Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer (Gossip Girl #13)
Welcome to New York City's Upper East Side, where my friends and I live, go to school, play, and sleep-sometimes with each other. It's a luxe life, but someone's got to live it . . . until they die.
So begins Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer, a re-imagined and expanded slasher edition of the first groundbreaking Gossip Girl novel, featuring all new grisly scenes and over-the-top
...morePaperback, 320 pages
Published
October 3rd 2011
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My friend really wants me to like the Gossip Girl show or books, but the genre isn't my thing. Then she mentioned this book and I was curious enough to give it a try. Murder and mayhem? Excellent!
Well, not so excellent.
I really cannot tell if this book is meant to be humorous or horrifying, because it accomplishes neither. Just because you repeat the word "blood" 50 times in a chapter does not do anything for the prose or a creepy atmosphere.
And the book is so dreadfully written that it is eyer...more
Well, not so excellent.
I really cannot tell if this book is meant to be humorous or horrifying, because it accomplishes neither. Just because you repeat the word "blood" 50 times in a chapter does not do anything for the prose or a creepy atmosphere.
And the book is so dreadfully written that it is eyer...more
I tried to finish the book, I really did. But it's just so bad!!! I kept rolling my eyes and scoffing. The writing is horrible. When I first read gossip girl I was 13/14 and I really liked, and I still do (less so, but still like it), and I knew that this psycho killer adaptation was going to be a mistake, but I thought it would be a fast read so what the hell. I seriously could not get past the first quarter of the book. The author's idea of being a psycho killer is having serena say how naught...more
Mar 01, 2013
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This is a parody of the first book in the Gossip Girl series, but the weird thing is that the parody is written by Cecily von Ziegesar herself. I find this both courageous and extremely weird.
"Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer (Gossip Girl, #13)" is heavier on the killer part than the Gossip Girl part. All the original characters are in it: Blair, Serena, Chuck, Nate, Jenny and Dan. The book loosely follows the original storyline, but adds massive slaughters and gross murders.
Blair and Serena, the psyc...more
"Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer (Gossip Girl, #13)" is heavier on the killer part than the Gossip Girl part. All the original characters are in it: Blair, Serena, Chuck, Nate, Jenny and Dan. The book loosely follows the original storyline, but adds massive slaughters and gross murders.
Blair and Serena, the psyc...more
Let me start this review by saying I’ve never read any of the Gossip Girl books (I do watch the show) and have only watched a couple of episodes of Dexter, which was one of the influences for the book, but for some reason I was drawn into the whole idea of Psycho Killer. Perhaps it was because I found out about the mash-up book in October and while I’m not a big fan of horror movies I still wanted something a little horror movie-esque to celebrate the Halloween season. Choosing a book over a mov...more
gossip girl psycho killer is a #1 New York Times bestselling novel by Cecily Von Ziegesar.
About the Author
Cecily von Ziegesar grew up in Manhattan and attended a small, private girls' school on the Upper East Side. She began writing poems and short stories and fantasizing about murdering people as soon as she could hold a pen. Gossip Girl was her first novel. She lives in Brooklyn with her husband, daughter and son, and two nearly hairless cats named Pony Boy and Woody. She hasn't actually kill...more
About the Author
Cecily von Ziegesar grew up in Manhattan and attended a small, private girls' school on the Upper East Side. She began writing poems and short stories and fantasizing about murdering people as soon as she could hold a pen. Gossip Girl was her first novel. She lives in Brooklyn with her husband, daughter and son, and two nearly hairless cats named Pony Boy and Woody. She hasn't actually kill...more
Are you a fan of the Gossip Girl books ? Sick of your favourite characters turning into the supernatural like Little Vampire Women and Romeo and Juliet and Vampires ? Where's the good old Serial Killer novels ? Author Cecily Von Ziegesar has released Gossip Girl Pyscho Killer. I advise if you have not yet read the first book in the Gossip Girl series, then read that first before attempting this book as you will understand the storyline a bit better as it is basically the first book rewritten wit...more
Juicy, hot, freakin' preppies on pomegrante martinis and god-only-knows-what-else! This is an insider's guide to life in the fast lane of the forgotten and pushed-aside children of high-flying NYC parents. Teen aged children, I might add, who are deadly angry to the point of murder and madness.
