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Everything You Need to Survive the Apocalypse
by
Lucas Klauss (Goodreads Author)
Phillip’s sophomore year is off to a rough start. One of his best friends ditches him for a group of douchebags. His track coach singles him out for personalized, torturous training sessions. And his dad decides to clean out all of the emergency supplies from the basement, even though the world could end in disaster at any moment... and even though those supplies are all P...more
Hardcover, 402 pages
Published
January 3rd 2012
by Simon Pulse
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I have the same sort of relationship with God as I do with Customer Service representatives. I don't really think of Him much until I have a problem, but when I do, I expect Him to answer my call, take down my complaint and solve it immediately.
I cannot in all fairness give this book a rating, because I am far from being the intended audience for a book of this sort. Firstly, I am an agnost. Secondly, I am made severely uncomfortable by religious literature of any sort. Thirdly, even the mentio...more
Everything You Need to Survive the Apocalypse is not the type of book I would normally choose. It deals a lot with religion, and I tend to avoid those sort of books. I do believe in God, but I dislike overly simplistic Christian messages and what I see as the conservative leaning bias of many of the people who live in Ohio and the rest of the Midwest. So, no creepy Amish Christian novels for me. I'm not exactly sure why I decided to download and read the book. It has a fairly cool cover, and I w...more
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Ein Wort: Mogelpackung. Everything You Need To Survive The Apocalypse ist nicht das, was man erwartet, wenn man sich die Verpackung anschaut. Weder Cover, noch Titel oder Inhaltsangabe sind ein Indikator dafür, worum es in diesem Buch geht. Es ist keinesfalls ein Endzeitroman und viel mehr als eine Coming Of Age Geschichte. In Everything Everything You Need To Survive The Apocalypse geht es viel mehr um Religion und was es eigentlich bedeutet ein Christ zu sein.
Aber von vorn. Das B...more
Ein Wort: Mogelpackung. Everything You Need To Survive The Apocalypse ist nicht das, was man erwartet, wenn man sich die Verpackung anschaut. Weder Cover, noch Titel oder Inhaltsangabe sind ein Indikator dafür, worum es in diesem Buch geht. Es ist keinesfalls ein Endzeitroman und viel mehr als eine Coming Of Age Geschichte. In Everything Everything You Need To Survive The Apocalypse geht es viel mehr um Religion und was es eigentlich bedeutet ein Christ zu sein.
Aber von vorn. Das B...more
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“There are five workshops to choose from, and I can’t even figure out what some of them are. I need one called “Answers,” but its not on here.” (Klauss,342)Being a teenager can be stressful, and Phillip was too caught up in his life to realize it before. Now, his best friends are arguing with each other, his “girlfriend” doesn’t seem to want to be with him no more and his coach who absolutely hates him is all of a sudden being nice to him. When will Phillip finally get the answers he has been wa...more
Hey, so firstly I'm not incredibly religious. I'm not godless either. I think I'm pretty let down by religion in general and hopeful and confused like a lot of us in that matter. It bums me out seeing the people complaining about this novel because it has religion in it.
This novel does not proselytize, and the amazing thing is it doesn't judge -- either side. I think some people are uncomfortable with it because we are used to seeing religion dealt with in two ways in novels and media in genera...more
This novel does not proselytize, and the amazing thing is it doesn't judge -- either side. I think some people are uncomfortable with it because we are used to seeing religion dealt with in two ways in novels and media in genera...more
Weird book. The blurb was sort of vague and cagey, revealing nothing of what it was actually about. The first chapter made it seem like a funny, realistic look at adolescence and falling in love, and that interested me enough to borrow it. But after about three chapters it abruptly switched gear - it is, in fact, a book about religion. It dragged on and on for so long with Phillip dithering about whether he was actually interested in Rebekah's beliefs or just interested in Rebekah that I got bor...more
16 year old Phillip is having a difficult time dealing with life at this moment. His mother is dead, his athiest father is disconnected, his best friend is hanging out with some real jerks. Into this mix comes Rebekah, a girl with a strong Christian faith. The only thing they seem to have in common is an absent parent and an interest in the Apocalypse. When Phillip starts going to church with Rebekah and hanging out with the youth group, things seem to go from bad to worse.
