Zombicorns (Zombicorns, #1)

Zombicorns (Zombicorns #1)

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Dearest Reader,
This is a bad zombie apocalypse novella. It was written in a hurry. It is riddled with inconsistencies. And it never quite arrives at whatever point it sought to make. But remember: The $25 you donated to charity in exchange for this steaming mess of prose will help our species shuffle along, and I hope you’ll feel warmed by your g...more
ebook, 72 pages
Published January 2011

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Lyndsey
Oh how lovely to be a zombie unicorn!! Unfortunately, we may never know...


Zombie unicorns are of peace, always!

For a very long time, the great conundrum of the world has been this: Zombies? Or unicorns?

It seemed something had come along to finally resolve this issue: ZOMBIE UNICORNS!! But things are not as they seem. Dun, dun, dun.

By the way, this book is a free download from John Green, just click on the book page and hit 'download ebook'. Then par-tay!!!

I had a conversation, albeit somewhat im...more
Tatiana
Is there a reason why this had to be written from a female POV? I am asking because I would have never guessed the narrator was a girl if it wasn't specifically mentioned in the story. In fact, for the 1st quarter of the novella I was sure it was being narrated by a guy, and even after that point Mia remained more of a Michael to me.

Plus, if you are sure your work is crap (see the book description), why would you encourage readers to pay $25 for it? Just because it has your name on it? If you w...more
Andrea Caro
Jan 29, 2011 Andrea Caro rated it 4 of 5 stars Recommends it for: John Green fans, zombie aficionados.
I was talking to someone the other day about Author Blindness, which is a serious problem which plagues the best of us, or at least me. I have had Author Blindness with John Green. The day I finished reading Paper Towns, I went out and bought every other published work of his including the usual suspects - An Abundance of Katherines and Looking for Alaska - but also stuff like Will Grayson, Will Grayson, Let It Snow, and Geektastic. I consumed everything and I was so in love with his writing and...more
Kwesi 章英狮
Lately, I've heard a lot of books with zombies rambling and eating human brain but I don't have the time to buy, not really the time but the money to spend for them. I saw two of my friends reviewed this zombie land-ia book with unicorns? Huh? Ok, that makes my mind go round after I saw the cover with rotten, loin-less unicorn!

After checking the book page an imaginary book hit my back, since almost of my friends here in GR already read this short novella and that makes me feels like an out-date...more
Swiftfire
Aug 08, 2012 Swiftfire rated it 4 of 5 stars Recommends it for: Nerdfighteria
Looking at other reviewers, I realize that wow, lots of Nerdfighters are on Goodreads. That's... pretty freaking frakking awesome. DFTBA, y'all.

Anyway. Zombies? Never read about them, never planned on it. But when I found that John Green's zombie novella had been released online for free, I decided what the heck, I'll read it. And was I ever glad I did.

This is much more than a book about some absurd corn-inflicted zombie apocalypse theory. Deep rants, most of which go way over my head (like most...more
Isamlq
WARNING: There may be an over use of “!” in the following review.

Zombicorns isn’t what you think it is. It’s better. All right, all right I might be a tad biased. Nah, I’m a lot biased. But I can’t help it!

It’s John Green!!! (See my profile answer as to what your favorite books are.) I love John Green for his writing: you can always count on humor, good fun and honesty. While this novella does meet said criteria, it adds something more that (I have come to) love: ZOMBIES! This zombie novella co...more
Rohan Salmond
I feel like giving this four stars is way too generous, but three stars is outrageously stingy. I mean, how good can a novella about corn-obsessed zombies really be? Mr President disappears whenever it's inconvenient to have him around, the footnotes are massively unwieldy and the zombies flip-flop between wanting to eat the protagonist and wanting to 'convert' her. Even so, I thoroughly, THOROUGHLY enjoyed "ZOMBICORNS" and the ideas contained within are still giving me food for thought days and...more
Mohammed Al-Garawi
This is NOT an ordinary post-apocalyptic zombie story. It's a small dose of philosophy contained in a brilliant John Green novella. Really touching and mind-stirring. It also has the usual John Green awesomeness!

Made me smile, laugh out loud and tear up.

Absolutely amazing.
Lucy
If I wasn't already firmly on Team Zombie, reading Zombicorns would've cinched it for me. In fact, I'll be sending copies of this to my Team Unicorn friends in the hopes that John Green's beautiful storytelling will help them see the light.

Now, I was disappointed, at first, when I read the disclaimer and discovered that this wasn't a story about zombie unicorns. I mean really, what could be greater? Fortunately, the actual story Green tells is just as compelling. What I love about John Green's w...more
Yomna hosny
Plowing through this novella in one sitting, in exactly one hour and 56 minutes(Highly unusual for me, as I'm the type of reader who will often dog ear a page, close the book halfway through and stare into space for long stretches of time, then resume reading and repeat)

Anyway this book was a joy, a thrill and a strangely depressing as well as uplifting experience.

