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Dead Men Don't Wash (Choose Your Own M/M Story)

3.26 of 5 stars 3.26  ·  rating details  ·  68 ratings  ·  21 reviews
Written as part of Kris 'n' Good Books' 'choose your own m/m story' challenge. This is now hosted by Goodreads' M/M Romance Group.

The story prompts for the author were:
1. part of the setting ~ a public swimming pool in a small country town
2. some background to one of the main protags ~ one of them is a wereoctopus
3. another character/s ~ an amateur private detective who...more
ebook, 28 pages
Published February 2011

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Mandy*reads obsessively*
Crazy, imaginative, free !
A were-octopus having sort of shifter sex, Sherlock Holmes, dead men soap, karaoke, and a ménage, all in one story!
Oh, and I forgot the vampire ! LOL
Kade Boehme
I had to! I couldnt resist. And I laughed through every minute. It was definitely fun... and I refuse to say anything else about it. Let's not act like this was meant to be a serious read. It was a dare and bravo Ally Blue! BAHAHA! Yeah... I needed a little octopus tentacle double penetration in my life. I refuse to rate this story... but I stand by that 20 minutes of laughing out loud that's getting me quite a few stares.
Kelly Maybedog
I liked the idea of this but I felt the story couldn't decide whether to lampoon shape-shifting and M/M erotica or take itself seriously. Some of the dialog and events were just ridiculously silly. The sex was okay but I had a hard time picturing it and frankly, something going in the urethra doesn't sound erotic, it sounds painful.

But I have to say, having read a book with octopus sex actually came in handy on Christmas. We were playing a silly, raunchy, adult game and somehow marine animal sex...more
Sheer craziness! Only a talent like Ms. Blue's could come up with a story that made even kind of sense with those story prompts.
A fun, rather inane little read. I didn't like the vagueness in some of the parts, but other than that, it was enjoyable.
Completely insane (and fun!) short paranormal m/m romance about an octopus shifter and his soap thief lover.
Laura Hoyos
Jul 26, 2014 Laura Hoyos rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for: Amantes de lo bizarro
Shelves: sobrenatural, m-m, 2011
Recomendada por Goodreads, esta es una buena historia corta, bizarramente divertida e interesante; con personajes que se salen de su esquema - un cambiaformas, un ladrón-compulsivo-de-jabón y un detective que dice ser Sherlock Holmes. - Es una lectura rápida y un escape de otras más intensas.

Ally Blue es una escritora del género homosexual que yo no conocía - conozco muy pocas, lo admito. - Que me haya saltado en las recomendaciones de Goodreads fue una deliciosa sorpresa porque tiene una intere...more
Probably the strangest thing I'll have ever read. O.o
OK. This wasn't my cup of tea but I do have to say that it was well written and definitely met the prompts given. The wereoctopus sex was very odd-couldn't get into that. The soap thief story line was funny but odd. And I could have lived without a threesome as it seemed out of place.
Oh, my god, it was so bad it was good. I can't believe I spnet the, what, 20 minutes? it took to read this. Octopus shifters, tentacle sex, sounding, menage, Sherlock Holmes, a vampire, a dead husband turned into soap, karaoke, it was astounding.
Um...I liked it. Laughed, did a double-take a couple times early on. Really wish there had been an epilogue with the sex that they were on their way home to have at the end of the story. :)
It was so odd at parts it made me cringe or laugh out loud, but interesting. Could have done without Sherlock Holmes in a threesome with Luc and Kermit, but....
Jessica  `~Blahyze~`
It's nice to read something that has a rather original storyline. A thief who is obsessed with collecting soap! That was hilarious. A great little short read.
This was the strangest, craziest and most bizarre short, it had me laughing at the silliness of it all.
Well that was...bizarrely interesting. LOL
... can't catch my breath, still giggling....
Apr 10, 2011 Sadonna rated it 3 of 5 stars
Shelves: free, mm
Funny little free Valentine's freebie.
Fun sweet and wiggly ^_^
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