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All the Ways Moosh Failed Me

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"Moosh was never my real mother. I was never a twinkle in her soulless eyes and there is no shared blood between us. How do I know? Moosh never loved Fa enough to bear his child. She was insistent on this fact and repeated it to me many times."

So begins the fictional memoir of a toddler living with a homicidal maniac. Moosh is the world's worst mother, veering between bout
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Published by Amazon (first published April 15th 2011)
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Apr 26, 2011 Sarah added it  ·  (Review from the author)
Shelves: horror
Hi readers.

This is my book, well, it's more of a long, short story, actually.

I realized there isn't much info about it here on Goodreads... so... yeah.

It's an ebook.

You can buy it at Amazon if you like.

There are accordians and evil poodles in it.

It might entertain you for a while if you are at the airport or looking for something to read on the loo.

The grammar isn't too bad and the cover is actually kind of cute, though you wouldn't know that if you looked at it on Goodreads.

I'm not going
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