The philosophical concepts and questions pondered and discussed in these short 72 pages are too sophisticated and too far reaching fo...more
Amanda
Like others have mentioned, I thought the main character was a guy until the phrase "I was sixteen at the time, which is probably too young for a girl" popped up. It was a quick enjoyable read that got away from the typical John Green formula which was nice. Notable excerpts:

I think my dad was so fascinated by this idea because he realized on some fundamental level that he was not in control of his desires: I think he woke up every morning in his nice house with hardwood floors and granite count...more
Jennifer
'Zombicorns' was originally released for charity and is now legally available online for free (there's a link on the GR page for the book), and because of this I was ready to be generous with my rating. No need! I think it deserves 4 stars despite its flaws. Green readily admits that 'it was written in a hurry' and is 'riddled with inconsistencies', and it does read like a writing exercise rather than a polished short story. However, I think a writing exercise by a good author is still worth a r...more
Chloë
Well, I don't really have much to say about Zombicorns. Sadly, there are no zombie unicorns, so don't go bounding into the novella with these expectations, because, like me, you'll be sadly disappointed, and alone with fantasies of unicorns feasting on human flesh.

(Fantasies? Half fantasies, half nightmares. You know what I mean).

I always find short stories hard to review, so I'll try to be brief on the little I have to say. Nothing much happens, and I found it to be more of an introspective pie...more
Kwoomac
Very cool although you should know this is not a story about Zombie unicorns. It's more about the cornification of all arable land. People become zombies when they eat a cetain type of corn. That's what we get for trying to manipulate nature. And I agree with the author here, enough with all the corn. Although I'm sure it constitutes like 80% of my diet. mmmmm, corn chips.

So, here's a post-apocalypse tale of a teenage girl who struggles with her conscience about killing the undead. I like that...more
Vanessa
So those Zombiecorns of yours, John Green. They aren't uh, Zombie Unicorns as the cover seemingly suggests? No? Damn.
I really expected something that would make the Zombies Vs. Unicorns quarrel between Holly Black and Justine Larbalestier come to shambles(that, was not another one of my zombie jokes), not people having Maiznia!
But anyways, eating corns makes you a zombie. Yep. The whole etymology behind the misleading title.

Back to the story. This is one of the most realistic post zombie apocaly...more
Gorfo
Oct 26, 2011 Gorfo rated it 4 of 5 stars
Recommended to Gorfo by: Ana
Contrary to popular belief this book does not contain Unicorns. This was my first major disappointment in reading this novel. Despite John Green's warning I withheld hope that maybe, possibly zombie unicorns would surge from the massive maize's of corn and perhaps annihilate the main character? Sadly this isn't the case, and Green is not lying when he warns the reader to toss out all their aspirations about reading a novel about Zombie Unicorns. However, fear not, in this incredibly short and li...more
Holly
While I was talking to my lovely roommate and her boyfriend, they mentioned this book that they'd both read last year. Immediately, her boyfriend emailed it to me. Initially, I was completely unsure of it. Sure, I read zombie stuff, but it's usually not apocalyptic like this.

But I gave it a shot. And while I was still really weirded out when I finished, I thought it was pretty good. I still don't see how unicorns fit into it, though...

Whatever. The story focuses on Mia (like, the only female nar...more
Shay
Aug 08, 2011 Shay rated it 5 of 5 stars Recommends it for: Anyone and Everyone
This was not at all what I was expecting.

I heard the name "Zombicorns", and rolled my eyes, smirked in amusement, and thought "Well, this should certainly be...interesting". I read the description, saw that it was, in fact, a novella about zombies obsessed with corn, and I was more amused. (you have to admit...it's a pretty ridiculous thought!) Then, I saw that it was free, said "Oh, what the hay, I've got a few free minutes", and downloaded it. I saw the unicorn-zombie on the cover, along with...more
Michelle
My first John Green experience and DEFINITELY not my last. Really enjoyed this novella and liked Green's style. Especially liked that it was a free download too, which was why I decided to squeeze it into my lazy Sunday. A lot of people complain about the errors and typos in this, but its a free read and my eye was able to just fix what needed fixing, spelling and grammar-wise. Plus, I've read MANY a book that I paid full price for that are FULL of errors...Stephenie Meyer, anyone? That was for...more
Brandy
Oh, John Green, I do love you, even when you say you're writing something terrible. Because this, while certainly lacking the polish of Paper Towns, actually has some great discussion fodder in it.

