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In the Basement of the Ivory Tower: Confessions of an Accidental Academic

3.18 of 5 stars 3.18  ·  rating details  ·  316 ratings  ·  94 reviews

A caustic expose of the deeply state of our colleges-America's most expensive Ponzi scheme.

What drives a former English major with a creative writing degree, several unpublished novels, three kids, and a straining marriage to take a job as a night teacher at a second-rate college? An unaffordable mortgage.

As his house starts falling apart in every imaginable way, Profes

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Published March 31st 2011 by Penguin Group (USA)
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Kathrina
I spend a lot of my time thinking about my education; thinking about how smart I am (or not), how educated I am (or not), in relation to others and in relation to my own expectations. I have a bachelor's degree from a fairly well-respected university, I've dabbled in graduate courses, alternate bachelor programs, both at the same university and it's little brother community college. My parents were well-educated, and I was raised to expect a college career. I sell books for a living. At a chain. ...more
Barbara
I think there are some points here with merit, although ultimately the main argument is shaky. What really makes me roll my eyes, however, is this guy's RIDICULOUS sexism! He blames his real estate woes on an inexperienced female inspector, when he would have preferred a nice old man. He blames grade inflation on the rising number of female college professors, and thus the "feminizing" of grades. In an unintentionally hilarious anecdote about a pair of dating students in his class, he blames the ...more
Emily
This book both surprised and profoundly disappointed me. As an extended discussion of the writer's experiences surrounding a decade long adjunct teaching career, it effectively details a lot of the problems of academia. I strongly agree that the current university system merits heavy critique, but I also feel that the problems in the university system are symptoms of several larger social problems. The reliance on adjuncts is unethical and exploitative. Much like the growing gap between the work ...more
Nick
There are some real problems here -- the strained analogies between his university teaching and his mortgage, the sexism he seems totally unaware that he possesses, the back-and-forth between trenchant criticism of universities and the more personal stories -- but the overall critique of the mainstreaming of college makes a lot of sense. If nothing else it was truly refreshing to hear Professor X give voice to what many college instructors (of the adjunct level or not) already know: many of thei ...more
Chuck
Tenured faculty are a vanishing breed as colleges and universities strive to save money by hiring part-time faculty like "Professor X" instead. These "adjuncts" not only receive considerably lower salaries; they also live without job security and often without any benefits. They are frequently marginalized by "regular" faculty, crammed into shared office space, excluded from department meetings, and denied faculty voting privileges. Because student evaluations play a major role in determining wh ...more
Mike
Professor X talks about some of the problems he encounters as an adjunct instructor of community college English classes, including the profound and barely literate stupidity (in the context of traditional, broad education to be kind) of many of his students. Anyone who's paid attention in virtually any classroom won't be surprised by his observations. Higher (and lower) education has many, many flaws, and only a few of them are touched on by the professor since he likely didn't want to write a ...more
Elliot Ratzman
May 22, 2012 Elliot Ratzman rated it 3 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: teachers
“College isn’t for everyone” seems to be the moral of this book, based on a widely read Atlantic article. The anonymous author is an adjunct at a small-town college and a community college who teaches basic English at night. Most of his students are terrible writers and few read non-assigned books, but all have to take his course in order to jump through the hoop of some sort of degree. Prof X thinks it is a waste of these nurses, policemen, and technical workers’ time and, often, his. The book, ...more
Merrikay
Professor X is an adjunct instructor at both a small private college and a community college. He writes about his experiences teaching when his poor financial decisions make a second job necessary. It turns out after years of this work that he comes to love it, despite it being the low man position at colleges and poorly paid, with no benefits. Adjuncts are often the stepchildren, given little support from the administration and little office space, if any. That is common knowledge. For the reco ...more
Rozzer
This is a three-star book, to which I added a star out of sympathy for the author.