Oh, how I loved this parody of the NYC life of the aimless kids whose only consistency is private schools which over-cultivate and ignore them, charging them to the inth-degree in preparation for ivy leagu...more
Oh, how I loved this parody of the NYC life of the aimless kids whose only consistency is private schools which over-cultivate and ignore them, charging them to the inth-degree in preparation for ivy leagu...more
3.5 Stars.
I have to admit, I’ve never read a Gossip Girl novel, but I am a fan of the television series. When I saw this book on NetGalley, I had to give it a shot. It sounded like a fun and interesting twist.
In Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer Blair and Serena give brand new meaning to the word “frenemies”. The book follows the first few episodes of Gossip Girl (and I am assuming the first book in the series) very closely. When the book begins, Serena mysteriously shows up after being away for a yea...more
I have to admit, I’ve never read a Gossip Girl novel, but I am a fan of the television series. When I saw this book on NetGalley, I had to give it a shot. It sounded like a fun and interesting twist.
In Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer Blair and Serena give brand new meaning to the word “frenemies”. The book follows the first few episodes of Gossip Girl (and I am assuming the first book in the series) very closely. When the book begins, Serena mysteriously shows up after being away for a yea...more
I did not hate this book. In fact, it was hilarious. It was terrible, but in the same fashion as the original books. Now, I read all of them, though I could recognize, even at the time, that they were horribly written with contrived plots. But for some reason I couldn't seem to look away. It's true, of course, that I was older than the target audience. And now that this has been released I am older still. What's funny, to me, is that it's been sufficiently long enough since these books have been...more
Gossip Girl. You know I love you. xoxo.
I feel like you have to have read the original book to actually enjoy this one. It started out the exact same way, with a few murder puns thrown in - actually, a ton of them. It was pun overkill (couldn't help myself). These murder innuendoes were sometimes perfect, but almost always unnecessary and annoying.
Witty example: Pretending not to be the biggest gossip in the room when you so obviously were was like standing in a room full of slashed-up corpses w...more
I feel like you have to have read the original book to actually enjoy this one. It started out the exact same way, with a few murder puns thrown in - actually, a ton of them. It was pun overkill (couldn't help myself). These murder innuendoes were sometimes perfect, but almost always unnecessary and annoying.
Witty example: Pretending not to be the biggest gossip in the room when you so obviously were was like standing in a room full of slashed-up corpses w...more
Ugh.
I was really excited when I first heard about this book coming out. I've read all of the Jane Austen horror remakes, and thought that this one would be along the same lines. Unfortunately, I was gravely disappointed. Where to start?
First, the writing was so poor, I can't believe this woman is published. I don't know if it's because I read the original series when I was in high school and so I didn't notice how bad the writing was then, but it got so that I had such a difficult time reading i...more
I was really excited when I first heard about this book coming out. I've read all of the Jane Austen horror remakes, and thought that this one would be along the same lines. Unfortunately, I was gravely disappointed. Where to start?
First, the writing was so poor, I can't believe this woman is published. I don't know if it's because I read the original series when I was in high school and so I didn't notice how bad the writing was then, but it got so that I had such a difficult time reading i...more
I'm sure many of you have heard of the Gossip Girl series. It started out as a popular teen series that was turned into an even more popular TV Show. Well as I was checking in book drop last week, I ran across Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer by Cecily von Ziegesar. Imagine my joy when I read that this was a horror take on the original Gossip Girl book. Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer also got rave reviews from Freddy Krueger, Hannibal Lecter, and Jason. Yes. they are fictional reviews from fictional chara...more
Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer has everything you love about the Gossip Girl series, and adds a whole new layer of light-hearted horror that makes it a frightful good read. Cecily von Ziegesar's latest addition to her acclaimed series follows the style made popular with Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, adding to the orignal book of the series, Gossip Girl, to much success.
While it has been too long since I read the original book for me to comment on how closely this one follows it, I can say that it...more
While it has been too long since I read the original book for me to comment on how closely this one follows it, I can say that it...more
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I honestly don’t know what to think of Psycho Killer. The characters are so messed up in the head, it didn’t bother them that people around them are dying, like killing spree is as natural occurrence as rain. If it were me who spotted a bloody body in the dump, I wouldn’t get my camera and be like, “A dead body! Perfect for my school project!” No. I’d be like, “Holy molly! Ugh gross! Call an ambulance people.” They really lived up to the titl...more
I honestly don’t know what to think of Psycho Killer. The characters are so messed up in the head, it didn’t bother them that people around them are dying, like killing spree is as natural occurrence as rain. If it were me who spotted a bloody body in the dump, I wouldn’t get my camera and be like, “A dead body! Perfect for my school project!” No. I’d be like, “Holy molly! Ugh gross! Call an ambulance people.” They really lived up to the titl...more
When I saw this book on NetGalley, I knew I had to request it. I’ve read all of the Gossip Girl series books (except one), so I wanted to see how this book fit in. And as I found out, it fit quite well into the universe Cecily Von Ziegesar created.