Mia is the last member of her family standing. Her parents and sister have all been Z'd up, infected with the virus spread by, of all things, corn. It's not quite right to call them zombies; they're not undead, exactly, but rather slaves to the corn, planting and tending the corn plants to the exclusio...more
Jillian -always aspiring-
Feb 01, 2011 Jillian -always aspiring- rated it 4 of 5 stars Recommends it for: People who liked the zombie short stories of Zombies Vs. Unicorns and/or fans of John Green
I came to the conclusion a while ago that there is nothing romantic or supernatural about loving someone: Love is the privilege of being responsible for another. [my favorite quote from Zombicorns]

What a way to get me depressed AND force me to think. For being a novella of only about 70 pages, Zombicorns was very thought-provoking indeed. You might not think much of such a satirically titled work, but it's definitely worth at least a peek. (I can guarantee that you will be hooked enough to at l...more
Karly
So there's lil old me and there's a novella called Zombicorns, two plus two equals... oh nevermind, we both know I read it. Alas, this story is not about Zombie Unicorns - which makes me a little sad inside because that novella would be awesome - instead it is about zombies derived from corn, obsessed with corn, living in servitude of corn. Corn, corn, corn, corn, corn.... I may never be able to eat corn again.

I did know prior to reading this that it was in fact not about unicorns ( Well, there...more
Adrienne ツ
So, Zombicorns. Interesting name, aye? I thought the name itself stated it all: that this book would be about unicorns becoming the living dead and turning into your worst nightmare. But then I saw the disclaimer under the title that said "This book is not about unicorns" so I was pretty stumped about the story not involving any mythical creatures coming back to life and eating people's brains out -- I mean seriously, that would've been awesome. But sadly, it isn't related to any zombie/unicorn...more
Kate
Despite the zombie unicorn of the cover illustration, this novella is about a zombie apocalypse caused by a certain strain of corn and one girl's fight to remain "human" through it all. It was a bit more philosophical than most works of zombie literature but there was a lot of action as well and much killing. The zombie slang was great - calling the zombies "Z"s was not too original (see World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War), but here is a sampling of the other phrases:

Newzies - not a...more
Shelby
If only this was longer! I thoroughly enjoyed Zombicorns (which isn't about Zombies and Unicorns, sadly...hence the 4 stars) and I absolutely loved John Green's style of writing. It's funny, quirky, sarcastic, and joyously self deprecating. Had Green made this a full length novel rather than a free novella, it might've even topped my list for best zombie fiction, which, granted, is a limited but quality list.

I don't really have a full review nor can I really comment on the character development...more
Tiffany
"I came to the conclusion a while ago that there is nothing
romantic or supernatural about loving someone: Love is the privilege
of being responsible for another."

Wow. I read this book because of the cover. Because it was a zombie unicorn. Because it was silly. Because I had a lot of time on my hands and it was short.

But John Green is a real author. He writes real and beautiful things. And so while perhaps it was not about zombie unicorns but corn-loving zombies, it was still very entertaining and...more
Sophia
I'm not really sure.

John does outline that "this is actually terrible but here you go" (a common pitfall of writers, but not one I expected from him), but like always, it's not actually terrible. Yes, there are inconsistencies and typos and maybe there's incorrect word usage but that's the point. Journals, recounts, they don't have absolutely amazing or correct command of the English language. They're quick vignettes. They're done in a hurry.

I'm trying to find the message, because yes, it's rath...more
karen
so it automatically loses a star for false advertising. do not put a unicorn on the cover unless there is actually a unicorn to be had. cheap shot, john green - you know i am a girl and as such, genetically inclined towards all things unicorn. but it automatically gains a star for being a free download which is a generous thing for an author to do (and this from someone who hates reading on the computer - you see what the "promise" of a unicorn will do). even though it was short, i had to read i...more
Darsana
Aug 29, 2012 Darsana rated it 4 of 5 stars Recommends it for: Nerdfighters and John Green Lovers only
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And I know nothing more about how to be a person than I did in the Beez. The system of my consciousness remains open--I cannot for the life of me answer the question of why satisfactorily. One could make a case, I suppose, that the reason for our existence was to marvel at creation, to see and appreciate the beauty of the universe and indeed to contribute to that beauty in
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Lord Nouda
Zombicorns is a book of contradictions. Let me give you an example, the main character is trying to keep her humanity in the face of all the Z'ed, and being possibly one of the sole survivors. John Green does his typical, smarter than average person character building. We're led to believe that the main character is principled, gutsy and is well very read (even going so far as to go the library to do research during the Zombie-o-calypse. That's pretty high up there on the intellectual scale.) Mo...more
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John Green's first novel, Looking for Alaska, won the 2006 Michael L. Printz Award presented by the American Library Association. His second novel, An Abundance of Katherines, was a 2007 Michael L. Printz Award Honor Book and a finalist for the Los Angeles Times Book Prize. His next novel, Paper Towns, is a New...more
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