This is a very strange...more
This is a very strange...more
Ok, so to start things off, this book is absolutely not about the actual apocalypse, so if you think this is going to be an end of the world, survival, zombie infestation type book...it's not, BUT this book was a pleasant change from zombies, vampires, werewolves and everything else supernatural. We follow the main character, Phillip Flowers, as he attempts to figure out who he is and what his beliefs are. Told in first person view (my personal fav, as you all know), Klauss has incorporated humo...more
Phillip is a strange kid. Or a very normal one. Starting with his meeting Rebekah, Phillip is soon besieged with the drama of life. There’s some fighting with friends, making up, and all this while trying to get Rebekah to like him back.
“Everything You Need to Survive the Apocalypse” is a slice-of-life told from Phillip’s POV. A flawed character, we get to follow him around as he makes mistakes and, hopefully, learn from a couple of them.
At first just wanting to see Rebekah, Phillip attends Chur...more
“Everything You Need to Survive the Apocalypse” is a slice-of-life told from Phillip’s POV. A flawed character, we get to follow him around as he makes mistakes and, hopefully, learn from a couple of them.
At first just wanting to see Rebekah, Phillip attends Chur...more
I'm a little confused after finishing this book. I liked parts of it and couldn't wait for other parts to get over. Mostly, I'm a little annoyed with the deception I felt while reading this book. I got no warning about what the majority of this book would be about and I feel like I could have saved myself the read.
Most of this book was great, and it was a very well-written book that did an amazing job of showing character development. The growth and maturity the main character exhibits throughou...more
Most of this book was great, and it was a very well-written book that did an amazing job of showing character development. The growth and maturity the main character exhibits throughou...more
"God wants us to listen to many voices to understand him. He wants us to ask questions."
"But what if you get different answers? How do you know what the real one is?"
"Sometimes you'll know. A lot of the time you probably won't. And you have to live with that. It's called humility, Phillip."
Humility. Doubt.
It's like I've never heard these words before.
"Why didn't anybody tell me this?"
"People don't like to admit when they don't know something. So they pretend they do."
"I know that."
Damn, do I kno...more
"But what if you get different answers? How do you know what the real one is?"
"Sometimes you'll know. A lot of the time you probably won't. And you have to live with that. It's called humility, Phillip."
Humility. Doubt.
It's like I've never heard these words before.
"Why didn't anybody tell me this?"
"People don't like to admit when they don't know something. So they pretend they do."
"I know that."
Damn, do I kno...more
One of the largest problems with this book is that it's BORING. The title doesn't really have anything to do with what the book is actually about, and the characters were really flat and disinteresting. I already forgot the main character's name and returned it to the library, so I'll just call him Angst.
Angst and his buddies are just existing, drinking, running, and whatnot, when he meets some girl named Rebekkah or whatever. She's a super-Christian, and he starts to read the Bible and go to c...more
Angst and his buddies are just existing, drinking, running, and whatnot, when he meets some girl named Rebekkah or whatever. She's a super-Christian, and he starts to read the Bible and go to c...more
My fiancee nabbed this off my reading list before I got to it. It wasn't what either of us expected and neither of us were crazy about it. For me, it was more of a rounding out of my YA -- something this religious isn't a regular read for me. For him, it just wasn't the zombie survival guide he'd been hoping it would be.
I think there's a place for it, for teens who are grappling with figuring out what they believe. But there were parts that grated me, the disjointed nature of his spiritual awak...more
I think there's a place for it, for teens who are grappling with figuring out what they believe. But there were parts that grated me, the disjointed nature of his spiritual awak...more
This book is about Phillip, a boy who is obsessed with the end of the world. Drawings, books, and supplies for the Apocalypse clutter his life.. All until he meets Rebekah. Then he starts running cross country, going to church, and falling in love. His journey entails him trying to discover himself through faith while also trying to deal with the death of his mother.
I was pleasantly surprised by this young adult book. I am used to the girly narrations of Sarah Dessen's novels, but this was from...more
I was pleasantly surprised by this young adult book. I am used to the girly narrations of Sarah Dessen's novels, but this was from...more
Let me just say, the title and cover of this book will mean so much more to you after reading the book. It is so heartfelt and real.