Now, I’m not saying that it’s a perfect book, but the characters and the universe were on point with the original series. Gossip Girl: Psycho Killer is an adaptation of the first book of the series. It starts off much like the original book, and goes o...more
Now, I’m not saying that it’s a perfect book, but the characters and the universe were on point with the original series. Gossip Girl: Psycho Killer is an adaptation of the first book of the series. It starts off much like the original book, and goes o...more
I wish I could rate this book at a negative star. It was so bad. I was HIGHLY disappointed that the author couldn't make up a whole new story for this "thriller." Why would she EVEN take the first book in the series and turn everything around to make it "scary?" First off, it's what I would like to call LAZY. Second, it wasn't even scary. Most of it was actually disgusting. It was gross to read about how Jenny liked to eat raw meat and it was gross to read about the gory details of someone being...more
I think a lot of people out there would turn their nose up at this book because the concept's silly. Well, that's the idea. I think that goes over people's heads sometimes when they take something seriously that's not supposed to be.
On the contrary, I thought this book had the potential to be great, especially since Cecily von Ziegesar was the one writing it. At some point in the series, she sold rights for someone else to continue writing the books under her name, which created a difference in...more
On the contrary, I thought this book had the potential to be great, especially since Cecily von Ziegesar was the one writing it. At some point in the series, she sold rights for someone else to continue writing the books under her name, which created a difference in...more
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Murder on the Roof of the Guggenheim Cocktail
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Shake vigorously with ice. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass that has been rimmed with orange peel. Dribble a tiny drop of bitter brown Punt e Mes into the drink so that it swirls around looking mysterious.
Last time I was on the roof of the Guggenheim, with its magical view of the Central Park reservoir, I really should have murdered a certain person. So I will dri...more
by your neighborhood librarian
1 part Campari
1 part Hendricks gin
1/2 part Lillet Blanc
Shake vigorously with ice. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass that has been rimmed with orange peel. Dribble a tiny drop of bitter brown Punt e Mes into the drink so that it swirls around looking mysterious.
Last time I was on the roof of the Guggenheim, with its magical view of the Central Park reservoir, I really should have murdered a certain person. So I will dri...more
Way back in the day, when I was young(er) I read Gossip Girl. All the time. Constantly. I felt like I was always waiting on the new one to come out and I just had to know what was going to happen. And thirteen books, two spin off series, and a TV show later I thought it was over.
Reasons to Read:
1. Longtime fans:
Honestly, this book probably won't mean much to you if you aren't already a fan of Gossip Girl (either the books or the TV show). It isn't necessary to have read the books before reading...more
Reasons to Read:
1. Longtime fans:
Honestly, this book probably won't mean much to you if you aren't already a fan of Gossip Girl (either the books or the TV show). It isn't necessary to have read the books before reading...more
Oh, to be rich, beautiful, and a psychopath. I must admit, I was a HUGE fan of the early Gossip Girl books. Back when it was all just good ole fun and boyfriend swapping between friends (mostly when von Ziegesar was actually writing them). But, then came the spinoffs and the TV show and things just got way too dramatic and serious.
This parody of the first book brings back the humor and adds a good dose of disgusting beheadings, disembowelments, and knife fights. A good entertaining read that ha...more
This parody of the first book brings back the humor and adds a good dose of disgusting beheadings, disembowelments, and knife fights. A good entertaining read that ha...more
THING THAT CHANGED FOR THE WORST : Jenny's boobs are even bigger than in the regular books. I swear. They're so huge, you can feel them just by reading about them. I feel bad for the girl.
THING THAT HASN'T CHANGED: Serena is still a bich. And a slut.
THING THAT CHANGED FOR THE BEST: Chuck's ending. Glorious. Or is it? It's not book's Chuck I hate the most, to be honest.
NOW, REAL REVIEW:
Basically, it's your regular Gossip Girl, PLUS the killing, MINUS the good, thrilling story. They don't buy Chan...more
THING THAT HASN'T CHANGED: Serena is still a bich. And a slut.
THING THAT CHANGED FOR THE BEST: Chuck's ending. Glorious. Or is it? It's not book's Chuck I hate the most, to be honest.
