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Merde!: The Real French You Were Never Taught at School

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Learn all the French argot (slang), dirty words, and necessary tools of communication your teachers left out of their lesson plans with this essential survival guide to understanding everyday French.

Deliciously saucy and full of wit Merde! is a practical guide for understanding French, as it really is spoken. This real-life resource is for anyone who remembers thumbing thr
Paperback, 112 pages
Published December 9th 1998 by Touchstone (first published 1986)
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somewhat misogynistic, but that's slang for you. this book has helped me understand conversational french SO much better, because every-day french is much more vulgar than your professor would have you know.
Funny little book that compiles together in one place all French insults, curses, and slang. I would've loved a copy in high school.
You wanna know dirty words and slang? This is the book for you. More information than I could absorb my first time through for sure.
Alexander Miranda
Nov 03, 2007 Alexander Miranda rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: vulgar lovers oflanguage
This is a cool language book...french slang, bad language. A great self-defense book for french travel.
Enid Wilson
I learned all my dirty French from it, even quoted a sentence or two from it for my steamy stories.
Merde: The Real French You Were Never Taught at School by Genevieve (1986)
Now I can curse like a Frenchman!
Mandy Conant
Haha, soooo funny.
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