Philip Flowers tells this story, and he tells it like a dude. As a girl, there are still a lot of mysterious things about the opposite sex that I just don't get. How they interact is very alien to me and also very fascinating. That is such a strong driving force in this book, and I loved it. It was like peeking into a window to the male mind :-)
Philip Flowers is a...more
Philip Flowers tells this story, and he tells it like a dude. As a girl, there are still a lot of mysterious things about the opposite sex that I just don't get. How they interact is very alien to me and also very fascinating. That is such a strong driving force in this book, and I loved it. It was like peeking into a window to the male mind :-)
Philip Flowers is a...more
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I was duped! Nothing in any of the blurbs about this book led me to believe that this was going to be a book about religion. NOTHING. I went into this book knowing that it was about a teenager who hated running cross-country because his coach was mean to him, really liked this girl because she was "unconventionally hot" (whatever that means) and has nice books, and is obsessed with the end of the world. Cool. The first couple of chapters were great -- the characters are funny, they're fairly wit...more
i was into the book then not into it, almost put it down and then finished it. . . i have to say that i'm glad i did. the teen in the book is dealing with his mother's death, his first girlfriend and fights with his best friends. in the mean time, he's also dealing with his first exploration of religion and spirituality. he starts going to church and tries to be a 'good' christian. i really liked the way he stuck to his true moral code, regardless of what some of the extremes told him. he decide...more
Cross country runner Phillip has it tough. Not only is he tormented by a badgering coach, but his mom is out of the picture, and his dad is somewhat distant. Enter Rebekah, a hot girl who might be interested in him - if Phillip can prove himself worthy as a Christian. Phillip joins Rebekah's church youth group and tries to turn himself into someone Rebekah will admire. This is an interesting YA book that I really enjoyed about a topic not often covered - the internal/spiritual life of a teen boy...more
Never once did I think that Phillip joined Rebekah's church for any other reason than getting into her pants. I guess that makes me a skeptic!
Phillip is fairly well fleshed, but all the secondary characters are just stick figures, and I do mean Rebekah, too. And his Dad, brother and best friends for good measure. The cross-country coach/youth pastor was actually interesting, but in a creepy way. I'm sure the author intended that dichotomy, but there were so many plot threads that this one didn't...more
Phillip is fairly well fleshed, but all the secondary characters are just stick figures, and I do mean Rebekah, too. And his Dad, brother and best friends for good measure. The cross-country coach/youth pastor was actually interesting, but in a creepy way. I'm sure the author intended that dichotomy, but there were so many plot threads that this one didn't...more
Phillip’s a fairly normal teen boy, he has a small obsession with preparing for the apocalypse, is on the track team, and has 2 best friends. And then he meets Rebecca. She is unconventionally hot, and so he joins a church group to try and be with her. His friends get a little weird around the same time. Can he repair his friendships, find religion, be with the girl, and keep his atheistic father happy? It’s a great book about relationships – Phil’s with his friends, with his religion, with the...more
This is the first time I have given a book one star that I actually finished. Usually I save the dreaded one star to books that are so boring I never finish them but this one was an exception.
The only apocalypse in this book is what the main character reads. Everything else is about religion and the main character realizing whether or not he is a Christian. It's also about a boy and a girl who are together because...well I can't think of a reason. Because there isn't one.
This book was a comple...more
The only apocalypse in this book is what the main character reads. Everything else is about religion and the main character realizing whether or not he is a Christian. It's also about a boy and a girl who are together because...well I can't think of a reason. Because there isn't one.
This book was a comple...more
Phillip Flowers is a typical sophomore...angst-ridden, unsure, and in love with an 'unconventionally hot' Evangelical Christian girl named Rebekah. He's grown up in an Atheist house, since his mom left. As Phillip and Rebekah get closer, he explores Christianity and finds that he may have missed out on some truths...but does he want to hear them because of Rebekah, or in spite of her?
Everything You Need to Survive the Apocalypse is at once tame and fiery, silly and profound, typical and differe...more
Everything You Need to Survive the Apocalypse is at once tame and fiery, silly and profound, typical and differe...more
3.5 Stars!
Sophomore year has a rough start for Phillip. His friends quit track and leave him to deal with the “Ferret” on his own. One friend ditches him completely to hang out with some douchebags. All the while Phillip still hasn’t come to terms with his Mom’s death…and his Dad keeps trying to get him to talk about it.
