know how to tie t...more
Drew
This is going to sound strange, because I imagine most people would think the opposite, but I think if Darkmans were 500 pages shorter (aka the length of a normal book), I would very likely have hated it. The style is maddening in several ways:

1) Barker has a tendency to over-italicize. I know this because I worry that I italicize too much, and if someone else's italics are bothering me, it must be a serious problem. I'm not kidding; Darkmans is like that old newspaper comic Brenda Starr*, where...more
Kinga
Anytime I see a book this size I think: "What was that you had to say that you needed more than 800 pages to do it?". And I am intrigued, because, surely, it must be something magnificent to justify the magnificent size. On the other hand I know that I suffer from severe obsessive-compulsive disorder and if I started this book I would just have to finish it no matter what. There is a possibility it could be 800 pages of blabbering, or worse yet, 800 pages of impenetrable ontological debates.

Luck...more
Eva Mitnick
This was an intriguing but ultimately baffling book. A small group of disparate but interconnected people in a small town in England all seem, to varying degrees, to be obsessed or even possessed by the medieval past, and in particular a jester named John Scogin (presumably the "Darkmans" of the title). This part of the book is puzzling and spooky/weird and even unnecessary, as these folks are interesting enough without the supernatural/psychological weirdness. It took a while to get used to the...more
Kirstie
Nov 20, 2011 Kirstie rated it 5 of 5 stars Recommends it for: People interested in postmodern experimental fiction
It's about as challenging to describe Nicola Barker's writing style as it is to read it but picture Thomas Pynchon's twisty and chaotic words with an unreliable narrator in terms of depicting the true reality of every moment crossed with a bit of Flannery O'Connor and you'll have something close. Her vocabulary in and of itself is like a dense road to travel on but it's filled with some glorious wit and cultural references too, for those of us who enjoy sightseeing.

I don't use this term lightly...more
Joan
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Nathan "N.R." Gaddis
Nov 11, 2012 Nathan "N.R." Gaddis marked it as the-value-of-a-dollar
Recommended to Nathan "N.R." by: steven moore
The obligatory Steven Moore review:

"'Tis the season of huge literary novels. Those of us for whom size matters welcome with holiday cheer Denis Johnson's "Tree of Smoke," James McCourt's "Now Voyagers," two new translations of Tolstoy's "War and Peace," Paul Verhaeghen's "Omega Minor," Alexander Theroux's "Laura Warholic" and the 992-page "Adventures of Amir Hamza," an old Urdu saga (by way of Arabia and Persia) newly translated for the Modern Library. Crashing this boys' club from England comes...more
Nick

This was a really entertaining read. Despite the length (over 800 pgs) I cruised through it in about a week. Darkmans is written in a unique style that uses mostly dialog and inner narrative to move everything forward. The result is a fast pace that keeps the reader purposely on edge, slightly confused and constantly guessing. This pace really fits the plot well, which focuses on an ensemble cast of characters in a small English town who are all experiencing something strange, mystical and dange...more
Mary-anne
Mar 11, 2010 Mary-anne rated it 4 of 5 stars Recommends it for: Tarantino fans
I'm 100 pages in and struggling. Nothing's coming together for me yet. Hopefully it won't ramble for the remaining 738 pages.

350 pages in and enjoying MUCH more. Very funny book.


Whew!! What a ride. This book reminded me very much of a Tarantino movie in that some of the situations are absolutely off the wall (the pillory scene, for example), it's fast-paced and you just have to go with it. I'm sure there are many levels on which you could take this book and it would take another couple of reads...more
Jo Case
Nicola Barker’s Darkmans was the ‘dark horse’ of this year’s Man Booker shortlist.

As we all know, it didn’t win, but in my humble opinion, Darkmans is a literary masterpiece – and one of the most endlessly fascinating books I have ever read.

