Call Me Sir, Boy! (I Blame Bret #1)

Call Me Sir, Boy! (I Blame Bret #1)

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Losing a Valentine's bet just might lead Jack to the best night of his life...

Jack’s Valentine’s Evening started with him losing a bet and being stuck wearing a baseball cap with a bloody stupid slogan emblazoned across it for the rest of the day. Bored with the submissives that populate the local club scene, he doesn’t expect things to get any better as the night progress...more
ebook, 63 pages
Published February 9th 2011 by All Romance E-books
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Ni_kii
Jack is a Dom who is looking for commitment but can't admit it to himself. Bored with topping a different sub every night, he finds himself uninterested in the lifestyle. After losing a bet to a rather cheeky sub, he finds himself sat in a BDSM club wearing a hat emblazoned with "Call Me Sir, Boy!", with a naked sub crouched at his feet. Ricky is a sub who wants a permanent master, but has no clue of what a master should be. After meeting one so-called master online, he goes to meet him at the v...more
Serena Yates
This is a wonderful, almost tongue-in-cheek, story about a submissive desperately wanting a Master and a Dominant who is bored with life and doesn't even know he's looking for a submissive. Well, he sort of knows, but doesn't want to admit he wants him to be permanent.

The opening scene had me laughing out loud. Jack having to wear a stupid baseball cap, in public, because he lost a bet (to a submissive!) is just too funny. But, like Jack, I was immediately fascinated with the young man who appro...more
Beck
This is a lovely little kinky tale that was pleasant to read while it lasted. My main gripe (as with other Kim Dare books) is that it's too darn short. If you are looking for a 10 minute read including mild glitter kink, insta love & a HEA; this is the short for you.
Tam
Mar 25, 2011 Tam rated it 4 of 5 stars
Shelves: m-m
I enjoyed this story of a Dom thrown off his game a bit when suddenly confronted with a naked sub at his feet on Valentine’s Day. He has no idea who the kid is, or why he picked him but after a few minutes he figures he may as well grab the opportunity while it presents. He’s bored and the kid appeals to him so why not?

Things get even more complicated when it becomes clear there’s been a mix-up and Ricky was supposed to meet another Dom wearing the same hat, someone he met on the internet. My on...more
Merith
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❂ Endless
This was a really interesting premise! The sub had landed himself with quite a predicament. It was intriguing to see how the story unfolded.

But man! Do you leave us wanting more...!
Tj
Kinky, sweet Valentine's story. Though short it was fun and enjoyable read.
Emma
Oh, too short! You know my favourite words in a BDSM story? "Good boy". It's something about the acceptance, acknowledgement and praise for sweet submission given. I love dark fics too, but stories like this really tug on my heartstrings. I mean, it's sugarkink: there's just spanking, restraint, and sex, but it's the best spanking, restraint and sex story I've read in ages. The sub is lithe, young and completely innocent, the Dom is masculine, rugged, and composed, there's an evil Dom, a cute D/...more
David
Nice work, Kim. The "uh-oh" moment when Ricky realizes there is another Dom with the same hat was a clever plot twist I hadn't expected. I also appreciated that you allowed for Ricky to experience and escape the "bad-Carter" pretty quickly. The "abusive Dom" is a very scary thing. So I am glad we didn't stay there long. And then, I like the fact that love matters, in the healthy relationship. Thanks.
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Lakeisha
a smashing short piece by Kim Dare...NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL WRITING!!!!
Chris
Cute kinky short m/m romance about a dom who loses a bet and is stuck wearing a hat that says "Call Me SIR, Boy!" at the club for an evening when he's approached by a submissive he's never seen before - a submissive who seems perfect for him.
garnetyuna
One of the few, if not the very first, BDSM story I have read and liked.
And it may be short, but it's a good read nonetheless.
Manlove
Fun enough, but as always it was so short that I was left wanting more. More character development, more action, more everything.
Mandi
A Valentine's date that was about leather rather than roses.

I thought that line summed up this short story nicely. Ricky, the newbie sub, mistakes Jack as his new master because he's wearing a hat that his would-be dom said he'd be wearing. Shenanigans ensue.

Great little Valentine's Day treat. :)
Anna
Nov 20, 2011 Anna rated it 3 of 5 stars
Shelves: m-m, kinky
A sweet little short story, likeable characters. This might have been a good bdsm book.
Dee Wy
If you enjoy reading mild BDSM, you are bound to enjoy this short and sweet novella of a boy finding his first master. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Kris
A 2-3 star read for me.
Ian
Short smutty read.
Leigh
Feb 09, 2012 Leigh rated it 4 of 5 stars
Shelves: bdsm
My only complaint is that it isn't long enough!
karlakolumna
Enjoyabe short story. 3.75 stars.
Lily
Kinky and sweet with a dash of humor. A perfectly entertaining story about a Dom, an inexperienced sub, a lost bet and the baseball cap that leads to a super sexy case of mistaken identity.
Clover
nice short story about a boy learning what is bdsm.
Kira

The only complaint I have is that I would've loved to read more. And more. And then some more.

I generally enjoy everything I've read by Kim Dare, but the problem is that these shorter stories make me want to scream because they're over so fast... Well, can't have too much of the good thing, I suppose. :)
Shannon
Jan 07, 2013 Shannon added it
Recommended to Shannon by: Angela
Another winner from Kim Dare. Definitely would have been 5 stars if it were longer and we got to see more about their lives. Kept me glued to my kindle from start to finish. Yummy!
Adara
An excellent short D/s story of mixed-up identities leading a new sub to submit to the perfect Dom for him. On Valentine's day. Awww!
Myra
This was a short sweet read. I usually don't like short reads, but this one worked really well.
Kez
What can I say, I love Kim Dare's stuff and this book was no exception!
Ashley♥Alexis
Soo short! Liked it though.
Breedcentosette
Jun 14, 2013 Breedcentosette marked it as to-read
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Kim Dare is a twenty-nine year old, full time writer from Wales (UK). First published in 2008, she has since released close to eighty BDSM erotic romance titles.

While most of Kim’s stories follow male/male relationships, she also writes about characters that enjoy male/female, female/male (female dominant), female/female and all kinds of ménage relationships. Kim’s titles have included contemporar...more
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