Make no mistake. Most of this book is NOT "the truth about college." Most of this book is a memoir, not about college but just about American middle class life in the period 1990-2010. Poor Professor X. He got his B.A. in English and even took an M.F.A. in writing. And then waited on tables while writing a book, which was rejected. After which he got a government job and together with his wife raised his family in
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David
kind of interesting observations from a decade of adjunct-teaching of intro level english classes, at night, at two colleges (one a community college). Apparently grew from a magazine article against which there was some backlash. May have been preferable to leave it at an article. This may be a function of my being a college teacher, but I didn't need quite so many anecdotes to convince me that....

(a) many new college students are poor writers
(b) many students enrolled in required courses are u
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Wanda
Highly readable for the most part. I think that I liked this book so well because it reflected my own experience as a professor -- and I am a full tenured professor and not an adjunct. Students' lack of basic skills and their inability to construct a coherent sentence, never mind an argument, is nothing short of astounding.
The author's thesis is that there are many students who are in community colleges who are ill prepared for college and have little chance of success because they lack the foun
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David Sawyer
Professor X challenges the American notion that everyone should go to college, and that everyone who can sign a loan application is college material. It's a very thought-provoking thesis, and one that's hard to argue against. The college degree is losing its value partially because it's so frequently misused as a minimum qualification for jobs that probably don't need it. Police officers, video store managers, nurses, car salesman... these jobs cover a wide spectrum of specialized skills and kno ...more
Melissa
Meh. I like the idea of this book, and the author is a good writer, but in general it was pretty smugly certain it held at least most of the answers to "why is academia broken?" When, in fact, it really is one scholar's experience in a specific situation (adjunct, evenings-only professor in two community college settings.) I think the author has many valid points and certainly has hit the proverbial nail on the head concerning why his students don't seem to be very good writers, but overall I do ...more
matt
This book can be problematic for a number of reasons:
a) it ignores the incongruity between rising tuition costs and decline of tenure track professors (replacing them instead with luxurious dorms and student activity centers)
b) makes an ill-advised connection between the author's irresponsible mortgage and his numskull students
c) Professor X glosses over the global disconnect between the increasing demand for advanced degrees while knowledge attainment--be it professional or (gasp!) for it's o
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Anna Maria Ballester Bohn
Contains some truths, but it makes one thing that professor X may indeed live inside an ivory tower sometimes, no matter what he claims. Also, if I had to mark this book as a paper, I'd be scrawling "continuity???" and "consistency???" all over it, he tends to jump from one subject to the other. He wants to be literary and ends up being confusing and boring. Either he wants to write about his teaching or about his estrangement from his wife, and he wants to do both he'll just have to do it bette ...more
Raul
The author's hiding behind a pseudonym, coupled with the subtitle "Confessions of an Accidental Academic" (apparently, in another edition it's "The Truth About College") seemed to promise an unprecedented insider's exposé about the problems of higher education. In reality, the book is more akin to a visit to the faculty lounge or the copier room, where faculty share war battles from the trenches, vent their frustrations and often tend to complain, semester in and semester out, about the immaturi ...more
Hadrian
There are some salient points about the 'college education' bubble, but this book was better off as an article. Seems overwrought at points.
Jacob
This was actually a lot better than I expected. Many of the reviews felt the author was an embittered washout who despised his students, but I found just the opposite: the author seems to have found himself and his life's calling in teaching night classes as an adjunct teacher at a couple of colleges. For me, this book served as the intertwining illustration of two less-visible populations, people who unluckily but only semi-unreasonably bought homes they couldn't easily afford, and those who ar ...more
brian dean
I gave it four stars because I see great relevance with my own teaching position. Otherwise, the discussion about his life choices and family problems - though well-written - didn't appeal to me and took a little away from the book.

I was also disappointed in his overly florid prose, brimming with metaphor and allusions to literary classics. Perhaps he was working to defend employment; a sort of "Look at me! I know books! I really am a good teacher."

I do think he is a good teacher and I intend t
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Michael Scott
In the Basement of the Ivory Tower is a book about education. More specifically, it is a book about the failures of the education system, from the point of view of a replacement (adjunct) educator for mostly late-evening classes.