Reading Darkmans is a bit like watching one of those nature documentaries where the camera lingers on an utterly ordinary, banal, patch of lawn, slowly drilling down to capture the intricate anthropological detail of the insect life buzzing among the blades....more
Daniel
What a wonderful book with which to begin the new year. "Darkmans" has been on my radar ever since the book's cover caught my eye four years ago (that tongue-wagging devil is creepy). The book's heft and weirdness intimidated me at first, and I filed it away in my mind as a "get to when it's time" book.

This year, it was time--and what a time I had with this book! The story, though small in actual scale, is peppered with so many warrens and boltholes and caches that captured me without warning an...more
Warwick
A strange book, which can be funny, moving, thought-provoking – as well as frustrating. But then it is set in Ashford, which is all of those things and less. The plot is hard to summarise, although as a reader you'll probably be more preoccupied with unpicking the Byzantine web of connections which links the cast. The nearest thing to a central character is Kane, a layabout and amiable drug-dealer; he has a strained relationship with his father Beede, who works at the local hospital. Both of the...more
Ian Mapp
Oh dear. This is the worst kind of book - long (838 pages), doesnt go anywhere and leaves you wondering what the hell it was all about. And to top it all off, it doesnt even match the blurb on the back that says its to do with 20th century getting possessed by a medieveal spirit. I dont think that happens - but then again, I was so bored, it could have.

So why put up with it.... I dont really know. They was enough humour in the first 300 pages (that admitedly, due to the gaps, were rapidly despat...more
Kate
I think it's damn clever, and I personally highly enjoyed the font-play and use of the space on the page to add another layer of experience in reading the book. But I felt it dabbled, danced around, lacked depth (and alliteration)...seriously, there was glorious darkness here, as anyone who has Google Book searched for "John Scogin" and found the original compendium of his "pranks" and "teases" can attest. There was also pathos aplenty---the Kurdish mobster, with his adroit and commanding langua...more
Rula Zein-iddin
I am still reeling from Nicola's incredibly unique writing style. Her characters are so authentic & vivacious that after almost 900 pages Kelly & Gaffar now feel a part of my history!



I literally damaged my wrist holding this book in bed as I read it & was awakened on several occasions by it falling from my sleepy hands but you just cannot give-up on this crazy & hysterically funny (& tragic) adventure that Nicola takes you on - her writing is ALIVE in a way few authors can h...more
Kirsty Darbyshire
When the Booker Prize longlist came out I ordered a couple of the 13 books from the library. I didn't really look very deeply into the details of the books, in fact I pretty much ordered them blind hoping that being on the longlist would be enough to give me something interesting to read.

I didn't bargain on the first book that turned up being an over 800 page doorstep. (No, not a doorstop, I do think you could use this as a doorstep!)

My first impressions weren't great and I struggled through par...more
Nigel
A sweeping sprawling doorstopper of a novel that irrites at first but soon propels you along with its restless energy, intelligence and intricacy. Even after 838 pages it still leaves feeling bereft and wanting more. The brash characters and naff setting in Ashford don't immediately appeal and the breathless writing style takes a bit of getting used, but the unravelling of the convoluted story with overtones of mysterious forces at work cleverly draws you in and never lets go.
MJ Nicholls
I want to review Darkmans but I should be researching UK agents so I can submit my own novel to snotty Islington ministers’ daughters—the sort who fall down drooling at The Kite Runner or some such oxplop—in the hope that one day I can write a tongue-in-cheek five-star review of my own novel on Goodreads then re-post a series of self-promoting updates every four minutes for everyone to ignore, then fight off a caustically withering slapdown from Mr. Bryant with four pages of unpunctuated vitriol...more
Clint
This was a shot in the dark I took, never having heard of the book or the author, and I scored. The writing of this book isn't the kind of thing I usually go for, stream of consciousness, sound effects, etc., and there were way more pop culture references than I normally tolerate, but in the end, this book reminds me of a really simplified Thomas Pynchon, meant as a compliment. I knew by about page 5 or 6 hundred that when the book ended at page 838 I wasn't going to understand everything that w...more
Josh Ang
Primarily about the estranged relationship between Beede and his drug-pusher layabout son, the layers of their relationship and back history are peeled away amidst the olde English spirit possession of Beede's Germanic friend Isidore.