NOW, REAL REVIEW:
Basically, it's your regular Gossip Girl, PLUS the killing, MINUS the good, thrilling story. They don't buy Chan...more
This is a parody of the first book in the Gossip Girl series, but the weird thing is that the parody is written by Cecily von Ziegesar herself. I find this both courageous and extremely weird.
"Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer (Gossip Girl, #13)" is heavier on the killer part than the Gossip Girl part. All the original characters are in it: Blair, Serena, Chuck, Nate, Jenny and Dan. The book loosely follows the original storyline, but adds massive slaughters and gross murders.
Blair and Serena, the psyc...more
"Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer (Gossip Girl, #13)" is heavier on the killer part than the Gossip Girl part. All the original characters are in it: Blair, Serena, Chuck, Nate, Jenny and Dan. The book loosely follows the original storyline, but adds massive slaughters and gross murders.
Blair and Serena, the psyc...more
This is exactly what the title says. This is a parody of the first book in the Gossip Girl series, but the weird thing is that the parody is written by Cecily von Ziegesar herself. I find this both courageous and extremely weird. It must feel uncomfortable to butcher your little baby book.
Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer is heavier on the killer part than the Gossip Girl part. All the original characters are in it: Blair, Serena, Chuck, Nate, Jenny and Dan. The book loosely follows the original story...more
Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer is heavier on the killer part than the Gossip Girl part. All the original characters are in it: Blair, Serena, Chuck, Nate, Jenny and Dan. The book loosely follows the original story...more
Alright, I'll be honest—I've never read the Gossip Girl books. I watched the first couple seasons of the TV show until I couldn't stand it any longer—which was around season three or four, I think. Whenever it was that Hilary Duff joined the cast. NOT that I have anything against Hilary Duff—actually, I quite like her—but for some reason I just got really uninterested in the story lines at that point.
ANYWAY. That's all to say that when I heard about Gossip Girl, Pyscho Killer I was very, very e...more
ANYWAY. That's all to say that when I heard about Gossip Girl, Pyscho Killer I was very, very e...more
The original “Gossip Girl” has always been one of my guilty pleasures. Don’t tell anyone. The TV show, too. So when I heard that they were coming out with this bastardized/parody version with serial killers, I squealed with joy. And it was worth the wait. This is a fun little romp through the original decorated with killings right and left, mentions of “Dexter”, and a new look at the term “frenemies”. I enjoyed myself a little too much, though it could have been better than it was.
I guess my big...more
I guess my big...more
Growing up in high school the Gossip Girl book series was one of my favourites and I love the show! I really enjoyed this adaptation of the original book. I loved how the book followed the original story line perfectly with the added twist of killing each other! Although I don't really like gory stuff I did not find this too bad sure it Cecily von Ziegesar does not hold back on gruesome details of killing people but I thought it was not over done. I am hoping that there will be more of these "ki...more
I actually really liked this book. It may be because I loved Bret Easton Ellis' "American Psycho," but this new re-imagining of the original first Gossip Girl book was totally a dark, twisted, fun read. As actually referenced on tonight's episode of Gossip Girl, it really is "American Psycho meets prep school." The book clearly isn't meant to take itself seriously, and what results is an amusing read.
This book is not subtle, and reads more like a Grindhouse b-film than anything else. The deaths are over the top and absolutely silly, so if you're looking for something low key and thought provoking, this is not it. I was surprised at how graphic it was for a Gossip Girl book - some parts were actually kind of gross. I liked it, but it fell flat in some areas it needed to shine, so I really didn't end up loving it.
This was crappy, but not a complete waste of time. Von Ziegesar clearly had fun squeezing the last few dollars out of her dying series, but the new "psycho killers" bits of the story were cartoonish and focused too much on the ridiculous gore to be either scary or funny. I guess this is as good of a way as any to put these tired characters to bed.
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Cecily grew up in Manhattan and went to an all-girl's school on the Upper East Side.
She resides in Brooklyn with her husband Richard, the Deputy Director of the Public Art Fund, their children, Agnes and Oscar, and their two Cornish Rex cats. Von Ziegesar also owns an Appaloosa horse, Golden Rain. She is dreams of having a 'ranch full of cattle' when retired.
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She resides in Brooklyn with her husband Richard, the Deputy Director of the Public Art Fund, their children, Agnes and Oscar, and their two Cornish Rex cats. Von Ziegesar also owns an Appaloosa horse, Golden Rain. She is dreams of having a 'ranch full of cattle' when retired.
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