Then Phillip meets Rebekah…the “unconventionally” hot girl running track with him. She invites him to a youth group meeting at her church, which he goes to, to see her again. And...more
Sophomore year has a rough start for Phillip. His friends quit track and leave him to deal with the “Ferret” on his own. One friend ditches him completely to hang out with some douchebags. All the while Phillip still hasn’t come to terms with his Mom’s death…and his Dad keeps trying to get him to talk about it.
Then Phillip meets Rebekah…the “unconventionally” hot girl running track with him. She invites him to a youth group meeting at her church, which he goes to, to see her again. And...more
This is a book about believing. It's not necessarily abook meant for Christians. Or one meant for non-believers. It's about a boy, Phillip, trying to figure out who he is, and what he believes in. About how he feels about his mother, father, brother, friends, the girl he likes, his coach/assistant pastor, and God. It's about finding the essence of life.
I'm really glad I finished it on Christmas Day too. Feels a bit Christmas Miracle-y.
Thank you to Simon Pulse for providing me with an electroni...more
I'm really glad I finished it on Christmas Day too. Feels a bit Christmas Miracle-y.
Thank you to Simon Pulse for providing me with an electroni...more
Let me come right out and say it; I did not like this book. The story jumped all over the place and the characters interacted in a way that actually just made me feel awkward reading the book. It really wasn't as honest or as funny or as heartfelt as some of the reviews claimed. In fact, I actually found Phillip annoying. Several times throughout the story I found myself bored and tempted to set the book down for good.
Maybe Lucas Klauss's style of writing just doesn't work for me - or maybe thi...more
Maybe Lucas Klauss's style of writing just doesn't work for me - or maybe thi...more
This book is everything you love about contemporary YA combined with everything you thought you'd never get in a contemporary YA. It's raw, razor-sharp, and completely original. I feel incredibly lucky to be one of its early readers, and I think Klauss is absolutely a writer-to-watch. Get ready for topics you haven't seen treated in ways you'd never expect, and for everything you thought you knew about teenagers' relationships with religion, grief, close friendships, and dating to be turned on i...more
Hmm, not sure what to make of this book. I did not like or relate any of the characters, I mean they were all very, very unlikable at one point or another to me. I also felt the plot was at times dragging and convuluted. So I personally did not like the book but I did find the whole look into the world of an active christian youth group interesting as well as the idea of christian and not christian teens trying to date. It is one of those books that is probably not for most teens but will be the...more
A few warnings before the real review:
First Warning: This book is most definitely about the apocalypse, just not in the literal sense. And… if I'm honest I thought it was going to be, in the literal sense, and that's why I originally picked up the book.
Second Warning: In my review policy I say I'm not interested in fiction with religious undertones, and that is exactly what this book has (even if there is more to it)… so this was actually kind of a difficult read for me.
Third Warning: I'm trying...more
First Warning: This book is most definitely about the apocalypse, just not in the literal sense. And… if I'm honest I thought it was going to be, in the literal sense, and that's why I originally picked up the book.
Second Warning: In my review policy I say I'm not interested in fiction with religious undertones, and that is exactly what this book has (even if there is more to it)… so this was actually kind of a difficult read for me.
Third Warning: I'm trying...more
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I admit, I purchased this book because it had Apocalypse in the title and I liked the cover. I didn’t even read the synopsis (which is something I almost NEVER do). When I started reading it, I realized it was not something I would normally chose for myself, but the beginning was good so I kept going.
Phillip is a bit of a weird, but otherwise pretty average teenage boy. Living with his father and brother, he has two best friends and is in...more
I admit, I purchased this book because it had Apocalypse in the title and I liked the cover. I didn’t even read the synopsis (which is something I almost NEVER do). When I started reading it, I realized it was not something I would normally chose for myself, but the beginning was good so I kept going.
Phillip is a bit of a weird, but otherwise pretty average teenage boy. Living with his father and brother, he has two best friends and is in...more
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Lucas Klauss was born and raised in Georgia. He received an MFA in writing for children from the New School, and his humor writing has been featured online at McSweeney's and College Humor--but mostly at lucasklauss.com. He lives in Brooklyn, NY.
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