In sometimes wordy, mostly funny prose, Professor X describes and decries the mores of today's college-level education: the pressure to inflate grades (the boss may drop the innocent "but, John, good grades also improve their chance for a good job"), the fallacy of remed
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Maggie
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Ilya
The pseudonymous author has an MFA degree in Creative Writing; he has taught middle school but disliked it, and became a government employee instead; the book does not specify his exact duties. After he and his wife bought a house they couldn't really afford, he decided to make an extra buck by teaching night school as an adjunct. He has been teaching English 101 and 102 in a small private college and in a community college; later he was also asked to teach a class in journalism and one in busin ...more
Dan Sussman
In "In the Basement of the Ivory Tower," Professor X writes spends a few pages discussion the problem of "grade inflation" in the schools at which he teaches. I must plead guilty of doing the same here. I gave this frustrating mish-mash of a book 3 stars, but I think I was being overly generous.

This book is an expansion of an article X wrote for "The Atlantic" a year or two ago and, while I didn't read the original, I have to think that inflation to book length didn't do his readers any favors.
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Michael
A few years ago I tutored high school kids for one of those high-priced college-prep learning centers you see advertised on billboards. For $175 a session, each kid received a highly-personalized battery of one-on-one tutoring from folks like me. Most of the kids I tutored needed serious help in one or more areas but over time showed definite improvement; a handful weren't far off at all but needed some tweaking here and there; one was already getting better SAT scores than I would ever get no m ...more
Darla
Ok, so this book would have gotten 1 star if I had not forced myself to get beyond the first 26% of it. Once I moved into the 27th percent, it was like the dark clouds of Professor X's pomposity broke open and the sun shone through; his thesis, that not all people, no matter how hard we in American society and government wish for them to be, can be made into "college material;" and insisting that they "must" achieve the lauded credentials that come with the baccalaureate or master's degrees is t ...more
Bill
Professor X explains academic boom and bust through his own experience as an adjunct professor.

The Pros:
Professor X has a unique insight into the world of academia. Rather than coming from the world of traditional academic research, Professor X shows the reader the seedy underbelly of academics. Speaking as a former adjunct professor, I can appreciate a lot of what he says. Adjuncts are among the most abused workers in colleges, so it was enjoyable to see that experience put out for everyone t
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Leigh
This book was depressing for the most part.

The author, a somewhat burnt-out college professor, teaches college writing to students at a community college and a private college. He took the job to supplement his family income after they bought into the dream of a house in the suburbs. It was also an outlet from his day job, toiling away in the machinations of the public sector as a government worker, filling purchase orders and the like.

The author says that today's society, like the home-and-pi
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Gary Braham
Industry is increasingly pushing for their workers to have at least an associates degree. High Schools are under constant pressure to turn everyone into an academic, and to have a high graduation rate. And somehere, caught in the middle, is Professor X. Early in the book Professor X makes some compelling arguments. His students are trying to become nurses, police officers, and other professions where college level writing and literature would not seem like a prerequisite. Yet, thats what they ar ...more
Lisa
I was pretty disappointed with this book. It really wasn't what I thought it would be. I found myself struggling to get through the chapters, some of which were excruciatingly long.

What's frustrating as a book purchaser is that this book had the potential to be really great. I agree with Professor X that not every person is "college material" and that not every person who enters college is ready for the work. I found myself wondering, though, if the bigger problem is the colleges hiring people
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Shahenshah
Although anecdotal, perchance a bit too much, Professor X's candid narrative is just the Need of the Hour. We address superciliously the Symptoms of our perennial Malaise with corrective Courses. And our curative prescriptions exhaust the already moribund State and Central Coffers. The blind Proponents - ironically, the Academia themselves - do injustice to the Notion of the Academic by uncritically subscribing to this moth-eaten Forme of Education, regardless of the goode Intentions.

Honest and
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