And that's where the story spirals out of control as Barker tries to add too many ingredients into her mix. The supernatural elements didn't quite gel... After a while I got really irritated with the constant intrusion of the characters' thoughts even as they conve...more
Catherine Woodman
I have a an undeniable affinity for the Man Booker Prize winners, and recently started to look a little deeper at the long list that is generated every year--the prize recently started a very well done web site that makes it easy to see what was long and then short listed every year, and since I loved THe White Tiger so much, I have been working my way through some of the long list over the last two years and this is one of them. I must say, this does have some of the characteristics that make t...more
Shonna Froebel
I've had this on the shelf for a while and finally tackled it. Like all of her books that I've read, it isn't straightforward, and it took me awhile to figure out what the different fonts indicated. One font stands for thoughts, and one for speech in a foreign language. At the center of this story are Beede and his son Kane. Beede runs the laundry at the local hospital, but has been involved over the years in various civic activities. Kane deals in the black market for prescription drugs. The tw...more
Ben
I read this through once, then immediately started over. It's the sort of book that takes a couple of readings to see its shape--like that low-budget sci-fi film Primer. I think Nicola Barker is one of the best contemporary writers--not least because she challenges herself with each book. This is nothing like her previous novels, but it is equally brilliant.
Jody
The best word I can think of to describe Darkmans is engaging. It's not a difficult book to read, but it's not one you can skim or coast through. It requires the reader to engage actively with what's going on; otherwise, she'll never keep up. Barker has an unconventional writing style that I loved, although it's probably not for everyone. (It took several pages to get into the rhythm of it.)

The characters are by far the novel's strong suit--Kelly Broad might be my new favorite character. Ever. U...more
Malini Sridharan
I think that every book that both Josie and I both give five stars to should go in a special list of guaranteed crowd pleasers.

The juxtaposition of this thoroughly modern setting and the force of history bubbling underneath it was fantastic.
Derek Baldwin
The inhabiting spirit of a long-dead court jester causes unrest (but also reconciliation) among citizens of Ashford... I think. Not much of a synopsis considering it took me several weeks to plow through 800+ pages!

I really like how Nicola Barker carefully introduces each of the characters and that they are fully-fleshed creations even if she does push them around like pawns some of the time. It's very skilful, sometimes very funny, and because the setting is a part of the world I know well tha...more
Karen
After reading too many disposable novels I was desperate for something to sink my teeth into. Well, for a week, I neglected my children, ignored my e-mails, forgot my husband and literally curled up with this. Even on the rare occasions I wasn't reading it (one must periodically eat, sleep and wash) I was thinking about it. In fact, it felt like it was alive in my head, which wasn't altogether a pleasant sensation - found myself doubting my sanity sometimes. It was a rare beast: bizarre but not...more
Jason
As with much of worth, it is difficult to recommend this book to many because most people would simply hate it. Its mere nuances, engulfed in an 800+ page leviathan of a novel, would be troubling and difficult. The book centers on language and its development, is haunted by a long-dead English court jester who randomly possesses the main characters, and has nary a plot to speak of. Lots of stuff is hinted at, but coalescence is in the eye of the beholder. It is funny and weird and full of tricke...more
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Nicola Barker is an English writer.
Nicola Barker’s eight previous novels include Darkmans (short-listed for the 2007 Man Booker and Ondaatje prizes, and winner of the Hawthornden Prize), Wide Open (winner of the 2000 International IMPAC Dublin Literary Award), and Clear (long-listed for the Man Booker Prize in 2...more
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“You think it's all rather too "New Age" to be taken seriously, eh?'
'Not at all.'
'But it's an ancient discipline...'
'New Age disciplines invariably are,' Beede said, disparagingly, 'but in the modern world they lack context - we just pick them up and then toss them back down again, we consume them. They have no moral claim on us. No moral value. And without that they're rendered meaningless, fatuous, even.”
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