false http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1180826643m/1081279.jpg 1081279 3 <div><b>A masterpiece of religious parody in the tradition of Kurt Vonnegut. </b><br><br>Japs Eye Fontanelle, an 88-year-old overweight, retired Japanese kamikaze pilot, insists that he is the rightful king of the Holy Channel Island of Jersey. He also claims to be the Creator of the Universe. This is his autobiography, written while under armed guard inside the gold vault at Fort Knox. Fontanelle recounts his truly remarkable life: from his birth in the city of Kyoto and his involvement in World War II, to his study of the ancient science of astrology, the historic discovery of his own divinity, and the founding of the first Astrological Kingdom on Earth. Occasionally, when he isn't busy creating galaxies, he takes a break to watch "Star Trek". <br><br>Structured in twelve meticulously-researched, hilariously funny zodiacal chapters-and padded with photo inserts revealing such delights as God returning from his ninth suicide mission, Shinto monks, and God's genitals- <i>The Astrological Diary of God</i> is a savage and irreverent take on modern belief.<br></div> 1068017 1999 The Astrological Diary of God total:26|5:4|4:8|3:9|2:4|1:1| 26 88 35 3 2 0 false false Mon Mar 16 00:00:00 -0700 2009 Mon Mar 02 11:01:48 -0800 2009 Mon Mar 23 11:48:56 -0700 2009 5 0 false false Sat May 24 13:14:40 -0700 2008 Sat May 24 13:16:33 -0700 2008 1 0 true false Sat Dec 01 00:00:00 -0800 2007 Mon Oct 22 04:50:45 -0700 2007 Fri Dec 07 04:12:30 -0800 2007 ]]> 5 0 false false Tue Sep 08 14:15:51 -0700 2009 Tue Sep 08 14:15:51 -0700 2009 4 0 false false Wed Jun 03 16:01:31 -0700 2009 Wed Jun 03 16:01:31 -0700 2009 4 0 false false Thu Aug 28 06:53:39 -0700 2008 Thu Aug 28 06:53:39 -0700 2008 0 0 false false Mon Aug 18 13:46:58 -0700 2008 Mon Aug 18 13:46:58 -0700 2008 3 0 false false Thu Jul 17 20:07:10 -0700 2008 Thu Jul 17 20:07:10 -0700 2008 0 0 false false Sun Jul 13 19:35:03 -0700 2008 Sun Jul 13 23:31:16 -0700 2008 2 0 false false Thu Jul 10 16:44:35 -0700 2008 Thu Jul 10 16:44:35 -0700 2008 0 0 false false Sun May 25 16:01:13 -0700 2008 Sun May 25 16:01:13 -0700 2008 0 0 false false Sun Apr 27 19:55:50 -0700 2008 Tue Oct 21 15:29:50 -0700 2008 0 0 false false Sun Apr 27 18:18:42 -0700 2008 Sun Apr 27 18:18:42 -0700 2008 3 0 false false Sun Apr 27 10:17:32 -0700 2008 Sun Apr 27 10:17:37 -0700 2008 2 0 false false Thu Apr 17 13:42:18 -0700 2008 Thu Apr 17 13:42:18 -0700 2008 2 0 false false Fri Mar 07 11:37:03 -0800 2008 Fri Mar 07 11:37:03 -0800 2008 3 0 false false Tue Feb 26 11:54:01 -0800 2008 Tue Feb 26 11:54:01 -0800 2008 0 0 false false Tue Feb 19 12:34:08 -0800 2008 Tue Feb 19 12:34:08 -0800 2008 3 0 false false Fri Feb 08 23:49:22 -0800 2008 Fri Feb 08 23:49:22 -0800 2008 4 0 false false Tue Feb 05 05:17:44 -0800 2008 Tue Feb 05 05:17:44 -0800 2008 http://www.goodreads.com/book_link/follow/8?book_id=1081279